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LostBoy101

lolli wrote: »

Anyone else getting loads of pictures of sunburnt people who think they are seriously cool?

Oh yes.. they are getting very annoying right now.

Richard Hillman

"Well I was in sitches tears enal, playing chase the ace and I was cheating and still lost haven't laughed that much in ages couldn't breathe."



Sitches tears enal?????

Ihatecuddles-old

Richard Hillman wrote: »

"Well I was in sitches tears enal, playing chase the ace and I was cheating and still lost haven't laughed that much in ages couldn't breathe."



Sitches tears enal?????

In stitches, tears and all!

Pwee2029

"like for an anonymous comment in chat!xx"

how is it even anonymous

Aspiring

lolli wrote: »

Anyone else getting loads of pictures of sunburnt people who think they are seriously cool?

"Cahnt waiiih fr skin cansur lyk YOLOOO"

leggo

MagnusDamm wrote: »

A colleague of mine took a picture of our boss emptying himself at work. He stood on the back of the toilet and took a picture of him in the cubicle.

He put it on facebook and the whole office has seen it except the boss!

I love colleagues who show off how much they hate the boss by being rebellious and getting sacked for everyone's amusement. They really stick it to the man.

The J Stands for Jay

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

In stitches, tears and anal!

FYP

DipStick McSwindler

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garv123

A person Im friends with just had his girlfriend break up with him and he posted Leona Lewis´ "Bleeding Love" video on his page..

I cried a little for him.

DipStick McSwindler

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qo2cj1dsne8y4k

From my lesbian friend with the ex husband.
(All posted yesterday)

"I know I have issues but it doesn't mean you have to give up on me"

"At mass and can't even deal with being here. I'm a lost cause. I hope things aren't broken beyond repair. If they are that's the story of my life"

"Don't be so quick to judge, you only see what I chose to show you"

"Ever feel like nobody really cares?"

"If people want to be in your life they will - feeling alone "

"I hold a lot in, when I'm upset I don't like to tell anyone especially the one that made me upset. No matter how many times I'm asked, the answer will always be I'm fine even when I'm not"

"I'm so lost, I'm wandering through a town full of people but can't see them. I'm alone. I can't see how to get out so I guess I'll just stay in the silence"

"The walls are caving in and I'm trapped"

mackeire

I dont realy care wot people say i dont realy care wot hey want do

That was from a bloke that I used to hang around with.

kunst nugget

LexieOnRale wrote: »

"I hold a lot in…"

She could've fooled me.

DipStick McSwindler

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kunst nugget wrote: »

She could've fooled me.

She's a bit of a celeb with my friends at the minute, was in the pub passing my phone around with her page open. Lots of them thought she was a "hope you're ok Hun xxxx" kind of page but nope, she's real. Stay tuned for a real life breakdown live on facebook

Mr X15

"If you remember this (pic of nickelodeon show) your childhood was awesome"

Fcuk off!!

Ihatecuddles-old

Mr X15 wrote: »

"If you remember this (pic of nickelodeon show) your childhood was awesome"

Fcuk off!!

What was the show?? I need to know if my childhood was awesome!

yerwanthere123

"Hair done- CHECK
Make up- CHECK
Camp as Xmas- Always

Looking forward to tonight now with (name) & (name)"

Honestly, who gives a ****?

Tetra

"I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply "inbox me". I'm sorry, was this private?"

Also "This is facebook.com not deardiary.com.
Share useful info or slag the balls outta someone but dont gimme ur life commentary FFS"

Also "Never thought I would see the day when I was going to Ireland for holidays lol!!!"

PizzamanIRL

think its alri ta have my daughters name in ur mouth [name] dis is gonne be de biggest regret of ur life, ur ma's car, every window in ur house gna be hopped outa it smashed ta bits and u and ur familys face baby or no baby in de house wha u said bout my daughter is SICK

This eejit has something up every week giving out empty threats. Next week she'll be back in love with the person she's threatening here.

SV

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

This eejit has something up every week giving out empty threats. Next week she'll be back in love with the person she's threatening here.

I love how she's pretty much given the Gardaí solid proof on how to look for if anything like this happened to the house.

Jaysus, if I seen someone put a status up like that about me I'd probably break my own window for the craic and report her to the Gardaí for it.

choppy1988

If this page was already put up then apologies.

If not, then thank me later..

http://www.facebook.com/hopeurokhun?fref=ts

Voodoomelon

This thread revolves around that page.

HeidiHeidi

choppy1988 wrote: »

If this page was already put up then apologies.

If not, then thank me later..

http://www.facebook.com/hopeurokhun?fref=ts

Does that come with a translation?

My head hurts after trying to read the first few posts!

SV

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Does that come with a translation?

My head hurts after trying to read the first few posts!

Choo choo! anudr 1 4 d tik trayn!


Just messing

NegativeCreep

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Does that come with a translation?

My head hurts after trying to read the first few posts!

nock nock.
whos der?
d karma kameeleein kunt!

juicyduckie

timewilltell wrote: »

A friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend about 6 months ago. I'm friends with her on FB, as are a lot of his friends.


She started going out with this new guy about a month ago despite the fact he lives in a different country. (This was all through Facebbok declaring her love for him)
A couple of weeks ago she posted that she was going on holiday... and then...

BAM.
Wedding photos.

She's 20 Id say.

This sounds familiar - wedding in South Africa by any chance?

Nelson Mandela

"I can't sleep tinkin wot happint me son 2day, he was drowndin in a river nd only for

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my child wouldn b here I never b able 2 tank u enough for tat xxx"

Thank god the child was okay and fair play to the guy for saving him. But this proved to me that these people that write like this aren't actually doing it to be cool, they actually do write and spell this way. Actually for a second when I saw the post I thought it was 'Hope ur ok hun'

Festy

The amount of people uploading pictures of themselves sunburnt is ridiculous.Do they actually think they look well or something ?

XxMCRxBabyxX

Festy wrote: »

The amount of people uploading pictures of themselves sunburnt is ridiculous.Do they actually think they look well or something ?

What they're trying to say is "Ohmigosh, the sun was out and I saw it!!!" Because they appear to think that they're the only ones...

Who needs weather forecasts, or even a window, when you have facebook?!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I think I'm probably the only one on my Facebook who didn't get a hint of colour. I'm a lovely shade of blue/white, thanks to factor 50.

That makes me a loser!

LizT

Festy wrote: »

The amount of people uploading pictures of themselves sunburnt is ridiculous.Do they actually think they look well or something ?

They're waiting for the
"OMG hun dat's terrible! Cnt believe de weatha wz so gud tho!!"
"Haha farmer's tan!"
"ouch, hope ur ok hun"

comments.

Festy

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I think I'm probably the only one on my Facebook who didn't get a hint of colour. I'm a lovely shade of blue/white, thanks to factor 50.

That makes me a loser!

Blame trash TV shows like Geordie shore and Tallafornia for that.Warping our youth :mad:

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LizT wrote: »

They're waiting for the
"OMG hun dat's terrible! Cnt believe de weatha wz so gud tho!!"
"Haha farmer's tan!"
"ouch, hope ur ok hun"

comments.

Or

"Ye got a great culer babe"

Thwip!

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I think I'm probably the only one on my Facebook who didn't get a hint of colour. I'm a lovely shade of blue/white, thanks to factor 50.

That makes me a loser!

I was inside building a diorama. Whiter than coleslaw at this stage :P

DipStick McSwindler

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kunst nugget

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Basically what ive learned from this thread is..........Never post a status!!

Sumthng wrng? Hpe ur ok, hun.

Kotek Besar

kunst nugget wrote: »

Sumthng wrng? Hpe ur ok, hun.

Cant say on here, PM me x

DipStick McSwindler

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Festy

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Nevermind bbz, Ill just Instagram a pic of me drowning myself in Ben and Jerrys, compalin Im fat, join a gym and when I get there all ill do wid me griloz is stand round by 1 de machines and talk about how much id love te lose weight. Then ill post a facebook status like this http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35775165.jpg

YOUR ALL CÙNTS I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!

u luk grt hun xxx

coolhull

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Nevermind bbz, Ill just Instagram a pic of me drowning myself in Ben and Jerrys, compalin Im fat, join a gym and when I get there all ill do wid me griloz is stand round by 1 de machines and talk about how much id love te lose weight. Then ill post a facebook status like this http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35775165.jpg

YOUR ALL CÙNTS I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!

yer lookin reel cool dere hun. nevah mind the h8rz. dey ony jelus ov yer fine sxy booty.
u go gurl!

Bipolar Joe

Please stop trying to imitate the hope ur ok hun page here. Just referencing a funny thing does not make you funny.

coolhull

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Please stop trying to imitate the hope ur ok hun page here. Just referencing a funny thing does not make you funny.

Sorreeeeee, sir ... But where did you see that rule?. I can't find it anywhere

Bipolar Joe

coolhull wrote: »

Sorreeeeee, sir ... But where did you see that rule?. I can't find it anywhere

I never said it was a rule.

PizzamanIRL

In Bed Anal With Ky Dvd & Plenty Of Snuggles...!!

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

jd007

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

Reminds me of this joke...

A man was working late at the Carphone Warehouse one night when he received this text from his daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As he eagerly rushed home, he couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

ronjo

coolhull wrote: »

Sorreeeeee, sir ... But where did you see that rule?. I can't find it anywhere

He has a point though. Its repeated on almost every page followed by some "hilarious" replies.

Pherekydes

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

Are you sure she's not having anal with KY jelly?

Cookie_Monster

jd007 wrote: »

Reminds me of this joke...

A man was working late at the Carphone Warehouse one night when he received this text from his daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As he eagerly rushed home, he couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

Means he was a sick ****, eager for anal sex with his daughter?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Means he was a sick ****, eager for anal sex with his daughter?

wincest