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My Child Decided To Foam My House This Morning!

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  • #52
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I don't think I ever did anything like that when I was a kid. My brother's stepdaughter did pour a can of brasso into the television though. That pissed them off.


  • #53
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    was she watching that housing estate clean up programme on RTE1 yesterday @8pm :p





    she was


  • #54
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Saila wrote: »
    was she watching that housing estate clean up programme on RTE1 yesterday @8pm :p

    she was

    Thankfully not. All unnecessary doors are locked in my home at night for security reasons.
    So they couldn't get into the living room thank heavens or the kitchen for that matter.

    They don't have TV's in their rooms - nor will they any time soon.

    I should explain that when I went to unlock the doors, they then proceeded to continue mess up the place with foamed hands while I was trying to play catch-up with the first mess!
    Great fun altogether. LOL


  • #55
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Biggins wrote: »
    She a little devil in a cute way. We woke one other morning to find her covered in make-up and lipstick.
    She looked like something out of a horror film. :pac:

    you're not beating them hard enough!


  • #56
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,253 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    I was hoping for MUCH more foam, spilling out of Biggins' windows and letterbox and engulfing the streets of Louth with its foamy goodness. Ah well, maybe they'll learn.


  • #57
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Vaseline is the worst to get off things.
    My godson smeared it everywhere once and nothing really removes it. Another bad one is butter and jam smeared everywhere, or a bottle of fairy liquid poured onto the carpets. Foamy Carpets for months!:pac:

    Your wee girl is very cute Biggins and madmammy.:)


  • #58
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Sounds like you had a fun morning :p


  • #59
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Little Acorn wrote: »
    ...Your wee girl is very cute Biggins and madmammy.:)
    Too cute and funny! :pac:
    Can't wait till she's a teenager with raging hormones. Gawd help the blokes she befriend! :pac:
    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Sounds like you had a fun morning :p
    Certainly memorable! :o


  • #60
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    What does Biggins do for a living?

    not answering that:)


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  • #61
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    madmammy wrote: »
    not answering that:)

    Are you really Mrs Biggins? If so, Welcome.


  • #62
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Are you really Mrs Biggins? If so, Welcome.

    I can confirm she is the wife.
    Blast! I'll have to watch my language once again or I'll get a clip around the ear! O' sugar!!! :o

    Love you dear! :D


  • #63
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Biggins wrote: »
    I can confirm she is the wife.
    Blast! I'll have to watch my language once again or I'll get a clip around the ear! O' sugar!!! :o

    Love you dear! :D

    That is so sweet


  • #64
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Are you really Mrs Biggins? If so, Welcome.

    yes i am :D and thanks


  • #65
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    I'd like to say I'm not proud of this as it was probably childish. But I am. So, so proud.

    I worked in Tesco for months and began to HATE the posh cúnt customers I had to serve. Slap bang in the middle of D4.

    One guy tosses his credit card at me while yapping on his phone, despite the fact that the pin pad is in front of his nose. It bounced of my chest and landed in the floor. Like a light I slid bad on the chair, grabbed it up and fired it back at his chest.

    Shocked he bull****ted about assault and customer service. I told him I didn't care and customer service and the garda station were both thataway. I was already mentally typing up my resignation which I handed in the next day.

    EDIT: Wrong thread ... *hangs head in shame*


  • #66
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    I'd like to say I'm not proud of this as it was probably childish. But I am. So, so proud.

    I worked in Tesco for months and began to HATE the posh cúnt customers I had to serve. Slap bang in the middle of D4.

    One guy tosses his credit card at me while yapping on his phone, despite the fact that the pin pad is in front of his nose. It bounced of my chest and landed in the floor. Like a light I slid bad on the chair, grabbed it up and fired it back at his chest.

    Shocked he bull****ted about assault and customer service. I told him I didn't care and customer service and the garda station were both thataway. I was already mentally typing up my resignation which I handed in the next day.

    Nice oxymoron.


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  • #67
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Nice oxymoron.

    *googles oxymoron*

    Thanks!


  • #68
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    Biggins wrote: »
    I was just laughing like crazy. She was priceless! :pac:


    plus you swore a lot...and taught our little angel a new word too :p


  • #69
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    madmammy wrote: »
    plus you swore a lot...and taught our little angel a new word too :p
    Ooooh, it all comes out now, Biggins.


  • #70
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    tricky D wrote: »
    Even better might be: Photoshop Picture Suggestion Thread

    Was gonna suggest the same thing :D


  • #71
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    madmammy wrote: »
    plus you swore a lot...and taught our little angel a new word too :p

    :pac: True. I think that was the initial shock when I walked out of the bedroom! :D
    Then I saw our little foam covered devil. Priceless. LOL


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  • #72
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    Biggins wrote: »
    :pac: True. I think that was the initial shock when I walked out of the bedroom! :D
    Then I saw our little foam covered devil. Priceless. LOL

    just one of the many things we look forward to with the kids


  • #73
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    madmammy wrote: »
    plus you swore a lot...and taught our little angel a new word too :p

    What word did your husband teach your child. Give him a smack for teaching her foul language so young.


  • #74
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    madmammy wrote: »
    just one of the many things we look forward to with the kids

    I want to have babies


  • #75
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    What word did your husband teach your child. Give him a smack for teaching her foul language so young.

    it starts with f and ends with k...lol....i hope she doesn't use it in creche :o


  • #76
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    madmammy wrote: »
    it starts with f and ends with k...lol....i hope she doesn't use it in creche :o

    :D

    Daddy was a bold boy. You can smack me later dear! ;)


  • #77
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    you just know that picture is going to get saved and used for years


  • #78
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    who the fug wrote: »
    you just know that picture is going to get saved and used for years

    That and loads of other classic ones that we will dig out when their boyfriends come around! :D :pac:


  • #79
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Biggins wrote: »
    That and loads of other classic ones that we will dig out when their boyfriends come around! :D :pac:


    full power point presentation with audio I suppose


  • #80
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Biggins wrote: »
    That and loads of other classic ones that we will dig out when their boyfriends come around! :D :pac:
    Take home videos. They're even more embarrassing to show the boyfriends ;)


  • #81
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    who the fug wrote: »
    full power point presentation with audio I suppose

    Ooo... Yea!!! :D


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  • #82
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    trollfacelol.jpg


  • #83
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    Biggins wrote: »
    :D

    Daddy was a bold boy. You can smack me later dear! ;)

    shhhhhhh!....lol


  • #84
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    madmammy wrote: »
    shhhhhhh!....lol

    This is a bit weird now :eek:


  • #85
    TFK
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭TFK


    Biggins wrote: »
    That and loads of other classic ones that we will dig out when their boyfriends come around! :D :pac:

    You have those albums too???

    I have fantastic ones of our son dressed as a girl, can't wait for his 21st!


  • #86
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Biggins wrote: »
    That and loads of other classic ones that we will dig out when their boyfriends come around! :D :pac:
    Or girlfriends,hey it's the 90's. I don't make the rules!


  • #87
    TFK
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭TFK


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Or girlfriends,hey it's the 90's. I don't make the rules!


    *checks calendar..........*



    :p


  • #88
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    hondasam wrote: »
    This is a bit weird now :eek:

    How do you think we have four children?
    Practice! ;)

    :D


  • #89
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Biggins wrote: »
    How do you think we have four children?
    Practice! ;)

    :D

    ye are talking to each other on board and we are listening :eek:

    To real.


  • #90
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    I love this thread - Biggins, your daughter's a legend! And welcome to Boards, madmammy.

    I had a similar predicament only it was ongoing - my older daughter used to write on walls! I couldn't leave a biro or pencil lying around without it being used for decoration! She stopped eventually and was mortified when I told her about it recently.
    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I want to get pregnant and have babies now.
    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Biggins, You are making me all broody showing me your flock of cute kids.
    ilovesleep wrote: »
    I want to have babies

    Ilovesleep, do you realise your username will have to change when you fulfill your wish??? To "iwishicouldgetsomesleep".

    Sorry, couldn't resist :D


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  • #91
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    hondasam wrote: »
    ye are talking to each other on board and we are listening :eek:

    To real.

    LOL :D

    We're keeping it real!


  • #92
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Biggins, finally got round to ripping those Brazilian fart porn DVDs you were asking about last week. PM with the upload links sent, enjoy man ;)


  • #93
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Biggins, finally got round to ripping those Brazilian fart porn DVDs you were asking about last week. PM with the upload links sent, enjoy man ;)

    You finished up with the animal porn ones too then? :pac:


  • #94
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL :D

    We're keeping it real!

    watching a bit too much gangsta films then dear?:p


  • #95
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    madmammy wrote: »
    watching a bit too much gangsta films then dear?:p

    Oh dear! Whats your husband getting up to? You should consider locking him up into a cage.


  • #96
    madmammy
    Registered Users Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Oh dear! Whats your husband getting up to? You should consider locking him up into a cage.

    tried it but he keeps escaping :D


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  • #97
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Well my little dears were at it again this morning.
    They decided to empty a bean bag in their rooms this morning.
    We woke to find their room looking like a winter wonderland and they playing in it! :D
    It was EVERYWHERE.
    (Took over three full, non-stop hours just to clean it up)

    Still gotta love kids! :D

    * http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6060/29571710150385341105639.jpg

    * http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/6637/29571710150385341115639.jpg


  • #98
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


  • #99
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    That kid shows some unique artistic talent, could be worth a fortune.


  • #100
    BadGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    Oh lordy.....
    Sorry, just gotta laugh, although am waiting for the day I wake up to something similar from my 2!

    :D


  • #101
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    bet you had just a little play in it yourself before you cleaned it up didnt you


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