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KKkitty

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Riesen_Meal

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

sparkle_23

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

There's been at least ten in my newsfeed the last hour..... Need to hide some people!

KKkitty

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

KKkitty

*Sparkle* wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

There's been at least ten in my newsfeed the last hour..... Need to hide some people!

Any excuse to post something on their pages. Sad times Sparkle sad times

wiger toods

'name has just had a ****' followed by smiley face. I still hope to this day that he was joking.

Riesen_Meal

KKkitty wrote: »

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

I know, how ****ing retarded can you get?

Stick your PPS and Passport numbers in aswell while your at it love....

KKkitty

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

I know, how ****ing retarded can you get?

Stick your PPS and Passport numbers in aswell while your at it love....

I used to put cringeworthy stuff on my page but with god knows who looking at your page isn't it just common sense to keep your privacy in this day and age. My cringeworthy posts used to include what I was having for dinner btw haha. At least I'm being honest

mapaco

husbands to wives and vice versa...'love you' or 'xxx'
drives me nuts-ye live in the same f**kin house!!!
problems in the relationship if you ask me-ye doth protest too much

lady i knew posting childs eating and bowel habits on a daily, sometimes hourly basis-'poor wee angel still struggling for a movement':eek:
would ya f**k off!!!
have since fallen out with lady thank god!!!!

Kinky Slinky

Facebook

I Heart Internet

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

That's just AMAZING!

I need a dictionary for some of those comments. Very funny.

az2wp0sye65487

Saw this one this morning:

Disney should make a hairless Princess. So every little girl with Cancer can feel beautiful.
Repost as your status if you agree ♥ ♥

Made me do one of these

hefferboi

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Thats the best I've ever see, I'm doin some laughing here haha.

The King of Moo

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Do you know the story behind this? Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

jonnyfingers

The King of Moo wrote: »

Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

"....with your twisted gowl" is my favourite for some reason!

XxMCRxBabyxX

The King of Moo wrote: »

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Do you know the story behind this? Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

Is this anything to do with the famous DCU "Hampstead 4"?!

Kotek Besar

jonnyfingers wrote: »

"....with your twisted gowl" is my favourite for some reason!

I rather like:

"go on amy and you tucking your damp guts into your ankle socks, shovelin black men up your rim like a cúnt, ya smellies foreign face".

Burgo

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Burst out laughing in the office at "non fragrance flaps". The whole thing was brilliant, fair play :pac:

LeeHoffmann

I don't get what's so great about it. It's the kind of thing you hear/see every week on the streets outside pubs. Nothing particularly witty - reminds me of that strangest insults thread

Stephen P

Can't stand status updates like "Oh I can't believe some people are so rude". If you're not going to name the person then don't bother creating a status, attention-seeking pr!cks!

fifth

There's someone on my friends list that posted up photos of their ex-boyfriends funeral.

100% true.

They're actually a decent person but that is very warped.

leggo

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

"Yer auld lady's gap is a trap for getting the clap"

Carlsberg don't do insults, but if they did they'd probably be on that status.

CMpunked

funkyflea wrote: »

There's someone on my friends list that posted up photos of their ex-boyfriends funeral.

100% true.

They're actually a decent person but that is very warped.

TBF, some people do odd things when faced with grief.

booboo88

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Where do you find these people? :eek:

Burgo

booboo88 wrote: »

Where do you find these people? :eek:

DCU.

ICANN

Burgo wrote: »

DCU.

There's some legends posting on that wall haha

im invisible

I'm not hot or gorgeous, I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but i'll give you head if ya want.

smash

im invisible wrote: »

I'm not hot or gorgeous, I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but i'll give you head if ya want.

link?

Alpish

I have a 'friend' who's girlfriend posted a picture she took of a newspaper article where her boyfriend was in court for threatening to kill some guards. She tagged the boyfriend in it and loads of people liked it :O

plein de force

Hates when I get the "You're JUST a mum?" or "Do you ever work?" Uh yes, I am a Mum! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner and personal assistant, I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And that's just with my first job... BEING A MUM! I may not be anything to you but, I am everything to someone! Re-post if your are proud mum!:-)



SHUT UP

Aoifey!

This has to be one of the worst yet:

"LIKE if u wish cancer didnt exsist & repost if u have a heart"

KKkitty

Aoifey! wrote: »

This has to be one of the worst yet:

"LIKE if u wish cancer didnt exsist & repost if u have a heart"

All of those copy and repost statuses wreck my head.

languagenerd

(not a status, one of those link things that people like)

Irish born, Irish bred, strong in the arm, mad in the head. Irish born, Irish bred , mad as hell, wicked in bed! Irish born, Irish bred, f*ck wit us and we'll leave you dead! Like this if your irish and proud

Jaysus. Fulfilling stereotypes left, right and centre...

Einhard

I hate when someone posts a link asking you to vote for a friend in a competition of some sort. No problem with the voting in principle, but then you get to the page and it turns out you have to give your facebook details to some random company, and like them in the process. feck that.

Also, some people have the most random friends. Some of my friends are friends with local petrol stations and and the like. Why??

battser

People who use facebook for the benifit of people in their jobs knowing why they aren't in. Oh well if I say on facebook this happened then it has to be the real reason I am off sick today! Rtards.

Prob my fav thread this on AH. Funny as fook.

leggo

plein de force wrote: »

Hates when I get the "You're JUST a mum?" or "Do you ever work?" Uh yes, I am a Mum! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner and personal assistant, I don't get holidays, sick pay or days off. I work through the DAY & NIGHT. I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And that's just with my first job... BEING A MUM! I may not be anything to you but, I am everything to someone! Re-post if your are proud mum!:-)



SHUT UP

Yep, and who ever even says "You're JUST a mum?" in casual conversation? That's translated into how they hear it, i.e. their own insecurities based on a random, polite question. A real pet peeve of mine about Facebook: using it to broadcast what you dislike about yourself then ranting at people who never asked or cared.

marcbrophy

Einhard wrote: »

I hate when someone posts a link asking you to vote for a friend in a competition of some sort. No problem with the voting in principle, but then you get to the page and it turns out you have to give your facebook details to some random company, and like them in the process. feck that.

Also, some people have the most random friends. Some of my friends are friends with local petrol stations and and the like. Why??

In the first part, I hate these people who expect you to vote on their crappy competitions! No thanks, I don't want to 'like' the new sweet shop that just opened so that you can win a bag of sweets!! :mad:

Second one gets me going even worse!!
You have just added 'Joe Bloggs' as a friend. Would you also like to add 'Topaz petrol station Limerick'? You and this random building have 57 mutual friends!
WTF?? :mad:

Nead21

":If you love your mum post this as ur status. A girl ignored it and 365 days later her mum passed away. Sorry guys im not risking it ♥"

WTF???

Sulmac

‎"A girl finds out she has ovarian cancer, and can't find a donor. She tells her boyfriend but he doesn't even look up from the TV. The girl finally gets a donor and after the surgery asks her mum "Who donated the ovaries?" That girl visits her boyfriends grave everyday. aw like if you cried :')"

I sincerely hope this is a piss-take.

moco

I can't even make sense of the one above

Jaxxy

I have an old school friend who is currently trying to conceive. I have every sympathy for her because she really, really wants a baby and has been unable to have one thus far, but I had to hide her statuses because she has been broadcasting everything on Facebook.

Such gems include:

"Am ovulating atm!! HUBBY GET HOME NOW!! :):)"

"Just got period, never been so sad to see it "
Which was followed by the well-meaning masses posting drivel like "n/m hun it'll happen" and "Doctor Steph advises more sexytime!!"

CRINGE.

XxMCRxBabyxX

Jingle Bells
England Smells
The French are pretty gay
Irelands best so **** the rest
Up the IRA.

How nice...

GreenWolfe

i bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen

It's even more confusing when you see this type of stuff on your phone. On mine the dotless i doesn't render, you see a rectangular box instead.

Guill

Jaxxy wrote: »

I have an old school friend who is currently trying to conceive. I have every sympathy for her because she really, really wants a baby and has been unable to have one thus far, but I had to hide her statuses because she has been broadcasting everything on Facebook.

Such gems include:

"Am ovulating atm!! HUBBY GET HOME NOW!! :):)"

"Just got period, never been so sad to see it "
Which was followed by the well-meaning masses posting drivel like "n/m hun it'll happen" and "Doctor Steph advises more sexytime!!"

CRINGE.

That's shocking to say the least.

(can't belive she got her period...:P)

cuterob

If a tree falls on a woman in the forest and no one is around to hear it.......
Then what was a forest doing in the kitchen?

westies4ever

AATCHOO !!! .......٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....... If you're allergic to bull****, liars and 2-faced people, keep this sneeze going ... I can't wait to see who'll re-post


love a little deeper, laugh a little harder, hold the one you love a little tighter, because tomorrow is never promised!!♥


snow is like a cock its measured in inches ,soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you.d like it. driving in the snow is like eating pussy. if you dont slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you /Be careful this winter


don't ever let somebody tell you, you can't do something, if you have a dream you gota protect it, when people can't do something themselves, they wana tell you you can't do it, if you want something go get it!


Keep this rose going for anyone in heaven that you've loved lost but never forgot ♥
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only 3 things you need in this life, fall in love, find your voice and live for today



Just a little selection from the past few days - all from the same person - sweet jesus - shes family so I cant delete (presses unsubscribe )

Snakeblood

Sulmac wrote: »

I sincerely hope this is a piss-take.

I don't understand.

Ficheall

Snakeblood wrote: »

I don't understand.

'tis a sad tale of how a girl is dying because of her ovaries and her boyfriend sacrifices his life for her by donating his ovaries.
Posters encourage readers who are touched by this to repost it.

Sulmac hopes it is a pisstake because boys don't have ovaries, and he would be upset if his suspicions that people are mentally deficient to such a degree were proved correct.

tin79

"cant believe the cu*ts down the post office asked to see my passport beofre they gave me me money. Fu*king redicilous"

Charming. Her equally dole loving mates all agreed with her too.

Jazzzman

The uneducated Brits who rattle on about their armed servicemen and women.

'pay our soldiers footballers wages' etc.