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Plumpynutt

Plumpynutt wrote: »

Fair enough, that's not really what I took issue with tbh, more his racism. Especially since I know one of those "Fcking foreigners" who got citizenship yesterday

Yeah, now that I've solved that mystery, I've read it properly. jaysus :rolleyes:
paint yourself right out of the country, lad

Gummy Panda

Plumpynutt wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruciate_ligament

He spelled it wrong lol. I'll just add that this chap lives in Sandymount, is not short of money, and has no real requirement for "free health care"

But can he afford English writing classes?

Seriously how do people write like that. It seems like it would take more effort than basic English

wallpaper12

Lyk 4 ur d 1

Cee-Jay-Cee

XXXX wrote "Car loaded, tank full and on the way to Cork with YYYY for a few days break"

The YYYY replies 5 minutes later "So good to get away with you, hope you locked the house!"

FFS He's sitting 20cm away from you!!!!

IvyTheTerrible

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But can he afford English writing classes?

Seriously how do people write like that. It seems like it would take more effort than basic English

I bet every single one of those 3000 foreigners speaks better English than that cretin...

danniemcq

wallpaper12 wrote: »

Lyk 4 ur d 1

Like for your dear one?
Like for your dead one?
Like for your D1 address?

what the hell?

danniemcq

CJC999 wrote: »

XXXX wrote "Car loaded, tank full and on the way to Cork with YYYY for a few days break"

The YYYY replies 5 minutes later "So good to get away with you, hope you locked the house!"

FFS He's sitting 20cm away from you!!!!

wait for the "no" comment and then go and rob their house

kerry4sam

wallpaper12 wrote: »

Lyk 4 ur d 1

danniemcq wrote: »

Like for your dear one?
Like for your dead one?
Like for your D1 address?

what the hell?

It could also be Lyk Like 4 because ur d 1 you are the one

BUBBLE WRAP

Somebody has the runs!....

miss x -

Im on the lue since 5:12am

miss x -

Time for yet another sh!t

miss x -

Oh dear, Im legging it to the lue ever few min (

miss x -

Time for sh!t number 16..

Me -

Face your problem, dont facebook it..Nobody cares... > : (

Turtwig

What really pisses me off about those kind of "Oh I'm feeling terrible/sick" like posts is that they're posting them to people who quite obviously are in way worse off situations. Don't get me wrong everyone is entitled to moan but don't not to be so bloody self centred about it either. The worst though is when two of these not-much-to-moan-about-but-moan-and-whinge-about-every-little-thing (NMTMAs ) start a bitching match over who has the biggest trouble all the while one of the friends telling them to shut the f**k has a painfully debilitating neuro degenerative disease . Reading such posts in my feed just depresses me.

/end rant

wallpaper12

danniemcq wrote: »

Like for your dear one?
Like for your dead one?
Like for your D1 address?

what the hell?

Oh god your lucky not to have ever seen Lyk 4 ur d 1 (Like for your the one)

Basically someone puts it as their status, then their stupid friends like the status and the person then goes onto all the peoples pages who liked the status and writes 'your the one who is so fun/your the one who i have a crazy time with' or similar stupid comments.
Its so cringe inducing

IrishAm

Plumpynutt wrote: »

Fair enough, that's not really what I took issue with tbh, more his racism. Especially since I know one of those "Fcking foreigners" who got citizenship yesterday

4000 new citizens in one day? What a joke.

Thats 35,000 in just over a year.

Thousands of whom cannot get passports as the PO doesnt believe they are who they say they are, yet Shatter made them "Irish".

The King of Moo

Just saw this work of genius on a facebook friend's wall:

ha ha poker lol ill poke ya lol

IrishAm wrote: »

4000 new citizens in one day? What a joke.

Thats 35,000 in just over a year.

Thousands of whom cannot get passports as the PO doesnt believe they are who they say they are, yet Shatter made them "Irish".

Tens of people annoyed in thread derailment this afternoon. More reports as they come in.

Fluorescence

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :rolleyes: And wrong time of year too - breast cancer awareness month is September. Idiots.

[Hi Girls, so here is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness for breast cancer through a game. It’s very easy and I would like ALL of you to participate. Two years ago we had to write the color of our underweadr on our wall. Men wondered for days at what was going on with random colors on girls’ walls. This year, we make references to your love life status. Do not answer to this message, just post the corresponding word on your wall AND send this message privately to all the girls in your contacts!!!!
BLUEBERRY=single
PINEAPPLE= it’s complicated
RASPBERRY= I can’t/don’t want to commit
APPLE=engaged
CHERRY=in a relationship
BANANA=married
AVOCADO=I’m the better half
STRAWBERRY=can’t find Mr. Right
LEMON=want to be single
RAISIN=want to get married to my partner.[/B]

Gummy Panda

Fluorescence wrote: »

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :rolleyes: And wrong time of year too - breast cancer awareness month is September. Idiots.

[Hi Girls, so here is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness for breast cancer through a game. It’s very easy and I would like ALL of you to participate. Two years ago we had to write the color of our underweadr on our wall. Men wondered for days at what was going on with random colors on girls’ walls. This year, we make references to your love life status. Do not answer to this message, just post the corresponding word on your wall AND send this message privately to all the girls in your contacts!!!!
BLUEBERRY=single
PINEAPPLE= it’s complicated
RASPBERRY= I can’t/don’t want to commit
APPLE=engaged
CHERRY=in a relationship
BANANA=married
AVOCADO=I’m the better half
STRAWBERRY=can’t find Mr. Right
LEMON=want to be single
RAISIN=want to get married to my partner.[/B]

That is retarded

Fluorescence

Yes. Yes it is. On so very many levels :pac:

Sinfonia

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Somebody has the runs!....

miss x -

miss x -

miss x -

miss x -

Me -

"Lue".
How retarded do you have to be in order to misspell 'loo'?

BUBBLE WRAP

Sinfonia wrote: »

"Lue".
How retarded do you have to be in order to misspell 'loo'?

Its unreal, You wouldnt believe it, until you see it. :pac:

aaronjumper

This thread is just painful. Some of the crap people put on facebook boggles the mind. It's like a car accident you want to look away but you're strangely fascinated.

Saw one today, not clever or stupid just meh:
"so bored lyk"
Great thanks for that, now so am I.

Toots

On a friend's page (she's 32 btw) 'Like if you want this' followed by a pic of two tweens holding hands and it's all flowers and butterflies and farts. It was shared from some random arse's page and it already had about 50k likes. Makes me despair for humanity.

mauzo

Toots* wrote: »

On a friend's page (she's 32 btw) 'Like if you want this' followed by a pic of two tweens holding hands and it's all flowers and butterflies and farts. It was shared from some random arse's page and it already had about 50k likes. Makes me despair for humanity.

Whats that about??

Toots

You know, mushy romantic scenery and stuff.

Memory Of 98

According to the Irish State, I am not intelligent enough to be considered worthy of being enrolled in any State College. Yet my friend who spells the word "Quick" with a W "Kwick" is worthy of attending a very prestigious college.

Kwick de weeknd nd I get abso locked

Memory Of 98

And I thought this crap stayed on Bebo!

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY BC IT ACTUALLY WORKS



When I see someone posting that my brain bleeds!


Jesus wept!

Halloran springs

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

DONT READ THIS

Grand :pac:

languagenerd

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

And I thought this crap stayed on Bebo!

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY BC IT ACTUALLY WORKS



When I see someone posting that my brain bleeds!


Jesus wept!

I definitely recall that being on Bebo... How did it jump to Facebook?
I like how it says "the nearest possible Friday" - so it's guaranteed to be true (cause it could still happen, it just hasn't been possible any of the previous Fridays :P)

aaronjumper

Memory Of 98 wrote: »

According to the Irish State, I am not intelligent enough to be considered worthy of being enrolled in any State College. Yet my friend who spells the word "Quick" with a W "Kwick" is worthy of attending a very prestigious college.

Kwick de weeknd nd I get abso locked

Your friend. I want to hurt him/her. If he's/she's intelligent enough to go to a fancy college then he/she is clearly putting this on to fit in.

Or he/she has wealthy parents. In which case my previous paragraph still stands.

Memory Of 98

A girl that, well I am not even friends with, so I don't know why she is on my friends list, writes the most banal and generally pathetic statuses every five minutes about her love life, or lack of to put it better.

Today she posted a status:

To go with the "LIKE" button, Facebook should have a, "I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT" button for statuses you dislike.

Define Irony...........................

Memory Of 98

>EDIT< The same post appeared twice? Could a mod please delete this post.

cocoshovel

A picture of Michael D Higgins appeared on my facebook feed.

Some guy, around the age of 25 says. "Since wen is he d president!?"

Moron.

Thwip!

FB Friend's Status wrote:

Might not be very smart but I am pyhsic, knew what I was gonna fail. Think I might join a travelling circus with my physic abilities instead of going back to college XD

Other FB Friend comments wrote:

Psychic abilities are way more impressive!

saw this today

BunShopVoyeur

batistuta9 wrote: »

that has to be a record 122 days, it's usually something like "only 7 sleeps left" or something like that. 122 days :pac::pac::pac:

Before I'd had enough and deleted the shite for good (yes, yes I did) a guy I know counted down the days until Christmas, starting at 365

El Weirdo

She was like...







... and we were all like.

XxMCRxBabyxX

One friend (who loves incessantly posting as it) is posting pictures of every birthday present that she has gotten and to top it off she has just uploaded a new picture and made it her cover photo saying:

Hey it's July 4th
And this is Crazy
But it's my Birthday
Wish it to me Maybe?

Talk about screaming desperation...

paddymayoman

The ones about sport really piss me off.Great save,great goal,great pas,great win for ireland hockey/cricket/boxing teams, etc.,etc. Usually the same suspects begging for 'likes'.

Slunk

It seems to word love has transformed from luv into lub now. Wtf.

I just lubs drinkies with the girlies lyk

Drinkies is another poxy word or anything with ies added to it. Drinkies girlies workies etc

im invisible

Feeding the pony apples and carrots at 3 o clock in the morning... the best craic!!!

Ficheall

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feed%20the%20pony

massdebater

im invisible wrote: »

[/B]

Feeding the pony apples and carrots at 3 o clock in the morning... the best craic!!![/B]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feeding%20the%20pony

:eek:

EDIT: Damn you Ficheall!!!!!

The King of Moo

"If ya leave somethin' somewhere, somethin' will sit on it ya. Somethin' had ta sort of... happen didn't it? I'll tell ya what it's like. In the same way, Penicillin happened. The bread was sat there, it goes off. Air would've created the greeness. And once you've got somethin', that leads to otherness. Once you've got one thing, others come."... Ahahaha!!! LOL ;-p

I don't know what this is!!

jimbean29

people using incorrect grammar

their, there, they're, were, where, we're

Richard Hillman

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

Shreddy Krueger

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

That may aswell be chinese tbh.

El Weirdo

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

Oh for fuck's sake. To think these people have procreated...

Depressing.

The King of Moo

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

I'm afraid not, the material's just too shocking for me; it's worse than Fifty Shades of Grey!! :eek:

Chorcai

paste♥♥this♥♥on♥♥anyone's♥♥
wall ♥♥ who ♥♥ made ♥♥ you ♥♥ smile ♥♥somewhere,♥♥sometime♥♥ in ♥♥
your♥♥ life♥♥ even ♥♥ for ♥♥ a ♥♥second.♥♥ It ♥♥may♥♥surprise ♥♥ you,
♥♥ but ♥♥ check ♥♥ out ♥♥ how♥many♥♥ come ♥♥back.♥ Thanks♥♥ alot ♥♥ for
♥♥ making ♥♥ me ♥♥ smile xxxxxxxxx


/facedesk

Thwip!

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

Child two was outside. Another child came out with ice cream for everyone except child two. Ice cream girls mam was washing the car by the sounds of it and it is a posh one too i gather. Your basic posh hating post

batistuta9

jpcarlow wrote: »

Child two was outside. Another child came out with ice cream for everyone except child two. Ice cream girls mam was washing the car by the sounds of it and it is a posh one too i gather. Your basic posh hating post

not really. The poster seems to only be calling them posh ***** out of anger at what happened.

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

The person posting brought <child1> inside for a few minutes, then <child2> came into the house too and said that the girl down the road came outside with ice creams, but didn't bring one for him/her (child2).
So the poster looked outside and they were all there eating ice cream. The mother of the girl was out cleaning the car. The poster hates these posh people because if the same thing happened at their mothers house and there wasn't enough of something for everybody, nobody got none or were made share what there was.
disgusting/angry sound, all of these people are stuck up bastards.


basically the poster didn't think it was right that the girl came out with ice creams for everyone except her child & the girls mother would have been aware of this fact and let it happen. If it was her mothers house nobody would have been excluded like that.

it was ignorant in fairness. The girls mother could have waited until the posters child went home before letting her have ice cream if there wasn't enough for everyone.

Sinfonia

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Can anybody translate this

So brought <Child1> in for few mins den <Child2> comes in saying d girl down d road came out wit ice creams and left her out so looked out Der they all wer eating d girls ma out cleaning d car d these posh ***** hate dem cos if tat was down in me ma's if Der wasn't enough to go around ya got none r wer made share . Ugh stuck up bastards d lot dem

She brought in Child1, just for a few minutes. Child2 arrives distraught (what happened to Child1 is hereby a mystery), announcing her exclusion from the 'ice cream party' down the road. Lo and behold, as the retarded mother of Child1 and potentially Child2 peered from the comfort of her tacky home, she eyed an undisclosed number of youths performing oral sex on her neighbour - a practice occasionally known as 'cleaning d car d' (as an alternative to 'ice cream party').
This caused dismay apparently, because her own mother has never been particularly fussy about who - or indeed how many - people may 'clean her car d'. However, despite the fact that she hates 'dem', she did give the performance five stars.

SuperGrover

The King of Moo wrote: »

I don't know what this is!!

Karl Pilkington