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coolhull

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

We'll really miss him/her. . .

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Is this her?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206491/Woman-sacked-Facebook-boss-insult-forgetting-added-friend.html

Un Croissant

After a wave of 'u ok hun?' And 'block them' one person suggested setting up a new page.

'I cant guys someone is out to ruin me its just not save'

She blocked 165 people apparently

Kovu

Un Croissant wrote: »

After a wave of 'u ok hun?' And 'block them' one person suggested setting up a new page.

'I cant guys someone is out to ruin me its just not save'

Ahe blocked 165 people apparently

You should PM all of us his page so we can overwhelm him with friend requests.:D

MonkstownHoop

I doubt 165 people have the problem, they're problem the lucky ones

IvyTheTerrible

So someone is out to get them, so they posted their email and mobile number publically? Dope!

Taylor365

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

So someone is out to get them, so they posted their email and mobile number publically? Dope!

How can someone be out to get them?

Don't have you profile public.
Don't accept friend requests.

But then again, it's a she. That attention needs seeking. :rolleyes:

kunst nugget

Taylor365 wrote: »

But then again, it's a she. That attention needs seeking. :rolleyes:

Aye, that's women for you. If they're not fainting or eating chocolate, they're out attention seeking. Women! Know your place!

Generic Dreadhead

kunst nugget wrote: »

Know you're your place!

They should be working on the switchboard in a telecoms office patching me through to number 3145

fussyonion

Why do people put up posts directed at their attacker/person who stole from them?
As if that person's on your feed.

E.G, post from this evening;

"To the out n out scumbag who stole me auntys handbag from the bingo earlier u dont no who your messing with sonnyboy to anyone out ther who knows who it was tell me his name and where he lives and il look after ya"

An hour later he's advertising sport shoes of dubious origin with the post:

"Size six Nikes for sale, can also get aftershave tomorrow and razors on Sunday anything else u want buzz me"

Golaco

fussyonion wrote: »

Why do people put up posts directed at their attacker/person who stole from them?
As if that person's on your feed.

E.G, post from this evening;

"To the out n out scumbag who stole me auntys handbag from the bingo earlier u dont no who your messing with sonnyboy to anyone out ther who knows who it was tell me his name and where he lives and il look after ya"

An hour later he's advertising sport shoes of dubious origin with the post:

"Size six Nikes for sale, can also get aftershave tomorrow and razors on Sunday anything else u want buzz me"

What a man! Refusing to let a little setback like an aunt's mugging get in the way of his business interests!

fathead82

"Lovely morning for a walk with d girls, love my fur babies". Followed by 28 photos of her 2 dogs.
Iv been to their house & her "fur babies" spend 23 & a half hours a day locked in a 4 foot X 4 foot pen.

Little Lion Woman

This appeared on my news feed

Loughc

Little Lion Woman wrote: »

This appeared on my news feed

So they're going to be lazy then.... Nothing wrong with Lazy Sundays but call them what they are.

kunst nugget

Little Lion Woman wrote: »

This appeared on my news feed

That gave me diarrmea…

Rubberlegs

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

Lisha

Little prawn ! Eeuww:(

Is that any thing to do with crabs I wonder ?

Loughc

73Cat wrote: »

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

God hopefully they won't get so wrapped up in the nickname they try to remove the babys head at birth.

Generic Dreadhead

73Cat wrote: »

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

You should forever more do your best District 9 impression when speaking to/about the child

podgemonster

Not Facebook but I got a Snapchat from my 25 year old cousin who only months ago had the whole family worried with an illness.

It was a 10 second video of the dashboard of his car and the road as he drove at night. The snap had the text "Heading to Cork" on it and the speedometer was reading 120 kmph. Since he lives in West Cork he definitely was not on a motorway.

Dumbass!:mad::mad::mad:

Un Croissant

Lisha wrote: »

Little prawn ! Eeuww:(

Is that any thing to do with crabs I wonder ?

A reference to the fella's manhood?

MonkstownHoop

From numerous people

'day * of my c9 and feeling great'

People losing weight because they are not eating shocker

kunst nugget

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

From numerous people

'day * of my c9 and feeling great'

People losing weight because they are not eating shocker

What's a C9 when it's at home? Is it a souped up Sinclair C5?

MonkstownHoop

kunst nugget wrote: »

What's a C9 when it's at home? Is it a souped up Sinclair C5?

It's the process of eating pretty much nothing ams drinking aloe vera gel or something, can't be bothered asking them or they will think I'm interested

kunst nugget

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

It's the process of eating pretty much nothing ams drinking aloe vera gel or something, can't be bothered asking them or they will think I'm interested

Ah, a quick google reveals that it is a diet for morons. Genuinely never heard of it before. You learn something new everyday.

IvyTheTerrible

73Cat wrote: »

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

Are they French? I have heard babies referred to as "crevettes" over here.
http://www.wordreference.com/fren/crevette

Rubberlegs

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Are they French? I have heard babies referred to as "crevettes" over here.
http://www.wordreference.com/fren/crevette

No, they are English. Her "profession" is baby maker at Baby Making. Oh sweet Jesus . It was accompanied by a Jack Daniels t shirt clad bump shot. I love prawns but I'm going to feel nauseous now at the thought of a Thai green prawn curry

fro9etb8j5qsl2

73Cat wrote: »

Her "profession" is baby maker at Baby Making.

Ah. Prepare yourself for the next 18 years of mommy martyr posts and status updates everytime her little prawn sneezes/shítes/pukes....

Rubberlegs

Titus Plain Storefront wrote: »

Ah. Prepare yourself for the next 18 years of mommy martyr posts and status updates everytime her little prawn sneezes/shítes/pukes....

Thankfully I only saw this as a cousin of mine was tagged in the status, it's not actually a friend of mine. That would be grounds to delete my account altogether

coolhull

73Cat wrote: »

No, they are English. Her "profession" is baby maker at Baby Making. y

Baby Making? Is that an Irish company? Quoted on the Stock Exchange?

Loughc

coolhull wrote: »

Baby Making? Is that an Irish company? Quoted on the Stock Exchange?

It's the parent company of Full Time Mad Bastards Ltd.

Lisha

Loughc wrote: »

It's the parent company of Full Time Mad Bastards Ltd.

Yes and many employees get their qualifications from 'da skool of life'

Loughc

Lisha wrote: »

Yes and many employees get their qualifications from 'da skool of life'

Is that a sister college of The School of Hard Knocks?

wildlifeboy

Loughc wrote: »

Is that a sister college of The School of Hard Knocks?

you mod christmas?? lol what do you do for the rest of the year?

Loughc

wildlifeboy wrote: »

you mod christmas?? lol what do you do for the rest of the year?

Your ma :pac:

wildlifeboy

Loughc wrote: »

Your ma :pac:

ouch

brandnewaward

Loughc wrote: »

Is that a sister college of The School of Hard Knocks?

affiliated with the school of none , didnt go???

Tetra

About Women's Day:

"Well, it has been a peachy day of glorious memes about brilliant women in history who were not recognized for their achievements in life. Well, all I can say is welcome to the ****in party ladies, as there are a whole lot more woman who have achieved and not been recognized. Here is to all the women who were not physicists, mathematicians, and all those other fine highfalutin careers... Here is to the women who gave their heart and soul to survive one day to the next, raise their children without the assistance of a juvenile detention center, and quietly dreamed of a better life that she never received. To these ladies, I wish to show my admiration and respect."

Un Croissant

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Still on FB.

marcbrophy

Un Croissant wrote: »

Still on FB.

Did you ever doubt that they wouldn't be?

_Whimsical_

Tetra wrote: »

About Women's Day:

"Well, it has been a peachy day of glorious memes about brilliant women in history who were not recognized for their achievements in life. Well, all I can say is welcome to the ****in party ladies, as there are a whole lot more woman who have achieved and not been recognized. Here is to all the women who were not physicists, mathematicians, and all those other fine highfalutin careers... Here is to the women who gave their heart and soul to survive one day to the next, raise their children without the assistance of a juvenile detention center, and quietly dreamed of a better life that she never received. To these ladies, I wish to show my admiration and respect."

I think that's quite nice.

Toto Wolfcastle

Pictures of minions being used to spread passive aggressive messages. Kind of like this.

Stop ruining minions. :mad:

ivytwine

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I think that's quite nice.

Why the need to denigrate other women's achievements tho?

Can we not praise mothers etc without it being at the expense of other women who achieve in other fields?

_Whimsical_

ivytwine wrote: »

Why the need to denigrate other women's achievements tho?

Can we not praise mothers etc without it being at the expense of other women who achieve in other fields?

I didn't think it was denigrating other women's achievements at all. I think it was just saying high achievers who weren't lauded in their day are not alone in not receiving their due of respect and acknowledgement, that everyday,ordinary women are under appreciated too for their contribution in raising good kids/citizens against the odds. Lots of high achievers have a mum or teacher or female somewhere in their background who quietly contributed to their success so I'm sure they'd agree.

Pherekydes

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I didn't think it was denigrating other women's achievements at all. I think it was just saying high achievers who weren't lauded in their day are not alone in not receiving their due of respect and acknowledgement, that everyday,ordinary women are under appreciated too for their contribution in raising good kids/citizens against the odds. Lots of high achievers have a mum or teacher or female somewhere in their background who quietly contributed to their success so I'm sure they'd agree.

So the word 'highfalutin' was not meant in a derogatory fashion?

Generic Dreadhead

Pherekydes wrote: »

So the word 'highfalutin' was not meant in a derogatory fashion?

Well given i'm 99% certain it was posted by someone who probably didn't complete the leaving cert, i'd say so. At least it was formatted pretty well, this is why we should keep the junior cert as is But hey, at least she can get pregnant and mind her own kids, cause you know that deserves a round of applause these days.

_Whimsical_

Pherekydes wrote: »

So the word 'highfalutin' was not meant in a derogatory fashion?

No, not in my opinion. Would "lofty" or "grand" be less offensive to you? To me it's just a lighthearted synonym.
I think anyone finding it derogatory in the context would be going to absolute pains to do so.

_Whimsical_

Cormac... wrote: »

Well given i'm 99% certain it was posted by someone who probably didn't complete the leaving cert, i'd say so. At least it was formatted pretty well, this is why we should keep the junior cert as is But hey, at least she can get pregnant and mind her own kids, cause you know that deserves a round of applause these days.

Wow, are you really chiming in on a conversation about denigrating people with that contribution?
Do you think someone's opinion deserves to be derided because of their level of education, or that offering a derogatory and completely ignorant opinion on someone else's educational background because you don't agree with their post is acceptable?
I can't say I find much in your post to recommend the leaving cert standard education that you seem so proud of.

Generic Dreadhead

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

Wow, are you really chiming in on a conversation about denigrating people with that contribution?
Do you think someone's opinion deserves to be derided because of their level of education, or that offering a derogatory and completely ignorant opinion on someone else's educational background because you don't agree with their post is acceptable?
I can't say I find much in your post to recommend the leaving cert standard education that you seem so proud of.

k

_Whimsical_

Cormac... wrote: »

k

Another win there for the critical thinking faculties and eloquent repartee you developed during your Leaving Cert years.