Why i hate summer

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Aesthetically challenged ladies in way too revealing clothes, mowing the lawn, saving the turf, flies in my coffee, midges, sweaty balls, sunburn, sunstroke, screaming wains in pubs, cyclists, ice cream van music . . . . . . .

Am i the only one who absolutely detests summer?

MrStuffins

Sunstroke??

Would ya g'way oura da'!

Duckworth_Luas

where do i go from here wrote: »

Aesthetically challenged ladies in way too revealing clothes, mowing the lawn, saving the turf, flies in my coffee, midges, sweaty balls, sunburn, sunstroke, screaming wains in pubs, cyclists, ice cream van music . . . . . . .

Am i the only one who absolutely detests summer?

Me, and Fergal, say NO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUg7OO1gZk0

Guill

Summer raped my wife and burnt down my village.

W.Shakes-Beer

Well I for one hate these warm nights. I feel boiled, lying here on the bed.


Might have to go for a naked jog down the street.

starbelgrade

Here we go again.

The time of year when the "Summer Miserabilists" start whining about it being "too hot" & having "sweaty ball bags".

Anyone who hates summer is a freak. It's a brilliant time of year. The days are long, the sun is shining, girls wear less clothes, beer tastes nicer, the barbeques are dusted off, everything is in full bloom & the world seems like a much nicer place.

There's nothing wrong with summer. Nothing.

Except when it rains.

questionmark?

Op sounds like a ginger with hay fever.

starbelgrade

questionmark? wrote: »

Op sounds like a ginger with hay fever.

And no air conditioning in his basement.

Doctor Jimbob

questionmark? wrote: »

Op sounds like a ginger with hay fever.

As a ginger with hay fever, i resent this comparison :mad:

Dwellingdweller

starbelgrade wrote: »

Here we go again.

The time of year when the "Summer Miserabilists" start whining about it being "too hot" & having "sweaty ball bags".

Anyone who hates summer is a freak. It's a brilliant time of year. The days are long, the sun is shining, girls wear less clothes, beer tastes nicer, the barbeques are dusted off, everything is in full bloom & the world seems like a much nicer place.

There's nothing wrong with summer. Nothing.

Except when it rains.

+100

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questionmark? wrote: »

Op sounds like a ginger with hay fever.

Na, if i was i would have come on here complaining:p

starbelgrade

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

As a ginger with hay fever, i resemble this comparison :mad:

FYP

Princess Peach

Living in Ireland you can barely even call it a summer, so quit you're whining and enjoy what little we have of it!

m@cc@

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Me, and Fergal, say NO!

Feargal! :rolleyes::)

Doctor Jimbob

starbelgrade wrote: »

FYP

Ok i asked for that.. But just to clear up what i meant, not all of us are so whiny and i like summer. Its great

jive

starbelgrade wrote: »

Anyone who hates summer is a freak.

QFT. Anyone who hates summer is foreveralone.jpg. Honestly if you can't be happy when you're gettin your hit of vitamin D then ya can **** off.

As long as the fat 1s don't wear a 2 piece I'm happy enough and even most fat lads wear shirts in the water so it's all good.

I wear extremely tight clothing to show off my aesthetics....
feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

nothing at all

nothing at all

kfallon

Next the OP will be telling us it's too hot to cook :rolleyes:

I love summer cos summer means every ladies boobies get bigger

Princess Peach

kfallon wrote: »

Next the OP will be telling us it's too hot to cook :rolleyes:

I love summer cos summer means every ladies boobies get bigger

*whips out measuring tape*

Dangerous Man

I'm whiter than white and I can't tan and I burn easily. Last Summer here in Toronto, a lot of days were +40 Celsius. Insanely hot and I love it. Get out and enjoy it - sure it can uncomfortable at times but just sit down, have a beer, fire up the bbq, chill. Just use a bed sheet at night. Winter is for pigs. People who say Autumn is their favourite season are boring and predictable. Summer is for winners. I don't have time for this.

Canis Lupus

I'll have to concede the turf rant. The pain of throwing it into a trailer then having to chuck it all out again once you get home THEN try and restack it neater in the middle of a scorching day. Sunburn, welly burn :P sweat and turf dust is heartbreaking.

You city slickers have it easy with your cute chicks sunbathing in parks.

m@cc@

jive wrote: »

feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

nothing at all

nothing at all

Stupid sexy Flanders!

kfallon

Princess Peach wrote: »

*whips out measuring tape*

You've gone up a cup size haven't you

I love BOOBIES :pac:

Dangerous Man

Princess Peach wrote: »

*whips out measuring tape*

I had a GF who liked to do something similar. I told her that it wouldn't get any bigger if she held a measuring tape directly against it.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

I don't like summer. I'm just not cut out for warm weather.

chin_grin

Hot. Sticky. Sucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUfMzhGc_E

emeraldstar

Long bright evenings, bright mornings, ice cream, heat (perhaps not so much in the Irish but in the *real* sense of summer), strawberries and cream, the smell of freshly-mown grass, barbecues, chilled wine.... yeah, summer's a pain alright!

mikemac

Spanish students

Saila

let me guess, you love winter right..

the cold wet days to feel miserable and suffer through, the shorter days so the sun doesnt agravate your eyes, the sour looks on peoples faces so you look 'normal', the gloating from the fact you dont like out door persuits and those who do are below par so you can feel smug from the comforts of your sheltar knowing they are missing them.

chin_grin

feelingstressed wrote: »

Spanish students

............F*ckin' taking up path space...............F*ckers. Why can't they walk single file. You know, to hide their numbers.

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Canis Lupus wrote: »

I'll have to concede the turf rant. The pain of throwing it into a trailer then having to chuck it all out again once you get home THEN try and restack it neater in the middle of a scorching day. Sunburn, welly burn :P sweat and turf dust is heartbreaking.

You city slickers have it easy with your cute chicks sunbathing in parks.

I feel your pain brother

admiralofthefleet

where do i go from here wrote: »

Aesthetically challenged ladies in way too revealing clothes, mowing the lawn, saving the turf, flies in my coffee, midges, sweaty balls, sunburn, sunstroke, screaming wains in pubs, cyclists, ice cream van music . . . . . . .

Am i the only one who absolutely detests summer?

yes you are. lovely ladies with their headlamps on full beams are one of the delights of summer.

saa

Some people don't take the heat well, fair enough.

But revealing clothes? I'm not bothered what someone else is wearing to stay comfortable.

You'd see less fabric on a young one on a winters night out than summer days.

Hal Emmerich

saa wrote: »

Some people don't take the heat well, fair enough.

But revealing clothes? I'm not bothered what someone else is wearing to stay comfortable.

You'd see less fabric on a young one on a winters night out than summer days.

Why did you bump a summer Thread????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Hal Emmerich wrote: »

Why did you bump a summer Thread????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did you feel the need to use so many question marks and annoying smilies?

Welruc

baz2009 wrote: »

Why did you feel the need to use so many question marks and annoying smilies?

Why did your post quote them?

FinnLizzy

Greetings from Winter time.
The OP will appreciate Summer from where we're standing.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

deuceswild wrote: »

Why did your post quote them?

For the lulz.

Dudess

A nice summer day in Ireland is bliss. It never gets tooooo hot (very very high temperatures suck) and this wee island looks so pretty.

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FinnLizzy wrote: »

Greetings from Winter time.
The OP will appreciate Summer from where we're standing.

The OP hates winter even more :mad:

cocoshovel

This years summer was the worst in years! or so I thought anyway. We had some great weather in April and May though. Well, about 2 weeks of it in total. There's something I enjoy about sitting in my boiling hot room with wearing shorts and a t-shirt (or no t-shirt) and having the window open fully at night. Its fun in a way. Better than waking up being freezing cold.

Summer and Winter are so ****e in this country. Fúck sake! :mad:

Big Nasty

They're all wrapped up for the next six months now OP so all good in da hood.

Actually, there sparks a question: if we lived in a hotter climate where it would be necessary to wear less clothes would we all be more inclined to look after our bodies a little better?

My guess is YES!

(Myself included)

saa

Hal Emmerich wrote: »

Why did you bump a summer Thread????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

For the lulz.

saa

where do i go from here wrote: »

The OP hates winter even more :mad:

Ah it's the way it goes, I was looking forward to winter over the summer as I'm always so happy in the nov/dec run up to Christmas.

Fcuking miserable now.

Hal Emmerich

baz2009 wrote: »

Why did you feel the need to use so many question marks and annoying smilies?

I actually edited it to delete a few.....I think it's bang on at that.

Hal Emmerich

saa wrote: »

For the lulz.

Actually, I'm even more curious how you ended up reading the Thread in the first place???

Sooopie

I love the darkness of winter. The relaxation of getting home in the evenings and sitting in front of a real fire. The rain on a weekend, when all you've got do to is get the papers, and cook a roast, cosy and snug, in home, listening to the wind or rain, or looking out at the snow & the wonderful silence it brings.

If I had to pick one season, living in Ireland, when our summer's are sh1te anyway, give me a dark winter any day

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Hal Emmerich wrote: »

Actually, I'm even more curious how you ended up reading the Thread in the first place???

I has a stalker :eek:

Mint Sauce

OP mustn't live in ireland, seen none of that this year.