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coolhull

Valentina wrote: »

A girl I went to school with has changed her middle name on Facebook to GodsGrace and is always starting posts with "SHARE THE GOOD NEWS!"

The only good news I would want to hear from a person like that is "I'm giving up this Facebook lark and joining a convent".

MrStuffins

I don't understand why the people that print all the money don't just print loads more money an give it to people

Ugh!

BUBBLE WRAP

MrStuffins wrote: »

Ugh!

If that gets any more comments please post them here! :pac:

MrStuffins

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

If that gets any more comments please post them here! :pac:

Omg! I said that the other day!!!

Followed by a few people explaining to her what exactly is wrong with her sentiment, thank God!

BUBBLE WRAP

MrStuffins wrote: »

Followed by a few people explaining to her what exactly is wrong with her sentiment, thank God!

Ah right..

Omg! I said that the other day!!!

OH MY GOD!!! :pac::pac::pac:

CillianL

A chap I know who's a gob****e for statuses wrote one late afternoon

'Can't get out of bed sooo comfy'

No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

BUBBLE WRAP

CillianL wrote: »

A chap I know who's a gob****e for statuses wrote one late afternoon

'Can't get out of bed sooo comfy'

No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

FFS! That pisses me off..

gnfnrhead

CillianL wrote: »

A chap I know who's a gob****e for statuses wrote one late afternoon

'Can't get out of bed sooo comfy'

No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

He could work nights?

AnonoBoy

CillianL wrote: »

No wonder the Asians are taking over the world!

Joke's on you, that guy's friend is Asian! :pac:

TextureLikeSun

Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain

worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa

twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it

Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal

haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there

plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day


i weep for the world....

Ficheall

MrStuffins wrote: »

I don't understand why the people that print all the money don't just print loads more money an give it to people

Ugh!

Same question was asked by a lass in one of our International Monetary Economics (4th year Financial Maths and Economics degree in NUIG) lectures. Same lass is now travelling around giving seminars on investment etc.
Ireland's "knowledge economy" ftw!

Boombastic

Seemingly it's 'Bump's first Valentines day'

Lisha

Boombastic wrote: »

Seemingly it's 'Bump's first Valentines day'

It's the poor innocent bump I feel sorry for

Tetra

What kind of bread would you use on a Tesco Burger.......

Thoroughbred

Gallant_JJ

I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!



On my timeline today,strange!

wnolan1992

Gallant_JJ wrote: »

I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!



On my timeline today,strange!

I hope you commented:

"U k bbz? xxx

U fkin bitch!"

pc7

TextureLikeSun wrote: »

Ummmm cup a tae and tayto sambos with me bubz before we go out in that yocky rain

worse thing about me new bed is its high off the floor ha im mad paro every ny I have to look underneath t make sure theres no 1 under it ****in weirdo or what haaaaaa

twa so sadd I was bowling the hole way tru it

Up outa dat scrub dem windas n d shandaleers n d crystal

haa that magaluf programme is sometin ealse.. I work my pussy to survive my life :O mount a prostitutes over there

plonkin meself on the coach and watchin folms for the day


i weep for the world....

Holy sweet baby Jebus that was hard to read, how can they think its easier to write this way than to write correctly? I'm baffled. :eek:

Tetra

“Lance Armstrong should be applauded for riding a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once, hit a dog and fell into a canal” C : ) xx

Thwip!

Gallant_JJ wrote: »

I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!



On my timeline today,strange!

The smart thing to do would've been to comment insulting her so that she would reply to the extent of calling you "a f'in b#st#rd"....




Then you delete your comment and screencap

Jarrod

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

wnolan1992

Jarrod wrote: »

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

Um...

*scratches head*

eh.....

What?!!!? :eek:

The King of Moo

Jarrod wrote: »

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

I think that's a great little slice of Joycean stream-of-consciousness writing.
A close reading reveals the author's use of dreamlike, associational logic: "Look at that politician with that goose - a goose is like a duck - hmm, I like duck, maybe I'll get a Chinese - I'd prefer chicken though - like Nando's - where can I get Nando's sauce?"

Beautiful.

Jarrod

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Um...

*scratches head*

eh.....

What?!!!? :eek:

I copied and pasted that and was then going to tear the moron who wrote it to pieces but I didn't know where to start. It's not so much a statement/question as it is just a series of words with no obvious reason as to there order.

Paddy Cow

Jarrod wrote: »

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

Something to do with this post

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82750300&postcount=3969

Was Enda trying to rape a duck? :eek:

Jarrod

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Something to do with this post

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82750300&postcount=3969

Was Enda trying to rape a duck? :eek:

I'd like to say 'Oh, that makes sense.'

Daroxtar

The wifes filipino friend posted half a dozen pictures of his dead mother in law in the coffin and in a moment of brilliance my missus said "I wonder is it tradition over there?"
I almost choked laughing.

EuskalHerria

A friend just liked this, under the banner of "hilarious pictures"


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=323926091046788&set=a.322193691220028.63490.322188244553906&type=1&theater

Thwip!

^^^^^^

Richard Hillman

Girl 1: Two months still doesnt feel real i miss you so much, you where the best <name> and i love you so much, rip and i will see you again some day

Girl 2: one month silly billy

Girl 1: Didnt even notice that

:rolleyes:

Grayson

Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

Thwip!

Grayson wrote: »

Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

Birds of Pray? Oh ffs

Sinfonia

Grayson wrote: »

Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

From that same page, subtitled "Offerings of three highly caffeinated and very opinionated Christian conservative moms.",
I noticed this.

The comments are unbelievable.
I honestly have more respect for knowing misappropriation than for oblivious misinterpretation.

yerwanthere123

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"


There are no words.

January

Dear god... my eyes hurt...

end of the road

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"


There are no words.

if all that was wrote using english instead of being an illiterate rant it could be the words to a beautiful song or rap. <gets coat>

Seans_Username

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell

I just gave up here tbh. Couldn't be arse decoding one of these tonight

jd007

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"


There are no words.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Paddy Cow

end of the road wrote: »

if all that was wrote using english instead of being an illiterate rant it could be the words to a beautiful song or rap. <gets coat>

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

yerwanthere123

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

Fair play for actually translating all that

end of the road

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

agree, my post was a very bad attempt at sarcasm, hense the <gets coat> . anyway it didn't work out, oh well, at least i tried

Paddy Cow

end of the road wrote: »

agree, my post was a very bad attempt at sarcasm, hense the <gets coat> . anyway it didn't work out, oh well, at least i tried

Oh I got the sarcasm. I was also bored so took the challenge :pac:

Paddy Cow

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Fair play for actually translating all that

Anyone here know anything about music production? I bet we could make it go viral ala Rebecca Black's Friday

coolhull

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

Rihanna would give her right arm for lyrics like that. Maybe she could sing it to the tune of, lemme see, ''I'll Walk You Home Again, Kathleen''

mud

Grayson wrote: »

And this one. I have no idea what 19splash is

Ah it was a good year :pac:

Fluorescence

coolhull wrote: »

Rihanna would give her right arm for lyrics like that. Maybe she could sing it to the tune of, lemme see, ''I'll Walk You Home Again, Kathleen''

This needs to happen.

MurdyWurdy

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

You're like that woman they hire on The Wire to translate the drug dealers talking on the wiretaps. I see a new career in your future- Cork special ops

languagenerd

And so begin the ten million statuses about snow... (Some of which just say "Snow!").

krudler

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"


There are no words.

There are in that..statement? they just look like they were typed by a blind chimp on a faulty typewriter.

krudler

Grayson wrote: »

Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

Birds of Pray? 'scuse me, I have some trolling to do..

wnolan1992

languagenerd wrote: »

And so begin the ten million statuses about snow... (Some of which just say "Snow!").

This one made me smile:

Snow is like Mallow Train Station... Its friggin cold, annoying and causes numerous transport delays for me :O:/:/ *shakes fist*