I'm creating my own country

Fukuyama

landsleaving wrote: »

Isn't that your sex face?

No. That's the Empress's shocked face. Like this >> :eek:
THIS is the Empress's sex face >> :eek:

If you were as close as I am to my dear Empress, you could tell the difference. :cool:

Kindest Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

Killer Pigeon

Dean0088 wrote: »

I see this as no opposition to the Empire whatsoever. Simply pack up your imaginary things and sail away.

Kindest Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

I am terribly sorry Dean but the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall's (DSRR) sovereignty over the islet is solid and unwavering. We will meet any opposition head on. You do not stand a chance against our navy. Any belligerence will be responded to by a declaration of war.

Regards,

KP.
President of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall (DSRR).

landsleaving

Dean0088 wrote: »

No. That's the Empress's shocked face. Like this >> :eek:
THIS is the Empress's sex face >> :eek:

If you were as close as I am to my dear Empress, you could tell the difference. :cool:

Kindest Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

My humblest apologies, allow me to provide some fittingly imperial music by way of compensation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzntZLHcYy0

Fukuyama

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

I am terribly sorry Dean but the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall's (DSRR) sovereignty over the islet is solid and unwavering. We will meet any opposition head on. You do not stand a chance against our navy. Any belligerence will be responded to by a declaration of war.

Regards,

KP.
President of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall (DSRR).

Dear KillerPigeon,

I have sent a reconaissence mission to the Empire (of sea gulls, your natural arch enemy). They have reported back to me with no evidence of current occupation by any forces or peoples. Further investigation has uncovered your actual cowardly position: you are residing within the lake of St.Stephen's Green, Dublin, Ireland.

I attach evidence of same to reassure the citizens of the Empire that our Empire's security and status remain intact.

Yours,
The Empire of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

mattjack

where can I go for a slash on this island ?

Brenireland

KillerPisgeon has leitrems backing also.

Teyla Emmagan

Dean0088 wrote: »

Dear Ms.Teyla,

It is perfectly reasonable for you to question my leadership. In fact, such actions are encouraged within the Empire. As you are not in the Empire, I ask you to kindly mind your own business.

Yours,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

If I was already in the Empire you'd currently be rodgering me senseless with gratitude in the sentryhouse, given my efforts to protect your limited natural resources.

I fear you still have much to learn, and that your subjects will only be able to live on fish and roasted seagulls for so long before they turn on each other in a cannabalistic frenzy.

What a tragic end..

Doyler92

Oh almighty emporer you have outsmarted the enemy once again. I salute you your highness.

mattjack

are there any pubs open on the island today ?

Killer Pigeon

Dean0088 wrote: »

Dear KillerPigeon,

I have sent a reconaissence mission to the Empire (of sea gulls, your natural arch enemy). They have reported back to me with no evidence of current occupation by any forces or peoples. Further investigation has uncovered your actual cowardly position: you are residing within the lake of St.Stephen's Green, Dublin, Ireland.

I attach evidence of same to reassure the citizens of the Empire that our Empire's security and status remain intact.

Yours,
The Empire of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

The Lake, in St. Stephen's Green is merely a naval base for the DSRR. I was there last week and I forgot to change back my location to Rockall.

I contest your claim that nobody resides on the islet - gulls are incompetent and blind creatures - no match for the superior brain power and intellect of pigeons.

For your hostilities you have been proclaimed an enemy of the state of the DSRR.

Hostile Regards,

KP.
President of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall (DSRR).

Fukuyama

mattjack wrote: »

are there any pubs open on the island today ?

Alcohol is bought irregularly when we board passing cruise ships and ferries.

There is a cannabis crop grown year round. If you wan't a wild buzz just drink lots of sea water.

Yours,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

Doyler92

mattjack wrote: »

are there any pubs open on the island today ?

Not only are they not open, there is no charge in them today.

Fukuyama

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

The Lake, in St. Stephen's Green is merely a naval base for the DSRR. I was there last week and I forgot to change back my location to Rockall.

I contest your claim that nobody resides on the islet - gulls are incompetent and blind creatures - no match for the superior brain power and intellect of pigeons.

For your hostilities you have been proclaimed an enemy of the state of the DSRR.

The Emperor calls BS on your claims and has evidence to the contrary.

Now I belive you have a statue to poop on or something. :rolleyes:

Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

Fukuyama

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

If I was already in the Empire you'd currently be rodgering me senseless with gratitude in the sentryhouse, given my efforts to protect your limited natural resources.

I fear you still have much to learn, and that your subjects will only be able to live on fish and roasted seagulls for so long before they turn on each other in a cannabalistic frenzy.

What a tragic end..

I have no subjects Teyla. The citizens of The Empire will feast on all manner of meat, bird, fish, shellfish, veg and potatoes.

Also, I have yet to decide whether or not you are do-able. Pics or GTFO.

Yours,
The Holy Emperor of Deanianity

Joey the lips

Rockall has oil hasnt it....

Why dont you ask the yanks to help you on humanaterian grounds...

Then you can build a palace with the profits from the oil they take...

Fukuyama

Around ten minutes ago, a small team of Empire operatives were dispatched to Stephen's Green. Here they succeeded in located a feminine pigeon who identified himself as Killer Pigeon (obviously compensating for something with that name).

They took care of him an prepared a feast for the Empire! Dig in guys!!

Yours,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

Killer Pigeon

Dean0088 wrote: »

The Emperor calls BS on your claims and has evidence to the contrary.

Now I belives you have a statue to poop on or something. :rolleyes:

Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

THIRD CONCRESS OF THE PIGEONS OF THE DEMOCRACTIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF ROCKALL

At the first session,

Begun and held at the Great Pigeon’s Nest, in the territory of North Rockall, on Friday the twenty second day of April, two thousand and eleven.

AN ACT declaring war between the Dean0088, self appointed Holy Emperor of the ficticious Holy Empire of Deanianity, and the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall.

Be it enacted by both Houses of the Congress of the Pigeons of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall, That war be and the same is hereby declared to exist between Dean0088 and the Holy Empire of Deanianity and the dependencies thereof, and the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall and their territories; and that the President of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall is hereby authorized to use the whole land and naval force of Rockall to carry the same into effect, and to issue to private armed vessels of Rockall commissions or letters of marque and general reprisal, in such form as he shall think proper, and under the seal of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall, against the vessels, goods, and effects of the government of the said Holy Empire of Deanianity, Dean0088, and the subjects thereof.

Approved, April 22nd 2011,

Signed,

Killer Pigeon.
President of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Rockall

landsleaving

Dean0088 wrote: »

Around ten minutes ago, a small team of Empire operatives were dispatched to Stephen's Green. Here they succeeded in located a feminine pigeon who identified himself as Killer Pigeon (obviously compensating for something with that name).

They took care of him an prepared a feast for the Empire! Dig in guys!!

Yours,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

That's no effigy.

I was right all along.

stupidusername

Ah, can i be bi-Queen? I do heart pigeons,so i would be most glad to be in the presence of a pigeon such as yourself.

ihatetractors

Grabs pop corn, Will RTE be covering the impending war of DSSR and the empire?

' planning to land on Rockall, which is regularly washed over by huge waves,'
Hope you can swim.

Fukuyama

landsleaving wrote: »

That's no effigy.

I was right all along.

The Pigeon had to be killed.

Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

landsleaving

Dean0088 wrote: »

The Pigeon had to be killed.

Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

And so began your reign of terror.

Increase tha' peace, yo.

Fukuyama

landsleaving wrote: »

And so began your reign of terror.

Increase tha' peace, yo.

LandsLeaving, your intelligence and peace loving nature has been noted by the government of the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to fill the role of Commissioner of Rightful Proceedings and Doings.

I would be honored to have you establish the commission. I await your reply in what is a very uncertain time in the Empires future.

Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

Killer Pigeon

stupidusername wrote: »

Ah, can i be bi-Queen? I do heart pigeons,so i would be most glad to be in the presence of a pigeon such as yourself.

The DSRR is a democratic republic and rejects monarchy in all its forms so no, you can't be bi-Queen. You'll have to get elected by the citizens of the DSRR in order to gain public office.

Regards,

KP.
President of the DSRR.

Killer Pigeon

Dean0088 wrote: »

Around ten minutes ago, a small team of Empire operatives were dispatched to Stephen's Green. Here they succeeded in located a feminine pigeon who identified himself as Killer Pigeon (obviously compensating for something with that name).

They took care of him an prepared a feast for the Empire! Dig in guys!!

Yours,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

NOTE TO ALL: This is Empire propaganda and must not be listened to.

The President and the St. Stephen's Green Naval Base are safe however there were some causalities after the Empire's strike, but we managed to ward them off.

landsleaving

Dean0088 wrote: »

LandsLeaving, your intelligence and peace loving nature has been noted by the government of the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to fill the role of Commissioner of Rightful Proceedings and Doings.

I would be honored to have you establish the commission. I await your reply in what is a very uncertain time in the Empires future.

Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity.

Hmm. Considering Pigeon just posted, I shall accept this prestigious position, on the understanding that all bloodshed remains imaginary.

Because that's more fun, and far less messy.

Owen

Anymore Ministerial positions being handed out?

Augmerson

Can you take all the pricks from Offaly with you as well? Sound.

stupidusername

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

The DSRR is a democratic republic and rejects monarchy in all its forms so no, you can't be bi-Queen. You'll have to get elected by the citizens of the DSRR in order to gain public office.

Regards,

KP.
President of the DSRR.

Ah no.i'll just have you marry me,i can settle for presidents wife

Killer Pigeon

UPDATE:

At 21:15pm 22/04/2011, 150 km South of the Rockall, a Holy Empire ship was destroyed by an cruise missile launched from a DSRR destroyer (the RSS Pigeon-Nest) in a heroic act of revenge for the St. Stephen's Green Naval Base attack.

Raw footage available here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wTe5Us-L8

Killer Wench

And if that potato rots?

Fukuyama

Dear Faithful citizens, ministers, commissioners, sympathizers and supporters. This is the first 'State of the Empire' address. I shall keep it short yet sweet.

The Empire is in good health. The population is increasing as supporters turn to citizens.

The defense of the Empire is in good order. We have quadrupled our military assets and increased our infantry numbers by many. The Empire is safe from any incursions. We stand ready, able and willing to deploy.

Unconfirmed reports of a foreign Socialist nation being formed on The Empire's land are untrue. The fact remains that the empire's lands are not yet occupied although the excursion date approaches rapidly.

Our cabinet have full support of the nation.

I wish you all a good evening. May your dreams revolve around a solitary islet in the North Atlantic ocean. Currently standing tall, awaiting our settlement on its welcoming ledges.

Peace to all. Love to all. Glory to the Empire.

Kindest Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

Killer Pigeon

The Holy Empire (known from this point on as HED), please of propaganda in a hope to trick the international community.

Source can be found here;

Dear Faithful citizens, ministers, commissioners, sympathizers and supporters. This is the first 'State of the Empire' address. I shall keep it short yet sweet.

The Empire is in good health. The population is increasing as supporters turn to citizens.

The defense of the Empire is in good order. We have quadrupled our military assets and increased our infantry numbers by many. The Empire is safe from any incursions. We stand ready, able and willing to deploy.

Unconfirmed reports of a foreign Socialist nation being formed on The Empire's land are untrue. The fact remains that the empire's lands are not yet occupied although the excursion date approaches rapidly.

Our cabinet have full support of the nation.

I wish you all a good evening. May your dreams revolve around a solitary islet in the North Atlantic ocean. Currently standing tall, awaiting out settlement in its welcoming ledges.

Peace to all. Love to all. Glory to the Empire.

Kindest Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

ihatetractors

Dean0088 wrote: »

Dear Faithful citizens, ministers, commissioners, sympathizers and supporters. This is the first 'State of the Empire' address. I shall keep it short yet sweet.

The Empire is in good health. The population is increasing as supporters turn to citizens.

The defense of the Empire is in good order. We have quadrupled our military assets and increased our infantry numbers by many. The Empire is safe from any incursions. We stand ready, able and willing to deploy.

Unconfirmed reports of a foreign Socialist nation being formed on The Empire's land are untrue. The fact remains that the empire's lands are not yet occupied although the excursion date approaches rapidly.

Our cabinet have full support of the nation.

I wish you all a good evening. May your dreams revolve around a solitary islet in the North Atlantic ocean. Currently standing tall, awaiting our settlement on its welcoming ledges.

Peace to all. Love to all. Glory to the Empire.

Kindest Regards,
The Emperor of the Holy Empire of Deanianity

Shall the empire be requiring Expertise in the area of Ag and foo production. In order for for MaryAnn to produce ample intoxicating substances, you shall need advice for vigurous growth and also to cultivate many varieties of animal,veg and fruits and all by products
ATTACHED CV FILE

Killer Pigeon

Killer Wench wrote: »

And if that potato rots?

Then we shall eat oysters!!

Killer Pigeon

ihatetractors wrote: »

Shall the empire be requiring Expertise in the area of Ag and foo production. In order for for MaryAnn to produce ample intoxicating substances, you shall need advice for vigurous growth and also to cultivate many varieties of animal,veg and fruits and all by products
ATTACHED CV FILE

Why send it to the HED, send it to the rightful owners of Rockall instead - the DSRR - not only do grow cannabis but also opium.

ihatetractors

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Why send it to the HED, send it to the rightful owners of Rockall instead - the DSRR - not only do grow cannabis but also opium.

The IHATETRACTORS Agronomy services are now open to offers from both DSSR and HED. Best offer shall be accepted and possible start of a new drug empire, generating vasts amount of wealth.

Fukuyama

ihatetractors wrote: »

The IHATETRACTORS Agronomy services are now open to offers from both DSSR and HED. Best offer shall be accepted and possible start of a new drug empire, generating vasts amount of wealth.

The Empire and its land are not open to bidding or competition. Especially when concerning the cultivation of HARMFUL drugs.

I feel you'd be better suited to Killer Pigeon and his fictotious nation.

Regards,
The Emporer of The Holy Empire of Deanianity

Killer Pigeon

ihatetractors wrote: »

The IHATETRACTORS Agronomy services are now open to offers from both DSSR and HED. Best offer shall be accepted and possible start of a new drug empire, generating vasts amount of wealth.

DSRR Department of Treasury transfers 10,000,000.00 Rockallmark (RM) to IHATETRACTORS Agronomy Services to begin mass Opium and Cannabis production on Rockall Islet.


(1.00RM = €1.76)

Fukuyama

As Emporer I wish to entertain the fine citizens of the Empire. Find below a poem, reminisent of the motherland.



On This Island
*
Look, stranger, on this island now
The leaping light for your delight discovers,
Stand stable here
And silent be,
That through the channels of the ear
May wander like a river
The swaying sound of the sea.

Here at a small field's ending pause
Where the chalk wall falls to the foam and its tall ledges
Oppose the pluck
And knock of the tide,
And the shingle scrambles after the suck-
-ing surf, and a gull lodges
A moment on its sheer side.

Far off like floating seeds the ships
Diverge on urgent voluntary errands,
And this full view
Indeed may enter
And move in memory as now these clouds do,
That pass the harbour mirror
And all the summer through the water saunter.

stupidusername

Quiet all! I must announce my love and adoration for the Emporer and him alone.the pigeon is nothing more than a wren (with a small willy) and has conjured up tall tales of power and importance.i urge you to no longer be drawn in by his deceit and instead pledge your loyalty to the great and sexy Emporer.

ihatetractors

IHATETRACTORS and CO, Agoronomy services must express their deep regret that HED fell they can cultivated their products by them selves and hopes they don't fall foul of any pest infestation, bacterial disease, fungus or virus.
We are happy to accept the DSRR's offer and shall begin immediately producing Quality Opium and Cannabis for sale to fund the first Rockall war. In addition we feel our abilities to produce constant Grade O and R steers and, Grade one wheat shall be beneficial to DSRR as this may be a long extended battle and our victory maybe from our ability to feed all our troops.
Long live our glourious president Killer Pigeon.
Viva, Viva, Viva en el presidente.
Long live the Republic.

Ahoy hoy

Will there be monkey butlers on this island?

ihatetractors

stupidusername wrote: »

Quiet all! I must announce my love and adoration for the Emporer and him alone.the pigeon is nothing more than a wren (with a small willy) and has conjured up tall tales of power and importance.i urge you to no longer be drawn in by his deceit and instead pledge your loyalty to the great and sexy Emporer.

Silence you, how dare you question El Presidente's right to rule. You shall be flogged once you and your peasant 'emperor' are defeated... :pac: :P

stupidusername

ihatetractors wrote: »

You shall be flogged once you and your peasant 'emperor' are defeated... :pac: :P

promise?

Killer Pigeon

UPDATE:

The DSRR's new flag!

and out national anthem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFibtD3H_k

davetherave

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

UPDATE:

At 21:15pm 22/04/2011, 150 km South of the Rockall, a Holy Empire ship was destroyed by an cruise missile launched from a DSRR destroyer (the RSS Pigeon-Nest) in a heroic act of revenge for the St. Stephen's Green Naval Base attack.

Raw footage available here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wTe5Us-L8

Sorry to disappoint you, but the only naval vessel that the Holy Empire of Deanianity has acquired so far is a four man dingy with three 500 horsepower engines. It moves much too fast for Kitenge(our somalian pirate) to fire accurately but it does the job.
I'm not sure what you hit, but it wasn't one of ours....


Yours sincerly,
Dave
Chief of Staff of Deanianity.

Killer Pigeon

DSRR Flag flying about Rockall

Rockall Islet & Flag

Glory to the DSRR!!

Killer Pigeon

davetherave wrote: »

Sorry to disappoint you, but the only naval vessel that the Holy Empire of Deanianity has acquired so far is a four man dingy with three 500 horsepower engines. It moves much too fast for Kitenge(our somalian pirate) to fire accurately but it does the job.
I'm not sure what you hit, but it wasn't one of ours....


Yours sincerly,
Dave
Chief of Staff of Deanianity.

Our airforce already took care of that;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHf8rJHs4Lg

johngalway

I think we're you're going to need a bigger boat plant.