toilet graffiti

vampire of kilmainham

bewleys cafe grafton st back in the day
flush hard there's a rush on the sanwiches

Smeefa

Written on the bog roll dispenser in ucd, "Pull here for arts degree"

d.anthony

I liked this one

Since writing on toilet wall is done for neither critical acclaim nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art...

Discuss

Stained Class

Seen on urinal.

'Your family's future lies in your hands'.

hypermuse

My personal favourite..


Some come here to have a think,

Some come here to make a stink,

Some come here to play with balls,

I come here.. to write on walls


Classic!!:D

vampire of kilmainham

good one i seen in loo in london

if ya fall assleep here with a sex problem
when you wake you will have the solution
in your hands.

FinnLizzy

In the Sligo IT
"Tochfigh ár lár"

Response

"Tiocfaidh ár lá" If you're going to support a terrorist organisation, learn to spell!

Another one in DCU

"DCU: UCD for dyslexics"

RepublicanEagle

Written beneath the toilet paper in the cubicle.

"Pull here for an Arts degree"

elgriff

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The Radiator

'pull here for arts degree'
everyone else is doing it

64478339

Saw this in a toilet in my old school, its cracking:

'Hitler, you have to give him his jews,
he was a gas man'.

Aglomerado

efb wrote: »

Murt loves t!ts

UCG/ NUIG classic!

Also: "Anne K sat here 1980" - "I can still smell her, 1997" (OK, that one was in a lecture theatre, but still funny)

nibtrix

Written at the very bottom of the cubicle door "you are now ****ting at a 45 degree angle".

Seloth

In UL I found a few good ones.

My favorite is a picture drawn of Mary with huge eyes,and at the side is written "Holy mary is always watching...ALWAYS!"
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"How do Elephants poo!"
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"(I forget what was written,but it was a song lyric)"
^
"Hahah What a faggit "
^
"You spelled ****** wrong ******!"
^
"Your a ******!"
^
*Facepalm*
^
"No your a towel!"

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"Free lil wayne!"

sensibleken

best one i saw when in college

'ag is to science, what para is to olympics'

blackbird98

one I saw in Wexford a few years ago:

Some come here to think and wonder
Others come here and fart like thunder
some come here to read and write
but I came here to have a sh1te

FishyFingers

Here I ly in stinky vapour
bcoz some ba$tard stole the toilet paper
should I ly or shall I linger
or shall I be forced to use my finger

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tiny writing at bottom of door in cubicle
writing gets smaller, it says:

Keep Looking
Keep Looking
keep Looking

you are now $h!tting on the floor


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kfallon

"here sat a man very heartfull, never paid and sh*t a cartfull"

or

"you're never alone with schizophrenia"

hiluxman

saw this in a public toilet

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your in the wrong jacks, the ladies is next door

Sunnyisland

A real old one,

Eat **** millions of flies cant be wrong.