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Where is Tar?

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  • 01-06-2011 6:53pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    I haven't seen Tar in ages. Where could he be? I miss him :(


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    #2
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    We all do :(:(


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    #3
    Flojo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Muh haha I know where (s)he is... (s)he's in a secret hideout forum :pac:


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,258 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    (S)he fell out of bed and is now sleeping under a duvet on the floor. I would wake Tar, but (s)he looks so peaceful. :D


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    #5
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    (s)he is in my basement.

    €100,000,000 a ride!


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    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Seems like a bargain my good man. I'll take it!


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    #7
    Flojo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    (s)he is in my basement.

    €100,000,000 a ride!

    Not anymore... I helped them escape. We're on the run! :pac:


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    #8
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    Seems like a bargain my good man. I'll take it!
    Just one moment sir, would you like to peruse the menu, and decide which style you'll have your Tar?
    Flojo wrote: »
    Not anymore... I helped them escape. We're on the run! :pac:
    Not for long... *activates uber sekrit tracking becon*


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    #9
    Flojo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Just one moment sir, would you like to peruse the menu, and decide which style you'll have your Tar?

    Not for long... *activates uber sekrit tracking becon*

    Retaliates with a super sekrit force shield that blocks any attacks or tracking devices... :pac:


    You really shouldn't that made that move public.. har har


    Now Tar and I are to going to run off to some tropical climate and sip on pina colada in coconut shells, with those tiny weeny cutesie umbrellas... you know the ones right? Ahhh :cool:


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    #10
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ok, I didn't want it to come to this... but I've got Avril Lavigne. If he wants her, he'll come.


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    #11
    Flojo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Noes Tar! Don't listen to him... Damo is full of zee liez! It's really a skinny hipster dude in a wig and skirt. Instead of sweet tender love, you'll be forced to listen to how unique and eclectic his music taste is! DO NOT FALL FOR IT TAR....


    THINK OF THE PINA COLADAS WITH THE LIL UMBRELLAS!


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    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I heard she moved into Osama's old gaff, it doesn't have internet at the moment, waiting for it to be connected.


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    #13
    Flojo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I heard she moved into Osama's old gaff, it doesn't have internet at the moment, waiting for it to be connected.

    That's the info we leaked so Damo doesn't find Tar and have his wicked way with them!


    Opps I've said too much.


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    #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He must never know about the .Aldarion Genome Project.


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    #15
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The .Aldarion gnome project?

    I WANTS ME SOME OF THAT CRAZY MINI TAR SHIZZNITS RIGHT NAO!


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    #16
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I was having a kitkat. in the bum


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    There's another use for them?? :confused:


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    #18
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    in the other bum


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    #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What what? In the butt?


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    #20
    BBDBB
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    two or four fingers?


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    #21
    Tar.Aldarion
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU


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    #22
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMCM-_0iSF0


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    #23
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I thought I saw Tar today but it was only a hot chick touching herself with a memory key. :(


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    #24
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Tar!!!!


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    #25
    Tar.Aldarion
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    SNarah!!!!


    oh how sarky makes me laugh like no other octopod could


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    #26
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Where oh where oh where is Shadow?
    27521_102956826418606_6721_n.jpg


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    #27
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Did ya find her?

    I miss schmexy tar :(


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    #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Has Tar abandoned us for a younger model? And if so can we extrapolate how long it will be before he starts dating people still in the womb?


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    #29
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    get knocked up and we will talk, and no, not that bad film


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    #30
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I fear getting pregnant may be difficult, what with having a penis and all. Could I just get really constipated instead?


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    #31
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    yes, food babies are also accepted.


    what about the women with the va jay jay and penis? could you just not be one of them


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