Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

feelingblue

Who moved me??? And why???

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make the sex.

I have zero interest in talking to kids, get with dumbell, he is a virgin as well.
come back tell us all about it, we might believe you.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=425517

feelingblue

leggo wrote: »

Ahh...

Your clever:D

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

Who moved me??? And why???

You need to ask? school is out.

cruiser178

parker kent wrote: »

You can't remember what age you are?!

I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".

was never in college, and Limerick is a very small place, ie, its easy to get around when your young free and single. Obviously you and I are 2 very different people when it comes to past friends

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

Who moved me??? And why???

A mod.

And because your thread sucks.

cruiser178

parker kent wrote: »

You can't remember what age you are?!

I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".

As for my age, iv'e had a lot of Bacardi right now ha

feelingblue

hondasam wrote: »

I have zero interest in talking to kids, get with dumbell, he is a virgin as well.
come back tell us all about it, we might believe you.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=425517

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

Too many hints that you are a male re-reg tbh.

sonic85

sh!t threads all rolled into one. loving it. now if only there was a big delete button somewhere

feelingblue

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

A mod.

And because your thread sucks.

Some boardsies are kinda angry..

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

Some boardsies are kinda angry..

Indeed.

Saying a thread sucks is clearly a sign of anger, as opposed to a sign of a thread sucking.

Sky King

feelingblue wrote: »

Some boardsies are kinda angry..

It's all the shit threads we have to sift through to get to a good one...

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

you are mistaken if with the we no one is interested.
I don't post in the ladies lounge. You write like a man btw.

feelingblue

sonic85 wrote: »

sh!t threads all rolled into one. loving it. now if only there was a big delete button somewhere

Your threads on:

Norton Account and "Mental Strength"

were so powerful and un****...

feelingblue

hondasam wrote: »

you are mistaken if with the we no one is interested.
I don't post in the ladies lounge. You write like a man btw.

Dear Mod,

I believe this is off topic....

sonic85

feelingblue wrote: »

Your threads on:

Norton Account and "Mental Strength"

were so powerful and un****...

im really honoured you took such an interest in me you had to go through my previous history. maybe youd be better off having some sex instead - just do it with your other hand instead otherwise that sh!t will get repetitive

feelingblue

sonic85 wrote: »

im really honoured you took such an interest in me you had to go through my previous history. maybe youd be better off having some sex instead - just do it with your other hand instead otherwise that sh!t will get repetitive

Ok ok let's play by the rules peeps and keep it respectful....peace all

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

Dear Mod,

I believe this is off topic....

Well technically the entire thread that was merged in here was off topic, so i don't think a Mod is going to care.

This is kind of where **** FB threads go to die.

Jaxxy

I miss the shít status updates already.

Professey Chin

Jaxxy wrote: »

I miss the shít status updates already.

And we miss you

Jaxxy

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

And we miss you

I'll be right... heeerree...

*creepy long finger poke*

Professey Chin

Jaxxy wrote: »

I'll be right... heeerree...

*creepy long finger poke*

I NEED AN ADULT!!!I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!

Sharpshooter

feelingblue wrote: »

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

I'd say you are your username about now.

Banned.

feelingblue wrote: »

Dear Mod,

I believe this is off topic....

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

Chorcai

I carried my child within my body ♥ Slept with him on my chest ♥ I've kissed little toes & wiped away tears ♥ I've been vomited on, peed on & spent sleepless nights cradling my child, but I wouldn't have it any other way ♥ My body isn't magazine perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a Mother... and there is no greater honour, love or blessing! ♥ Post this if you are a very proud Mum

A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty... is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

getting sick of these, followed by X Like's "that awkward moment..." and 25 other "likes" pages

CMpunked

Chorcai wrote: »

getting sick of these, followed by X Like's "that awkward moment..." and 25 other "likes" pages

Does anyone know how to hide all of those?

plein de force

wonderfulname wrote: »

Oh my god, last night was great, cant member most of it though, was gas though, I love the girls?

I give up trying to translate, that "friend" of yours is headache inducing, ask them if their keyboard is broken...

FIXED
Not a bad attempt

languagenerd

After about a million "Rihanna" and "OMGZ Craig" posts...

UGH what a joke, never watchin da xfactor again!

Yeah, of course you won't. You won't back same time next week posting the same crap or anything, no? :rolleyes: :pac:

Eathrin

1.

Nd Here come the x factor status's :L

That's because people like you write them.
2.

copy cat

1.

Didn't see ur's atall..
Jus tryna steal my thunder rob ? :P

You don't have any thunder. About two people liked your status and nobody cares.
3.

ive never watched a episode and i no whos gone or who s in tru facebook

Learn to write English, then get off of Facebook for a while ffs.
1.

It's gr8 isnt it? saves money on the ntl bill sure

You're not saving anything as you still pay for and watch television, you don't actually pay the bills yourself and that's not really even funny.

And it goes on like that and "nt wtchin x factor evr again dis season s so shít!".

Such a reasonable post too compared to some I've read here, it was just the first thing I saw on my home page. The intelligence of people who use fb regularly is just...just awful.

jene

just learned that only female reindeer keep their antlers (TRUE)! So THAT explains how Santa gets everything done in one night and never gets lost! :P


I just saw this one in my newsfeed, it made me cringe

The_B_Man

this made me genuinly LOL and I was tempted to "like" it.

dEr wAzz a bf nd a gf wHuU wEr hAvvIn sxxx wEnn dah gf sEd to hEr bf "bbz ur cock izz tOo sMaLl fOr me" so da bf sTuCk hIz eNtIrEe hhEdd in ta hEr vAgg xxxxxooooooxxxxxx bUh dEnn da gf sNeEzEd nnd sNaPeD hEr bfs nEcK nnd he dieedd xxxxxxoooooxxxx dEn dAh gf wAzZ reellii sAdd dah hr bf is dEd nd hIzZ hEd wAz sTuCk in hr vAgg so sHe sEd tO hIz bOdii "i lOvEdd ur cOcK bbz nd dEn sHe dieedd xxxxx
xxxxx lIkE dIs if yhuu cRiEdd xxxxxxx

im invisible

That girl you just called a slut? She likes milkshakes.
That boy you called a loser? He has 12 hamsters.
That man you called retarded? He's not actually brown-haired, he's naturally ginger.
That woman you just called fat? She just bought an umbrella.
Stop judging, you never know what's going on in a person's life.

MyNebulosity

''Just because I don't complain a lot doesn't mean I don't have problems. Some of us just don't make big deals out of our lives xx''

Oh dear..

Eathrin

MyNebulosity wrote: »

''Just because I don't complain a lot doesn't mean I don't have problems. Some of us just don't make big deals out of our lives xx''

Oh dear..

u awri hun? Xx

The Snipe

1st person 2 lik gets my number !
2nd person gets my password ! (if i kno u & trust u) :P
3rd gets 2 ask me any question ive have 2 answer !
4th gets 2 either be in a relationship 4 a week r a family member of there choice !
5th ive 2 write a paragraph n yu !
Repost if yur nt scared !


Oh god... People need to learn to spell..

lolli

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/ MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back ...
... REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you...
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door..
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over..
REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are around for awhile..
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this!

Wow I must be a really bad friend because I only call my own parents Mam & Dad.

CMpunked

lolli wrote: »

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/ MOM

... REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home"

REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"

REAL FRIENDS: will steal this!

This ones real friends sound like real dicks!

lolli

CMpunked wrote: »

This ones real friends sound like real dicks!

Ha, they sure do!

SeantheMan

The_B_Man wrote: »

this made me genuinly LOL and I was tempted to "like" it.

dEr wAzz a bf nd a gf wHuU wEr hAvvIn sxxx wEnn dah gf sEd to hEr bf "bbz ur cock izz tOo sMaLl fOr me" so da bf sTuCk hIz eNtIrEe hhEdd in ta hEr vAgg xxxxxooooooxxxxxx bUh dEnn da gf sNeEzEd nnd sNaPeD hEr bfs nEcK nnd he dieedd xxxxxxoooooxxxx dEn dAh gf wAzZ reellii sAdd dah hr bf is dEd nd hIzZ hEd wAz sTuCk in hr vAgg so sHe sEd tO hIz bOdii "i lOvEdd ur cOcK bbz nd dEn sHe dieedd xxxxx
xxxxx lIkE dIs if yhuu cRiEdd xxxxxxx

Nearly tempted to post as my status as it's so ridiculous hahah
I also LOL'd

are you allowed link to the person who posted this on their page ?

ICANN

I have someone who EVERY SINGLE MORNING posts *yaaaaawwwwnnnn*
and EVERY SINGLE NIGHT goes *NaNaaaaiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt*

and then trhoughout the day goes
sotired.com
notable.com
cantbebothered.com









shutthefupup.com

plein de force

I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am ♥ x



christ give me strenght

leggo

plein de force wrote: »

I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am ♥ x



christ give me strenght

Translated:

"So I'm fat. Give me love. Or food. Or don't love me. I don't care (I do). I'm not willing to do anything about this, in fact I'm probably just gonna sit around in pyjamas all day. But still like, love me. I hate myself. </3"

lolli

right girlies we dont like the fellas thinking they are doing the hard work not.shaving for 'movember' so lets get our own back fannuary :-P

The Big Red Button

When you’re plus size woman, people like to say "yeah, she's cute in the face", as if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I’m cute in the face, and I’m thick in the waist. I look good whether I’m in cotton, leather, or lace. I’m beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! And there's more to me than my weight, I also have heart. Yes my clothes maybe a bigger size, that just means you have access to a bigger prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight, and we never have a problem getting a date. So don’t think your small frame gives you more pull, I’m a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full.

Eh, no. You are not hot, sexy, or curvy ... you are morbidly obese, and you're only kidding yourself by pretending that this is a good thing.

Azureus

'Jst wana say hw RIDIKULUS it is dat myself n xxxx cnt go bck to wrk. Y?! Bcuz der is no free childcare in Irelnd. Srsly, d goverment r prevnting us from hvin jobs!! Petition 4 free childcare!!'

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! This annoyed me no end, as did the 20 people commenting on it with crap like 'Aw I kno huni, its terrible!'.

cyrusdvirus

Azureus wrote: »

'Jst wana say hw RIDIKULUS it is dat myself n xxxx cnt go bck to wrk. Y?! Bcuz der is no free childcare in Irelnd. Srsly, d goverment r prevnting us from hvin jobs!! Petition 4 free childcare!!'

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! This annoyed me no end, as did the 20 people commenting on it with crap like 'Aw I kno huni, its terrible!'.

No, no, no, no. The employers not being able to read your CV without their eyes bleeding as a result of all the spelling mistakes, THAT is what is preventing you from having a job. You illiterate moron.

Duffman K

OMG I LOVE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

I DONT KNOW WHO SINGS BETTER THOUGH , JOHN OR EDWARD???!!!!!!





-__-

Aoifey!

"I would drown in john grimes's sparkling eyes.what a total SEX BOMB."


Oh god...

CMpunked

Today i went shoppin love and talkin is still cheap !! .

Your 16... :rolleyes:

languagenerd

ICANN wrote: »

and then trhoughout the day goes
sotired.com
notable.com
cantbebothered.com

Ah now, in fairness, if I had no table, I'd be complaining too... :pac: