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What's your favourite insult?

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  • #52
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    Uncle ****a


  • #53
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Gob****e

    Son of a C*nt

    F!ckstick


  • #54
    dr gonzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    hogflem wrote: »
    The best part of you slithered down your mothers thigh and dropped onto the delivery room floor...

    Why was the insultee concieved in the delivery room... :confused: about 9 months too early to be in there me thinks.

    Gotta love the Americans for colourful insults:

    ****lips
    Cocksocket

    and my friend was once referred to, quite calmly, as a cocktoucher which we both thought was somewhat humorous.


  • #55
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Your mother should have swallowed you.


  • #56
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    You: you're an idiot/ prick/ w**ker (insert word of choice)
    Other person: No, you're and idiot/ prick/ w**ker
    You: If I wanted my own comeback I'd have wiped it off your mothers face last night.

    End of!


  • #57
    DOBBER112
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭DOBBER112


    Cocknose or Cockface

    :D


  • #58
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    prick


  • #59
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    ''Id rather get up on a monday morning than get up on you''


  • #60
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    gee horse or cóck rocket


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  • #61
    garv123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭garv123


    i bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

    how tall are you? sir 5ft 9 sir,
    5ft9, i didnt know they stacked **** that high

    looks to me like the best part of you ran down ur mamma's leg and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

    god i love that film :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=924tAUi7ZTQ


  • #62
    Dwellingdweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    garv123 wrote: »
    i bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

    how tall are you? sir 5ft 9 sir,
    5ft9, i didnt know they stacked **** that high

    looks to me like the best part of you ran down ur mamma's leg and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

    god i love that film :D

    Sames! Ah, Hartman. :D
    "That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start ****ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!"

    Love it. :P


  • #63
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    "Pink dick"


  • #64
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    geebag


  • #65
    dar4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭dar4


    are u a

    politician

    banker

    garda

    irish ?


  • #66
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    ''freddie kruger has nightmares about you''


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