Pray for mercy the rapture is coming in 13 days - er, last week :(

Liamario

jill_valentine wrote: »

Apart from the obvious?

I was just hoping for some sort of acknowledgement. I mean I will survive the wrath of god.

DoesNotCompute

It's Friday, Friday,
Gotta get down on Friday,
Everybody's looking forward to the Rapture

liamw

Irish Fire wrote: »

Listening to some guy on Matt Cooper yesterday it's 18:00 Hrs in each time zone :rolleyes:

So each time zone is raptured one at a time, wait an hour, move onto the next timezone.. makes sense

Penn

liamw wrote: »

So each time zone is raptured one at a time, wait an hour, move onto the next timezone.. makes sense

That's how Santa gets around the whole world too.

stevejazzx

thebman wrote: »

Someone better tell the F1 teams in Spain.

Not much point in doing practice today if there is no qualifying tomorrow and no race the day after.

Might as well go blow all their money on hookers and coke and hope that this is right :P

So apart from the F1 people no one else had plans?

Plazaman

On Sale From Monday 23rd...

I SURVIVED THE 2011 RAPTURE
and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

CiaranMT

Step in here for the little time we have left on Earth.



:pac:

petebricquette

CiaranMT wrote: »

Step in here for the little time we have left on Earth.

:pac:

:eek: That is one of the more insane websites I've ever seen. I... don't know what to say!

TechFreak

Dont suppose they have a time for this? Wanna watch the Leinster game.

The world doesnt end on a Saturday. It ends on a Tuesday afternoon, everyone knows that.

ShooterSF

liamw wrote: »

So each time zone is raptured one at a time, wait an hour, move onto the next timezone.. makes sense

Obviously! How do you expect them to deal with all the new arrivals looking to check in to heaven if they raptured the whole planet at once?! Peter's union rep wouldn't be happy.

Knasher

liamw wrote: »

So each time zone is raptured one at a time, wait an hour, move onto the next timezone.. makes sense

Even better, after Auckland gets hit we will have 12 hours to repent and be saved before it's our turn.

eoin5

Is Harold Camping Fonzie from the future? I think we should listen!!

Turtwig

Signs of something tumultuous occurring in the Japan and New Zealand. Early reports are indicating it's the combined resonance of people snoring. But it could be the first signs of the rapture...stay tuned.

TechFreak

Ok.....breaking news. The "Rapture people have even started to give a time"

6pm EST on May 21st with hourly great earthquakes beginning in the Mid-East.

I still havent worked out if its the middle east or mid eastern side of America.

Either way.......MAN THE ARKS !!!!!

At least now I know the real reason the Park was shut for the week. It wasnt because the Queen was here, it was to evacuate the Zoo.

GavRedKing

I've my popcorn ready, rapture here I come.......you better not disappoint. :mad:

MrPudding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmX-lZOYcVA

MrP

TechFreak

MrPudding wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmX-lZOYcVA

MrP

Raptural Science......Classic

DoesNotCompute

Knasher wrote: »

Even better, after Auckland gets hit we will have 12 hours to repent and be saved before it's our turn.

What if I got on a jet and tried to stay "ahead of the curve" of the Rapture? i.e. an hour or so before the Rapture hits Dublin, get on a plane from Dublin to Sydney - Sydeny will already have been Raptured several hours before hand, and since the Rapture will be on a rolling time zone basis, starting in the Pacific, and ending in the West Coast of the US, then surely I can outrun the Rapture wave by flying west fast enough???

krudler

ShooterSF

DoesNotCompute wrote: »

What if I got on a jet and tried to stay "ahead of the curve" of the Rapture? i.e. an hour or so before the Rapture hits Dublin, get on a plane from Dublin to Sydney - Sydeny will already have been Raptured several hours before hand, and since the Rapture will be on a rolling time zone basis, starting in the Pacific, and ending in the West Coast of the US, then surely I can outrun the Rapture wave by flying west fast enough???

Bit risky... Why not fly somewhere close to the international date line now and cross it an hour after OZ is good and raptured?

eoin5

DoesNotCompute wrote: »

What if I got on a jet and tried to stay "ahead of the curve" of the Rapture? i.e. an hour or so before the Rapture hits Dublin, get on a plane from Dublin to Sydney - Sydeny will already have been Raptured several hours before hand, and since the Rapture will be on a rolling time zone basis, starting in the Pacific, and ending in the West Coast of the US, then surely I can outrun the Rapture wave by flying west fast enough???

I guess you'll just be eaten by the zombies when you land, either that or the rapturebots will get you...

Cunning Alias

eoin5

You're all invited!!

robindch

eoin5 wrote: »

Galvasean, is that you?!!?

robindch

Malty_T wrote: »

Zealand. Early reports are indicating it's the combined resonance of people snoring.

If the snoring stops and the only sound you can year is that of right-thinking christians flying up into the sky, naked, then please PM me and I'll make an announcement to the forum.

TechFreak

Phew.....managed just in time to get the sign for the car

the_syco

I'm consfused: how can an imaginary ghost affect us? If it was of any use, I'm sure it would have stopped the Jews being gassed in WW2...

TechFreak

the_syco wrote: »

I'm consfused: how can an imaginary ghost affect us? If it was of any use, I'm sure it would have stopped the Jews being gassed in WW2...

Dont dismiss the powers of a Zombie Carpenter.....

DoesNotCompute

Zombienosh

is there anyone on here that actually believes this?

ShooterSF

Zombienosh wrote: »

is there anyone on here that actually believes this?

Not even the trolls are touching this one!

Zombienosh

There's someone somewhere in a home made shelter with about a months supply of beans and a tinfoil hat.

mikhail

krudler wrote: »

I can't remember where I read it (perhaps Bruce Schneider), and I can't find it on google, but there's a 'law' which seems relevant. To my best recollection:
"Any level-based warning system will eventually reach the level of 'threat imminent' and stay there forever."

Humans eh!

Zombienosh wrote: »

There's someone somewhere in a home made shelter with about a months supply of beans and a tinfoil hat.

Tribulation.
Or Thirty Days of Intense lung searing farts in a confined sealed space. :eek:
The choice is clear..


.

efb

TechFreak wrote: »

Dont dismiss the powers of a Zombie Carpenter.....

Karen?

wildefalcon

Does all this mean that petrol is going to be cheaper?

cucbuc

DoesNotCompute wrote: »

What if I got on a jet and tried to stay "ahead of the curve" of the Rapture? i.e. an hour or so before the Rapture hits Dublin, get on a plane from Dublin to Sydney - Sydeny will already have been Raptured several hours before hand, and since the Rapture will be on a rolling time zone basis, starting in the Pacific, and ending in the West Coast of the US, then surely I can outrun the Rapture wave by flying west fast enough???

Reminds me of The Langoliers:pac::pac::pac:..sort of. I Think that plane was flying through a window in time, but we wont split hairs.

NomdePlume

Today I bought a €1 ticket for the Monday Million. If the world ends tomorrow I won't get to not win anything on the 23rd

Gordon

I'm just listening to the latest radio recording on the website (go here to see all recordings) and actually lold at the guy closing down a skeptic @6:35 audio.

Skeptic: "On May 22 will you take responsibility for those you've led astray?"
Camping: "We're not going to talk about May 22 as it's the day after judgement day. [struggles to answer further and stumbles over his thoughts] Shall we take our next call?"

krudler

liamw

This thread needs some theme music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbwlGv9SWfY

efb

Zombie Karen Carpenter to sing us out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giw_TE5fAOo

conscious

rossa morbeg wrote: »

There is still time to be saved. Please pray to god to have mercy on you. The rapture is coming on may 21 see www.familyradio.com

Laughed at...you are contradicting the word of the lord by this very sentence

reallyrose

Isn't it a moral sin to try and work out when the end of the world is?

conscious

reallyrose wrote: »

Isn't it a moral sin to try and work out when the end of the world is?

As the bible says, nobody shall know when that day is

liah

conscious wrote: »

As the bible says, nobody shall know when that day is

How convenient

ms horatio

http://fsiforms.familyradio.org/fm/
Has anyone noticed this page on the Family Radio website?Apparently you can order stuff up to May 27th....

ms horatio

Ehhmmmm....all gone very quiet on here....surely not?????:eek:

reallyrose

Shhhh.........

Irish Fire

So will it be like the dairy milk ad on the T.V. at the moment??