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[COMPETITION] Win 1 of 10 Carbon Monoxide Alarms thanks to ESB Electric Ireland

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    #32
    tony007
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭tony007


    I would like to win


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    #33
    cjmcork
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭cjmcork


    I want one!!


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    #34
    Taxedalot
    Registered Users Posts: 132 ✭✭Taxedalot


    Some of these puns are GAS


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    #35
    chasm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,083 ✭✭✭chasm


    Pick me, pick me, you'd be Darth not to :D


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    #36
    wait4me
    Registered Users Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭wait4me


    R (these) 2 D(etect) 2 gases or just one?
    a Ha(n) Solo - just one - Carbon Monoxide.

    sorry!!!!


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    #37
    Bumble32
    Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭Bumble32


    Carbon Monoxide Alarms save lives.


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    #38
    zinzan
    Registered Users Posts: 550 ✭✭✭zinzan


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    The conductor minds the train and a teacher trains the mind.


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    #39
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Why do the masters of the Sith call themselves Lords and not Masters?

    Cuz then we'd have Mastervader


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    #40
    mcgucc22
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭mcgucc22


    i want one


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    #41
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Please please pretty please may I have one Yoda?

    Thank you !


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    #42
    stevemacirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭stevemacirl


    "Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"


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    #43
    BengaLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭BengaLover


    “This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Airtricity, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.”

    “When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the gaster.”


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    #44
    finlma
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭finlma


    "The Carbon Monoxide Poisoning is strong in this one"

    Maybe they would have survived if they had an alarm.


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    #45
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,716 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    A really important piece of kit that I'm just too cheap to buy... :o


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    #46
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    If only they had one of these on the Death Star....


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    #47
    Mayo Miss
    Registered Users Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Mayo Miss


    It would be wasted on Osama but could save my life.......


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    #48
    AlmostQuick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭AlmostQuick


    It'd be gas if I won one...


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    #49
    thepinguin
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭thepinguin


    Shame on me : I've never watch Star Wars...


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    #50
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.


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    #51
    pinkyc
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭pinkyc


    may the fourth be with you! =]


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    #52
    livdmg
    Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭livdmg


    :D Ummm Fourth Be With You, May The.


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    #53
    cunninsu
    Registered Users Posts: 40 ✭cunninsu


    Ok i wont punish any further just please count me in, many thx.


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    #54
    sarahn11
    Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭sarahn11


    [Insert pun here]

    :)


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    #55
    number_1
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭number_1


    Electric Ireland: David wrote: »
    May The Fourth Be With You!
    You're a gas man!:D


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    #56
    ciaglen
    Registered Users Posts: 69 ✭✭ciaglen


    Please enter me :)


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    #57
    TylerIE
    Registered Users Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭TylerIE


    number_1 wrote: »
    You're a gas man!:D

    Excellent! +1!


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    #58
    J.R.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭J.R.


    No interest in Star Wars!


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    #59
    Dublinstiofán
    Registered Users Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭Dublinstiofán


    I want some taquitos!


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    #60
    chiefwiggum
    Registered Users Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭chiefwiggum


    i would love one of these


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    #61
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    pickle me please!!! :rolleyes:


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