Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

valoren

Gay's shouldn't be allowed to adopt because..."a child that has gay parents will more than likely turn out to be gay and if that keeps happening many years down the line there won't be one straight person around"

He get's destroyed then delete's the thread.

wildlifeboy

valoren wrote: »

Gay's shouldn't be allowed to adopt because..."a child that has gay parents will more than likely turn out to be gay and if that keeps happening many years down the line there won't be one straight person around"

He get's destroyed then delete's the thread.

well that'll at lease solve the over population crisis

Fuzzytrooper

bjork wrote: »

and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

...and instead of a mouth it has four arses!

Mallagio

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

BaZmO*

Mallagio wrote: »

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

Best time of the day too

rawn

Mallagio wrote: »

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

Summer is my favourite day of the year.

Pherekydes

the yes side are also hijacking sad situations to suit their agenda ..marriage is for straights civil ceremony for the rest ..i dad or i ma or a couple comprising man and woman..

:rolleyes:

yerwanthere123

"In a taxi and the driver's name is Yu Gou. This man was destined to transport people around."

:pac:

Kovu

Lmao :D

If gays in Ireland want the real, genuine Irish marriage experience; legalise gay marriage but ban gay divorce for a few decades. For that is the way of Ireland

keith16

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fussyonion

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

_Whimsical_

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

And so it begins...
Now I think of it I can easily imagine social media spawning a generation who will need loud constant public support and validation in real life in everything they do or who'll think public shaming is appropriate and how you get things done.

efb

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

Honk if he was horny?

skirtgirl

"well hows all injoin the sun. im on the bus on my way dwn to see my special if not amazing dad if i nust say so ky self. hes our safe haven. injoy all and dond b so crule when u can b so kind. blurrb what u say now"
She is visiting the boyfriend in prison. Maybe I'm being CRULE posting this?

Quazzie

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

Maybe it's outside her ex's house and he works night shift so it's disturbing his sleep. It's genius if that's the case

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

Whosthis

Pherekydes wrote: »

the yes side are also hijacking sad situations to suit their agenda ..marriage is for straights civil ceremony for the rest ..i dad or i ma or a couple comprising man and woman. :rolleyes:

Is there anything Apple can't do?

Pawwed Rig

"In case no one has told you today:

You are beautiful.
Magical.
Powerful.
Inspiring.

And you can achieve whatever you set your mind to."

You are correct I can achieve anything so I set my mind to deleting you - twat

El Weirdo

Who wants some stupid?

some questions for those of you who believe in the widely-accepted idea of the heliocentric solar system, containing a spinning ball earth, hurtling through the vastness of space and insignificant among more planets than there are grains of sand on the beach:
1. why is the horizon is always, always flat with the naked eye?
2. why is there no feeling of the earth's movement at all? there is no sense of the changes in speed or path, however slight, that there are when you are in a car or a plane or otherwise moving.
3. why do the constellations remain in constant relation to each other,
and have done so for thousands of years?
4. how does polaris, the north star, always remain perfectly aligned at
the centre of the sky around which all the other stars rotate, if it is
24 trillion miles away, and we are travelling at 600 billion miles an
hour through the universe?
5. why were the apollo moon landings faked, as all the other nasa/ outer
space missions are?
6. why is there no video of the real ball earth spinning in space? that
would be pretty spectacular, wouldn't it?
7. why are you not allowed to go and explore or even fly over the north
or south 'poles' if you are not on 'official' business?
8. why do the sun & the moon appear about the same size in the sky? is
it really because one is 400 times bigger and 400 times further away, or
is it because they are about the same size, and a lot nearer than we
have been told?
9. why do roads, railways, bridges etc. not take account of any
curvature of the earth?
10. why don't ships tilt away from you as they are departing over the curve of the earth?
11. why can you not fly direct from south america to australia? why do
you have to go via the middle east or asia, or always make a 'secret' fuel stop?
12. why are there not thousands and thousands of pictures of the earth
from all the satellites up there? why do we have the same few
graphically-enhanced self-admitted composites from nasa all the time?
13. and why are those photo (shop)s of earth perfectly round, when it is
supposed to be an oblate spheroid, squashed and fat at the equator?
14. how can water be curved? do you really think the pacific ocean is a
big bulging ball of water, and if so, can you show video or even a photo
of water behaving in this way?
15. why you are so resistant to the idea that the earth might not be spinning, not be a globe, and actually be the centre of a universe that is a lot smaller and closer than we have been led to believe? does it feel like a religious view that you refuse to examine? how is this different to knowing about the new world order and false flags and chemtrails etc.?
have a blessed day, whatever shape you think the place where we live is smile emoticon xxx

Mallagio

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

That would have to be replied to.

mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

Reply and ask him has he used it to watch the latest episode of "Don't pay, we take it away"?

Taylor365

El Weirdo wrote: »

Who wants some stupid?

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Asking the real questions!

Mallagio

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

:D

rawn

El Weirdo wrote: »

Who wants some stupid?

Oh my God, I wish I knew this person so I could answer every single one of those questions and tell them just how profoundly stupid they are.

RainyDay

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

He's probably buying on HP, over three or four years, so he can pay 2 or 3 times the cash cost of the TV in that period

Just to make sure he'll never quite have enough funds to pay you what he owes.

gutenberg

"For all my friends, whether close or casual. Just because everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about. Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile to see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intentional avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, NO SHARING... I will leave it in the comments so it is easier for you to copy paste."

Haven't spotted any so far...

rawn

gutenberg wrote: »

"For all my friends, whether close or casual. Just because everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about. Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile to see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intentional avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, NO SHARING... I will leave it in the comments so it is easier for you to copy paste."

Haven't spotted any so far...

It's been all over my newsfeed the last few weeks as a local lad committed suicide, As annoying spam goes, at least this one highlights an important message.

gutenberg

rawn wrote: »

It's been all over my newsfeed the last few weeks as a local lad committed suicide, As annoying spam goes, at least this one highlights an important message.

Should probably have added for context that this girl posts about 5 similar things a day.

RainyDay

This one popped up to make everyone feel all warm and cheery

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same ****ing elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bull**** stories.

Lisha

RainyDay wrote: »

This one popped up to make everyone feel all warm and cheery

Love it!!

Lisha

'Happy 2nd birthday to my best friend. Best 2yrs of my life, love you, Mammy'


Right where to start, I love being a parent too. But my children are not my friends. It's my job to care for them. It's not their job to fill a friendship void in my life. And also I doubt your 2yr old is on FB. Tell your child not a bunch of randomers who couldn't give a toss.

fussyonion

Lisha wrote: »

'Happy 2nd birthday to my best friend. Best 2yrs of my life, love you, Mammy'


Right where to start, I love being a parent too. But my children are not my friends. It's my job to care for them. It's not their job to fill a friendship void in my life. And also I doubt your 2yr old is on FB. Tell your child not a bunch of randomers who couldn't give a toss.

I also hate when someone posts stuff like
"Happy Birthday Nanny, 20 years gone today, miss you so much".
Not being cruel, but nobody on Facebook really cares.
And your Nanny can't see your post.

IvyTheTerrible

I know people posting suicide helpline numbers mean well, but there's a post being shared around for the last couple of years and it's a bloody american number. It's Irish people posting it, that will be no use to someone in crisis. I wish people would check. (I do always comment with an Irish number, but still).

The Enabler

fussyonion wrote: »

I also hate when someone posts stuff like
"Happy Birthday Nanny, 20 years gone today, miss you so much".
Not being cruel, but nobody on Facebook really cares.
And your Nanny can't see your post.

If it makes them feel better or if it's their way of remembering a loved one, what harm?

fussyonion

The Enabler wrote: »

If it makes them feel better or if it's their way of remembering a loved one, what harm?

I never said it was harming anyone. But the majority of people I see doing it are only doing it for attention/likes, etc.

Mint Aero

fussyonion wrote: »

I also hate when someone posts stuff like
"Happy Birthday Nanny, 20 years gone today, miss you so much".
Not being cruel, but nobody on Facebook really cares.
And your Nanny can't see your post.

Especially when the person "missing them so much" is 21 or something :rolleyes:

efb

fussyonion wrote: »

I never said it was harming anyone. But the majority of people I see doing it are only doing it for attention/likes, etc.

And this upsets you unnecessarily because???

implausible

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I know people posting suicide helpline numbers mean well, but there's a post being shared around for the last couple of years and it's a bloody american number. It's Irish people posting it, that will be no use to someone in crisis. I wish people would check. (I do always comment with an Irish number, but still).

People don't check these things. I regularly see missing people posts being shared, but often for people who have been found, one way or another. A quick Google will tell you if the person is still missing, before you share it.

BaZmO*

implausible wrote: »

People don't check these things. I regularly see missing people posts being shared, but often for people who have been found, one way or another. A quick Google will tell you if the person is still missing, before you share it.

You don't even have to Google, a quick check in the comments will normally tell you that they've been found..........in Melbourne, or somewhere equally far away from the person sharing the post.

LadyAthame

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I know people posting suicide helpline numbers mean well, but there's a post being shared around for the last couple of years and it's a bloody american number. It's Irish people posting it, that will be no use to someone in crisis. I wish people would check. (I do always comment with an Irish number, but still).

That sounds like something I would do.

IrishWelshCelt

"9 months old today! Where has the time gone! Such a pretty, funny little woman. We would all be lost without u [Child's name]! Lots of love mammy and daddy xxx — with [Child's father]."

Firstly who celebrates their 9 month anniversary? Also the girl is constantly posting messages addressed to her kid like shes on facebook or something. Also apparently does not know about the existence of the question mark.

Omackeral

fussyonion wrote: »

I never said it was harming anyone. But the majority of people I see doing it are only doing it for attention/likes, etc.

efb wrote: »

And this upsets you unnecessarily because???

What he posted is entirely in the spirit of this thread surely?

The Enabler

Omackeral wrote: »

What he posted is entirely in the spirit of this thread surely?

The title of the thread is "dumb/ great Facebook status". There's nothing particularly dumb or great about posting on the anniversary of a loved one.

mfceiling

The Enabler wrote: »

The title of the thread is "dumb/ great Facebook status". There's nothing particularly dumb or great about posting on the anniversary of a loved one.

20 years after they've died. Out with the fishing rod and let's see how many of those likes we can get...

spud82

"I sumtimes wonder y i gave my son and iPHONE 6 He never answers it when i ring him".and two mins later she posted he'd fallen asleep with "fone beside him pure wrecked after his confirmation telpis!"

Ed Winchester

spud82 wrote: »

"I sumtimes wonder y i gave my son and iPHONE 6 He never answers it when i ring him".and two mins later she posted he'd fallen asleep with "fone beside him pure wrecked after his confirmation telpis!"

What in the name of jaysis is a telpis?

spud82

Ed Winchester wrote: »

What in the name of jaysis is a telpis?

i think it's a version of god help us?? telpis??

dee_mc

Ed Winchester wrote: »

What in the name of jaysis is a telpis?

I have a feeling it's Scumbag for 'God help us'

Ed Winchester

I'm normally pretty handy at translating these things. But I'd never have guessed that in a million years!
Way out of touch. Thank god!

ratmouse

Ed Winchester wrote: »

I'm normally pretty handy at translating these things. But I'd never have guessed that in a million years!
Way out of touch. Thank god!

God telpya!