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Your first question in Heaven.

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  • #102
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Any yokes?


  • #103
    gbee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    Why is it that as I live longer I forget the questions I was going to ask?


  • #104
    tatabubbly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭tatabubbly


    Where the fudge is willy wonka's chocolate factory?


  • #105
    kc87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭kc87


    is your wan mary still a virgin? if so can i have a go


  • #106
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Who was Jack The Ripper.

    Been bugging me for years, that one.


  • #107
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Which one of the Olsen twins is more likely to "put out?"

    And where the hell did you get those gates? They are fuppin' lovely they are!


  • #108
    horgan_p
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,612 Mod ✭✭✭✭horgan_p


    What did I ever do to you ?


  • #109
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    Hi, where's the toilet?


  • #110
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Eh delivery for Mr. *squints* Jeeee-zus Christ??:confused:


  • #111
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Ruu wrote: »
    Eh delivery for Mr. *squints* Jeeee-zus Christ??:confused:

    Is he the famous boxer? Must be a new pair a shorts, the Nike wearing sellout


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  • #112
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    What's the craic with this Eternity thing? Is it really that long? I get a bit impatient.

    Also, are you working the whole of Eternity? Jesus, that would suck. Who's your union rep?

    (Ok, I know thats a few questions, but honestly, if I ended up in Heaven, I'd have more than that!)


  • #113
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Can nettle stings increase micky size? :pac:


  • #114
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Have you ever considered getting a PR or publicity person on your staff?


  • #115
    Plumpynutt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 648 ✭✭✭Plumpynutt


    Here sort your sh1t out and fix the mess you've "created"


  • #116
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    NOBODY ****IN MOVE..........THIS IS A STICK UP.............


  • #117
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    "where are all the white wimmen at?"


  • #118
    Fremen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    How dare you?


  • #119
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Did I take many with me?


  • #120
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    How the hell did the Great Wall of China and the Berlin Wall actually get Planning Permission?

    Surely a neighbour somewhere complained with:
    "thats going to block my viewwww"


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  • #121
    Show Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    "Who stuck the knife in my back?"


  • #122
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Fremen wrote: »
    How dare you?

    how dare us what..?


  • #123
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    'Ah Adolf, delighted to finally meet you.'


  • #124
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    "Right, where are the wenches and the mead?"

    * five seconds later *

    ". . . . what the fuck do you mean by 'this isn't Valhalla?'"


  • #125
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    "Where the white women at ?"


  • #126
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,114 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    "Are you on drugs? No? Then how do you explain the human race? Have you had a look at them lately, like in the last five thousand years?"

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • #127
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    What happened on the Marie Celeste?


  • #128
    hogflem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭hogflem


    Do you have Bono's number on speed dial?


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