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Eggonyerface

leggo wrote: »

I dunno.

My big bugbear with checking in is when it's grossly abused. For example:

'Josephine Twatface has checked in...snuggled on my luvvly blue couch eatin sum wine gums n drinkin red wine'

Then they later checked into 'the land of nod' despite clearly being awake enough to feel the need to beat their Facebook friends over the head with pointless information about their lives.

But if they have somewhere interesting to check in then it's another story. A childhood friend of mine is now a professional footballer, and I become obscenely excited when he checks into the likes of Highbury or Elland Road ahead of a game. Notsomuch Anfield though.

If you're gonna ask "why check in?", then by extension you have to ask "why social network at all?" Why use boards even? Why do randomers need to know what you think about travellers? Why talk to colleagues in work...do they really care how your day is?? Don't say nuthin' to nobody unless it's absolutely essential you do so!

But that's a bit boring then, isn't it?

As with everything, the key is moderation.

Good post. I've never understood people with 20k/30k posts on here harping on about not being on fb. Big deal..Blue Peter badges are in the post! Your fb experience is as good as your friends you have in it,I personally think its a great online tool

superstoner90

Eggonyerface wrote: »

Good post. I've never understood people with 20k/30k posts on here harping on about not being on fb. Big deal..Blue Peter badges are in the post! Your fb experience is as good as your friends you have in it,I personally think its a great online tool

I think its good for staying in touch with old friends and such. But some people just go on to be an idiot.

snuggles09

after a friends childs birthday party her sister comments on a picture of the child with a new princess scooter of some sort

my friend replies back

"yeah she was delighted, her grand dad gave it to her anal"

obviousley trying to say "and all"..not one person commented, then I couldnt comment to remove it because i'd look like the pervert..still havent said it to her to this day about it

superstoner90

snuggles09 wrote: »

after a friends childs birthday party her sister comments on a picture of the child with a new princess scooter of some sort

my friend replies back

"yeah she was delighted, her grand dad gave it to her anal"

obviousley trying to say "and all"..not one person commented, then I couldnt comment to remove it because i'd look like the pervert..still havent said it to her to this day about it

Haha thats gas.


You should "like" it, then she would get the hint.

admiralofthefleet

some silly bint posted this on her profile: washing is on

superstoner90

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

some silly bint posted this on her profile: washing is on

Well now that doesent make much sence, does it?

admiralofthefleet

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

some silly bint posted this on her profile: washing is on

the silly tart just updated her profile with: my darling guinea pig has decided to watch tv with me, bless


ive now one less fiend

superstoner90

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the silly tart just updated her profile with: my darling guinea pig has decided to watch tv with me, bless


ive now one less fiend

Is she a child or something?

mattjack

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Does anyone know if it true that Samantha Mumba is dead???????/
Like · · 17 March at 18:46 ·
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx o god elaine dont no were u here dat x
17 March at 20:04 · Like

xxxxxxxx No xxxxx. The guy who collapsed on the pitch is called Mumba. X
17 March at 20:11 · Like

xxxxxxxxxxx i know xxxxxxx me and xxxxxxxx were watching the game, but xxxxxxxx heard earlier that samantha mumba died yesterday must have just been a rumour!!
17 March at 20:35 · Like

partyatmygaff

Facebook: Providing a place for stupid people to publicly embarrass themselves since 2004.

Giruilla

MyKeyG wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6U2cNu9tEM

Cuz you a grapevine innit !! Freethankers for the work!!

Big Johnson

A friend recently posted 'look mom how big my poo is' with a picture of xxx's giant excrement in the toilet surrounded by urine.

Then a two people commented saying
'wow that is so big!' and 'how did you do one that size' and getting around 5 likes.

Do your friends really want to see your sh!te in toilet?

EGAR

I was downsizing my *friends*list on FB two weeks ago, deleted people who mean nothing to me and a few whom I only had met once or twice including a woman I had only met once for about half an hour.

She went ape **** and I got abusive text messages and voicemails.

WTF

Brain Stroking

EGAR wrote: »

I was downsizing my *friends*list on FB two weeks ago, deleted people who mean nothing to me and a few whom I only had met once or twice including a woman I had only met once for about half an hour.

She went ape **** and I got abusive text messages and voicemails.

WTF

She is your mum in fairness

Ballocavendish

I remember on Pancake tuesday a couple of years back, a girl telling us on facebook how she felt so sorry for people in Haiti and would it be possible to send pancake mix to them.

She was deadly serious..

batistuta9

EGAR wrote: »

I was downsizing my *friends*list on FB two weeks ago, deleted people who mean nothing to me and a few whom I only had met once or twice including a woman I had only met once for about half an hour.

She went ape **** and I got abusive text messages and voicemails.

WTF

how would you even know if someone deleted you, you'd nearly have to have a list of everyone your friends with and be checking it regularly or if your number of friends when down

she sounds like a nutter anyway though

Pdfile

keith16 wrote: »

Saw a status of a friend of a friend earlier announcing the birth of their offspring...went something like this...

Little ball of joy arrived this morning weighing in at xlb!! Blah blah, delighted blah both blah doing well blah. With [other halves name tagged] at [hospital name / location].

Sad how people feel the need to check in / tag people in statuses at times like that.

im waiting for the day someone tags the Real da....


then the craic begins !

IvyTheTerrible

batistuta9 wrote: »

how would you even know if someone deleted you, you'd nearly have to have a list of everyone your friends with and be checking it regularly or if your number of friends when down

she sounds like a nutter anyway though

There's an app on Facebook to work out who is disappearing from your friend list...

The Big Red Button

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

batistuta9 wrote: »

how would you even know if someone deleted you, you'd nearly have to have a list of everyone your friends with and be checking it regularly or if your number of friends when down

she sounds like a nutter anyway though

There's an app on Facebook to work out who is disappearing from your friend list...

I didn't think any of those apps actually worked though ...?

And what kind of a loser would use it anyways?! If you're close to the person, you'll notice that they're gone when you go to mail them or whatever. And, if you're not close enough that you'd notice them missing, without the app ... then why would you even care that they deleted you?!

Some strange people out there ...

IvyTheTerrible

chatterpillar wrote: »

I didn't think any of those apps actually worked though ...?

And what kind of a loser would use it anyways?! If you're close to the person, you'll notice that they're gone when you go to mail them or whatever. And, if you're not close enough that you'd notice them missing, without the app ... then why would you even care that they deleted you?!

Some strange people out there ...

Apparently you set it up, it saves your list of friends, and then you check it later, and it compares the two lists.

It's very silly really.

onlyrocknroll

"Just saw a midget comin out of the edge sports a while ago... Never knew they done triathlons"



:eek:


Good God that's ignorant and offensive ... and ungrammatical.

Mr Benevolent

Brain Stroking wrote: »

She is your mum in fairness

A contender for Post of the Day!

Fluorescence

isnt it wierd how peeople talk SHIT about you wen all they really know about you is your NAME!!!

If this is a recurring problem then I'm pretty sure the issue is with you...

EGAR

Brain Stroking wrote: »

She is your mum in fairness

Meh.

danslevent

After an especially crazy Saturday night out my friend checked in the next morning as "Dyin'!" at the hospital. When I saw it I couldn't stop laughing but loads of people were like, "are you okay??" or "what happened?". Haha, retards.

Another girl on facebook is going out with a guy in prison and anytime she visits him she checks in at the prison...

Precious flower

I may very well be overreacting but a status that goes along the line of 'OMG crazy night last night, head splitting, serious damage was done' blah blah basically you feel you should tell everyone how wasted and how 'crazy' you were last night! :rolleyes: Congratulations.

Rolli

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Tesco Massacre

Rolli wrote: »

Ahahahahahahaha! Look at it!

Crazy cat!

Richard Hillman

Rolli wrote: »

Your laptop needs charging

blatantrereg

Rolli wrote: »

[links removed]

You might want to take the name out of the page title on the tab.

Rolli

Can I just ask people to delete that link from the quotes in their comments?
The girl is just a kid...

booboo88

danslevent wrote: »

After an especially crazy Saturday night out my friend checked in the next morning as "Dyin'!" at the hospital. When I saw it I couldn't stop laughing but loads of people were like, "are you okay??" or "what happened?". Haha, retards.

Another girl on facebook is going out with a guy in prison and anytime she visits him she checks in at the prison...

Oh cringe...


The below people are now hidden from news feed

You Sed You Come And Save ME! But Im Doing The Saving♥?

not as good a day in the gym as id have liked, had a pain in my side, so only able to do 1km on the bike, so I done 2km on the cross trainer instead. didn't seem to hurt as much, must be a pulled muscle or something

tried the stair master thing today, my god that's hard work! I think I prefer the cross trainer lol!

to anyone getting annoyed at all my gym posts, I'm sorry, but you'll keep getting them, I'm proud of myself for doing this. and its gym time again :-P

Yea the gym ones are really doing my nut in, same person will post pics up of him in bed with a tag line of ooh I so dont wanna get up:rolleyes:

booboo88

Rolli wrote: »

Can I just ask people to delete that link from the quotes in their comments?
The girl is just a kid...

uhm the names are all blocked out?:rolleyes:

Rolli

booboo88 wrote: »

uhm the names are all blocked out?:rolleyes:

Not all of them

leggo

The day the Facebook thread went too far...

booboo88

Rolli wrote: »

Not all of them

I think you'll find they are if you click on each link, if you've edited the document wherever you have it saved, itll be changed on each link.

tdv123

hahahahaha my brother ordered 2 ps3 games off amazon got, 2 books in portuguess or spanish instead hahaahha

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KKkitty

There's someone on my friends list who gets on my nerves with constant misery with his status updates. He puts sad faces up and stuff like "don't know what to do anymore". If he doesn't grow a pair soon I'll scream. And he's 25 which makes it worse.

SureYWouldntYa

That one person who's always a depressed ****. "OMG so sick of it all" First comment, "whats wrong" "natin"

danslevent

Oh just remembered another one! A girl I know puts up pictures of her boyfriend working out with the kg he is lifting and adds annoying captions like, "That's what you get when you eat your weetabix every mornin! xx"

I would block her but to be honest it does entertain me at times!

Immaculate Pasta

Just read a cracker

Good night god bless to my true friends that know me and know I'm not a 2 faced bull ****ting liar - to the rest of you who slag me and my family off I hope you **** the bed and have nightmares :-):-)

:eek:

danslevent

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Just read a cracker

Good night god bless to my true friends that know me and know I'm not a 2 faced bull ****ting liar - to the rest of you who slag me and my family off I hope you **** the bed and have nightmares :-):-)

:eek:

Completely contrasting with the "God bless" at the start! Christians :rolleyes:

efb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOTHYsHH0JM

languagenerd

F*cking hell. A (very young) person on my Facebook list just liked a photograph of a dead child in a coffin, with "This is <name> who died yesterday when he fell out of a tractor he was on with his grand-dad. He was only 5 years old. Share this picture to show your respects. RIP. xxxx"

I don't think my Facebook friend knew the child, it's like those "Share this status to raise awareness" things. But that picture has over 219,000 likes. :eek:

I don't see how sharing a photo of a dead child that you'd never met is showing respect! I had to click "hide story". So disturbing!!!!!

HorseRadish

Lad I know just put up a sad face as a status. When 4 people liked it,it was swiftly deleted.

ColeTrain

languagenerd wrote: »

F*cking hell. A (very young) person on my Facebook list just liked a photograph of a dead child in a coffin, with "This is <name> who died yesterday when he fell out of a tractor he was on with his grand-dad. He was only 5 years old. Share this picture to show your respects. RIP. xxxx"

I don't think my Facebook friend knew the child, it's like those "Share this status to raise awareness" things. But that picture has over 219,000 likes. :eek:

I don't see how sharing a photo of a dead child that you'd never met is showing respect! I had to click "hide story". So disturbing!!!!!

You'd wonder how the picture made it's way onto Facebook in the first place.

Superbus

Cringe.

leggo

HorseRadish wrote: »

Lad I know just put up a sad face as a status. When 4 people liked it,it was swiftly deleted.

That, to me, is more genuinely sad than deserving of ridicule.

cassElliot

girls who say "eeeeeeek".




go f*ck yourselves.

mickob16

I know a girl who put this as her status..."Just got my STD results back,I got the all clear...ye should all get checked"

Way too much info!!