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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    i dont think a woman can run a farm, unless she has a layabout no-good husband.

    i would like to be that man.


    ps. how many acres we talkin bout?


    All you need to do is buy me a brand new combine harvester!:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Go with the green cut down wellies to get them going
    jaysus, it's hooking them ye want, not giving them heart attacks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    All you need to do is buy me a brand new combine harvester!:P
    hmmm.

    i was thinking more along the lines of reciting poetry to you.

    and drinking all the wine.

    that sort of thing.

    a real layabout, not of a them wishy washy types.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Go with the green cut down wellies to get them going


    Dealer boots for me I'm afraid. Would they do it for ya?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Dealer boots for me I'm afraid. Would they do it for ya?:D
    shiny, shiny leather?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Dealer boots for me I'm afraid. Would they do it for ya?:D


    Would have to have a flash of the quota first


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    hmmm.

    i was thinking more along the lines of reciting poetry to you.

    and drinking all the wine.

    that sort of thing.

    a real layabout, not of a them wishy washy types.

    A real layabout has poteen.....not wine :)
    Or can make it. That would also come in handy!
    ArtSmart wrote: »
    shiny, shiny leather?

    Only when I polish them for mass!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Would have to have a flash of the quota first
    he he.

    10/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    A real layabout has poteen.....not wine :)
    Or can make it. That would also come in handy!

    well i can drink it. and i suppose if i had to make it...

    Only when I polish them for mass!

    I likes good mass, so i do.

    i also give good mass.





    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    I likes good mass, so i do.

    i also give good mass.





    :D

    I am not even going to try and take any meaning out of that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    I am not even going to try and take any meaning out of that!
    :D

    you dont watch farther Ted i take it.

    insider joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Karen112 wrote: »
    I am not even going to try and take any meaning out of that!


    She/He is good on their knees, you can fill in the rest of the blanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    :D

    you dont watch farther Ted i take it.

    insider joke.

    Father Clippit says a good long mass. Four hours he does. Since his stroke.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    She/He is good on their knees, you can fill in the rest of the blanks
    AHAHAHAHA now why didn't I think of that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    AHAHAHAHA now why didn't I think of that!
    hmmm

    i dunno Karen.

    you have the boots, the acreage, probably poteen knowledge, but if you don't have tough knees, can this relationship really have a future?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭MadameCholet


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Well I have a FETAC in Veterinary Assistant, I am just on a year out of studying journalism in DIT, I gave up a good job to please my Dad and to get a diploma because my brother has one. But I now work in marts and I have never been happier, I have just seen a bit of critism around my area towards females in the work. Albeit they are the older generation, I am just worried that if I do what i plan, that I'll upset the neighbours etc. To be fair, I now it's not the norm, but what does a family do when the son won't farm!

    Don't give up on your vocation because of a few sexist owlfellas. It'd bethe same in ANY field. Where I used to work I was regularly taken to be a secretary because I was a female. And some of the old men weren't embarrassed when I said no actually I'm not a secretary. They'd look really confused. Like I'd just said I'd had a sex change and was standing on my head -just to be bold. Younger people may be initially surprised but they'll wrap their minds around it! my grandparents were farmers and my gm did a whole LOAD of work she never got any credit for! Good for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    hmmm

    i dunno Karen.

    you have the boots, the acreage, probably poteen knowledge, but if you don't have tough knees, can this relationship really have a future?

    As I said before check the quota

    and

    Dinny: does she have the hips?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    also, i would imagine their comments are more shy politeness, rather than anything else.

    people respect those who do, whatever that is, end of story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    hmmm

    i dunno Karen.

    you have the boots, the acreage, probably poteen knowledge, but if you don't have tough knees, can this relationship really have a future?


    Where there's a will there's a way!
    http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/204914524/WORKING_KNEE_PADS.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Don't give up on your vocation because of a few sexist owlfellas. It'd bethe same in ANY field. Where I used to work I was regularly taken to be a secretary because I was a female. And some of the old men weren't embarrassed when I said no actually I'm not a secretary. They'd look really confused. Like I'd just said I'd had a sex change and was standing on my head -just to be bold. Younger people may be initially surprised but they'll wrap their minds around it! my grandparents were farmers and my gm did a whole LOAD of work she never got any credit for! Good for you.

    True, I think if I just keep working hard and prove myself, then I can prove them wrong in the end. Or marry one hahahha:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    hey, over 1700 people viewed this thread.

    you could be getting offers yet, Karen...

    wait. this wasnt a matchmaking thread, was it?

    ha ha. lost the run of myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    hey, over 1700 people viewed this thread.

    you could be getting offers yet, Karen...

    You could be correct! Better have all my herd profile, quota, REPS payments to hand for the asking so.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    You could be correct! Better have all my herd profile, quota, REPS payments to hand for the asking so.:rolleyes:
    no too mention polishing those leather knee high boots....


    yup, could be a good season yet...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    no too mention polishing those leather knee high boots....
    .

    Jaysus I don't go around with riding boots on all the time!:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Jaysus I don't go around with riding boots on all the time!:P
    well, that's the first thing that'll have to change....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    well, that's the first thing that'll have to change....

    Men......to think they used to be happy with a good sandwich and a flash of ankle...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Men......to think they used to be happy with a good sandwich and a flash of ankle...
    God be with the days.





    (cos only he could tolerate that!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    'course, !'m not saying your kitchen duties should be neglected either.



    (in the kitchen you may remove the boots - and become 'barefoot' as it were)

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    'course, !'m not saying your kitchen duties should be neglected either.

    (in the kitchen you may remove the boots - and become 'barefoot' as it were)

    :D

    What a life I'd have! You sound like the perfect man:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    What a life I'd have! You sound like the perfect man:p
    and what's truly amazing, it that I'm still single!

    crazy huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    and what's truly amazing, it that I'm still single!

    crazy huh?

    Absolutely insane. If I wasn't tied to the kitchen I'd have keeled over in shock.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Absolutely insane. If I wasn't tied to the kitchen I'd have keeled over in shock.:D
    he he.

    now you're getting it.


    (please note, I do not condone any form of bondage, outside the bedroom.)







    (the exception, being the kitchen)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    he he.

    now you're getting it.

    (please note, I do not condone any form of bondage, outside the bedroom.)

    (the exception, being the kitchen)


    I do believe I am going to start backpeddling here. . . before you suggest rolling in the hay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    he he.

    now you're getting it.

    (please note, I do not condone any form of bondage, outside the bedroom.)

    (the exception, being the kitchen)

    Or send me boot polish....:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    I do believe I am going to start backpeddling here. . . before you suggest rolling in the hay.
    remember, i'm a layabout, so no saving hay.

    oh wait - rolling in the hay?

    em, you do possess a mattress right?

    i'm not too fussy, but....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    remember, i'm a layabout, so no saving hay.

    oh wait - rolling in the hay?

    em, you do possess a mattress right?

    i'm not too fussy, but....


    Mattress? That the thing you wipe the wellies on at the door?:)

    Used to have one of them til the pine martin ate it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Mattress? That the thing you wipe the wellies on at the door?:)

    Used to have one of them til the pine martin ate it.
    ah.


    em...


    you know, being friends can be nice too...



    (you can make poteen right?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    ah.


    em...

    you know, being friends can be nice too...

    (you can make poteen right?)

    Ha! I'm a lucky woman that kept my mattress and house through the recession. Every Leitrim person can make poteen.....it's like evolution.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Ha! I'm a lucky woman that kept my mattress and house through the recession. Every Leitrim person can make poteen.....it's like evolution.:D
    sounds like my kinda place.


    ;)

    btw will have to go in a mo, (yes, i'm also a poet)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    sounds like my kinda place.


    ;)

    btw will have to go in a mo, (yes, i'm also a poet)


    Hahaha, have to leave soon too, Marts don't stop for anything!

    Your kinda place...:eek: better shine the boots!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Hahaha, have to leave soon too, Marts don't stop for anything!

    Your kinda place...:eek: better shine the boots!
    yup. i want to see my face in them.



    (does that sound right - see my face in them...?)

    nite. :)


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,495 ✭✭✭pajero12


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    God be with the days.





    (cos only he could tolerate that!)
    ArtSmart wrote: »
    'course, !'m not saying your kitchen duties should be neglected either.



    (in the kitchen you may remove the boots - and become 'barefoot' as it were)

    :D
    Karen112 wrote: »
    What a life I'd have! You sound like the perfect man:p
    ArtSmart wrote: »
    and what's truly amazing, it that I'm still single!

    crazy huh?
    Karen112 wrote: »
    Absolutely insane. If I wasn't tied to the kitchen I'd have keeled over in shock.:D
    ArtSmart wrote: »
    he he.

    now you're getting it.


    (please note, I do not condone any form of bondage, outside the bedroom.)







    (the exception, being the kitchen)

    Jaysus....Get a room will ye! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    pajero12 wrote: »
    Jaysus....Get a room will ye! :P
    apparently we're settling for a mattress and some lots of poteen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    pajero12 wrote: »
    Jaysus....Get a room will ye! :P


    Feck off:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    apparently we're settling for a mattress and some lots of poteen.

    Enough poteen and don't need the mattress! Night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Karen112 wrote: »
    Feck off:p
    don't mind him K, he's jealous.

    (and he only drives a small 4x4. - you know what thet means....

    yup, he environmentally considerate.)


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,495 ✭✭✭pajero12


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    don't mind him K, he's jealous.

    (and he only drives a small 4x4. - you know what thet means....

    yup, he environmentally considerate.)

    Yes...Either that or Im trying to send you a message ;) :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    a mattress and lots of poteen.


    The Leitrim family planning program


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    The Leitrim family planning program


    Have you seen some Leitrim farmers?! Now THAT'S Leitrim family planning:D


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