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Rubberlegs

languagenerd wrote: »

F*cking hell. A (very young) person on my Facebook list just liked a photograph of a dead child in a coffin, with "This is <name> who died yesterday when he fell out of a tractor he was on with his grand-dad. He was only 5 years old. Share this picture to show your respects. RIP. xxxx"

I don't think my Facebook friend knew the child, it's like those "Share this status to raise awareness" things. But that picture has over 219,000 likes. :eek:

I don't see how sharing a photo of a dead child that you'd never met is showing respect! I had to click "hide story". So disturbing!!!!!

That is beyond horrendous:(
I know a girl who put up photos of her stillborn baby. Of course I felt terrible for her loss, but Jesus, that was going a bit too far.

Rolli

cassElliot wrote: »

girls who say "eeeeeeek".




go f*ck yourselves.

I can always do it for them

ColeTrain

cassElliot wrote: »

girls who say "eeeeeeek".




go f*ck yourselves.

Anyone who says that, "Whoop Whoop" or "nom nom nom" deserves any beating that comes their way.

Fluorescence

mickob16 wrote: »

I know a girl who put this as her status..."Just got my STD results back,I got the all clear...ye should all get checked"

Way too much info!!

Sounds like a particularly unimaginative frape, tbh...

When I get an opportunity to frape someone I try to do it in a way that their friends don't realise it's a frape, so without further a do...

XxMCRxBabyxX

Sacramento wrote: »

When I get an opportunity to frape someone I try to do it in a way that their friends don't realise it's a frape, so without further a do...

Obvious frape is obvious tbh...
Seen that one quite a few times.

The I'm dropping out of college/emigrating/got fired etc. Frapes used to be good but people are learning not to trust those either

KKkitty

73Cat wrote: »

languagenerd wrote: »

F*cking hell. A (very young) person on my Facebook list just liked a photograph of a dead child in a coffin, with "This is <name> who died yesterday when he fell out of a tractor he was on with his grand-dad. He was only 5 years old. Share this picture to show your respects. RIP. xxxx"

I don't think my Facebook friend knew the child, it's like those "Share this status to raise awareness" things. But that picture has over 219,000 likes. :eek:

I don't see how sharing a photo of a dead child that you'd never met is showing respect! I had to click "hide story". So disturbing!!!!!

That is beyond horrendous:(
I know a girl who put up photos of her stillborn baby. Of course I felt terrible for her loss, but Jesus, that was going a bit too far.

It's like this, someone dies or whatever and it's on facebook. Not much is kept quiet due to facebook. It's a sad sign of the times.

KKkitty

73Cat wrote: »

languagenerd wrote: »

F*cking hell. A (very young) person on my Facebook list just liked a photograph of a dead child in a coffin, with "This is <name> who died yesterday when he fell out of a tractor he was on with his grand-dad. He was only 5 years old. Share this picture to show your respects. RIP. xxxx"

I don't think my Facebook friend knew the child, it's like those "Share this status to raise awareness" things. But that picture has over 219,000 likes. :eek:

I don't see how sharing a photo of a dead child that you'd never met is showing respect! I had to click "hide story". So disturbing!!!!!

That is beyond horrendous:(
I know a girl who put up photos of her stillborn baby. Of course I felt terrible for her loss, but Jesus, that was going a bit too far.

It's like this, someone dies or whatever and it's on facebook. Not much is kept quiet due to facebook. It's a sad sign of the times.

Corruptedmorals

The dead child thing might be a part of some sort of 'share this picture and Facebook will donate €3 etc.' I've a few people complaining about this on my newsfeed 'ffs another dead baby photo on changes! Will you all stop this crap and realise Facebook are not going to donate every time you share a disturbing photo you bunch of thicks'. Luckily it appears no direct friends of mine are doing this..

ohsurelook

Anyone Who Has A Facebook Status With The First Letter Of All The Words Capitalised Like This Should Be Punished Severely

amacachi

Sacramento wrote: »

When I get an opportunity to frape someone I try to do it in a way that their friends don't realise it's a frape, so without further a do...

Still maintain the best one is to like an old picture on one of their friends' profiles. They look like a freak without knowing it :P

some random drunk

amacachi wrote: »

Still maintain the best one is to like an old picture on one of their friends' profiles. They look like a freak without knowing it :P

A couple of my female friends have liked old pictures of me...and there I was thinking they had a crush on me...:o

Snowie

cassElliot wrote: »

girls who say "eeeeeeek".




go f*ck yourselves.

i think the same thing when women refer to the bum as a hole its just so uncouth :mad:

thunderthing

Jaysus this thread is full of dry shítes..

mccarte2

Simple, but made me laugh before it was deleted.

Cina

Facebook statuses can be illerate, dumb, melodramatic, idiotic, overly sentimental, stupidly personal and borderline retarted, but none, and I mean none, annoy me more than a simple little ..

:-(

usually followed by

"u ok pet? xx"
"nuthin, il tell u l8r, dnt wna tlk bout it on fb xx"

keithsfleet

Seen this on a friends status the other day.

"Tea ,biccies & a nice hot bath...the solution to all lifes problems!!"

One of the lads who doesn't really even know her replied

"I tried that and it's bull****, i'm still broke, ugly and hiv positive. Alcohol on the other hand...."

HandsomeDivil

wel done 3sa n tommy on der new baby girl, ye did brilliant lads, gona be gr8 addition ta da family :-)

3sa? Bloody hell...

HandsomeDivil

wel done 3sa n tommy on der new baby girl, ye did brilliant lads, gona be gr8 addition ta da family :-)

3sa? Bloody hell...

token101

This popped up on my feed a few minutes ago.....

'Well just call me Ayrton Senna....'

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/overexposure-of-young-people-to-porn-is-like-a-car-crash-188688.html

keithsfleet

I was joking around at Boots so I asked the lady for 50 condoms. Then i noticed these 2 girls were giggling behind me so I turned around and looked them dead in the eye and said "make that 52"

The King of Moo

Ya know sumit people take ya for granted,make ya feel like yer a game and play around with yer feelings thinking yer a Mong like ....well *hello* I'm not a ****in game and I'm no mong like..ya!..and I wasn't made in China...like .and that last time I looked Fisher Price wasn't stamped on my arse..so here's a bit of advice goway ya gomey and find someone else to make ya happy ya!!..:-/

....

token101

The King of Moo wrote: »

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If that's posted by anyone over 15, delete them.

The King of Moo

token101 wrote: »

If that's posted by anyone over 15, delete them.

They're well, well over 15, and I do think about deleting them, but they just give me so much entertainment!

booboo88

The King of Moo wrote: »

They're well, well over 15, and I do think about deleting them, but they just give me so much entertainment!

you serious?:eek:
how much over?





please say a a few months:o

The King of Moo

booboo88 wrote: »

you serious?:eek:
how much over?





please say a a few months:o

I'm a gentleman, so I won't say exactly how much over, but it wouldn't be inconceivable that this person might have their own fifteen-year old kids, though thankfully they haven't bred!

Fluorescence

It was a disappointing match but we'll take the win. Nacewa probably was one of the few who deserved man of the match. The only one who made decent breaks in the match

You are not on the team! You can only say "we" if you're on the team FFS :mad:

KKkitty

Fluoresence I hear ya. Hate when lads talk about soccer on facebook as if they're in the team. This "we" business on facebook when it comes to soccer is laughable:rolleyes:

languagenerd

Wooo woop! @ <nightclub name> with 4 other people

Was that necessary?

im invisible

she doesn't get out much, leave her be

ColeTrain

fluorescence wrote: »

You are not on the team! You can only say "we" if you're on the team FFS :mad:

A club is more than just the playing staff though.

"Football is nothing without fans" - Jock Stein

PrettyBoy

Sacramento wrote: »

When I get an opportunity to frape someone I try to do it in a way that their friends don't realise it's a frape, so without further a do...

Relationship requests are the way forward.

Twee.

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Relationship requests are the way forward.

And birthday changes Shows who your real friends are

The King of Moo

"Checkin facebook is like checkin your pants after a wet fart, nothin is usually there.....but if there is its all ****e....like"

The above was posted by an adult with neither a sense of taste nor irony.

booboo88

The King of Moo wrote: »

The above was posted by an adult with neither a sense of taste nor irony.

thats genius?

cherryghost

If I see another ****ing status with the word 'girlies' in it.....

The King of Moo

booboo88 wrote: »

thats genius?

It's something alright! I just hope she was being honest in that status and was talking about her own page!

booboo88

The King of Moo wrote: »

It's something alright! I just hope she was being honest in that status and was talking about her own page!

It made me laugh anyway

Iang87

wouldn't it be great if deleting them in the future meant they actually just disappeared from the planet. They could start there own planet called ert

Lenn Brennan

I knew this one tool that joined the Guards in 2008 and signed all his statuses
"Garda" insert name, what a gimp

Fluorescence

ColeTrain wrote: »

A club is more than just the playing staff though.

"Football is nothing without fans" - Jock Stein

A bit sad if all someone has in their life is an attempt to bask in someone else's glory

batistuta9

fluorescence wrote: »

A bit sad if all someone has in their life is an attempt to bask in someone else's glory

you don't seem to understand the concept of being a fan of a sports team

how exactly are they basking in someone else's glory?

Fluorescence

batistuta9 wrote: »

you don't seem to understand the concept of being a fan of a sports team

how exactly are they basking in someone else's glory?

By using words like our/we/us to describe someone else's achievements.

"We won the match!" No, the team you follow won. You watched, drank beer and scratched your bum.

leggo

fluorescence wrote: »

By using words like our/we/us to describe someone else's achievements.

"We won the match!" No, the team you follow won. You watched, drank beer and scratched your bum.

Have to disagree. When I see this notion peddled, as Batistuta said, I get the feeling that the person doesn't really understand the idea of being a sports fan. And is kind of looking for things to be irritated over, like does it really bother you enough that you're sitting at home pulling your hair out over it?

Sports is just another form of entertainment, it exists to entertain people who either watch or participate in it. And part of the fun is cheering your team on for 50 games a season. So you feel a close bond with them and other fans of them as you're all emotionally invested in their success. That's where the 'we' comes from. It's more showing solidarity, uniting yourself in pride for your team whether they win ot lose, not trying to take credit for them winning. People who say it don't think they're a part of the team. Someone believing THAT notion is moronic.

Martyn1989

leggo wrote: »

Have to disagree. When I see this notion peddled, as Batistuta said, I get the feeling that the person doesn't really understand the idea of being a sports fan. And is kind of looking for things to be irritated over, like does it really bother you enough that you're sitting at home pulling your hair out over it?

Sports is just another form of entertainment, it exists to entertain people who either watch or participate in it. And part of the fun is cheering your team on for 50 games a season. So you feel a close bond with them and other fans of them as you're all emotionally invested in their success. That's where the 'we' comes from. It's more showing solidarity, uniting yourself in pride for your team whether they win ot lose, not trying to take credit for them winning. People who say it don't think they're a part of the team. Someone believing THAT notion is moronic.

Granted there are many sports fans that sensible, there are just as many who are not though and carry on and on about an array of quite moronic topics mildly related to football/rugby/GAA or whatever. The endless rows over who won this and whos better at that, the roaring and cursing at the screen because the best in the world are 'F**king useless' and the worst, the pointless insulting of fans of other teams.

keithsfleet

Just like to take a moment to congratulate all that can see this.

You made it through my spring cleaning of facebook friends.

batistuta9

keithsfleet wrote: »

Just like to take a moment to congratulate all that can see this.

You made it through my spring cleaning of facebook friends.

grade A tosser

ColeTrain

fluorescence wrote: »

A bit sad if all someone has in their life is an attempt to bask in someone else's glory

Who pays the players wages though? No fans = no team. That simple

Fluorescence

ColeTrain wrote: »

Who pays the players wages though? No fans = no team. That simple

Not denying that. All I'm saying is that only a twat uses "we" to refer to a football team.

batistuta9

fluorescence wrote: »

By using words like our/we/us to describe someone else's achievements.

"We won the match!" No, the team you follow won. You watched, drank beer and scratched your bum.

they'd be referring to themselves as fans of the football club with saying 'we', the club as a whole. a football club being more than the 18 selected members of the first team squad or the maximum 14 that participated in the game they just won

but maybe it's more to do with the way a large number of people use to describe their supported team, with the 'we' and if talking to a friend about their team saying 'yous'.

i don't say 'we' that often when talking about the team i support but occasionally do, and i see/know your point on it; maybe that's why i don't use 'we' too often but i know why people use 'we'