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Chavways

daisybelle2008 wrote: »

When he says his flmmly 'worked' to get him into Colage, I imagine his mother slept with the Dean of Mary I, while he sat on the front porch rocking back and forth with leg braces on.

Yo mama sure do care about your schoolin' son. Mmm mm.

Newaglish

whataboutme wrote: »

most irritating one i saw lately was a tool i used to go to school at 1 in d morning he posted to his status "there was i lying all cosy in my bed almost asleep when i get this urge to drop to the floor and do pushups. i did 20 wrecked now but feels good" i was like wtf? stay in bed dont b such a knob and if you afe going to be that kind of knob why post it on here!!

What part of this is the annoying Facebook update and what part is your post? I can't separate the two

coolhull

How could you resist?


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SusieBlue

Like if you wish this 5 year old girl didn't have cancer. Share if you hope she gets well soon. Ignore if you love cancer and hope she dies a slow, painful death.

Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

Mince Pie

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

Jesus wept, I think I must be lucky cos I never see this **** and if I did I think I would be loading a gun I don't legally own. :mad:

iDave

This pukefest greeted me this morning on my newsfeed from a couple

kunst nugget

iDave wrote: »

This pukefest greeted me this morning on my newsfeed from a couple

After I read that, my penis decided to commit suicide. No amount of riding is worth making a tool of yourself like that.

seamus

I love this guy, he's my oldest friend

"Jambo" is "St James's" btw. I wouldn't be surprised if some people here know who this is. He should be in surgery now having it sewn back on, I'll let you know how he goes...

kunst nugget

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

I ignored it but not before I had cackled maniacally while drowning some kittens.

Loughc

seamus wrote: »

I love this guy, he's my oldest friend

"Jambo" is "St James's" btw. I wouldn't be surprised if some people here know who this is. He should be in surgery now having it sewn back on, I'll let you know how he goes...

I'd thank this post but giving it a thumbs up seems inappropriate.

wnolan1992

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

I'm convinced that the original person who shares something like that is just on a mission to see how many gullible idiots they can lure in. Then with each passing "Like" and Share they get a little happier. :P

Paddy Cow

starlings wrote: »

I like "retarts" - dumb, slutty, and back-answering all in one. Bargain.

Just saw this in a comment: "from god no's were." :pac:

Intentional or spelling mistake?

starlings

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Intentional or spelling mistake?

both; that person neither knows nor cares about spelling.

Richard Hillman

coolhull wrote: »

A belt of a baseball bat, a broken bottle in the face, a dropkick to the jaw ...because a child threw a snowball

"makes me blod boil"...Awwwh,bless her.

Are these women doing time in San Quinten prison or something?
If not, then they should be.

To brighten up our faith in humanity, today we found out that Girl 1 is knocked up again. The poor kids dont have a chance

leggo

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

I was a fan of cancer's earlier stuff. Too commercial these days. I prefer lesser known diseases with an edge now, like chagas.

Boombastic

Richard Hillman wrote: »

To brighten up our faith in humanity, today we found out that Girl 1 is knocked up again. The poor kids dont have a chance

Next will be the count down to the birth and then 1 week with my baba, 1 week 1 day with my baba, love you crap, that's were I'm at now. I wonder will it continue until the child is 18? Watch this space

Bipolar Joe

If anyone is ever stupid enough to marry me and have my children, and they start doing that shit, I promise to punch her in the face.

Loughc

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

If anyone is ever stupid enough to marry me and have my children, and they start doing that shit, I promise to punch her in the face.

Wow that statement makes you sound Bipolar. Oh wait nevermind....

jojobeans

starlings wrote: »

both; that person neither knows nor cares about spelling.

Whats with people spelling the words "and all" as "anal" drives me mad! Example "we went shopping and had lunch anal" aarrgghh!

coolhull

jojobeans wrote: »

Whats with people spelling the words "and all" as "anal" drives me mad! Example "we went shopping and had lunch anal" aarrgghh!

Well I guess some people have a different way of eating. Maybe the doctor told her Nil by Mouth.

Apanachi

coolhull wrote: »

Well I guess some people have a different way of eating. Maybe the doctor told her Nil by Mouth.

Maybe they're doing that alcohol tampon thingy... :eek:

jojobeans

coolhull wrote: »

Well I guess some people have a different way of eating. Maybe the doctor told her Nil by Mouth.

lol:))

MonkstownHoop

1 'CAUSE WE R CELTIC SUPPOTERS'

2 'Faitfull true and true'

1 'DEANO MA CUZ UP THE RA'

coolhull

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

1 'CAUSE WE R CELTIC SUPPOTERS'

2 'Faitfull true and true'

1 'DEANO MA CUZ UP THE RA'

I hope they'll grow up and get sense in the next few years
Sadly, I doubt it....

starlings

I haven't the heart to comment that Mental Health Awareness Week is actually in October.

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Paz-CCFC

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

1 'CAUSE WE R CELTIC SUPPOTERS'

2 'Faitfull true and true'

1 'DEANO MA CUZ UP THE RA'

I bet they'll be Rovers through and through when Linfield travel to Tallaght.

coolhull

I feel a lot better now..

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lol '' Thanks hun''

Jarrod

My gf is from the States and one of her friends recently 'checked in' thus: 'Visiting Mary X, can't believe it's been so long - at Davidson County Sheriff's Office'

She checked her mate in, in prison. I sh1t you not.

Tetra

"Finding real friends isn't easy. I see so much fake in those I put faith into.. it sucks for you, that u will never get to know how amazing a friend you had. Enjoy your fake existence and the life you live"....:rolleyes:

Butterfly25

A friend on facebook posted LAST WEEK

"Lost 3 pounds this week on the new diet, woohoo go me!!!"

NOBODY has commented or liked the status lol :P

mathproblem

Butterfly25 wrote: »

A friend on facebook posted LAST WEEK

"Lost 3 pounds this week on the new diet, woohoo go me!!!"

NOBODY has commented or liked the status lol :P

that's sad, would you not be the first?? She must've rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way over the years that no one of her so called 'friends' would be generous enough to give her a simple pat on the back. Either that or she's a serial dieter & everyone's sick of it.

Butterfly25

mathproblem wrote: »

that's sad, would you not be the first?? She must've rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way over the years that no one of her so called 'friends' would be generous enough to give her a simple pat on the back. Either that or she's a serial dieter & everyone's sick of it.

Its a weekly occurence, she also likes share that she spent too much money on make-up this week, she got a new car last month and the vet bills for the dog are huge....THIS GIRL DOESN'T WORK. I think people are just pissed off with her at this stage.

I just think the diet statuses are funny

mathproblem

Butterfly25 wrote: »

Its a weekly occurence, she also likes share that she spent too much money on make-up this week, she got a new car last month and the vet bills for the dog are huge....THIS GIRL DOESN'T WORK. I think people are just pissed off with her at this stage.

I just think the diet statuses are funny

Fair enough, if she's earned herself that rep she dug her own grave.

I just see whenever a girl throws up a new profile pic there's like 64 likes & comments from all her friends - you wonder if half of them aren't having a bitch about it in real life. Of course any lad that comments has to be either gay or a creeper stalker.. or the OH doing his duty of course.

Seans_Username

My room mate went to the gym and left his facebook open for 2 hours so I thought I'd have a bit of fun with it. I didn't like everything and add loads of people cos it's boring. So I looked for people with the same name as him and messaged them with some rather provocative words (attached below)

It was blatantly obvious that it was a frape but I got a message off my room mate 2 days later saying

just got this message "ur obviously a complete tic,my name is [SAME NAME AS ROOM MATE] and i live in dundrum dublin,my phone number is 08******** ,meet me anytime for a straightener u fkin fat dope"

i blame you!

wnolan1992

Seans_Username wrote: »

My room mate went to the gym and left his facebook open for 2 hours so I thought I'd have a bit of fun with it. I didn't like everything and add loads of people cos it's boring. So I looked for people with the same name as him and messaged them with some rather provocative words (attached below)

It was blatantly obvious that it was a frape but I got a message off my room mate 2 days later saying

BAHAHAHA!

Just when I thought frapes were a dead art. :')

Bravo sir. Bravo!

leggo

I still see the occasional stand-out frape. One great one I saw recently was a vicious rant about people on social welfare. Well, he claims it was a frape. But it was so poorly advised and cost him so many friends that I have to give him the benefit of the doubt. Clever, if a bit evil.

orestes

Got fraped to hell a while ago. Rather than just doing the add people thing, a couple of mates changed my entire profile to loads of stereotypically gay stuff (interests and ambitions included entering Mr Gay Ireland, pride parades, etc, tv shows and music tastes edited to Queer eye, Will & Grace, Elton John, Barbara Streisand, liking well known gay bars, yada yada yada) and then added everyone they could find on the people you may know thing, so a few hundred people I kind of know or went to school with and stuff got friend requests and after accepting were presented with conclusive evidence that I had come out since we had last spoken.

On the one hand it's nice to know so many people I have met over the years are cool and open-minded people who would be cool about it if I ever turn out to be gay, on the other hand it would be nice to think that at least someone would be bloody surprised about it.

wnolan1992

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Seems legit. :rolleyes:

Love2love

A girl I know from primary school just changed her profile pic to a picture of her 8 year old son sticking his middle finger up. Nice to see she's matured since then :rolleyes:

milltown

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Seems legit. :rolleyes:

Yeah, there's an actual friend of mine (we started school together 36 years ago) who reposts so much crap like that, that I've pretty much run out of replies. I've resorted to just replying with the relevant Snopes link. Strange thing is, he never mentions any of it when we meet up.

Paddy Cow

orestes wrote: »

Got fraped to hell a while ago. Rather than just doing the add people thing, a couple of mates changed my entire profile to loads of stereotypically gay stuff (interests and ambitions included entering Mr Gay Ireland, pride parades, etc, tv shows and music tastes edited to Queer eye, Will & Grace, Elton John, Barbara Streisand, liking well known gay bars, yada yada yada) and then added everyone they could find on the people you may know thing, so a few hundred people I kind of know or went to school with and stuff got friend requests and after accepting were presented with conclusive evidence that I had come out since we had last spoken.

On the one hand it's nice to know so many people I have met over the years are cool and open-minded people who would be cool about it if I ever turn out to be gay, on the other hand it would be nice to think that at least someone would be bloody surprised about it.

Is your name Chandler?

upandcumming

This day 32 years ago Bobby Sands started his Hunger Strike , Rest In Peace Bobby ♥

7 likes.

Fuck me.

Richard Hillman

upandcumming wrote: »

This day 32 years ago Bobby Sands started his Hunger Strike , Rest In Peace Bobby ♥

7 likes.

Fuck me.

Chucky our law innit

damagegt

I fraped my sisters account and arranged my fathers funeral.Think of the worst and funnest out comes of it because they all happened.

Paddy Cow

damagegt wrote: »

I fraped my sisters account and arranged my fathers funeral. Think of the worst and funnest out comes of it because they all happened.

Worst outcome - it's some sort of sick joke.

Funniest outcome - What the fcuk is wrong with you?. I don't share you're sense of humour and maybe this has gone over my head somewhat because it's late but why the fcuk would you do that? SERIOUSLY. Unless I have missed something, this means you pretended your father died???? How the hell can that have any funny consequences?

Paddy Cow

damagegt wrote: »

I fraped my sisters account and arranged my fathers funeral.Think of the worst and funnest out comes of it because they all happened.

Is this for real? After posting my last reply I looked at your join date expecting to see something in the last few days. I honestly thought this must've been posted by a troll account. I don't want to believe that you would arrange your father's funeral through your sister's facebook. That's just too fcuked up. What the hell is wrong with you?????

damagegt

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Is this for real? After posting my last reply I looked at your join date expecting to see something in the last few days. I honestly thought this must've been posted by a troll account. I don't want to believe that you would arrange your father's funeral through your sister's facebook. That's just too fcuked up. What the hell is wrong with you?????

ah dont be an ole stick in the mud.

Paddy Cow

damagegt wrote: »

I fraped my sisters account and arranged my fathers funeral.Think of the worst and funnest out comes of it because they all happened.

I tried to see the funny side but I can't. I took a break from the computer before I wrote something that got me banned but I still can't hold back. You Sir, are a Cúnt.

banned

damagegt

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I tried to see the funny side but I can't. I took a break from the computer before I wrote something that got me banned but I still can't hold back. You Sir, are a Cúnt.

well thats not very nice now is it ?

Paddy Cow

damagegt wrote: »

well thats not very nice now is it ?

It wasn't meant to be :rolleyes: