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  • 30-04-2011 10:16pm
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    .SONIC.
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    I didn't learn about sex the regular way...like from your mom or the school...no I learned from porn. I was 12 when I saw my first porn movie and every night I would get up late to go watch it. Well I invited my sister to watch with me one night also...she was 9.Well in one of the porn flicks it shows this woman masturbating so I thought I would try...which made me want to watch porn all the time...

    One night my sister and I got caught watching the porn movie and was sent to our rooms...a week goes by and we didn't get in trouble...I guess it was a shock one time let it slide deal.

    Well I started watching the flicks before I went to school and no ones ever home when I go to school b/c my bus picks me up at 8 and they have to be at work by 7 and my sister at school by 7:30.

    Needless to say my dad works like 1 min away from our house I was in the middle of masturbating until my dad walks in on me watching his porn movie and masturbating...I was grounded until like I was 15 and they wont even talk to me when it comes to sex..


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    Screaminmidget
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    Will ye just F*ck off back to After hours please??


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    oneill787
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    Screaminmidget wrote: »
    Will ye just F*ck off back to After hours please??

    you f*ck off back to kerry ya inbred whoor


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    Screaminmidget
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    oneill787 wrote: »
    you f*ck off back to kerry ya inbred whoor

    Thats so original like, fairplay!! Did you come up with that yourself?? :rolleyes:


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    Slow Show
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    .SONIC. wrote: »

    Needless to say my dad works like 1 min away from our house I was in the middle of masturbating until my dad walks in on me watching his porn movie and masturbating...I was grounded until like I was 15 and they wont even talk to me when it comes to sex..

    It's like you're in American Pie, except your dad's less cool.


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    .SONIC.
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    Slow Show wrote: »
    It's like you're in American Pie, except your dad's less cool.

    yeah, he didnt even agree to not tell mom! :mad:


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    Grindylow
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    oneill787 wrote: »
    you f*ck off back to kerry ya inbred whoor

    Hahahahahah ohmygod I laughed so much at this one :L

    I really did like hahahahahaha :L


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    randylonghorn
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    .SONIC. wrote: »
    I didn't learn about sex the regular way...like from your mom or the school...no I learned from porn.
    Lots of people could probably say this these days.

    Though judging by your other thread you didn't learn much! :)


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    Asphyxia
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    Lots of crazy threads in here tonight :)


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    Adhamh
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    A guy called RandyLongHorn discussing issues of porn in a mature and adult manner, reprimanding youngsters, now I've seen everything...


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    degausserxo
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    They see me trollin', they hatin'


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    flyswatter
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    oneill787 wrote: »
    you f*ck off back to kerry ya inbred whoor

    Seriously, GTFO. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


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