Phrases you never hear anymore

CUCINA

"Feckin' telly's gone off...anyone got a shillin' for the meter?"

Tisserand

Press Button 'A'......

CUCINA

Be the hokey!

Holy landerin' devine Jasus!

staker

Roll it there Roisin

TBTF :pac:

The Princess Bride

Get your wrapping paper- 5 for 50 the wrapping paper.....

ArtyM

"Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang"?

Groovy Maaan
Techno Techno

Tisserand

staker wrote: »

Roll it there Roisin

TBTF :pac:

Stop the lights..

van der vart

Tisserand wrote: »

Wasn't that Sally O'Brien and the way she might look at ya..

your right, and you could fry eggs on the stones

orourkeda

ArtyM wrote: »

"Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang"?

Groovy Maaan
Techno Techno

Tom humphreys is that you?

westendgirlie

Now your sucking diesel

who the fug

Saila wrote: »

Global Warming is the new ozone layer

Climate change is the new Global Warming

ballsymchugh

here's 2 and 6. now run off and get yourself some humbugs.

wnolan1992

There'll be hair and shkin flying!!!

I think I'll change my car again this year.

Intensive Care Bear

Divil a bit.

Haven't heard anyone been called a sap in quite some time.

Doyler92

How is she cutting?
You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

Thank god there are not going around anymore.

Ahoy hoy

Actin the maggot.

Tisserand

You cannot be serious....

ArtSmart

'I'll get this one in lads...'

mikemac

Eeeny meany miney mo
Catch a n****r by the toe
If he squeals let him go
Eeeny meany miney mo

That's what we used when I was young, a long time ago. Tbh, we didn't even know what it meant

I think they use tiger nowadays

ArtSmart

westendgirlie wrote: »

No, no, it's my round

argggh. beaten to the punch (bowl)

Tisserand

answering machine

blacktalons

"roll it there collette" (the tape, not a joint )

Dangerous Man

The Ryan Line... that brings me back....




John walked casually to the toilet. One hand in his pocket, humming a song as he went, he winked to Eric - 'how's it going boss?' he said, smiling just a little too much - seeming just a tad too buoyant for an early Monday morning.
'Is it Friday yet?' quipped Eric, quickening his step towards the lift. He glanced over his shoulder at John. He needed a haircut, a shave; he looked bad.
John kept going, hearing the ding of the lift bell and the doors opening. John reached the corner, took it and quickly entered the code on the bathroom door. 1977. The same as the year he was born.
He slid in and closed the door behind himself. The thin, weaselly tones of RTE radio came through the ancient speaker on the ceiling. John hunkered down, his knees gave a worrying, but oddly satisfying click as he scanned underneath the cubicle doors. No one is there he thought, and quickly set to business.
'...with Allianz, call for a quote TODAY!' went the radio. Some news headlines now - trouble in Iraq, IEDs, dead soldiers.
John took out the bag, a tiny little white bag of powder and put on the sink. He took out his wallet. He always used the same card - his health insurance card. He enjoyed the irony. There was no cash in his wallet but an old receipt sufficed. He began to carve away.
'...join us. O2.' said the radio.
The powder was ready and John held the rolled-up receipt to his nose.
'And now on RTE radio - the Ryan Line.' John laughed. He blew coke all over the mirror. 'Oh, the ironing.'

Little Acorn

My boyfriend called a dress a " lovely frock" before, and I couldn't stop giggling. It just sounds like a granny thing to say, even though my granny calls them dresses.:)

doomed

"I'm sorry I got it wrong"

mikemac

Saila wrote: »

Global Warming is the new ozone layer

who the fug wrote: »

Climate change is the new Global Warming

Two excellent points.
In a few years I'm sure we'll have something new to replace climate change

doomed

Green Party TD

Jesus Wept

Saila wrote: »

:eek: how did she survive that!

Worked like a black obviously.

van der vart

ya loodramon

no_bother

blacktalons wrote: »

"roll it there collette" (the tape, not a joint )

roll it ther roisin! who is collette?

JohnMearsheimer

I'm going out to get some messages.

ballsymchugh

no_bother wrote: »

roll it ther roisin! who is collette?

you're obviously a youngster!

how about "you're wanted on the phone!"

van der vart

Sitting in the pub when the phone rings, ten voices say, if thats for me i'm not here

no_bother

maybe just wasn't allowed watch it until i reached 18! as not that young.... though depends on the audience i guess..

my cntribution... though not sure if is outlawed at this stage....

As long as you live in my house...... you abide by my rules................

Thatnastyboy

"as black as coalie's hole"

aligator_am

Quare wans

mikemac

Get up the yard with the smell of Benjy off ya

holystungun9

Some head for tinning turnips!

I'll burst your back for ya.

Jezzabelle

I'll leather your arse for ya!

holystungun9

Jezzabelle wrote: »

I'll leather your arse for ya!

That's only coz you're a good girl now. I preferred the naughty version!

"Get off that bloody internet, I want to use the phone."

RobTheLad

havnt heard janey mac in years!!!!

johnayo

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

'the governments coffers are awash with cash' i used to love george lee saying that

Or the other version,

The country is awash with money.

Ruu_Old

I'll box the ears of ya! :mad:

Jezzabelle

Turn off that immersion after yourself (do you think we've money to burn!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52bna-tn_dY

mrsbyrne

"Will you stay on?"
followed by (a couple of dances later)
"do you want a mineral?"

johnayo

I will John and the war on.

aligator_am

Also "Blackie", to describe dark skinned folk.

Jezzabelle

Look at the big bacon and cabbage head on him

van der vart

aligator_am wrote: »

Also "Blackie", to describe dark skinned folk.

Blackie was the traveler in Glenroe , Conner's i think