Stuff you have learnt about life so far.........

Dravokivich

No matter what is going on, one should always try to find something to laugh about.

sbsquarepants

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Hmm...

ive learned (so far) that.. The moon is not made of cheese, Most women dont like the nice guy- but its good to be him anyway, alcohol is amazing and terrible, grass is definitly here for a very good reason, the internet is highly highly addictive, genuinely trying to be a good person is a reward of its own, bigotry is bad, racism is bad, hate is bad, love is good,
.

Is it bad to hate racists and bigots?:)

ArtyC wrote: »

Most People will abandon you at your time of need. Some out of helplessness- some out of selfishness. Its always good to know you can get through a tough time on your own. Heart breaking but good.

Couldn't agree more - by all means find someone to share your life with, but in absolute terms you're alone, so you better learn to cope that way. If you rely on others to make you happy, it's your fault, not theirs when you aren't!

feelingstressed wrote: »

Atheists are constantly angry at everything and everyone

A real superiority complex too

Shut up, god boy:mad:

Dravokivich wrote: »

No matter what is going on, one should always try to find something to laugh about.

You won't find better advice than this!

goodomens

God brings down the proud, and exhalts the humble.
Lying gets you nowhere.
Loving yourself makes you a nicer person.

GrizzlyMan

Ive learnt that Life goes on so dont let sh1t annoy you too much,
some people are self absorbed, brainwashed and not very well educated apart from what goes on in celebrity and football land! and anything different outside that land is judged!

But on a positive note ive learnt that the most important people in the world is your family....sappy i know but could never understand how some people can disrespect their parents

factnee

Cherish each All Ireland victory. You may be a long time waiting for the next one (even if you are from Cork).

Frank Black

A glass of cold water about 30minutes after eating a sausage sandwich can be the nicest thing in the world.

R P McMurphy

The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. - Bill Hicks

Mr Benevolent

population wrote: »

Orgasms are vastly overrated, for men at least. What man among us cannot admit that the male orgasm is just a tinsey bit similar to having a wee

You're doing it wrong.

Duggy747

I learned to stop giving a shìt about anything (not in the "I don't care about anybody" way) Small things that bother you today more than likely won't even matter to you one bit in a few days time and will be lost in your memory for the rest of your life.

Never trust anyone 100%

Feeling good about yourself is far better than making yourself look good to others.

You are not an individual, stop trying to be one and instead have the craìc with ones you share things with.

The past is unchangeable, don't fret about it and instead use it to shape what you do in the future. Life is all about learning, nobody knows everything 1st time around.

You're both smart and stupid at the same time.

It's written nowhere that you have to act your age. Even if it was, fùck it! :pac:

lastlaugh

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned already but making sure you give a good thorough wipe after you take a dump should not be overlooked.

the whole year inn

Always bet on the black guy.

Elessar

Everyone wears a mask.

lastlaugh

Elessar wrote: »

Everyone wears a mask.

Yerman Rocky Dennis never did all the same.

nkay1985

• Appreciate your parents. Thankfully mine aren't gone but it's only now that I realise just how much I'll miss them once they are.

• On the subject of parents, they've lived a hell of a lot longer than you and generally know better than you so if they're giving you advice, give it due consideration.

• When driving, expect every other driver to do anything whatsoever, no matter how mental it might seem to you. People do mad things on the road but if you're prepared for them, you'll be ok.

• Try hard. I don't care how good or bad someone is at something as long as they're giving it their best shot.

• You will always feel under-appreciated at work. It's only your personal pride that will keep you working to a high level.

Korvanica

Your place in life is where you want to be...

Pedro K

'I'm not young enough to know everything' - Oscar Wilde

mattjack

tattoo,s DO hurt....

Magic Eight Ball

Always dry yourself thoroughly after a shower or bath.
'Trench balls' is a silent killer.

Monife

One I think ya's missed... Money doesn't grow on trees

Nothing worth having in life is free.

If you want something bad enough, you have to work for it, it's not going to get handed to you no matter how hard you wish for it.

Jesus Wept

Nolanger wrote: »

The best and brightest emigrate!

This must be something that those who emigrate and their parents put out.

Latchy

' It takes two people to make a lie ,one to tell the lie and one to believe it ' .

CHealy

I once heard, if your worried about something, think, will it be important or effect you in any way in a years time? If not, then its not worth worrying about.

A nice one for life's small little hurdles

stupidusername

Alway check for loo roll first.

LeeHoffmann

- you really will die.
- the death of your loved ones (and the fact that you will die) can never really be fully grasped
- life is full of paradoxes - eg the word 'nothingness'
- I am very different to most people I've met (not a good thing)
- most people have an overly optimistic view of life
- most people don't prioritise being a good person or they're too lazy to think things through enough to work out what the morally right thing to do is
- experiencing different cultures is the most amazing and fun thing to do
- you never know what's going to happen
- life doesn't care about your plans. have a basic idea of where you're headed but don't make plans.
- routines are for scared people
- you have fewer real friends than you think, but at any time there are more people willing to lend you a hand than you would ever imagine
- you cannot hold onto the people you love or the good times in life no matter how hard you try
- everyone makes mistakes. learning to forgive yourself is vital
- evil people are people too. people can committ truly barbaric acts to some people and be loving and gentle with others and in different situations
- everyone should know how to defend themselves
- family make the best friends
- wisdom comes at a price
- humour makes suffering bearable
- the way to inner strength is making decisions you can be proud of
- self esteem and confidence is like spinach to popeye
- a little paranoia is good, too much makes you crazy
- control is an illusion
- stress can cause premature death
- pretty much everyone is prejudiced (negatively) against some people
- raising children is enormously rewarding
- there's always somebody who's better at it than you
- it can always get worse
- it's important to stop and think, but don't think so much that you stop living
- rational thought yields better results than emotional thinking
- nobody is psychic, people can't talk to the dead,
- everybody is vulnerable
- fame is not important
- the people you love are what's really important

mattjack

Nolanger wrote: »

Most people get their jobs because of who they know.
The best and brightest emigrate!
No-one goes to Northern Ireland for their holidays.
Having a positive outlook on things has ruined this country!

the best and brightest emigrate..? this means we got the best and brightest Polish.......

holystungun9

Latchy wrote: »

' It takes two people to make a lie ,one to tell the lie and one to believe it ' .

Soooo, by that reckoning it's ok to lie and it is the other person's fault to believe it?? I think I might lie a bit more.

sensibleken

when taking several cocks in the ass remember to take an equal amount of cock in the mouth to reduce the risk of chi inbalance

crazygeryy

LeeHoffmann wrote: »

- you really will die.
- the death of your loved ones (and the fact that you will die) can never really be fully grasped
- life is full of paradoxes - eg the word 'nothingness'
- I am very different to most people I've met (not a good thing)
- most people have an overly optimistic view of life
- most people don't prioritise being a good person or they're too lazy to think things through enough to work out what the morally right thing to do is
- experiencing different cultures is the most amazing and fun thing to do
- you never know what's going to happen
- life doesn't care about your plans. have a basic idea of where you're headed but don't make plans.
- routines are for scared people
- you have fewer real friends than you think, but at any time there are more people willing to lend you a hand than you would ever imagine
- you cannot hold onto the people you love or the good times in life no matter how hard you try
- everyone makes mistakes. learning to forgive yourself is vital
- evil people are people too. people can committ truly barbaric acts to some people and be loving and gentle with others and in different situations
- everyone should know how to defend themselves
- family make the best friends
- wisdom comes at a price
- humour makes suffering bearable
- the way to inner strength is making decisions you can be proud of
- self esteem and confidence is like spinach to popeye
- a little paranoia is good, too much makes you crazy
- control is an illusion
- stress can cause premature death
- pretty much everyone is prejudiced (negatively) against some people
- raising children is enormously rewarding
- there's always somebody who's better at it than you
- it can always get worse
- it's important to stop and think, but don't think so much that you stop living
- rational thought yields better results than emotional thinking
- nobody is psychic, people can't talk to the dead,
- everybody is vulnerable
- fame is not important
- the people you love are what's really important

copy and paste is great isnt it.

LeeHoffmann

ascuteasabutton

Biggest thing I have realised in the past 3 years is that your health is your wealth....without that you have nothing

Latchy

holystungun9 wrote: »

Soooo, by that reckoning it's ok to lie and it is the other person's fault to believe it?? I think I might lie a bit more.

It's a statement , not a moral judgment on the rights or wrongs of telling a lie .

Unless you are going to lie to yourself , you really do need a second person in the equasion to tell the lie to but if they dont believe you , your lie has failed .

Nolanger

The-Rigger wrote: »

This must be something that those who emigrate and their parents put out.

Nope, it's from looking at your old school photo and realising that the brightest/most interesting lads in it no longer live in Ireland... and the big, thick cu*t at the back is now a Guard!

AskMyChocolate

efb wrote: »

Why do I feel like Im in 6th Year reading this thread...

Cue Smashing Pumpkins...

Because you have barely legal porn open in your other window?

vampire of kilmainham

kfallon wrote: »

The more **** you have in a day the smaller the load with each **** but better the sensation :pac:

By **** 9 or 10 it's just a puff of smoke

you can go blind from ****:D

vampire of kilmainham

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Few things I've learned:

Never challenge a porcupine to an arse - kicking contest.

Religion is the biggest load of bollocks ever.

Some women are absolutely insane.

Some men of all ages can be extremely immature and childish.

Your family and friends are the best things you have.

Its always good to talk & seek advice.

load of bollix

VivGrise

never steer into the skid...

vampire of kilmainham

iam just sooo attractive i keep looking in mirrors at myself all the time it's true it is really

thetonynator

nkay1985 wrote: »

• Appreciate your parents. Thankfully mine aren't gone but it's only now that I realise just how much I'll miss them once they are.

• On the subject of parents, they've lived a hell of a lot longer than you and generally know better than you so if they're giving you advice, give it due consideration.

• When driving, expect every other driver to do anything whatsoever, no matter how mental it might seem to you. People do mad things on the road but if you're prepared for them, you'll be ok.

• Try hard. I don't care how good or bad someone is at something as long as they're giving it their best shot.

• You will always feel under-appreciated at work. It's only your personal pride that will keep you working to a high level.

people who have mastered the bullet points function on boards are far to smart for it and should be off doing something smart . . .:P

vampire of kilmainham

JohnathanM wrote: »

What's a sink but a urinal with a handy hot and cold cleaning system?

i love pissing in the sink and running the cold water on my nob while im pissing great sensation;):D:cool:

vampire of kilmainham

do one thing everyday that scares you

vampire of kilmainham

belive only your own eyes and not the voices of others

vampire of kilmainham

Jazzy wrote: »

the majority of people are fukin stupid. yes that includes you

and you

vampire of kilmainham

stop the world i want tooooo get off

vampire of kilmainham

The-Rigger wrote: »

This must be something that those who emigrate and their parents put out.

ya cant belive half the lies ya hear

van der vart

beano345 wrote: »

life is a strange strange thing

women think with their emotions then act out of spite

a dog really is your best friend:D

I'm fxxxxd , don't have a dog

Voodoomelon

There's no running away from your emotions, you'll have to deal with them sooner or later.

ddef

iguy wrote: »

I've bipolar/schizophrenia/split personality disorder/depression/suicidal thoughts any many other psychiatric problems that you can think of.

eh, WINNING!

hondasam

Never regret anything, because at one point you wanted it.
Never regret something that once made you smile.

gigino

I learnt that brown envelopes / free holidays + apartments abroad have resulted in a lot of ghost estates in this country + bad planning decisions.
I suppose when Haughey got away with having a mistress / dealing as exposed by Ben Dunnes " thanks a lot big fella" etc for so long, you can hardly blame those lower down / following him. I suppose those who win money on horses, do not have a bank ac and get handouts from mates in Manchester do not need to be on the take while being min for finance

ImpossibleDuck

All women want are bastards with too much confidence...