Ode to IO

jumpguy

You shave your muzz,
while we wreck your buzz
Put on the thinkin' cap,
though not your silly hat

You were once a mod,
we thought of you as God
Modship's gone,
and here's a song

You fare from Limerick City,
which is rather shítty
You do teaching,
To generations, you shall be preaching,

Full of love for the C&H forum,
a place of loveliness and decorum
the free verse could represent the discord of the world that we live in,
the rhyme at the start could represent the order IO brings to it

Clem said hi, and claimed she liked pie
Convinced we were, it was a lie
Until she claimed she was speaking in the name of IO
That gave us the indication - it must be so

After all this plight,
toiling, even soiling and foresight,
we have come to one conclusion:
poetry is shíte!

Written with good intention by: Monzo, jumpguy, Pygmalion, Robby91, ScreamingMidget, deise_girl.

Pygmalion

jumpguy wrote: »

Written with good intention by: Monzo, jumpguy, Pygmalion, Robby91, ScreamingMidget, deise_girl.

I didn't actually write a word of this tbh, my poem would be a million times more epic.

Screaminmidget

Jolly good!!

suitcasepink

Pygmalion wrote: »

I didn't actually write a word of this tbh, my poem would be a million times more epic.

Yea me neither :L
I just asked for a line about me..

jumpguy

deise_girl wrote: »

Yea me neither :L
I just asked for a line about me..

The fact you gave permission to mention the trademarked "Clem" was honourable enough.

jefreywithonef

Ruddy good composition, bound to grace LC textbooks in the near future.

The poem kinda resembles an arrow, definitely symbolic of the violent times we live in. Deep stuff.

Pygmalion

Divine? Insect Overlord?
No, not divine!
Insect Overlord does not deliver!
Insect Overlord lies!

Lover? Insect Overlord?
No, not so!
Insect Overlord does not love!
Insect Overlord deceives!

Seer? Insect Overlord?
No, sees not!
Lies to serve Insect Overlord!
Never listen to Overlord!

Led into sin?
No, not led!
Insect Overlord decided to serve evil!
Evil never dies!

I hope to god someone sees what I did there, it probably just seems like a **** insomnia-driven poem with no reason behind it otherwise.

KnifeWRENCH

#1
Insect Overlord
Does not deserve a haiku
Yet here we are. Balls.

#2
Hey Insect Overlord, you're so fine.
You're so fine you blow my mind.
Insect Overlord.

#3
There once was a man named Insect Overlord
Whose did not have a coherent limerick dedicated to him.
The first two lines didn't rhyme
And neither did lines three and four.
And as for the last line? Pffft.....

This is as much as you'll get out of me. :pac:

Grindylow

I
ns
ect
overl
ord


I call it a Noel.

randylonghorn

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

#1

#3
There once was a man named Insect Overlord
Whose did not have a coherent limerick dedicated to him.
The first two lines didn't rhyme
And neither did lines three and four.
And as for the last line? Pffft.....

This is as much as you'll get out of me. :pac:

I think an incoherent limerick is probably not new to him ... >_>

Insect Overlord

randylonghorn wrote: »

I think an incoherent limerick is probably not new to him ... >_>

There once was a mod, Randylonghorn,
Whose username was targeted with scorn!
For the Leaving Cert class,
It was argued, too crass!
But there were no LOLcats to infract or warn.

randylonghorn

I knew I should have used a capital for the "L"!

Pun fail!



There once was a Boardsie called Eee-O,
Who frequently sang out of key-o,
His poems were the biz,
His hats were the shiz,
And he'll probably end up driving a Clio!!

Insect Overlord

randylonghorn wrote: »

There once was a Boardsie called Eee-O,
Who frequently sang out of key-o,
His poems were the biz,
His hats were the shiz,
And he'll probably end up driving a Clio!!