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Funniest gettin your end story youve ever heard

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  • #32
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Had to have been there,I guess.

    Jaysus,I thought I was sad sitting in over the weekend til I had tonights feedback.

    So many cynics(I thought I was??!!)

    It saddens me when people are sad.Contagious if you will.I tried to tell a funny story for the first time on the internet.

    Would I use strange terms if it was made up?

    Im new to this.Maybe Im in the wrong interweb:) area but this sure as hell feels like Lord of the Flies.Not as bad as last night though!

    I may persist for a while but fear that this domain is a bully behind a keyboards wet dream.


  • #33
    celj
    Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭celj


    cesc77 wrote: »
    Had to have been there,I guess.

    Jaysus,I thought I was sad sitting in over the weekend til I had tonights feedback.

    So many cynics(I thought I was??!!)

    It saddens me when people are sad.Contagious if you will.I tried to tell a funny story for the first time on the internet.

    Would I use strange terms if it was made up?

    Im new to this.Maybe Im in the wrong interweb:) area but this sure as hell feels like Lord of the Flies.Not as bad as last night though!

    I may persist for a while but fear that this domain is a bully behind a keyboards wet dream.

    Ah you poor oul yolk!
    This is "After Hours".
    Don't post such things if you are feeling a bit sensitive.Feelings can get hurt around here.

    Maybe give "John" a buzz and talk it over.
    You might feel a bit better after it.


  • #34
    HeadPig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭HeadPig


    "Gettin' your end"

    Disgusting, vulgar expression.


  • #35
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    celj wrote: »
    Ah you poor oul yolk!
    This is "After Hours".
    Don't post such things if you are feeling a bit sensitive.Feelings can get hurt around here.

    Maybe give "John" a buzz and talk it over.
    You might feel a bit better after it.


    I did and Im brand new now.

    Thanks celj. (15 poster...I appreciate a seasoned(15 posts)campaigner sticking the head above the parapet for me...I look forward to your first thread)did I mention ...yeah,think I did ..

    oh and a serious note..I may not be arsed going through writing something like that again.So,the clowns that were negative are only making their noses shorter...err..thats what they say isnt it?


  • #36
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    cesc77 wrote: »
    I did and Im brand new now.

    Thanks celj. (15 poster...I appreciate a seasoned(15 posts)campaigner sticking the head above the parapet for me...I look forward to your first thread)did I mention ...yeah,think I did ..

    oh and a serious note..I may not be arsed going through writing something like that again.So,the clowns that were negative are only making their noses shorter...err..thats what they say isnt it?

    Thank you.


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  • #37
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Still have no idea what the story was.thats my problem with it.


  • #38
    celj
    Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭celj


    cesc77 wrote: »
    I did and Im brand new now.

    Thanks celj. (15 poster...I appreciate a seasoned(15 posts)campaigner sticking the head above the parapet for me...I look forward to your first thread)did I mention ...yeah,think I did ..

    oh and a serious note..I may not be arsed going through writing something like that again.So,the clowns that were negative are only making their noses shorter...err..thats what they say isnt it?

    That's not a problem my friend.
    I joined 8 years ago and don't waste posts,only really dispense my words of wisdom to those who obviously need it,which from reading your original post you were a prime candidate.

    I'm glad to advice has helped you come to the decision not to write something like that again.

    Any other advice you need my self and other forum members are always willing to help.


  • #39
    sherdydan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭sherdydan


    cool story bro


  • #40
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    7
    celj wrote: »
    That's not a problem my friend.
    I joined 8 years ago and don't waste posts,only really dispense my words of wisdom to those who obviously need it,which from reading your original post you were a prime candidate.

    I'm glad to advice has helped you come to the decision not to write something like that again.

    Any other advice you need my self and other forum members are always willing to help.


    JOINED 8 YEARS AGO?yet you have wasted 2 posts on little me?My self esteem is through the roof.

    words of wisdom indeed to a sexual joke thread.At least you are not wasting them on crazy shizzles like why are we here and why is the moon so big yet sooooo small.

    Goodnight Johnboy.

    He wont waste his 17th post on me ,will he?im guessing yup


  • #41
    celj
    Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭celj


    cesc77 wrote: »
    7


    JOINED 8 YEARS AGO?yet you have wasted 2 posts on little me?My self esteem is through the roof.

    words of wisdom indeed to a sexual joke thread.At least you are not wasting them on crazy shizzles like why are we here and why is the moon so big yet sooooo small.

    Goodnight Johnboy.

    He wont waste his 17th post on me ,will he?im guessing yup

    I try and help where I can,I'll give you 1 more post,help the old esteem a little bit more.
    Oh and try using capitals and stuff when you type.
    So much more pleasing to the eye.

    You wrote "Goodnight Johnboy" in the wrong place,he's in "America",remember???

    Night!!!


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  • #42
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    I thought it was an intresting story. Worth the fap too!


  • #43
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    You're trying too hard OP

    And nobody talks like this
    hawked a loogy(boke) and gobbed on her starfish

    The funniest and wittiest posts happen when you don't even try


  • #44
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    When two clowns shag.


  • #45
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    celj wrote: »
    I try and help where I can,I'll give you 1 more post,help the old esteem a little bit more.
    Oh and try using capitals and stuff when you type.
    So much more pleasing to the eye.

    You wrote "Goodnight Johnboy" in the wrong place,he's in "America",remember???

    Night!!!


    Too young for the Waltons?Who would have guessed.

    err,thank you for whats pleasing to your eye.18th post in 8 years.Jeebus your average in the last 24hrs is positively 89 degrees.....

    Im good for business:pac:


  • #46
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    The poor starfish. I hope he didn't feel any pain when the hawk ate him.


  • #47
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    feelingstressed wrote: »
    You're trying too hard OP

    And nobody talks like this


    The funniest and wittiest posts happen when you don't even try


    Americans do.Have you met one?They are quite elusive


  • #48
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    The poor starfish. I hope he didn't feel any pain when the hawk ate him.


    He?

    Probably didnt feel a thing :D


  • #49
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    cesc77 wrote: »
    He?

    Probably didnt feel a thing :D

    Good. I was worried when I read that the hawk broke the starfish.


  • #50
    celj
    Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭celj


    cesc77 wrote: »
    Too young for the Waltons?Who would have guessed.

    err,thank you for whats pleasing to your eye.18th post in 8 years.Jeebus your average in the last 24hrs is positively 89 degrees.....

    Im good for business:pac:


    The Waltons?
    That was a made up story based in America as well wasn't it????:rolleyes:


  • #51
    Bobjims
    Registered Users Posts: 197 ✭✭Bobjims


    sherdydan wrote: »
    cool story bro

    The funniest part of this thread is that the OP has thanked this post.


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  • #52
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfi8fT9oHkQ


  • #53
    Donal Og O Baelach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Donal Og O Baelach


    Jeeezus... the first gang of replies are a great example of the pack of miserable wnkers hanging around here lately


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