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batistuta9

Grayson wrote: »

Anyone seen this one yet?

http://www.facebook.com/meteor/posts/472614479429260

It's a rant about meteor by some silly bint who didn't know how to reset her iPhone (I'll assume it's reset, not restart she's talking about)

they broke the back of her phone though

batistuta9

jpcarlow wrote: »

Saw this now

THERE ARE NO WORDS

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

that's hilarious

languagenerd

Went away and forgot my charger! But then it turned out Dave had the same one so I can use that one! Yay!

Why would you even bother posting that?! Something trivial almost happened but didn't...

ektec

"I hate my life >:(, they can **** off"
Whats up?:/ or You ok?

"yeah im fine thanks tho"


:mad::mad:

ektec

(Put up a picture)

You are georg bbz<3
nah datz u bbe xx
nah ur the pretty 1 bbzxxx
bye bbz xxx
cyaa bbxx

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

From my American cousins page.....

'Foreigners are the most hypocritical people ever, they say how out of shape all Americans are and yet we win the Olympics every 4 years... USA all day'

The King of Moo

I don't even...

"Jaysus I can't stand the Olympics...and the weather we are gettin is like ****e...Facebook is startin ta piss me off big time...people that have brains won't use them 50 shades of Grey buy the ****in book stop doin peoples heads in eh?...Ya kinda have ta log off...Wrecks your head so it does...If ya don't win a competition you don't win END OF...:-/"

Then a few days ago, this same person posted this:

"My hearts broken I'm so upset...I can't even describe how I feel ...Our dog _____ died a few moments ago!!! ______ is in tears she died in he's arms on the way to the vet I'm in tears my heart is sore I'm gonna miss her so much :-(((((("

While I sympathise with the death of a dog, is there not something fundamentally wrong with someone's instantaneous reaction to the loss of their pet being to post about it on facebook?

A few hours later she reposted a very cheesy poem about dead pets, accompanied by:

"♥ FOR _____♥.. WHO IS GONE TO RAINBOW BRIDGE MISS YOU LITTLE ONE ALWAYS!! XXX "

This person's in their mid-to-late thirties by the way.

le la rat

Saw one recently where a girl was giving out about social welfare saying how do they expect you to live on 180 quid a week rant rant. Quickly followed by back to caneries in January can't wait. ( In receipt of sw myself not having a go, Just thought it was a bit idk). Oh yes there was a dig about foreigners getting everything in her original rant followed by how she would love to emigrate.

im invisible

The King of Moo wrote: »

"My hearts broken I'm so upset...I can't even describe how I feel ...Our dog _____ died a few moments ago!!! ______ is in tears she died in he's arms on the way to the vet I'm in tears my heart is sore I'm gonna miss her so much :-(((((("

While I sympathise with the death of a dog, is there not something fundamentally wrong with someone's instantaneous reaction to the loss of their pet being to post about it on facebook?

just seen this posted by a friend of a friend

Off to Mum's funeral. R.I.P.

lnolan1984

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

This annoys the heart and soul out of me. Do these people not have mobile phones?

lnolan1984

lnolan1984 wrote: »

This annoys the heart and soul out of me. Do these people not have mobile phones?

you'd love to reply to them going I LOVE YOU TOO SNUCKUMS CAN WE HAVE CHICKEN FOR DINNER

Doctor Jimbob

bluewolf wrote: »

you'd love to reply to them going I LOVE YOU TOO SNUCKUMS CAN WE HAVE CHICKEN FOR DINNER

I'm going to start doing this.

Saw this one earlier, had to laugh. Someone talking about dressage at the oylmpics
'Basically the same as sarah jessica parker going on strictly come dancing....'

Funglegunk

The time I see a frape that says 'i love cock' I'm going to claw my eyes out. From people in their mid-twenties as well.

Donnielighto

Funglegunk wrote: »

The time I see a frape that says 'i love cock' I'm going to claw my eyes out. From people in their mid-twenties as well.

people like cock

nbar12

The King of Moo wrote: »

I don't even...

"Jaysus I can't stand the Olympics...and the weather we are gettin is like ****e...Facebook is startin ta piss me off big time...people that have brains won't use them 50 shades of Grey buy the ****in book stop doin peoples heads in eh?...Ya kinda have ta log off...Wrecks your head so it does...If ya don't win a competition you don't win END OF...:-/"

Then a few days ago, this same person posted this:

"My hearts broken I'm so upset...I can't even describe how I feel ...Our dog _____ died a few moments ago!!! ______ is in tears she died in he's arms on the way to the vet I'm in tears my heart is sore I'm gonna miss her so much :-(((((("

While I sympathise with the death of a dog, is there not something fundamentally wrong with someone's instantaneous reaction to the loss of their pet being to post about it on facebook?

A few hours later she reposted a very cheesy poem about dead pets, accompanied by:

"♥ FOR _____♥.. WHO IS GONE TO RAINBOW BRIDGE MISS YOU LITTLE ONE ALWAYS!! XXX "

This person's in their mid-to-late thirties by the way.

OH DEAR GOD

pc7

One of the most stupid things I've seen people 'liking' on facebook
"Wow! Nearly 200,000!! Thanks for liking my page everyone!! Glad I'm not the only one that likes Spooning with a tit grab."
Why??????:mad:

Turtwig

pc7 wrote: »

One of the most stupid things I've seen people 'liking' on facebook
"Wow! Nearly 200,000!! Thanks for liking my page everyone!! Glad I'm not the only one that likes Spooning with a tit grab."
Why??????:mad:

Meh it sure beats the "if my page gets over X amount of likes I'll do Y".

westies4ever

Deleted my page yesterday. Been thinking about it for a while. The RIP Poppy Barlow posts were the final straw. its feels very liberating!!!

cantdecide

"Engaged.com".

No more. No less. I puked into my mouth a little...

HalloweenJack

My boss posted this cracker today:
Medals for Fighting and Riding - just need a drinking sport now!

BOHtox

"I hate ignorantc cúnts........." [sic only without the fada on the u]

this got 21 likes in an hour. WTF?

Dr.Broccoli

Everyone probably won't see it, but a friend keeps getting tagged in travellers pics.

2 pics of girls together "Who's hotter?" and they have all sorts of fonts and bebo spelling

bowsie010

"i want to be a td and give all the poor people back there money"

" i should have made it a long time ago on tv if yous are looking for me i will do anything cheers for good money d" under a picture trying to convince people he's "mad".
This is all from a 28 year old man.

Osmosis Jones

"tiered.com" and being the little shít i am i swiftly replied with "misspelled.com"

dan1895

What's with people having ago at big corporations on Facebook? The littlewoods thing a few months back, Treacy's Hotel a few weeks ago and now all these idiots giving out to Sky Sports for not showing Irish athletes!

KERSPLAT!

So sick of all the "John Doe > Sky/RTE/Niki Minaj" crap. The first few were mildly amusing, now its just attention seeking and boring FFS!!!

Grayson

And I've seen two huge threads about meteor and three. At least the meteor girl could actually spell.

bazingaboom

I just saw someone bump their own status

_feedback_

Among the many updates during the three plus hours of spectacular London closing ceremony:

"poor gary barlow, what a hero x"

JohnMearsheimer

elviscostello wrote: »

Among the many updates during the three plus hours of spectacular London closing ceremony:

"poor gary barlow, what a hero x"

Hero is the wrong word but I would still give the man credit seeing as he lost a child in the last week or so.

Nippledragon

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Dragons have a bad enough rep as it is...

"PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone or
are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons.
Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't
know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy
and paste this, because they have already been eaten by
dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower, armed
with fire extinguishers. The remaining 1% are awesome,
and will re-post this."

WTF? I thought our rep was fine?

garv123

People writing stupid complaints on the likes of meteor and 3, or abusing singers about how stupid they are in hopes of getting likes is getting a bit pathetic at this stage.

One friend on facebook wrote this on the sony page in search of "likes"


Dear Sony Mobile,
I bought a phone from Vodafone at a cost of €120 about 1 year and 3 months ago at a reasonable price for a mid range quality phone at that current time. Since the day i got it, I have treated the phone with the highest respect and it only had one major incident on when i drop it and the screen smashed after having it for only one month but was fixed almost immediatly.
Other than the odd drop on the ground but nothing to serious the phone has no cracks or signs of fatigue. But one question I must ask is? Why the **** is my phone now disobeying me for the past 5-6months as in it turns itself off randomly, when switched on it shutsdown three times before it stays on... The app market sometimes doesnt respond. I've have been pretty patient with some of the replace me in a few months **** you have brought out over the years but i seriously doubt Nokia would sue you guys if you were to look at the structure they used for the Nokia 3310. Please cut the **** and do the decent thing,

languagenerd

Why do people feel the need to give a running commentary of the Closing Ceremony / any big event through non-stop Facebook statuses?! Get a Twitter!

blatantrereg

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

"tiered.com" and being the little shít i am i swiftly replied with "misspelled.com"

Oh but what if he really meant 'tiered'; after being assigned to the A or B team in a sports club, for example? :O

languagenerd

Why do people still shorten "come" to "cum" in Facebook statuses?! Maybe it's just my dirty mind, but I usually have to read sentences such as the two below twice...

"Can't wait til <person> cums to visit me!"

"<person>, u left ur bag at my house, cum into me 2moro 2 get it back!"

Sinfonia

garv123 wrote: »

People writing stupid complaints on the likes of meteor and 3, or abusing singers about how stupid they are in hopes of getting likes is getting a bit pathetic at this stage.

One friend on facebook wrote this on the sony page in search of "likes"


Dear Sony Mobile,
I bought a phone from Vodafone at a cost of €120 about 1 year and 3 months ago at a reasonable price for a mid range quality phone at that current time. Since the day i got it, I have treated the phone with the highest respect and it only had one major incident on when i drop it and the screen smashed after having it for only one month but was fixed almost immediatly.
Other than the odd drop on the ground but nothing to serious the phone has no cracks or signs of fatigue. But one question I must ask is? Why the **** is my phone now disobeying me for the past 5-6months as in it turns itself off randomly, when switched on it shutsdown three times before it stays on... The app market sometimes doesnt respond. I've have been pretty patient with some of the replace me in a few months **** you have brought out over the years but i seriously doubt Nokia would sue you guys if you were to look at the structure they used for the Nokia 3310. Please cut the **** and do the decent thing,

These people need to watch Louis CK's standup. For literally this topic.

languagenerd wrote: »

Why do people feel the need to give a running commentary of the Closing Ceremony / any big event through non-stop Facebook statuses?! Get a Twitter!

I know, very annoying; particularly the updates that don't specify anything:
"WOW!" - - 5 people like this.
Ugh

Einhard

Status on a friend's page recently....

xxx xxx went from engaged to single

:eek: So succinct.

mackg

im invisible wrote: »

just seen this posted by a friend of a friend

Off to Mum's funeral. R.I.P.

on this, losing a close family member is a pretty major thing. it throws people off balance and a lot of the time they are trying to continue on as normal, It's just that they have no idea what's normal for the situation they are in. I think people should get a free pass from these kind of things at times like that. I understand why you think it's inappropriate but in the circumstances I think it's understandable.

krudler

elviscostello wrote: »

Among the many updates during the three plus hours of spectacular London closing ceremony:

"poor gary barlow, what a hero x"

that's one stupid status I actually agree with. Hero might be a strong word but that guy has been through a lot the past week and acted nothing but professional on Sunday night.

Mr Jinx

im invisible wrote: »

just seen this posted by a friend of a friend

Off to Mum's funeral. R.I.P.

Mr Jinx and 18 other friends like this

Whatsisname

People who post stuff like...

"de stupid b1tch shud no wa happns wh3n yhu fck wth me, ughh snkes in dis town tbh :@:@:@:@:@:Q:Q:Q"

Give me a ****ing break.

WumBuster

Oh so thats what 'status' means. I always thought it meant like relationship status or martial status. Silly me

im invisible

WumBuster is in a relationship

kunst nugget

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

"tiered.com" and being the little shít i am i swiftly replied with "misspelled.com"

But, unless you're an American, you should have have used the 'strong verb' past form of 'misspelt'. Boy, I'd say you're feeling really embarrassed now…

Plumpynutt

on the way home on the 45a ****ed outa my head nd decide **** this noise im goin to see some fishes in sea life bray.. best 15 quid iv ever spent nicest comedown goin haha

made me jealous of being stuck in work

littlelulu

+100000000000000000 for the complaints to companies uhhhhhhhh!!!

i didnt read through the whole thread but what reallllllly annoys me is the following:

- 'snuggling up with the best boyfriend in the whole wide world eating chinese'.......... do i care??? NO!!

- desperado's complaining that they are home alone and if only a hunky man would come to them. Then they wonder why the nutters ask them on dates! Do they not realise that being THAT desperate does not attract the hunky men!!

- females boasting about their huge 'assets'... get a life!!

- people doing stupid poses for pictures and even worse taking a pic in the mirror and the camera can be seen!!!

- people posting pictures of their meals..... If it's some sort of an amazing desert that has been constructed to look like something fabulous then lovely but if its spaghetti bolognaise then get a life!


If only people were as perfect as me..... if only :rolleyes:

implausible

littlelulu wrote: »

+100000000000000000 for the complaints to companies uhhhhhhhh!!!

Drives me crazy too. The problem is that a lot of people think Facebook is the default way to communicate. They have no notion that an email, phonecall or contact through the company's website is the way to go about making a complaint.

I have a few colleagues who have no idea how to use ellipses (the little dots at the end of a sentence) and put them in everywhere. Last week: "Happy birthday to my wonderful sister.....hope you have a fantastic.....day.....". Seriously, use a comma or a full stop or anything, it reads like he's falling asleep as he types!

littlelulu

implausible wrote: »

I have a few colleagues who have no idea how to use ellipses (the little dots at the end of a sentence) and put them in everywhere. Last week: "Happy birthday to my wonderful sister.....hope you have a fantastic.....day.....". Seriously, use a comma or a full stop or anything, it reads like he's falling asleep as he types!

i am a full stop and exclamation mark addict!

molly bronski

Ms. Captain M wrote: »

And the hearts. For **** sake don't forget the hearts

I always thought that symbol was an arse

newbee22

My news feed could be mistaken for a complaints column in a newspaper- seriously frustrating me! Everything from Meteor to local shops- seriously if people want to complain why can't they just go to the shop to complain or write a letter of complaint!