Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

teednab-el

I hate people when they are out and they use the check in status to every pub in the town. It gets really annoying as if I gave a fcuk where they were.

im invisible

ordinary_girl wrote: »

I remember a few years ago when I was still in school there was this absolute bull****ter in my class who always went on about how wasted she got during the weekend. I remember she put up a status update along the lines of "Ah messy one last night, in bits." One of the lads commented "What?! All you had was a bottle of bacardi that you didn't even finish!" Her response was something like "eh, yeah, I meant it was a messy night for everyone else." :rolleyes:

in fairness, you'd be doing well to finish a bottle of bacardi and not be in bits the next day...

CMpunked

People who use hashtags on facebook.

ITS NOT TWITTER!!

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Like for a H/O and Repost this if you respect cancer patients grate on me most.
1.If I wanted you honest opinion I would have asked in real life
2.WTF How the hell will I be respecting a cancer patient by reposting a chain letter?If you truly respect them comfort them.If you don't know any make a donation.

shannon_tek

CMpunked wrote: »

People who use hashtags on facebook.

ITS NOT TWITTER!!

I use tweetdeck. Occasionally the #slips into my Facebook because I Like sharing.

CMpunked

shannon_tek wrote: »

I use tweetdeck. Occasionally the #slips into my Facebook because I Like sharing.

Thats understandable and obviously it would say underneath "Posted from tweetdeck".
But i seem to have a few FB friends who i know knows nothing of how twitter works and thinks # is like a form of punctuation. :mad:

shannon_tek

CMpunked wrote: »

shannon_tek wrote: »

I use tweetdeck. Occasionally the #slips into my Facebook because I Like sharing.

Thats understandable and obviously it would say underneath "Posted from tweetdeck".
But i seem to have a few FB friends who i know knows nothing of how twitter works and thinks # is like a form of punctuation. :mad:

Oh da shame HA!

Aoifey!

I have this one friend on Facebook, she's my little sister's friend so she's around 14. Every few weeks she puts up the same status, and I know what she means by it, but it just sounds so much different than it's meant to sound.

Like For A Linee xxxx

peewee_44

Jeeese I don't know why half you don't deactivate your fb account you hate this you hate that you hate everything, I have a fb account and not i don't like everything thats posted but I choose to be their friends so rather than come on here and be a nasty piece of work and slag them off on here I will just let it pass me by as they are nice people but we can't agree on everything.

FB is light entertainment and people might be gushy and whatever but soo what. It's their account suck it up or block.

HandsomeDivil

My friend posted this up the other day

Like for yes or no

He then proceeded to give people a yes or no, depending on...well nothing really. I got a yes though:cool:

Jesus Wept

cup of tea wrote: »

typical facebook shyte....


BLUE eyes are the most intelligent and happy. They have the best hugs and will always hold on the longest, they always end up falling for people they havn't known long they are the most hyper and energetic. repost this if you have blue eyes:)

defriend

inlikeflynn86

From the same person, in one night.. ya gotta LOVE the FB updates when people are drunk..

Still dont know what happened...



On the creep — with xxxxx @ xxxx

· 10 hours ago via BlackBerry ·

Just fml seriously6 hours ago via Mobile ·

Im so sick of ppl bein fkn 2faced. Fk ye all nw6 hours ago via Mobile ·

danslevent

peewee_44 wrote: »

Jeeese I don't know why half you don't deactivate your fb account you hate this you hate that you hate everything, I have a fb account and not i don't like everything thats posted but I choose to be their friends so rather than come on here and be a nasty piece of work and slag them off on here I will just let it pass me by as they are nice people but we can't agree on everything.

FB is light entertainment and people might be gushy and whatever but soo what. It's their account suck it up or block.

But...but...it's fun... Judging others boosts my self esteem.

Tesco Massacre

peewee_44 wrote: »

Jeeese I don't know why half you don't deactivate your fb account you hate this you hate that you hate everything, I have a fb account and not i don't like everything thats posted but I choose to be their friends so rather than come on here and be a nasty piece of work and slag them off on here I will just let it pass me by as they are nice people but we can't agree on everything.

FB is light entertainment and people might be gushy and whatever but soo what. It's their account suck it up or block.

I don't think anyone's being nasty on here. They're just calling out people who abuse Facebook in order to garner attention.

Simple as that really.

Pretty Polly

My friends mother posted this as her Facebook status today.

'SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PROUD OF MY DAUGHTERS. Ive done a gwd job there. xxxx'

A bit much i think!

hefferboi

peewee_44 wrote: »

Jeeese I don't know why half you don't deactivate your fb account you hate this you hate that you hate everything, I have a fb account and not i don't like everything thats posted but I choose to be their friends so rather than come on here and be a nasty piece of work and slag them off on here I will just let it pass me by as they are nice people but we can't agree on everything.

FB is light entertainment and people might be gushy and whatever but soo what. It's their account suck it up or block.

unfriend..

vtec_vixen

:rolleyes::rolleyes: What really got me was the damned xfactor statuses en masse every five seconds, had to hide a lot of posts over that, got a little irritating after a while...

Mars Bar

Just saw this on my timeline!

Timezone fail

GreenWolfe

This showed up yesterday, I'll assume it was a frape.....

i like having buns of steal on my head farting out a good tune so i can do the cha cha while drunk dogs run around the tree while cows need more bell on thanks giving so lady's of the night can get Christmas ham dinner's from Tesco

Ladies of the night, what a quaint phrase.

Killinator

some1 txt me

Makes me want to send a text saying 'F*** OFF'!

Chorcai

Let's keep this going ..... What a wonderful way to start the new year! Heavenly Father, walk through my house, and take away all worries and illness, and please watch over and heal my family and friends. Bring quiet where there is chaos, bring light where there is darkness and put love in our hearts. In Jesus name, Amen. Prayer is so powerful. Stop what you're doing and re post this ♥

leggo

Chorcai wrote: »

Let's keep this going ..... What a wonderful way to start the new year! Heavenly Father, walk through my house, and take away all worries and illness, and please watch over and heal my family and friends. Bring quiet where there is chaos, bring light where there is darkness and put love in our hearts. In Jesus name, Amen. Prayer is so powerful. Stop what you're doing and re post this ♥

You should make a fake account and like that post so it says "Ned Flanders likes this" underneath.

tough__cookie

I cant stand all the checking in thing!! People are out in bars and nightclubs and checking in!! WHY are they on facebook if they are out having such a good time?

Also I hate people checking in that they are IN BED or AT HOME or TESCOS

What's with the need to tell everyone that crap for??

batistuta9

tough__cookie wrote: »

I cant stand all the checking in thing!! People are out in bars and nightclubs and checking in!! WHY are they on facebook if they are out having such a good time?

Also I hate people checking in that they are IN BED or AT HOME or TESCOS

What's with the need to tell everyone that crap for??

probably the attention seeking one's that do it
around the last year or so i've noticed a lot of older people joined facebook(people around my mothers age & a bit younger, well really it seems like a minority that aren't on it & thats including every business in ireland), nothing wrong with that but these people are nearly as bad as 14 year old's for posting spam type messages and are also the type that'd check into somewhere stupid like tesco etc. maybe its to show that they 'get facebook'

timewilltell

'I love my prescious **** she is my life best thing that ever happened to me!'

Followed by 100 photos of the child.

I had to unfriend her when I thought to myself 'Jesus that child has grown.'

Catari Jaguar

Just saw a comment where someone spelled you plural as "ues". :eek: *shoots self*

Missmiddleton

"Ugh hate when you can't find the remote, worst thing ever!"

...meanwhile in Africa

berrycherry

And i quote.

"I just took the batteries out of my vibrator for my kids new toys"

Its crazy what people will put up :O

Chorcai

Lesbian friend and her girlfriend:

Stoned cracked about my boo love you to bits babes mmmmmwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i love u2 babe cant wait 2cum hme xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can't wait 4 u 2 come home babes, tellin ya I'm brakin out the chain and ball this time!!:P hope u get some rest and feel better babio xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

haha thanks bbz stil cant sleep xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awe stop no way r u even feelin any better?? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

had sum toast der its stayin dwn so dats always a gud thing haha xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ahhhhhh that's the shindizzle then babio! Maybe get some fresh air or somthing n grab a shower an yal be right as rain!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

membersonly

Chorcai wrote: »

Lesbian friend and her girlfriend:

Stoned cracked about my boo love you to bits babes mmmmmwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i love u2 babe cant wait 2cum hme xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can't wait 4 u 2 come home babes, tellin ya I'm brakin out the chain and ball this time!!:P hope u get some rest and feel better babio xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

haha thanks bbz stil cant sleep xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awe stop no way r u even feelin any better?? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

had sum toast der its stayin dwn so dats always a gud thing haha xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ahhhhhh that's the shindizzle then babio! Maybe get some fresh air or somthing n grab a shower an yal be right as rain!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That is the worst on this thread so far.

sandmanporto

I know one twat who kept posting up he hated humans and animals are more important. He was one depressing annoying tool

missbelle

Chorcai wrote: »

Lesbian friend and her girlfriend:

Stoned cracked about my boo love you to bits babes mmmmmwwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i love u2 babe cant wait 2cum hme xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can't wait 4 u 2 come home babes, tellin ya I'm brakin out the chain and ball this time!!:P hope u get some rest and feel better babio xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

haha thanks bbz stil cant sleep xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awe stop no way r u even feelin any better?? Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

had sum toast der its stayin dwn so dats always a gud thing haha xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ahhhhhh that's the shindizzle then babio! Maybe get some fresh air or somthing n grab a shower an yal be right as rain!! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Are you sure you got all the "x" 's there :eek:
Defriend, or hide from news feed :cool:

timewilltell

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy ♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

These ones drive me insane. Grief, in my opinion, is a very personal thing and I wouldn't dream of airing it on Facebook. I notice the above kind of posts to be mainly from younger Facebook friends I have.. the same kind of girls that like to do the following

'OMG bessst dai eva wit da girlies in skul. SO fukn boren but sum craic at wid me matez.'

Im off to get my gun.

Missmiddleton

"The most horrible feelin ever...having a hole in your sock "

you can't make this sh*t up

Kerrigooney

vtec_vixen wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes: What really got me was the damned xfactor statuses en masse every five seconds, had to hide a lot of posts over that, got a little irritating after a while...

Absolutely. Think I ended up unfriending 7 people (all women,I think) cos of this crap. Do any men watch the xfactor? Seems not... But if they do, they keep quiet about it. Thank ****.

PrettyBoy

Notice a couple of people on my news feed that purposely spell the word "it" as "eh"

ie. "Ya look luvly der hun wer ja get ur dress i love eh"

GreenWolfe

timewilltell wrote: »

These ones drive me insane. Grief, in my opinion, is a very personal thing and I wouldn't dream of airing it on Facebook. I notice the above kind of posts to be mainly from younger Facebook friends I have.. the same kind of girls that like to do the following

'OMG bessst dai eva wit da girlies in skul. SO fukn boren but sum craic at wid me matez.'

Im off to get my gun.

I agree totally. I needed some time to get my head around a loss of my own recently. Not once did I think of turning to FB.

Using txtspeak whilst at a laptop or desktop really confuses me. It's fine in its own medium, i.e. texts or status update from a mobile. But if I'm at a decent computer keyboard, I much prefer typing to the best of my ability.

I guess it's just a pet hate of mine (or maybe I'm the one with the problem, I really don't know). Various people I'm friends with have a fine standard of English talking face-to-face. But I see some of their output from a computer keyboard and I feel like scratching my eyes out.

And I got this gem earlier:

who would pay to see a film about a **** like margaret tatcher how it ever got made is beyond me

This coming from a guy who as far as I can tell has no interest in film-making beyond whatever dross Michael Bay releases every so often.

face1990

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

Ficheall

face1990 wrote: »

A lass in our 3rd year Macroeconomics class asked that same question (about some other poor country at the time). Cue lecturer and rest of class looking a little gobsmacked.
She went on to become head of some investment company...
True story.

Richard Hillman

face1990 wrote: »

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

Sweet mother of jaysis.

k.p.h

face1990 wrote: »

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

I'm loosing my faith in humanity, seriously, I'm not messing this is not even funny.

face1990

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

Tesco Massacre

Hahahaha

Print more money! Why haven't the government thought of that?

ColeTrain

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Hahahaha

Print more money! Why haven't the government thought of that?

It's just pure laziness :mad:

mud

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ICANN

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

The mosterestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestest. Now that's commitment!

wildlifeboy

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

Are these people 6 years old? in fact my daughters vocabulary is way better that da:pac:

Gophur

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

Is it possible to start a petition to have them two forcibly sterilised?

Imagine, the like of them allowed to reproduce?

az2wp0sye65487

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

"Your Mazing" - WTF is 'Mazing' ?!?!?!

face1990

Galilea Gifted Fishhook wrote: »

"Your Mazing" - WTF is 'Mazing' ?!?!?!

My Mazing? :eek: