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languagenerd

Someone on my list spent all day posting statuses about cleaning their bedroom. I know it's a boring task... but seriously, does everyone need to share this boredom?!

blatantrereg

For some reason that seems oddly brilliant to me.
Guessing it was kinda irritating in reality though.

GAAman

My cousins wife answered this question "Should ryan tubridy wear a tie on the late late show every friday" ......... seriously?

I didn't see the option for "Yes, with the other end tied to the rafters!"

mccarte2

http://i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg

summerskin

mccarte2 wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg

it's a hoax.

a hoax that has been posted countless times and even had it's own thread.

blatantrereg

summerskin wrote: »

it's a hoax.

a hoax that has been posted countless times and even had it's own thread.

Of course it's a hoax. It's still funny though.

superstoner90

mccarte2 wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg

Brill :pac:

whirlpool

antodeco wrote: »

I deleted a load of friends from my page because I realised I wasn't friends with them. I knew them, that's all. The catalyst was loads saying they were coming to my 30th, and never turned up. Not even a text. Nothing even on my birthday. If people who live 5 minutes away are like that, then no, not my friends!

Anyway, there's people I know who keep posting a countdown to the next twilight movie. Posting up pictures of them as twilight people and super imposing their faces beside the main guy from twilight. It's kinda scarey, and sad!

There's going to be another Twilight movie? http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/5159766/480/ETS/Are-You-****ing-Kidding-Me-HD-by-CrusierPL.png

Sitec

"Why are so many ppl talkin and writing like muppets? I know we all shorten our wrds wen we txt or leave status' but ppl re jus makin up words now and lookin stupid! If its not in any dictionary its not a real word with a real meaning people!!!"

tvercetti

How long will this go on for??

im invisible

had one on my feed there:
'anyone kn0w the english dialling code?'

was going to reply 900913, but, well, theres no need to be smart

superstoner90

im invisible wrote: »

had one on my feed there:
'anyone kn0w the english dialling code?'

was going to reply 900913, but, well, theres no need to be smart

I dont get it.

Eathrin

im invisible wrote: »

had one on my feed there:
'anyone kn0w the english dialling code?'

was going to reply 900913, but, well, theres no need to be smart

900913=Google?
They probably would dial that:P

df1985

tvercetti wrote: »

How long will this go on for??

I hate these ones....its all weight loss and exercise during the week and then today...."great night, im dying, getting a chinese"

If exercise is truly a a part of your daily routine and life you wouldnt feel the need to update facebook on it.

wellboy76

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

Better not be me. I did that once. Sh1thead!!!

holy jaysis!!

ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! rEAD ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE
... .........A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. One day she decided to kill h...erself. Because even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said,"Spam" And the next day the neighbors foundhim in his backyard, dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sentit to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you

superstoner90

Deleted User wrote: »

holy jaysis!!

Shes haunting facebook users world wide from the grave. Woooooooohooooo, spooky!

lazygal

Anyone? I think its a total waste of time, recently deleted my account. Wrecked my head.

Mickey H

I'm not.

the_pits

Bring back Bebo

sea_monkey

yea facebook is a total waste of time

this thread definitely isnt though.

bb1234567

Hardly had to delete your a/c? Why not just not go on as much or never at all, but if you really wanted to talk to some long lost friend or family abroad you still have the ability to do so? Never understand why people feel the need to delete their accounts., why would you limit yourself, its great for talking to family members abroad etc...

Where To

Na. on boards atm

The J Stands for Jay

You

/thread

Old Tom

I'm not. Never was, never will be.

John Doe1

I go on it maybe once a week, I think my mother would have a mental breakdown if facebook was shut down:rolleyes:

seantorious

lazygal wrote: »

Anyone? I think its a total waste of time, recently deleted my account. Wrecked my head.

No you didn't, why not find something better to be outraged about

TimeToShine

It's hard to not be on it if you're in the 18-24 age bracket, almost everything is organised via facebook now, the days of the good old fashioned text message are well and truly over.

Namlub

No, no-one.

frozenfrozen

people who aren't on facebook make such a big deal out of it

Killed By Death

I deleted myself about 6 months ago. I had accepted everybody which was a mistake. Should have just kept it strictly to family and friends but ended up with loads of colleagues, ex colleagues, people I met at parties once, that kind of thing.....meant I could never use the thing.

I'm pretty shy anyway so I prefer not having it!

Sleepy

It really is becoming the new "we don't do television in this house" line isn't it?

Jesus Nut

Deleted mine a while back aswell. Life is much better talking to people face to face or on the phone.
The thing that bugged me with FB was everyone knew when you pissed last sort of thing (literally in some cases!!!!!)

Anyways, its in a bubble like bebo and its going to pop over the next year or 2 in my opinion because some new site will come along just like what happened to bebo in 2008.

Gummy Panda

I need to make a Facebook account some day

ohyesthefinest

Believe it or not, I amn't. However I try to the best of my ability to read group pages of television programes etc, until I'm asked to sign in.

When the forced switch to Timeline is imposed I am really considering deleting it.

44leto

Yes I am not on facebook
I opened an acc, nut the acc is not used.
I just don't think it is my thing.

Abi

lazygal wrote: »

Anyone? I think its a total waste of time, recently deleted my account. Wrecked my head.

I do to be able to view family / friends pics I'm linked to, other than that, no. I don't get it. I don't have the time to be poxing about on something so pointless and quite frankly attention-seeking bull shyte anyway.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I need to make a Facebook account some day

No ya don't



/rubs belly

Radharc na Sleibhte

I love it so much, i have two accounts.
One for me, one for my alter ego.

dirtyden

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

I love it so much, i have two accounts.
One for me, one for my alter ego.

What do you call your alter ego?

Can I be his/her friend?

IsaMtq

Had a fb account when it first started, 500 friends later I was obsessed, would spend hours looking at my own photos! Photos of friends, friends friends, friends friends friends, etc. people I don’t know and don’t give two shoots about – and came to the conclusion I was a fecking moron, closed my account and freed up a lot of time! Emails do the job now, I definitely don’t have 500 people I need to be in touch with!!!!

robman60

I don't have one. I don't really want one that much to be honest. It might be useful for contact, but I have a phone for that anyway...

Kolido

I don't have FB account but I have access to one

A0

I'm not on FB.

Gummy Panda

Abi wrote: »

No ya don't



/rubs belly

But if I was on facebook you could "like" my panda pics!

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But if I was on facebook you could "like" my panda pics!

I "like" your avatar every night Gummy, who needs facebook

Helium

No, I'm not on Faecesbook

A0

Anyone not on Boards?

YFlyer

Jesus Nut wrote: »

Deleted mine a while back aswell. Life is much better talking to people face to face or on the phone.
The thing that bugged me with FB was everyone knew when you pissed last sort of thing (literally in some cases!!!!!)

Anyways, its in a bubble like bebo and its going to pop over the next year or 2 in my opinion because some new site will come along just like what happened to bebo in 2008.

And when you got pissed.

Patsy fyre

It's completely head recking, it's just for small girls and nosy people who...