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Your Superior

"Just beasted it at the swimming pool: 5 goes on the slide, 6 bombs, 4 dives and an underwater handstand. #tothemax #fitness #getin #monstah! "

coolhull

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

dee_mc

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

Rats all around: I'm sick of ye
Can't get the bit at the end though!

Kovu

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

'Rats all around' and t'other part is saying they're two faced/dishonest. I think.
Actually, maybe it's referring to turning your back on someone and they've done it a couple of times?

Whosthis

Your Superior wrote: »

"Just beasted it at the swimming pool: 5 goes on the slide, 6 bombs, 4 dives and an underwater handstand. #tothemax #fitness #getin #monstah! "

That's kinda funny.

Lisha

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

2baks.....

She is happy and loves her man. She is so behind him he has 2 backs as they each have each other's backs too...... It's scarily clever

Lisha

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


The mind boggles!!!

Rats all around I'm sick of ye. And if you have a problem or something to say, please come here and say it to my face. Because I'm not afraid of ye. Run to the Gardai as that is all ye are good at.
But you won'tmake a fool of my boyfriend I'll tell you that now. You and me together have each others backs. Love you babe .

daisybelle2008

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


The mind boggles!!!

2backs?? Is that supposed to mean two faced?

LynnGrace

Mallagio wrote: »

" You know you love someone when you save their texts & re-read them when no one is watching ~ Marilyn Monroe - I so do this "


Dumb as f**k:rolleyes:

:pac:

sligojoek

Two backs means no tits.

Where I come from anyway.

ArtyM

Lisha wrote: »

Rats all around I'm sick of ye. And if you have a problem or something to say, please come here and say it to my face. Because I'm not afraid of ye. Run to the Gardai as that is all ye are good at.
But you won't make a fool of my boyfriend I'll tell you that now. You and me together have each others backs. Love you babe .

You are 'The Facebook Whisperer'.

The Enabler

daisybelle2008 wrote: »

2backs?? Is that supposed to mean two faced?

The two backed monster?

TheChevron

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

When we were in school there was a girl called 2 backs, because she was very flat chested.

Maybe this other lady has mini mammaries?

bjork

The beast with 2 backs>>Is from Othello


This girl is quoting Shakespeare


Edit: Act 1 Scene 1

BRABANTIO
What profane wretch art thou?

IAGO
I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

BRABANTIO
Thou art a villain.

http://www.online-literature.com/shakespeare/othello/2/

artanevilla

bjork wrote: »

The beast with 2 backs>>Is from Othello


This girl is quoting Shakespeare


Edit: Act 1 Scene 1

BRABANTIO
What profane wretch art thou?

IAGO
I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

BRABANTIO
Thou art a villain.

http://www.online-literature.com/shakespeare/othello/2/

So she's saying everyone is riding? Is this why she's annoyed?

Digital Solitude

I doubt anyone with grammar like that is quoting Shakespeare

Guy:Incognito

Nib wrote: »

<insert photo of recently deceased>

"rip in piece "

Maybe the person was cut in half in an industrial accident?

spud82

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

razorblunt

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

Spud there's no quotes there is this your own opinion?

kunst nugget

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

What the feck did he think the marriage referendum was about?!?!

Taylor365

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

A fool and his opinion are easily parted - Marilyn Monroe

spud82

razorblunt wrote: »

Spud there's no quotes there is this your own opinion?

hahah not at all am campaigning for a YES vote. I unfriended him too can't be putting up with his stupidity

valoren

Gay's shouldn't be allowed to adopt because..."a child that has gay parents will more than likely turn out to be gay and if that keeps happening many years down the line there won't be one straight person around"

He get's destroyed then delete's the thread.

wildlifeboy

valoren wrote: »

Gay's shouldn't be allowed to adopt because..."a child that has gay parents will more than likely turn out to be gay and if that keeps happening many years down the line there won't be one straight person around"

He get's destroyed then delete's the thread.

well that'll at lease solve the over population crisis

Fuzzytrooper

bjork wrote: »

and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

...and instead of a mouth it has four arses!

Mallagio

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

BaZmO*

Mallagio wrote: »

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

Best time of the day too

rawn

Mallagio wrote: »

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

Summer is my favourite day of the year.

Pherekydes

the yes side are also hijacking sad situations to suit their agenda ..marriage is for straights civil ceremony for the rest ..i dad or i ma or a couple comprising man and woman..

:rolleyes:

yerwanthere123

"In a taxi and the driver's name is Yu Gou. This man was destined to transport people around."

:pac:

Kovu

Lmao :D

If gays in Ireland want the real, genuine Irish marriage experience; legalise gay marriage but ban gay divorce for a few decades. For that is the way of Ireland

keith16

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fussyonion

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

_Whimsical_

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

And so it begins...
Now I think of it I can easily imagine social media spawning a generation who will need loud constant public support and validation in real life in everything they do or who'll think public shaming is appropriate and how you get things done.

efb

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

Honk if he was horny?

skirtgirl

"well hows all injoin the sun. im on the bus on my way dwn to see my special if not amazing dad if i nust say so ky self. hes our safe haven. injoy all and dond b so crule when u can b so kind. blurrb what u say now"
She is visiting the boyfriend in prison. Maybe I'm being CRULE posting this?

Quazzie

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

Maybe it's outside her ex's house and he works night shift so it's disturbing his sleep. It's genius if that's the case

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

Whosthis

Pherekydes wrote: »

the yes side are also hijacking sad situations to suit their agenda ..marriage is for straights civil ceremony for the rest ..i dad or i ma or a couple comprising man and woman. :rolleyes:

Is there anything Apple can't do?

Pawwed Rig

"In case no one has told you today:

You are beautiful.
Magical.
Powerful.
Inspiring.

And you can achieve whatever you set your mind to."

You are correct I can achieve anything so I set my mind to deleting you - twat

El Weirdo

Who wants some stupid?

some questions for those of you who believe in the widely-accepted idea of the heliocentric solar system, containing a spinning ball earth, hurtling through the vastness of space and insignificant among more planets than there are grains of sand on the beach:
1. why is the horizon is always, always flat with the naked eye?
2. why is there no feeling of the earth's movement at all? there is no sense of the changes in speed or path, however slight, that there are when you are in a car or a plane or otherwise moving.
3. why do the constellations remain in constant relation to each other,
and have done so for thousands of years?
4. how does polaris, the north star, always remain perfectly aligned at
the centre of the sky around which all the other stars rotate, if it is
24 trillion miles away, and we are travelling at 600 billion miles an
hour through the universe?
5. why were the apollo moon landings faked, as all the other nasa/ outer
space missions are?
6. why is there no video of the real ball earth spinning in space? that
would be pretty spectacular, wouldn't it?
7. why are you not allowed to go and explore or even fly over the north
or south 'poles' if you are not on 'official' business?
8. why do the sun & the moon appear about the same size in the sky? is
it really because one is 400 times bigger and 400 times further away, or
is it because they are about the same size, and a lot nearer than we
have been told?
9. why do roads, railways, bridges etc. not take account of any
curvature of the earth?
10. why don't ships tilt away from you as they are departing over the curve of the earth?
11. why can you not fly direct from south america to australia? why do
you have to go via the middle east or asia, or always make a 'secret' fuel stop?
12. why are there not thousands and thousands of pictures of the earth
from all the satellites up there? why do we have the same few
graphically-enhanced self-admitted composites from nasa all the time?
13. and why are those photo (shop)s of earth perfectly round, when it is
supposed to be an oblate spheroid, squashed and fat at the equator?
14. how can water be curved? do you really think the pacific ocean is a
big bulging ball of water, and if so, can you show video or even a photo
of water behaving in this way?
15. why you are so resistant to the idea that the earth might not be spinning, not be a globe, and actually be the centre of a universe that is a lot smaller and closer than we have been led to believe? does it feel like a religious view that you refuse to examine? how is this different to knowing about the new world order and false flags and chemtrails etc.?
have a blessed day, whatever shape you think the place where we live is smile emoticon xxx

Mallagio

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

That would have to be replied to.

mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

Reply and ask him has he used it to watch the latest episode of "Don't pay, we take it away"?

Taylor365

El Weirdo wrote: »

Who wants some stupid?

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Asking the real questions!

Mallagio

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

:D

rawn

El Weirdo wrote: »

Who wants some stupid?

Oh my God, I wish I knew this person so I could answer every single one of those questions and tell them just how profoundly stupid they are.

RainyDay

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

He's probably buying on HP, over three or four years, so he can pay 2 or 3 times the cash cost of the TV in that period

Just to make sure he'll never quite have enough funds to pay you what he owes.

gutenberg

"For all my friends, whether close or casual. Just because everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about. Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile to see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intentional avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, NO SHARING... I will leave it in the comments so it is easier for you to copy paste."

Haven't spotted any so far...

rawn

gutenberg wrote: »

"For all my friends, whether close or casual. Just because everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about. Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile to see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intentional avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, NO SHARING... I will leave it in the comments so it is easier for you to copy paste."

Haven't spotted any so far...

It's been all over my newsfeed the last few weeks as a local lad committed suicide, As annoying spam goes, at least this one highlights an important message.

gutenberg

rawn wrote: »

It's been all over my newsfeed the last few weeks as a local lad committed suicide, As annoying spam goes, at least this one highlights an important message.

Should probably have added for context that this girl posts about 5 similar things a day.