She wants my beef...

Tipsy McSwagger

Dean0088 wrote: »

Hows it sappy not to cheat on my gf?

It cab be seen as sappy to admit you love your gf and would never cheat on her.

-Kenny-

AH Answer - Bring her to a different county then pop her wan in the rear ! Different county... surely not cheating. then blast with golden shower after for comic effect.


Real Answer - Its true its an ego boost, just stay friends with her stay happy with your girlfriend and have a **** over yer wan !

Chuck Stone

Pics of ass or it's all in your head.

--LOS--

whadya mean you don't know what to do? You don't have to do anything unless this other girl tries to make a move or something which she hasn't so maybe don't flatter yourself so much yet :P

Mr.Crinklewood

Ever see "The Crying Game"?

Cummybaby

Just read Warren Beatty's biography. He banged over 12,000 in his day. So my advice to you is:



TAP THAT ****.

RachaelVO

Dean0088 wrote: »

I'm nearly fecken sure of it!

Girl from college.. been friends for quite a while. I'm tellen ya she want's a bit 'o this!

Have a girlfriend though so she's off the menu...

Don't know what to do now! She hasn't explicitly made a move nor nothing so I can't just say jog on... Then again she's a mate and I wouldn't want it to ruin our friendship.

Hell of an ass on her though...

But aren't all girls looking to get you into bed? The rumour you started about yourself says exactly that...

Fukuyama

RachaelVO wrote: »

But aren't all girls looking to get you into bed? The rumour you started about yourself says exactly that...

Well obviously :rolleyes:

Wait...what rumour!? Looks like me reputation preceeds me... much like my massive shlong

MagicSean

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Threesome.

Tell your girlfriend that your friend fancies her and not you. She might be more open to the idea if she thinks she is the star attraction.

DWCommuter

Dean0088 wrote: »

Well obviously :rolleyes:

Wait...what rumour!? Looks like me reputation preceeds me... much like my massive shlong

Why style of beef is a shlong? And whats this girls ass got to do with your cooking?

SuitedAces

OP, be a man about the whole situation



....and drive it into her!!!(The bird with the fine arse, that is )

FlutterinBantam

Dean0088 wrote: »

I'm nearly fecken sure of it!

Girl from college.. been friends for quite a while. I'm tellen ya she want's a bit 'o this!

Have a girlfriend though so she's off the menu...

Don't know what to do now! She hasn't explicitly made a move nor nothing so I can't just say jog on... Then again she's a mate and I wouldn't want it to ruin our friendship.

Hell of an ass on her though...

Dean, can't understand that a lad of your intelligence has posted this conundrum.

What the fcuk are you? a married man? If this bint wants a bit of nobbing, well go give it to her!!

At an appropriate moment produce the well glazed and throbbing knob, glistening with desire,and if she rejects that knotty lad,well ,no fcuking harm done man.Pack the fcuker away and say you need to bone up on something urgently.

You know where you stand and then you can concentrate on your girlfriend.

Simples dude.

wolf moon

Dean0088 wrote: »

Have a girlfriend though.

it doesn't make you disabled in "this" way, does it?

blackdog2

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Dean, can't understand that a lad of your intelligence has posted this conundrum.

What the fcuk are you? a married man? If this bint wants a bit of nobbing, well go give it to her!!

At an appropriate moment produce the well glazed and throbbing knob, glistening with desire,and if she rejects that knotty lad,well ,no fcuking harm done man.Pack the fcuker away and say you need to bone up on something urgently.

You know where you stand and then you can concentrate on your girlfriend.

Simples dude.

Reads like a modern day James Joyce piece

mink_man

I think the op has noticed a few threads in AH recently and seen that there are people wanting some good threads and he's made this up to try to satisfy us all.

Leiva

Dean0088 wrote: »

All I said was she has a nice ass. And she does. No denying it.

Photos (actually naked photos ) or GTFO ! !

dj jarvis

if this friend of yours also knows your GF then run a ****ing mile

shes a plant - this is a booty test - be careful they are all evil ninjas

you have been warned

( if she dont know her the split the lass - you will get your hole but you will still be a prick - enjoy )

sunflower27

It's all a bit juvenile isn't it. :rolleyes:

Go watch some porn.

Lustrum

As far as I can see you have 2 options....


You can either do her from the front, or do her from the rear. Either way, get us all a pic like a good man