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Doris300

InitiumNovum wrote: »

failure in life themselves.

**** you. There's no such thing.

InitiumNovum

Doris300 wrote: »

**** you. There's no such thing.

There is and there isn't. It's subjective. I think someone is a failure if they have failed to achieve or live up to any (or the majority) of the goals or values they set themselves.

brandnewaward

https://www.facebook.com/NiallBoylanAtNight/photos/a.582158748526794.1073741826.131193550289985/834125176663482/?type=1&theater


perfect for this thread............and GO ,

Lisha

brandnewaward wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/NiallBoylanAtNight/photos/a.582158748526794.1073741826.131193550289985/834125176663482/?type=1&theater


perfect for this thread............and GO ,

One comment reads 'hey xxxxx that ur one u have Jimmy with'

BaZmO*

brandnewaward wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/NiallBoylanAtNight/photos/a.582158748526794.1073741826.131193550289985/834125176663482/?type=1&theater


perfect for this thread............and GO ,

Wow!

"Ideally I would like to I would like to get a house in the area I grew up in near my parents.....a 4 bedroom house would be gr8t"

Ideally I'd love to live next to Bono up in Killiney, but hey...

Toto Wolfcastle

brandnewaward wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/NiallBoylanAtNight/photos/a.582158748526794.1073741826.131193550289985/834125176663482/?type=1&theater


perfect for this thread............and GO ,

I don't believe for a second that that's real. It looks like something the show wrote themselves.

kunst nugget

brandnewaward wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/NiallBoylanAtNight/photos/a.582158748526794.1073741826.131193550289985/834125176663482/?type=1&theater


perfect for this thread............and GO ,

2 houses in 18 months? Me bollix… fake email is fake.

kunst nugget

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

I don't believe for a second that that's real. It looks like something the show wrote themselves.

Even the bad spelling in it is suspicious...

valoren

"I urge people to vote No in the referendum. I do not want my children to be thought that same sex marriage is the same as heterosexual marriage. Nor do I want them thought that they can choose which gender they want to be. All of this will follow very quickly if the referendum is passed. People think seriously about this"

Fcuk. Off.

Pawwed Rig

There was a show on a couple of years ago about apartment living in Ireland where people had very similar attitudes to that girl. That said, I am not overly familiar with 4FM but it would look like they like to stir s*** so I would assume that this is a fake. Who asks a DJ for life advice?:pac:

Loughc

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

I don't believe for a second that that's real. It looks like something the show wrote themselves.

Absolutely it's fake, but the comments underneath it :eek:

I seriously worry. One comment was the government should give that "lady" the house as she deserves it and after all they owe her as they paid the banks back with all of ours money.

TheChevron

Due to on forseen ceermemcatances one of our singers has had to pull out of this year’s show

on forseen ceermemcatances

Paddy Cow

kunst nugget wrote: »

2 houses in 18 months? Me bollix… fake email is fake.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. Remember the woman who claimed the council had left her homeless and it turned out she decided to live with her three children in a car because they wouldn't give her a house in Tallaght.

Sittingpretty

valoren wrote: »

"I urge people to vote No in the referendum. I do not want my children to be thought that same sex marriage is the same as heterosexual marriage. Nor do I want them thought that they can choose which gender they want to be. All of this will follow very quickly if the referendum is passed. People think seriously about this"

Fcuk. Off.

I wonder would he/she like their children to know the difference between 'thought' and 'taught'?

Mallagio

" You know you love someone when you save their texts & re-read them when no one is watching ~ Marilyn Monroe - I so do this "


Dumb as f**k:rolleyes:

petes

"Cen every1 sine this patchion to get the government to bring down the age of smears to 18 please... It dose not matter if your 18 or 28 you should still be able to get a smear test done... So please sine...."

PopePalpatine

TheChevron wrote: »

on forseen ceermemcatances

That sounds like a Rickyism:

Nib

<insert photo of recently deceased>

"rip in piece "

BaZmO*

Nib wrote: »

<insert photo of recently deceased>

"rip in piece "

http://i.imgur.com/4hXXefV.gif

shruikan2553

petes wrote: »

"Cen every1 sine this patchion to get the government to bring down the age of smears to 18 please... It dose not matter if your 18 or 28 you should still be able to get a smear test done... So please sine...."

Can we cos or tan it as well?

Finally, math jokes which aren't about angles.

Hyzepher

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Can we cos or tan it as well?

Finally, math jokes which aren't about angels.

fixed that for you

Pawwed Rig

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Can we cos or tan it as well?

Finally, math jokes which aren't about angles.

How are cos sin and tan jokes not about angles??

rawn

STOP.

wallywhittle

****in mouths lie down nw ppl wit ur bull**** & go get urselfs a life stedda goin around mouthing about me tellin yes sick of yes now all of yes

shruikan2553

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

How are cos sin and tan jokes not about angles??

Ah ****. 4 years of engineering for this...


Suppose I meant something other than obtuse or acute :P

coolhull

wallywhittle wrote: »

****in mouths lie down nw ppl wit ur bull**** & go get urselfs a life stedda goin around mouthing about me tellin yes sick of yes now all of yes

''stedda'' in place of 'instead of'

That is pure genius :cool:

Zymurgist

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


The mind boggles!!!

MonkstownHoop

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


The mind boggles!!!

What's disturbing is the correct spelling of some words.

Your Superior

"Just beasted it at the swimming pool: 5 goes on the slide, 6 bombs, 4 dives and an underwater handstand. #tothemax #fitness #getin #monstah! "

coolhull

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

dee_mc

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

Rats all around: I'm sick of ye
Can't get the bit at the end though!

Kovu

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

'Rats all around' and t'other part is saying they're two faced/dishonest. I think.
Actually, maybe it's referring to turning your back on someone and they've done it a couple of times?

Whosthis

Your Superior wrote: »

"Just beasted it at the swimming pool: 5 goes on the slide, 6 bombs, 4 dives and an underwater handstand. #tothemax #fitness #getin #monstah! "

That's kinda funny.

Lisha

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

2baks.....

She is happy and loves her man. She is so behind him he has 2 backs as they each have each other's backs too...... It's scarily clever

Lisha

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


The mind boggles!!!

Rats all around I'm sick of ye. And if you have a problem or something to say, please come here and say it to my face. Because I'm not afraid of ye. Run to the Gardai as that is all ye are good at.
But you won'tmake a fool of my boyfriend I'll tell you that now. You and me together have each others backs. Love you babe .

daisybelle2008

Zymurgist wrote: »

"Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


The mind boggles!!!

2backs?? Is that supposed to mean two faced?

LynnGrace

Mallagio wrote: »

" You know you love someone when you save their texts & re-read them when no one is watching ~ Marilyn Monroe - I so do this "


Dumb as f**k:rolleyes:

:pac:

sligojoek

Two backs means no tits.

Where I come from anyway.

ArtyM

Lisha wrote: »

Rats all around I'm sick of ye. And if you have a problem or something to say, please come here and say it to my face. Because I'm not afraid of ye. Run to the Gardai as that is all ye are good at.
But you won't make a fool of my boyfriend I'll tell you that now. You and me together have each others backs. Love you babe .

You are 'The Facebook Whisperer'.

The Enabler

daisybelle2008 wrote: »

2backs?? Is that supposed to mean two faced?

The two backed monster?

TheChevron

coolhull wrote: »

Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out

When we were in school there was a girl called 2 backs, because she was very flat chested.

Maybe this other lady has mini mammaries?

bjork

The beast with 2 backs>>Is from Othello


This girl is quoting Shakespeare


Edit: Act 1 Scene 1

BRABANTIO
What profane wretch art thou?

IAGO
I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

BRABANTIO
Thou art a villain.

http://www.online-literature.com/shakespeare/othello/2/

artanevilla

bjork wrote: »

The beast with 2 backs>>Is from Othello


This girl is quoting Shakespeare


Edit: Act 1 Scene 1

BRABANTIO
What profane wretch art thou?

IAGO
I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

BRABANTIO
Thou art a villain.

http://www.online-literature.com/shakespeare/othello/2/

So she's saying everyone is riding? Is this why she's annoyed?

Digital Solitude

I doubt anyone with grammar like that is quoting Shakespeare

Guy:Incognito

Nib wrote: »

<insert photo of recently deceased>

"rip in piece "

Maybe the person was cut in half in an industrial accident?

spud82

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

razorblunt

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

Spud there's no quotes there is this your own opinion?

kunst nugget

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

What the feck did he think the marriage referendum was about?!?!

Taylor365

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

A fool and his opinion are easily parted - Marilyn Monroe

spud82

razorblunt wrote: »

Spud there's no quotes there is this your own opinion?

hahah not at all am campaigning for a YES vote. I unfriended him too can't be putting up with his stupidity