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Help! My dogs found religion!!!

  • 03-05-2011 8:45pm
    #1
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭


    I love my German Sheppard Gus.
    He's always been there for me, even after the incident in Athlone.
    But recently, our relationship has become a little tense, to say the least.
    You see, Gus has recently become a "Born again" Christian, and altough I respect his choice, he does not respect mine.
    Im in no way religious, and Im fond of my beer and women, and since his new found faith, Gus has been constanly judging me.
    He constantly looks and me, shakes his head and walks away.
    Things came to a head yesterday, when he caught me watching adult material on the internet, he has not looked at me since.
    I dont feel ashamed, I feel angry about his "holyier then thou" attitude.
    HELP!!!


Comments

  • #2
    joyce2009
    Registered Users Posts: 530 ✭✭✭joyce2009


    Your going to have to learn to shut the door the next time the adult material is being viewed:D


  • #3
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    What??


  • #4
    teacherspet
    Registered Users Posts: 206 ✭✭teacherspet


    Get Gus away from them as quick as possible, next he will turn into a vegeterian and then where will you be ?


  • #5
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    teacherspet wrote: »
    Get Gus away from them as quick as possible, next he will turn into a vegeterian and then where will you be ?

    awesome, thats where you'll be!


  • #6
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    He'll be in doggy heaven while you burn in hell!

    So you either shape up and change your ways....or you can lead him astray

    Get him some dog beer and introduce him to the local bitches

    Dog%20beer.JPG


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  • #7
    MeerKat17
    Registered Users Posts: 158 ✭✭MeerKat17


    What happened in Athlone?!


  • #8
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    Asphyxia wrote: »
    What??


    I ask myself that everytime I read Gus's bible........


  • #9
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    MeerKat17 wrote: »
    What happened in Athlone?!


    Lets just say a lot of drink was taken, and the last train to Galway was missed, we had time on our hands and well.......Im not proud, but it happened.....


  • #10
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    feelingstressed wrote: »
    He'll be in doggy heaven while you burn in hell!

    So you either shape up and change your ways....or you can lead him astray

    Get him some dog beer and introduce him to the local bitches

    Dog%20beer.JPG


    mmmm Dog Beer.....aghhhh!!!


  • #11
    Pollythene Pam
    Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭Pollythene Pam


    teacherspet wrote: »
    Get Gus away from them as quick as possible, next he will turn into a vegeterian and then where will you be ?


    Wont be McDonalds...thats for sure...


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