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krudler

face1990 wrote: »

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

is "tew" now a txt spk replacement for "too"? they've got the same amount of fcuking letters!

rocketchick

I actually was embarrassed for them reading that drivel...:o seriously how old are they?

az2wp0sye65487

face1990 wrote: »

My Mazing? :eek:

It's what one of the lovebirds said to the other in the pic you posted!

face1990

rocketchick wrote: »

I actually was embarrassed for them reading that drivel...:o seriously how old are they?

Early 20s

Eggonyerface

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

FFS Its impossible to figure out which one of these retards is male. He needs to have a word with himself. Absolute softcock

AnonoBoy

face1990 wrote: »

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

I'd love to think that those people were just taking the piss. But really deep down I know they're real.... and it scares me.

what on earth have u got on hun x
.Me sailors owtfit x x
. oh ok x
. Does it nt luk nice lyk? X
i dont know u can only c the top half x
not beeing nasty but this is a horrible photo you look retarded! its the angle u have took the photo x
Thnx chk x x

Eathrin

k.p.h wrote: »

I'm loosing my faith in humanity, seriously, I'm not messing this is not even funny.

If we can somehow just separate them from the rest of society...
That is one of the worst things I've ever read off of Facebook though.

Gunslinger92

Someone I know has started to use 2 letter V's instead of W

So it'd be something like "vvhat are your plans for the day?"

BabeeB

It RECKS My Head

BabeeB

Someone should put up a barrier to stupid status'

Seans_Username

my sister told me she knows this girl in NUIG who puts up useless statuses all the time.

The worst one she told me about was one evening her granny had just died and she posted something like "r.i.p granny, gonna miss u loads xxx"
About 20 minutes later she posted "cant wait for x-factor tonite, i hope katie goes!"

daniels.ducks

From a fella, who is homosexual. Behold:

I'm having a BABY !! ..I know, I'm still in shock myself but It's true lol ... It's a GIRL and I hope she acts EXACTLY like me *diva-ish and girly* I never knew what if felt like to have unconditional love for someone until now. And, if I'm I'm love with her already, I can only imagine what its going to be like when she gets here ... Btw, of course I have unconditional love for my family but this is a different type of love I have for my expecting daughter

timewilltell

I would look gud with_______ for 2012 if i get same person 5times i hav to ask em ou







Jesus wept.

leggo

timewilltell wrote: »

I would look gud with_______ for 2012 if i get same person 5times i hav to ask em ou







Jesus wept.

In fairness, that stuff was all the rage when I was around 12.

But why are you friends with 12-year olds???? :P

JessicaRabbit

timewilltell wrote: »

I would look gud with_______ for 2012 if i get same person 5times i hav to ask em ou







Jesus wept.

Ugh! :eek:

timewilltell

leggo wrote: »

In fairness, that stuff was all the rage when I was around 12.

But why are you friends with 12-year olds???? :P

Cos they'resexy cool!

Ah no, he's family..and almost 16!

Superbus

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's it.

I mad bro.

Same guy. Frankly, it is amazing how internet-literate he is.

membersonly

This ****e is rife tonight..

Just not good enough,,fair play newcastle yee deserved that,,gotta get the cheque book out SIR ALEX eh,,do it ta ****

I've check this person's friend list they aren't in fact friends with Sir Alex Ferguson so I don't know how he think the fiery scot is going to see this message:eek:

Ficheall

membersonly wrote: »

I've check this person's friend list they aren't in fact friends with Sir Alex Ferguson so I don't know how he think the fiery scot is going to see this message:eek:

Here, clearly.

Pinturicchio

membersonly wrote: »

This ****e is rife tonight..

Just not good enough,,fair play newcastle yee deserved that,,gotta get the cheque book out SIR ALEX eh,,do it ta ****

I've check this person's friend list they aren't in fact friends with Sir Alex Ferguson so I don't know how he think the fiery scot is going to see this message:eek:

Worse than that are the ones defending Ferguson. As if he's offended by the Facebook updates criticising him...

membersonly

Ficheall wrote: »

Here, clearly.

Ah yes, a roundabout way of doing it but jesus it's clever.

inlikeflynn86

Not a status, its a pic, of a family around a hospital bed with an old frail woman lying in it dying, and the family posing with her....

Comments underneath were RIP ***** xxxx you were not gone 24 hours after this was taken xxxx








Personally I dont think its right....

GreenWolfe

inlikeflynn86 wrote: »

Not a status, its a pic, of a family around a hospital bed with an old frail woman lying in it dying, and the family posing with her....

Comments underneath were RIP ***** xxxx you were not gone 24 hours after this was taken xxxx








Personally I dont think its right....

I'm surprised they didn't go all the way and have a death mask made. I certainly didn't think "Time for a photo.....Cheers!" at my own father's deathbed. That is just appalling.

KKkitty

Missmiddleton wrote: »

"The most horrible feelin ever...having a hole in your sock "

you can't make this sh*t up

It would be fair hard to put on if there wasn't a hole in it

WindSock

face1990 wrote: »

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

Looks like they are taking the piss. The first post in the second link is written in non rtrdspk and has the correct use of an apostrophe

/analcnt

Ficheall

WindSock wrote: »

Looks like they are taking the piss. The first post in the second link is written in non rtrdspk and has the correct use of an apostrophe

/analcnt

Is that how one makes the distinction these days?
Well, in that case there are 2 apostrophes missing in the first post in the first link, and 1 missing in the first post in the second link.

Though I'd agree, they do look a bit too thick to be true.
There are people that thick out there though, so...

WindSock

Ficheall wrote: »

Is that how one makes the distinction these days?
Well, in that case there are 2 apostrophes missing in the first post in the first link, and 1 missing in the first post in the second link.

Though I'd agree, they do look a bit too thick to be true.
There are people that thick out there though, so...

Yeah I would be sceptical whenever there is an apostrophe used at all, even just the one, followed by xxxtreeem txtspk. And that looked a bit extreme.

face1990

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah I would be sceptical whenever there is an apostrophe used at all, even just the one, followed by xxxtreeem txtspk. And that looked a bit extreme.

The person is question no longer uses the 'xxxtreem txtspk' as much (the pics are quite old). I think a lot of it was affectation. Within a certain ilk it's not cool to use proper spelling & grammar.

Nevertheless I can confirm for you that are most definitely as thick as shít.

GreenWolfe

EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

And I got this gem earlier:

who would pay to see a film about a **** like margaret tatcher how it ever got made is beyond me

This coming from a guy who as far as I can tell has no interest in film-making beyond whatever dross Michael Bay releases every so often.

Conversation attached. So much fail.

Ficheall

EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

Conversation attached. So much fail.

So... whose posts in that conversation are the dumb ones, in your opinion?

GreenWolfe

Ficheall wrote: »

So... whose posts in that conversation are the dumb ones, in your opinion?

He seems to know absolutely nothing about Thatcher beyond the usual (understandable) blind hatred towards her. He thinks "The Iron Lady" and "Downfall" are 'the exact same film' because they're about 'bad' people.

One of them was responsible for the mass murder of Jews, romani, homosexuals, disabled, Ethnic Poles, Soviet POWs, etcetera. I'm not sure breaking the power of the trade unions, waging the Falklands war and privatising industry etc is a valid comparison somehow.

Some other guy chimed in about the highlight of the film "is that she dies at the end...ONE HUNDRED TIMES:)". Despite the fact that she isn't dead. And his blind idiocy shows he has the intelligence of a teaspoon.

And then the original guy suggests "we must devote all of our time to creating a film that consists of margaret tatcher [sic] getting killed over and over again". To me, that sounds like a really crude propaganda piece that could be used by a repressive government. Sounds ironically Hitlerian.

Never mind the fact that we may be feeling the ultimate effects of Thatcher's de-regulation of the UK financial services sector. Not in any way relevant, no?

circos

This thread hurts my soul

Doctor Jimbob

EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

He seems to know absolutely nothing about Thatcher beyond the usual (understandable) blind hatred towards her. He thinks "The Iron Lady" and "Downfall" are 'the exact same film' because they're about 'bad' people.

One of them was responsible for the mass murder of Jews, romani, homosexuals, disabled, Ethnic Poles, Soviet POWs, etcetera. I'm not sure breaking the power of the trade unions, waging the Falklands war and privatising industry etc is a valid comparison somehow.

Some other guy chimed in about the highlight of the film "is that she dies at the end...ONE HUNDRED TIMES:)". Despite the fact that she isn't dead. And his blind idiocy shows he has the intelligence of a teaspoon.

And then the original guy suggests "we must devote all of our time to creating a film that consists of margaret tatcher [sic] getting killed over and over again". To me, that sounds like a really crude propaganda piece that could be used by a repressive government. Sounds ironically Hitlerian.

Never mind the fact that we may be feeling the ultimate effects of Thatcher's de-regulation of the UK financial services sector. Not in any way relevant, no?

I think you were taking those comments just a little bit too seriously.

WoollyRedHat

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

I'm afraid there's only one thing for that, the man has clearly gone insane and must be put down like the sick puppy he is... if he is a friend of yours you should shoot him... then if neccesaey shoot her for good measure.

membersonly

This person is in their mid twenties...

"if any1 of me frends on facebuk had dere birtday over d past few weeks nd i didnt say hapy b-day 2 dem, wel im sorry coz i just woznt on facebuk at all over d xmas holidays. hope yez all had gud days anyway!"


The nation breathes a sigh of relief.

Gophur

It must be great craic/fun/frustration (strike out which is not applicable) playing scrabble with these clowns?

GreenWolfe

Gophur wrote: »

It must be great craic/fun/frustration (strike out which is not applicable) playing scrabble with these clowns?

I keep hoping for "kwyjibo" to turn up in one of these statuses.

timewilltell

Why Are Sum Pplz Profiles Weird Lukn?

Translation - Why are some people's profiles' weird looking?



Ye tried but failed ha yur lies will geh ye no wer love so ye mite as well giv up while yur behind


You tried but failed ha your lies will get you nowhere love so you might as well give up while your behind.


Is it just cooler to spell like that?





I really could have wrote this whole thread. Just me and the people I can't bring myself to de -friend.

Doctor Jimbob

timewilltell wrote: »

Why Are Sum Pplz Profiles Weird Lukn?

Translation - Why are some people's profiles' weird looking?



Ye tried but failed ha yur lies will geh ye no wer love so ye mite as well giv up while yur behind


You tried but failed ha your lies will get you nowhere love so you might as well give up while your behind.


Is it just cooler to spell like that?





I really could have wrote this whole thread. Just me and the people I can't bring myself to de -friend.

I actually think it must be more difficult to spell like that sometimes.

circos

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

I actually think it must be more difficult to spell like that sometimes.

Exactly what i was thinking. I couldn't type like that if i tried....

I wonder do they have their own rules for grammar...

XxMCRxBabyxX

Ugh... How did I go to school with these people?

K: Definitely not emotionally stable enough for twilight... why are real men such fails in comparison

R: I know I watched them all over crimbo!!!! Human men such a let down like !!!
K: I keep having to pause it cause im over-whelmed haha ... i need an Edward i feel i deserve one... Im on the third but i dunno if i'll make it through!!.... i need to come to galway i really really do x
R: Oh kate well god love u for the 4th one ! I no I wud love a eddie 2 but galway has - 1000 eddies in galway anyway I can tell ya that !! X

hefferboi

I have curly hair today
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membersonly

membersonly wrote: »

This person is in their mid twenties...

"if any1 of me frends on facebuk had dere birtday over d past few weeks nd i didnt say hapy b-day 2 dem, wel im sorry coz i just woznt on facebuk at all over d xmas holidays. hope yez all had gud days anyway!"


The nation breathes a sigh of relief.

Ok, have another update from this person today, they used the "What does your name say about you" app on facebook, with the following result:

"You are a great writer with great ideas, and you embrace new challenges. Being overly sensitive is your biggest weakness".

Freaky ****, so spot on...

podgemonster

I have a relation who recently needed medical and facebook attention....

Poster "N hospial again, dis s boll0x"

Friend 1 "Ru alrit budz"

Friend 2 "Ya alrit man"

Friend 3 "Hey ******, wats wrong wit u??"

Poster "Yea il be grand boiz cheerz"

Girlfriend "OMG BABE???? WHATS WRNG!!!!!!!!

Poster "It K, il rng u l8r!

Girlfriend "So brav babi, luvs you xoxoxoxoxoxox"

Poster "I no,luv too xXXxXXx"

He had an ingrown fúcking toenail!!!!!

WoollyRedHat

podgemonster wrote: »

I have a relation who recently needed medical and facebook attention....

Poster "N hospial again, dis s boll0x"

Friend 1 "Ru alrit budz"

Friend 2 "Ya alrit man"

Friend 3 "Hey ******, wats wrong wit u??"

Poster "Yea il be grand boiz cheerz"

Girlfriend "OMG BABE???? WHATS WRNG!!!!!!!!

Poster "It K, il rng u l8r!

Girlfriend "So brav babi, luvs you xoxoxoxoxoxox"

Poster "I no,luv too xXXxXXx"

He had an ingrown fúcking toenail!!!!!

Poor baby! U b brav

face1990

Another from that couple I posted earlier:
You know when you're out with a couple who are getting a bit too intimate and making everyone else a bit uncomfortable? In this case 'everyone else' is the entirety of their friends and family.
http://i39.tinypic.com/1445lon.jpg

kmart6

Jesus this hurt to read....friends I have younger sister so came up in the side feed!

Hannah ahh your ****in unreal your soo sound and funny and good looking we do be textin til like 4 in de mornin nowadays ahh yur really cool aswel and your a really good friend I didn't really talk to ya in lurgan but started after it me and the boys went round wi ya at the ploughing wit yu and yur mates for a bit at de end killenarx sounds like Paris to the kip I live in haha your just completely Awsome hah UDW

languagenerd

tough__cookie wrote: »

Also I hate people checking in that they are IN BED or AT HOME or TESCOS

Worse is when they check in to "Bed" or "Going asleep now" and then add their boyfriend's name after! "XXXXX is IN BED with XXXXXX : )"

Do your 300+ friends and family really need to know that?!!

newbee22

face1990 wrote: »

Another from that couple I posted earlier:
You know when you're out with a couple who are getting a bit too intimate and making everyone else a bit uncomfortable? In this case 'everyone else' is the entirety of their friends and family.
http://i39.tinypic.com/1445lon.jpg

Oh dear god!:eek: