Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

cooliotheboya

May I ask have any of the Shaggy haters sampled a Shaggy Buzz or are ye forming your opinions of him by his Facebook posting. I suspect not many of you have shared a nightclub with him.

Ye may enjoy this however
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fWhnZtU4mY

cooliotheboya

May I ask have any of the Shaggy haters sampled a Shaggy Buzz or are ye forming your opinions of him by his Facebook posting. I suspect not many of you have shared a nightclub with him.

Ye may enjoy this however
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fWhnZtU4mY

Brian_Zeluz

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_70/assets/widget_b3S83FmJvnJyVZVv2pAFoT.jpg

westies4ever

cooliotheboya wrote: »

May I ask have any of the Shaggy haters sampled a Shaggy Buzz or are ye forming your opinions of him by his Facebook posting. I suspect not many of you have shared a nightclub with him.

Ye may enjoy this however
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fWhnZtU4mY[/QUOTE]

nope, just dont care and am getting bored with him. would like to hear more amusing facebook statuses etc from others. :rolleyes:

I'm probably not the only one here who'll be blocking people based on their reactions to the budget. :pac:

wnolan1992

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm probably not the only one here who'll be blocking people based on their reactions to the budget. :pac:

Yup, anyone who tries to claim it's fair is an insta-block. :pac:

wnolan1992

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Yup, anyone who tries to claim it's fair is an insta-block. :pac:

It's more the mid-to-late 20s, left school at 16 and somehow were able to move out before 18, never worked a day in their lives and they're complaining that are annoying me.

leggo

Buttonftw wrote: »

It's more the mid-to-late 20s, left school at 16 and somehow were able to move out before 18, never worked a day in their lives and they're complaining that are annoying me.

I'll second that. People were complaining that they were being robbed before it was even announced. Every single year, no matter what provisions are put in, 'de gova-ment are bleedin' robbin' us Joe!'

wnolan1992

leggo wrote: »

I'll second that. People were complaining that they were being robbed before it was even announced. Every single year, no matter what provisions are put in, 'de gova-ment are bleedin' robbin' us Joe!'

Read twitter. 100's of D4 ponces getting all worked up over an extra euro on their bottle of wine. :mad:

But that's a different thread... :P

Richard Hillman

"Wat the **** is the story with all the lights in this country swear to god I'm gonna smash every single one with a baseball bat !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

fasttalkerchat

leggo wrote: »

I'll second that. People were complaining that they were being robbed before it was even announced. Every single year, no matter what provisions are put in, 'de gova-ment are bleedin' robbin' us Joe!'

I saw a similar one. I commented that the alcohol duty rise was harsh and non-nonsensical given how close they are to the border.

He commented back, "I haven't seen the details yet, how much is wine up by?"

PizzamanIRL

"all de blacks becomin irish citezens no wonder de country is in bits dey'l giv dem de same as wat wer all entitlled ta...****n scandless"

From a young mother who put up before that it's ok to drink while pregnant. In the last few days she's been asking when her 'entitlements' will be paid during the Christmas period.

end of the road

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

"all de blacks becomin irish citezens no wonder de country is in bits dey'l giv dem de same as wat wer all entitlled ta...****n scandless"

ah yes, see filth like that on facebook sometimes, being honest i actually like bating them and trolling them (don't worry i keep it as mild as possible but just enough to show them up for what they are) a few of my favourite lines are "well de blacks deserve more den u" "der more irish den u" "der gona get de money and ders notin ya can do" "day worked you wouldn't no de meaning ya bum" then just sit back and wait, its wrong but i can't help it

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

"all From a young mother who put up before that it's ok to drink while pregnant. In the last few days she's been asking when her 'entitlements' will be paid during the Christmas period.

oh sweet jesus, maybe she shouldn't have had children? all though the likes of her think "its one of my human rights to have kids" i give up.

wnolan1992

end of the road wrote: »

maybe she shouldn't have had children? all though the likes of her think "its one of my human rights to have kids" i give up.

Ah here, she wouldn't get the children's allowance then like...

end of the road

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Ah here, she wouldn't get the children's allowance then like...

and the rest

PizzamanIRL

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Ah here, she wouldn't get the children's allowance then like...

Or single parent or rent allowance, AKA alcohol and fags allowance.

Sinfonia

end of the road wrote: »

oh sweet jesus, maybe she shouldn't have had children? all though the likes of her think "its one of my human rights to have kids" i give up.

I used to work with two girls, neither of whom were pregnant or in a relationship, when one asked the other "When are yew havin yorr baby?"

Needless to say, I was aghaaast :P

wandatowell

Sinfonia wrote: »

I used to work with two girls, neither of whom were pregnant or in a relationship, when one asked the other "When are yew havin yorr baby?"

*Shudders

CianRyan

This one got a good reception over on the motors forum a good while back, anyone that likes cars should appreciate it.

SRFC

''Have the worste tooth ache ever :''''( literally killing me i just dnt have €70 for a fillin''




The night before this one was putting up pictures of a great night at the florence and the machine concert,priorities :rolleyes:

danniemcq

SRFC wrote: »

''Have the worste tooth ache ever :''''( literally killing me i just dnt have €70 for a fillin''




The night before this one was putting up pictures of a great night at the florence and the machine concert,priorities :rolleyes:

perhaps it only kicked in after the gig?

woke up in the middle of the night last month with a toothache (needed tooth pulled) i could easily have been to a gig and blown my money before knowing there was a problem.

also they need a cheaper dentist. my surgical extraction was 80 (simple was going to be 40 and a filling was ~€40)

summerskin

CianRyan wrote: »

This one got a good reception over on the motors forum a good while back, anyone that likes cars should appreciate it.

those craaazy motor forum folks!

wildlifeboy

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

"all de blacks becomin irish citezens no wonder de country is in bits dey'l giv dem de same as wat wer all entitlled ta...****n scandless"

From a young mother who put up before that it's ok to drink while pregnant. In the last few days she's been asking when her 'entitlements' will be paid during the Christmas period.

it is ok to drink while pregnant. in moderation. i think a few glasses of wine or whatever a week is grand. no more than 1 in 1 sitting.

end of the road

wildlifeboy wrote: »

it is ok to drink while pregnant. in moderation. i think a few glasses of wine or whatever a week is grand. no more than 1 in 1 sitting.

yeah but lets face it, the person who wrote that status wasn't drinking "a couple of glasses of wine" more like shots vodka and whatever else she could drink.

Drakares

SRFC wrote: »

''Have the worste tooth ache ever :''''( literally killing me i just dnt have €70 for a fillin''

I don't know what's worse, the priorities or the use of the word 'literally'.

Apanachi

Had 2 rewrite dat last status twice cz my ****ty spelling technique...fukkin hate it wen u tink ure ona roll just 2 c u made ureself luk like an illitirate twat altogether...

...and that post doesn't make you look like an illiterate twat???

SRFC

''James Arthur was actually amazing last night. Id actually suck his cock until my face turns blue''


Classy :rolleyes:

wnolan1992

Shared over 1000 times... seriously?

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/72373_540002982696473_686758053_n.jpg

Max Power

"any1 want a facebook marriage"

Fuck off!!

ronan45

"Life iz sew gud rite now dingz cant get any bata woop, luvin it big time roll on da w/e!"

BUBBLE WRAP

ronan45 wrote: »

"Life iz sew gud rite now dingz cant get any bata woop, luvin it big time roll on da w/e!"

I hope to god that's an uneducated thirteen year old.

Queen-Mise

Just after coming across this gem on FB -

Eminen concert shud b sum blast it waz da last time 2004 fukin of da chain so shud b sum fukin nite goin ta get da crip walk on an bounce bounce hellllllllllll fukin yeaaaa

This person is in the middle thirties and is reasonably educated :eek:

BUBBLE WRAP

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Just after coming across this gem on FB -



This person is in the middle thirties and is reasonably educated :eek:

Well it pisses me off, that they can't even SPELL Eminem, But yet they are going to see him preform. FFS! :mad:

Max Power

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Well it pisses me off, that they can't even SPELL Eminem, But yet they are going to see him preform. FFS! :mad:

:pac:

PizzamanIRL

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Just after coming across this gem on FB -



This person is in the middle thirties and is reasonably educated :eek:

We have mutual friends. I saw that too and first thing I thought was 'You don't ****ing live in Compton'

SRFC

Had a giggle at this


''Ha ha ha ha ha ha I actually can't breathe ha to leave the post office on the deck laughin, some Chinese woman sending four packet of chewits home wtf is wrong with people''

BUBBLE WRAP

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

:pac:

EuskalHerria

Saw this and had to post it up. Imagine placing these two incidents on the same level for seriousness. The future is bleak.


"Nutin to wear, house was on fire, wat more can possibly happen!"

EuskalHerria

Saw this and had to post it up. Imagine placing these two incidents on the same level for seriousness. The future is bleak.


"Nutin to wear, house was on fire, wat more can possibly happen!"

SRFC

Found this one funny


''oh me nerves me and janice nearly had a heart attack sittin here talkin about about the world endin and all the electricity goes wer sittin in black panickin and me brothers run in laughin they tripped the switches''

Thwip!

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2eb625v.jpg

which leads me to

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5894dVMYy1qit8f5o1_500.gif

ordinary_girl

"Chris brown you can punch me around any day you ****ing babe! what a beautiful man!"

brb just losing faith in humanity.

Queen-Mise

ordinary_girl wrote: »

"Chris brown you can punch me around any day you ****ing babe! what a beautiful man!"

brb just losing faith in humanity.

Well that has just set back women ten thousand years....


I suppose it doesn't matter if the world is ending today.

Max Power

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Well that has just set back women ten thousand years....


I suppose it doesn't matter if the world is ending today.

Did they say what time?

wnolan1992

ordinary_girl wrote: »

"Chris brown you can punch me around any day you ****ing babe! what a beautiful man!"

brb just losing faith in humanity.

Unfortunately, this attitude doesn't even remotely surprise me.

When that story first broke, we had a massive debate about it in school one day, and half the girls said basically the same as that status.

Boggles the mind tbh.

ordinary_girl

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Unfortunately, this attitude doesn't even remotely surprise me.

When that story first broke, we had a massive debate about it in school one day, and half the girls said basically the same as that status.

Boggles the mind tbh.

I'm going to desperately hope that the girls who said that were only saying it because of peer pressure.

NegativeCreep

Jaysus I dunno what school you went to but the majority of the girls in my class got completely turned off him after that incident!

hefferboi

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/598539_462915230432808_128482699_n.jpg

RossFixxxed

The kids in Sandy Hook shooting got the best Xmas present ever: they are with god now.

If the teachers were armed in schools in the US things would be way better.

There is no harm in anyone owning an assault rifle...


All from the same person. My reply was not nice and they are well deleted. The leves of stupid sometimes stagger me.

wnolan1992

RossFixxxed wrote: »

The kids in Sandy Hook shooting got the best Xmas present ever: they are with god now.

If the teachers were armed in schools in the US things would be way better.

There is no harm in anyone owning an assault rifle...


All from the same person. My reply was not nice and they are well deleted. The leves of stupid sometimes stagger me.

Please tell me they were trolling...

Please?