The N64 'Back to Basics' Tournament.

FewFew

I read Wesker and went "Wesker will beat the Carnotaurus. Bam." ... his speed will make him too hard to catch, his endurance will allow him to survive any accidental hits. He can rip the dinos apart tendon by tendon if needs be. He'll take them on, they just can't catch him or hurt him properly.

Then I read Guvyer (you need to click on the Manga link to get a list of powers etc.) and well, Guyver top trumps the lot. One of his weapons is considered the most powerful particle beam weapon in existence on Earth, it's a mountain destroyer, it'll take Wesker and the dinos out.


Guyver for the win.

Revolution9

Guyver dispatches Wesker with ease but dear old Albert uses his last seconds to inject the Carnotaurus with Umbrella's latest biological weapon, resulting in Guyver being ripped to shreds by ultra awesome zombie dinosaurs.

Solitaire

MEGA FLASHER!!!!!

What the- FFS!! P*** off Wendolo! You ripped that move off Sho, you puppy-kicking genocidal Justin Bieber-impersonating twat!! And quit that creepy smile while you're at it!

*ahem*

MEGA SMASHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

There is now a gaping hole in a nearby mountain. Unfortunately for Wesker and co, they were inbetween the Guyver and the shiny hole. I say "were" because they sure aren't there any more! :pac:

Guyver for the Instant Win!

Galvasean

2 for Guyver
2 for the Dinos
and none for dirty Wesker

grames_bond

Weskers pure strength, speed and cunning, coupled with the plannin and organising skills are just too much for all comers - withthe uroburo virus under control after the other 2 have battered each other (with weaker slinking in the darkness) he comes out and takes apart his adversaries!

Wesker

Orim

The dinos don't stand a chance here.

At first I really wanted to give this to Wesker but reading up on Guyver, it's hard to justify.

If Wesker had the away advantage I could see him prepping to get the win but in a straight fight with no preperation for this enemy I can't see him getting the victory. Those lasers will tear him up.

Guyver wins.

Galvasean

That puts it at:
Guyver 3
Dinos 2
Wesker 1

Galvasean

Ash J. Williams


Versus

Father Solomon
and his retinue


@ S-Mart Hardware Store


"Ash J. Williams is trying very hard to live a normal life and mind his own business working at the hardware store. Unfortunately when loons keep dropping in expectantly looking for trouble. An exquisitely dressed man known as Father Solomon (along with his heavily armed with a menagerie of medieval style weaponry half dozen guards) is the latest. He insists that Ash is guilty of blasphemy and must be killed!"

cyberwolf77

Ash introduces the primitivistic screwheads to his chainsaw followed closely by the boomstick.

ASH WINS!!!

Solitaire

Ash sighs, as he can see his job once more being imperilled by the latest goon squad to accost him. Its just a shame that they seem so adamant about trying to cut into into little pieces. And just as he was closing up too.

Realising that they're dangerous up close due to sheer numbers and not really loving the prospect of blasting and cutting up living people at close quarters, Ash backs off. Remembering from his previous timeslips that his shotgun is largely ineffective against heavily armoured opponents at range, he simply stays away and lures his opponents toward the solvents section, taking a large bottle of old industrial cleaner with him. He takes the tops off a few strategically-placed tanks and bottles, dousing the area with highly flammable solvent as he heads for the centre of the aisle. Letting the knights box him in he waits for them to close in from each side before throwing himself under the lowest shelf and through his carefully prepared escape-hole. The knights barely have time to realise that the cardboard boxes on the ground were hiding a missing section of shelf cabinet before they hear a click from the aisle beyond and a carpet of flame spills out from the gap and across the shelves opposite.

Ash sighed. They said he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, but he was good with engineering problems. People problems, less so. He'd carefully arranged the shelves for this kind of eventuality, so the fire would burn up and out instead of spreading into the rest of the store, but even though he'd busted the front doors and tripped the burglar alarm a few minutes later he knew that somehow his boss would somehow put the blame for the break-in and fire on him...

The local police were less inclined to however, as they were shocked at the tragic waste of life at how several men returning from a nearby medieval re-enactment had in an apparent drunken dare (it was hard to tell how drunk, given all the half-burnt ethanol all over the place) broken into the local hardware superstore shortly after it closed for the night and managed to barbecue themselves messing around with a Zippo in the solvents section.

Ash FTW

Kess73

Like there is any doubt over who wins this bout.:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr4PcOQYFAw

The Boomstick boy for the win.

Galvasean

Ash strolls to a confident 3-0 lead

Doctor DooM

Ash all the way.


Boomsticks all round.

Galvasean

Ash wins 4-0
The next battle will be posted shortly...

Galvasean

Darkman


Versus

Angel


Versus

Nemesis-T02


@ Los Angeles


The vampire detective Angel has been tracking down a murderous psychopath known simply as 'Darkman'. Just as he confronts him, both are stopped in their tracks by a menacing sound, "STARS...................!"

Kess73

Hmmmmmm


Nemesis > Angel > Darkman is how I see this one.


Although Nemesis' preference to use his left arm could be used to avoid being grabbed/hit, and to buy some time.


Darkman is in trouble regardless of who he goes up against, and his best strategy would be to let the other two go at it and hope that the winner is worn down enough for him to try and beat.


I just cannot see past Nemesis though. Between his three main forms he has the other two beat on strength, endurance, stamina, and sheer ability to kill. The only way to really take him down is from range and you need massive firepower to do so, so conventional firearms are no good and trying to take him on with a sword or similar is suicide. Through in the fact that the sod can infect you with the T-virus and he is deadly against low and lowish level supers like Darkman and Angel.


Nemesis for some kind of messy win that involves the body parts of the other two left all over the place.:D

But I am defo looking forward to reading what Sol types up on this clash as it has three characters that should inspire a long and detailed smackdown.

FewFew

I was ready to side with Angel on this one, after all he's killed big bruisers before... but eh, no.

Darkman is a joke in this fight. Either of the other two could kill him with a move. He can't feel pain, but he can certainly die like a human.

Angel might have experience of killing this sort of bad guy in terms of strength, speed etc., but Nemesis is damn hard to kill. Angel can't reeeeally hurt him and will only provoke new mutations.

Poor aul Angel is an even more dead man.

Nemesis ftw.

cyberwolf77

While Angel is distracted battling Nemesis Darkman takes the opportunity to leave the scene. Exhausting his usual combat tactics Angel attempts a biting attack to drain his opponent and level the playing field. Unfortunately this only accelerates his infection with the T-virus which reacts with his vampire physiology. Angel finds himself slowly coming to resemble his opponent. While they battle to a standstill they suddenly hear a large vehicle approaching at high speed. Turning they see Darkman has returned driving a stolen city bus. The impact is sufficient to send Nemesis flying into a power transformer electrocuting him and rendering him temporarily inert. Darkman manages to extricate himself from the wreckage of the vehicle to find Angemis getting to his feet across the street. Darkman chooses to take the path of discretion over valor and attempts to flee the scene. However, as a mere enhanced human he is quickly overtaken and killed.

Angel wins and goes on to stalk the night as Angemis.

Galvasean

2 to Nemesis.
1 to Angel
0 for Darkman

Solitaire

Darkman realises he's in trouble. He's made too many enemies, and Umbrella want to pay him back for the damage he's caused to their operations and his annoying habit of killing their top execs to ruin their share prices. They've sent someone - something - to shut him up and shut him down.

A shame they forgot that they're hunting a man who has a different face for every day of the week.

The tall, shambling figure in the overcoat lurches down the alley next to the construction site, one of many left to rot by the recession. He was the thing Darkman saw following him. At least, following Darkman. The anonymous face peering down from the girders is a different one, and the hunter has unsuspectingly become the hunted. He can't help but giggle maniacally as one sound superstrength-amped kick brings a massive stack of loose half-ton steel girders crashing down on top of the dark figure, the crash of their impact massive enough to shake the ground below several neighbouring city-blocks.

Back down on ground level to check the kill, Darkman is about to go digging through the I-beams when he is more than a little surprised to hear a voice just behind his right shoulder... "Did you really have to make such a mess just to try and knock off my shadow?"
"But- the hell?!?"
"Yup. The old turn-your-shadow-into-a-phantom-duplicate spell. Comes in handy at times. Just like the soul tracer spell I used to keep track of you while you kept playing with that ol' Play-Doh face of yours"
"THE F***??!?!?!?!" roared Darkman, hurling a backhand punch that would have decapitated any normal humanoid, "You playing with me???!"

It takes a second for him to realize that the punch somehow missed, but now he sees his assailant, the very twin of the figure he'd just dropped several tons of steel on.
"Stay put Speedy Gonzales" hissed Darkman, as he abruptly lunged at the creature. Yet again he missed. "And cut that mystical mumbo-jumbo CRAP!" he roared as he launched across the edge of the site and through the fence into the alley just below the girders, feeling nothing but aggravation as his fist misses his foe to punch clean through the brick wall of the buildings opposite the site. He does however feel the pain in his guts followed by the eerie sensation of flying a surprising distance through the air at a surprising speed - an odd feeling for someone with no skin, but a brief one. He smashes into the concrete and is back up again in an instant. Only to get a smashing hook clean into the side of his head.

"Where'd you learn to punch like that, pussy?" spat Darkman. "Umbrella?!" The world spinning, he launched a wide roundhouse kick to make up for his momentary lack of accuracy. Yet it failed to connect. "You were there a second ago- the hell?! -how you move like that??!" he panted, as another punch launched him skyward and back into the ground. Another one-sided salvo ensued.
"Stop making me pull my punches then!" quipped the stranger.
"An Umbrella pussy with a sense of humour? Now I've seen everything!" gurgled Darkman, realizing only then that the last exchange of blows had dislocated his jaw. He continues to fight, but even with adrenaline for blood he is beginning to tire, his attacks becoming even more uncoordinated and wild.
"Don't give yourself a heart attack! I'm not here to kill you or anything!" chimed the stranger.
"Really now? Could have fooled me" giggled Darkman, "You Umbrella assholes never struck me as pacifists... what kind of zombie mutant abomination are you?"
"How dare you! I'm a vampire elder, I'll have you know. And... jeez there's been a breakdown in communication here. I mean... the idea that I'd be sent after you is insulting enough, but working for UMBRELLA??!?! That's slander!" cried Angel.
"Then... what the f***..." breathed Darkman.
"Actually, I'm working for the BSAA. They just found out that Umbrella managed to resurrect a rather nasty piece of work, and as I have experience with gratuitous nasty-kicking..."
"Then... that means..."
"Yup. I'm really sorry man... you're not my quarry... you were the bait"

"STARS!!!!!!!!!!!"

The huge shape standing on the pile of girders was silhouetted by the moonlight. And suddenly a long object at its side started to emit smoke... then flame...
"YOU'RE F***ING KIDDING-" launching to the side Darkman's angry roar was cut off by the massive explosion behind him, punching him to the ground like the fist of an angry god. He tried to get up, but he couldn't get his legs to cooperate. Or his body. The momentary pain was fading, but the lack of sensation was not the kind he was used to; he was seriously screwed up. That's what happens when you stand next to the business end of a missile when it goes off, he thought, as he dragged his body over to a smashed basement window and pulled himself inside. Groggily he decided to sleep this one out, blood pooling around him.

Angel had fared better, a burst of super-speed saving him from anything worse than a singed raincoat. The thing he'd been sent to push off its immortal coil leaped down, and with a surprising burst of speed even to a vampire tried to tackle Angel. Finally withdrawing the sword he'd been saving for this moment, he failed to score a hit on the charging monster just as its razor-edged tentacles failed to deal significant damage to him. Ducking low to avoid a tentacle that swooped by and decapitated a standing girder over a dozen feet away Angel slashed out with his keen blade, slicing across its legs.

The thing was incredibly fast and strong, but its opponent was no human and knew all too well about its missile launcher and lethal tentacles. It was why he'd had to delay hunting it for so long, as he waited for the BSAA vaccine and antidote to be tested on vampiric biology and suitably modified versions to be synthesized. Which was why he let it go past him, waited for it to launch another missile straight down the alley, then ran straight past the oncoming missile, grabbed the creature as it stood off-guard, rammed its head into the wall, and bit its grisly neck as messily as possible.

Mostly immune to the effects of the T-Virus due to the bumper dose of modified vaccine in his system, Angel spat out the foul ichor and watched Nemesis lurch oddly. It didn't seem to be agreeing with the fountain of ichor spouting from its neck, nor able to heal the damage quickly. "Gotta hate that peanut allergy eh? You should watch what you eat - and what eats you" quipped Angel, as the dose of high-strength T-Antidote he'd injected with his bite got to work on the creature. Angel then lurched himself, hurling himself out of the way of yet another tentacle strike. "Jeez! Did you come straight from some Japanese porno?!?" he cried.

Taking advantage of the monster's recoiling, Angel abruptly shot toward Nemesis and swung an enormous, super-strength-boosted blow at its shoulder, severing several tentacles along the way. The blade, made of an alloy foreign to the world he stood on, cut through the biological armour of his opponent, assisted by the coating of T-Antidote which acted like acid on the monster. With all his might he sheared clean through its left arm, and in a single fluid movement flung the arm aside to retrieve its own oversized missile launcher and retreated from battle.

Nemesis did not look happy. Its survival mechanisms had cut in, and the creature was becoming larger and meaner by the second despite the antidote breaking it down from the inside out, with additional tentacles breaking out of its skin like trapped snakes bursting free. Angel nonchalantly swung the weapons around and suddenly shot sideways to dodge a charge from the huge beast. It careened into the girders, flinging them aside like toys. Angel desperately parried and dodged savage barrages of tentacles, hard pressed even for a superhuman. Even though he regenerated all the damage it managed to inflict, he was dying a death of a thousand cuts, and just one mistake would end with him staked or decapitated.

Launching himself upward over the girders and into the construction site, Angel gained enough distance to launch a rocket straight at it. As he intended, the beast nailed the missile with its tentacles.. only to take the second straight in the face. The explosion rocked the city again, and yet the mewling heap of flesh, horrifically mutilated, refused to quit. In desperation Angel ran toward it, loosing the last missile while it tried to cut him to pieces on its remaining tentacles. Hurled back by the close proximity to the blast, Angel hurled away the spent launcher and ran in and slashed at the dying beast, getting yet more antidote into it. For once there is no flashy death or last-second save by Angel; the bio-weapon slowly and painfully melts away in an oddly anti-climatic victory, torn apart from the inside out by an antigen lethal to its own.

Mourning his burnt and tattered coat, a singed and battered Angel walks away, musing to himself. "Kinda ironic that the pair of us got pumped full of this stuff. After all, the trade name for it is Daylight". Whistling a certain Rihanna song tunelessly to himself he disappears into the night.

Angel FTW

Doctor DooM

Early posts underrating angel's combat abilities.

Nemesister's going down.

Agreed poor lightman doesn't stand a chance though.

Angel wins. Perfect.

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Galvasean

Angel 3
Nemesis 2
Darkman 0

grames_bond

Angel gets caught up with wanting to bang buffy, darkman unravells and nemesis rips both their heads off!

Nemesis

Galvasean

Thats three a piece for Angel and (his) Nemesis.
darkman trails behind with no points.

Galvasean

Upon the arrival of the monstrous Nemesis Angel quickly realises that he has been had, used as an unwitting pawn to track down Darkman so that the Nemesis-T02 could destroy them both. Knowing that they are in serious trouble Darkman and Angel put aside any differences they may or may not have had and team up in hope of defeating this monstrosity.
First course of action, take out that rocket launcher! Identifying Angel as the stronger of his two targets Nemesis locks onto him. Angel uses his enchanced vampire speed to keep one step ahead of Nemesis' aim. With the monster distracted Darkman uses this opportunity to launch a surprise attack. Leaping upon Nemesis' back, Darkman knocks the rocket launcher from it's grip. Nemesis manages to grab a hold of darkman and launch him foty feet... head first into a brick wall.
Nemesis returns his attention to Angel, however the beast is desperately slow and can't get near him. Darkman staggers back to battle and uses his last ounces of strenght to pick up the rocket launcher and fire at the Nemesis. His sacrifice is in vain however, serving only to eviscerate the nemesis' trendy jacket, revealing a body full of horrible tentacles.
Nemesis free from constraint unleashes a previously unseen new speed and ferocity and gives chase to Angel. The vampire stands no chance of escape and is soon caught by flailing tantacles which pull him in. Not even Angel's great strenght can free him from Nemesis' grasp. Like a fish Angel is reeled in before summarly being torn in half by bulging muscular arms.
The Nemesis surveys the bodies of his fallen foes. "Not STARS...."
It walks away seemingly disappointed.

Nemesis wins

Galvasean

Nemesis-T02 scrapes through to the next round.

The next battle will be posted shortly...

Galvasean

Mindwipe


Versus

Spawn


Maccadam's Old Oil House


" The music was playing. The oil was flowing. Everyone was having a good time. Unfortunately that wannabe goth punk Mindwipe was messing about in the snug practicing his voodoo magic crap. We never thought it would actually work! So we just left him be. Then all of a sudden he summons this little demon thing and a fight breaks out!"
-Eye witness testimony from a drunk robot.

Kess73

It looks like a 25 foot robot taking on a human sized foe.


But our 25 foot robot is a spoofer who has no dark magic powers despite him wishing he did. Yes he has his hypo powers and his sheer size/strength, plus the protection given by his metal skin/body but.....


....Spawn has super strength, super speed, super stamina, can fly, can teleport, can fire energy blast, can regenerate, can shape shift and oh yeah can feed off of evil energy given off by other beings like oh say an evil decepticon and use that energy to get stronger. Plus Spawn is not actually a biological/organic being, meaning Mindwipe's hypo powers are useless.



So we have a super who is pretty much powered by Hell, against a robot who is not known for his bravery or resolve.


Mindwipe is getting pwned here.


Spawn for the win.

cyberwolf77

yeah, what Kess said. Spawn wins in a walk.

Galvasean

Spawn wins 2-0 in an uninspiring fight.

The next battle will be posted shortly