Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

jimmii

Super-Rush wrote: »

I'll see booth of those and raise you a guy who has his name spelled incorrectly.

His fucking name.

I really hope his name is Joe or Dave just to make it extra special!

893bet

Super-Rush wrote: »

I'll see booth of those and raise you a guy who has his name spelled incorrectly.

His fucking name.

Possibly intentional? So he can't be searched for?

Ed Winchester

jimmii wrote: »

I really hope his name is Joe or Dave just to make it extra special!

Tim

Wilberto

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Tim

Tim, Tim, nice but dim?

:pac: :pac:

RainyDay

jimmii wrote: »

I really hope his name is Joe or Dave just to make it extra special!

Or booth maybe?

Omackeral

RainyDay wrote: »

Or booth maybe?

As in John-Wilkes?

implausible

A girl I know changed her name on Facebook the day after she got married...and spelt it wrong. Another friend spotted it and told her. She had to leave it a week or so before Facebook allowed her to change it.

jimboblep

ratmouse wrote: »

The amount of people who can't differentiate between "you're" and "your" is obvious at an alarmingly high rate on Facebook. Is primary school education really so inadequate that people never grasped the basic difference?

Grammar the difference between
knowing your sh! T And knowing You're sh! T

fussyonion

"De foreigners across the road are the only ones who havnt put banners n flags up outside der house but theyr happy to live here and take our money an our jobs! fcuk off!!!! its our day anyway n uv'e no rite even bein here! fcuk yiz all time for the pub woo!!"

Unfriended.

MonkstownHoop

fussyonion wrote: »

"De foreigners across the road are the only ones who havnt put banners n flags up outside der house but theyr happy to live here and take our money an our jobs! fcuk off!!!! its our day anyway n uv'e no rite even bein here! fcuk yiz all time for the pub woo!!"

Unfriended.

Got a similar one


"O Connell street parmell street moore street tyrellstown blanch sad but true how did these people get here there is no direct flights from their countries to dublin and refugee law means the first country they land in they have to seek refugee status there **** Mary Robinson and the goons in charge and all the do Gooders which want them spongers in our cointry"

17larsson

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Got a similar one


"O Connell street parmell street moore street tyrellstown blanch sad but true how did these people get here there is no direct flights from their countries to dublin and refugee law means the first country they land in they have to seek refugee status there **** Mary Robinson and the goons in charge and all the do Gooders which want them spongers in our cointry"

That damn Mary Robinson, what good did she ever do to anybody...

coolhull

^ ^
Maybe those gobsh*tes should ask their relatives in Australia, the US and Britain to explain it to them.

ivytwine

fussyonion wrote: »

"De foreigners across the road are the only ones who havnt put banners n flags up outside der house but theyr happy to live here and take our money an our jobs! fcuk off!!!! its our day anyway n uv'e no rite even bein here! fcuk yiz all time for the pub woo!!"

Unfriended.

With Irish people like that no wonder they didn't put up any flags!

Generic Dreadhead

fussyonion wrote: »

Unfriended.

Everytime you post, I get comfortable, pop open some Taytos, and prepare myself :pac:

Kovu

:pac::pac: Eh....thanks for letting us know.

Holy JESUS I've got ovulation pains like never before!
By body clearly is trying extremely hard to make a baby lmfao!
Too bad I catch 'em all before they get a chance to make it to the holy grail!;)

El Weirdo

Kovu wrote: »

:pac::pac: Eh....thanks for letting us know.

Ara now.

brandnewaward

Kovu wrote: »

:pac::pac: Eh....thanks for letting us know.

i weep for humanity

Super-Rush

893bet wrote: »

Possibly intentional? So he can't be searched for?

Nope.

It was pointed out to him and was changed back when Facebook allowed it.

PandaPoo

Posted this about 2 weeks ago

PandaPoo wrote: »

Girl posts picture of ultrasound scan. Says she's 12 weeks pregnant.
"together 4 months with the love of me life"

Her boyfriend 'ah are little pride n joy. Love you both so much'
Her 'we love you twice as much babe'
Him 'not possible, best 4 months of me life. Love you 2 way more xxxx'

Edit, there's more.
Her 'so small xxxx'
Him ' i know so cute babe xxxxx'

Update

Finished with the girl carrying my child but I will stay strong n be there for the child single life ur better off lads its gonna be hard moving on but it has to be done

Kovu

The only way that could be more entertaining is if the baby arrives earlier than expected looking nothing like the daddy!

yellowlabrador

that's just so sad. Contraception, contraception, contraception. I hope he's prepared for the maintenance bill.

Axel Lamp

PandaPoo wrote: »

Posted this about 2 weeks ago



Update

And more benefits for the single mum.

Lisha

yellowlabrador wrote: »

that's just so sad. Contraception, contraception, contraception. I hope he's prepared for the maintenance bill.

What a mess! Poor child.
Ffs, this is when my inner Jeremy Kyle shrieks, 'well stick summat on de end ov it in future'

PandaPoo

Lisha wrote: »

What a mess! Poor child.
Ffs, this is when my inner Jeremy Kyle shrieks, 'well stick summat on de end ov it in future'

A few days his status was something like 'I love my missus so much, no more fighting, its not worth it and I love you too much. Never fighting again!!!'

Lisha

PandaPoo wrote: »

A few days his status was something like 'I love my missus so much, no more fighting, its not worth it and I love you too much. Never fighting again!!!'

Wtf! I dunno, it's like there's no 'dating' anyore. Couple meet, shag, move in and are expecting a child before they get a chance to get to know each other.
I miss 'courting' . Sounds archaic now but it had its plAce.

BaZmO*

Lisha wrote: »

Wtf! I dunno, it's like there's no 'dating' anyore. Couple meet, shag, move in and are expecting a child before they get a chance to get to know each other.
I miss 'courting' . Sounds archaic now but it had its plAce.

I doubt there was any "moving in" for this couple. I'd wager that both are still living at home.

Taylor365

:rolleyes:

It's always the ones that are most extrovert of their 'love' that last the least.

I don't even look in my missus' direction when i'm around her...
























...cause she's not real. I'm so lonely!

Michael D Not Higgins

Taylor365 wrote: »

...cause she's not real. I'm so lonely!

Sex between two people is called a twosome, and between three is called a threesome.










That must be why they call you handsome.

Generic Dreadhead

^ What a well placed signature :pac:

PandaPoo

"confirmed"

http://m.imgur.com/zftkwBw

maximoose

Gotta be one of the most ill advised adverts I've seen on FB

BaZmO*

maximoose wrote: »

Gotta be one of the most ill advised adverts I've seen on FB

Ah that has to be someone taking the p1ss. Waaay too close to the original.

Little Lion Woman

Walkin along notice a bird flappin in a bush its stuck.... upon closer inspection it has blue thread wrapped around its foot and its traling behind the poor bird so i reached in and saved the bird after i got the thread off its foot it then bit me and flew away but i dont care im dead chuffed with myself for saveing the ungratefull bird

maximoose

BaZmO* wrote: »

Ah that has to be someone taking the p1ss. Waaay too close to the original.

I thought so too when I first saw it, but it seems to be a legit 'nail bar' place completely unaware that their image looks like a streched anus :pac:

bud1970

How about those irritating chain messages that do the rounds on peoples status's?. share this and money will come to you. share the lord and he will reward you, comment amen if you love yer maw, etc....... Oh please, would ye ever all **** off somewhere and wise up!!!!

Miall108

How about those scumbag/boyracer statuses: "Garda Checkpoint at (insert name of place)"

Mallagio

Remember reading this somewhere....

"How many periods do you have to miss before you know you're pregnant??"

Mother of Jesus.

Omackeral

Mallagio wrote: »

Remember reading this somewhere....

"How many periods do you have to miss before you know you're pregnant??"

Mother of Jesus.

I wouldn't be basing it on her to be honest, she never even took the D to get preggers.

Rubberlegs

Relations who you know have never lost anyone close to them, constantly putting up poems and inspirational quotes on the loss of a loved one. The other day it was about losing your Dad. I really don't understand the thought process behind this. Get a grip, you actually have no idea what it's like to lose your Dad

conor_ie

This makes my brain hurt...

Loughc

conor_ie wrote: »

This makes my brain hurt...

I laughed way too loud at this!

You're missing a trick if you don't reply, "No you're not allowed to look at pictures of it, to prove it I'm going to post a picture of it on your page right now. Look away now!!"

Mallagio

This is an American account, most likely been posted but here goes anyway..... No words.

"LOL just found a phone from the 90s with a hashtag! Twitter wasn't even invented then, why did they need a hashtag back then?"

ratmouse

Mallagio wrote: »

This is an American account, most likely been posted but here goes anyway..... No words.

"LOL just found a phone from the 90s with a hashtag! Twitter wasn't even invented then, why did they need a hashtag back then?"

Dear Lord. This is when you really need to start worrying about who,or what even, is breathing the same air as the rest of us "more informed" individuals!

Un Croissant

Not fb related but I made the mistake of adding a young mother of snapchat......

fussyonion

"Meet you in town tomorrow for lunch?"
"Yes! Whereabouts?"
"Daniel O'Donnell statue? 1pm?"
"Great. See ya then".

Not one person corrected her.

Nib

"Little note to all u people out there that have never seen a child throw a tantrum.
My child is 4 he can be an angel or he can be a right wee skitter. He throws tantrums like every other 4 year old, especially when he is tired.
There is no need to stare and look at me like I'm an alien in whatever way I choose to deal with that, I am his mum, if I decide to walk away and try to ignore it, that's how I try to deal with it it that doesn't work I will try a different method?
Don't like it? Away and look at ur own Angels don't stare at me and make my child's tantrum even more of an issue than it already is!
Thank u!
‪#‎rantover‬"

shruikan2553

Nib wrote: »

"Little note to all u people out there that have never seen a child throw a tantrum.
My child is 4 he can be an angel or he can be a right wee skitter. He throws tantrums like every other 4 year old, especially when he is tired.
There is no need to stare and look at me like I'm an alien in whatever way I choose to deal with that, I am his mum, if I decide to walk away and try to ignore it, that's how I try to deal with it it that doesn't work I will try a different method?
Don't like it? Away and look at ur own Angels don't stare at me and make my child's tantrum even more of an issue than it already is!
Thank u!
‪#‎rantover‬"

I had to look twice and then doubted I was spelling it right but she did actually spell angel correctly. The final seal has been broken, the end of days is upon us!

DVDM93

fussyonion wrote: »

"Meet you in town tomorrow for lunch?"
"Yes! Whereabouts?"
"Daniel O'Donnell statue? 1pm?"
"Great. See ya then".

Not one person corrected her.

I'll be there at 1pm tomorrow. When I see what looks like to people meeting up in that location, I'll walk up to the woman. I'll show her this, call her a silly b1tch and walk off

LynnGrace

DVDM93 wrote: »

I'll be there at 1pm tomorrow. When I see what looks like to people meeting up in that location, I'll walk up to the woman. I'll show her this, call her a silly b1tch and walk off

Make sure it's Daniel O'Donnell statue that you are at, not that other Daniel...

Mallagio

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I fart in my sleep."

:D:D:D