When I'm Gone

MonkieSocks · 2011-04-21 14:06:38

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry…

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One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,

"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other ass-hole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said:

"What makes you think I'd marry another ass-hole?"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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