Give your unborn child a facebook page !

tempura

Just read on some nutjob website that the latest craze for expectant parents is to make a facebook page for their unborn child using scan pictures as their profile picture. Ffs, though id seen it all !

Killer Pigeon

Facebook now provides birth certificates - your online presence begins at age zero.

hondasam

They will make great parents.

aligator_am

Wondering if anyone will name their page "Miscarriage"

stovelid

aligator_am wrote: »

Wondering if anyone will name their page "Miscarriage"

Good man.

shannon_tek

were do you begin. Humans!! im loosing all touch with civilisation there all turning into nut jobs

orourkeda

aligator_am wrote: »

Wondering if anyone will name their page "Miscarriage"

Or mistake

Salty

Facebook accounts are better than this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=K_uRcywbNhg

alwaysadub

I'm just gonna call my child Facebook so. Just to be different

Turtyturd

shannon_tek wrote: »

were do you begin. Humans!! im loosing all touch with civilisation there all turning into nut jobs

But you're keeping a firm grip on the language...that's the important thing.

aligator_am

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Facebook now provides birth certificates - your online presence begins at age zero.

Lol, is that where Obama got his? :P

123balltv

Jesus Christ whatever happened to expectant parents
speaking face to face to proper friends instead of stalkers I dread to think
what kind weirdos see your newborn pictures, scary

in the future people will ask what period of time you'd like to live in ...

I would say anytime before facebook/sadbook .............

Cookie_Monster

Facebook is like smoking, if I ever caught a child of mine doing either I'd **** them outa the house :pac:

ItsAWindUp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

TheBunk1

alwaysadub wrote: »

I'm just gonna call my child Facebook so. Just to be different

It's been done. Sadly.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2380670,00.asp

admiralofthefleet

me and my missus have both agreed to keep our scan pics private to ourselves, when he is born this october all being well please god, we will post a couple of pics him, but only then

digme

aligator_am wrote: »

Wondering if anyone will name their page "Miscarriage"

how is that even funny?

spider guardian

Seeing as the unborn cannot consent to this it should be illegal

draylander

well if you think thats great well ive already started a page for my sperm.
I update the account with a regular account of how many sperm I have as well as telling th world everytime my bads boys are in danger of procreating.

lace

Technically, making a page for an unborn child is against Facebook's terms of use so by all rights pages like that should be taken down. It's creepy and wrong. I pity the poor kids. This generation of kiddies will probably be spurting first words like "omg bbz", "sum ppl" and "lol".

Show Time

Some sad MoFo's out there.

orourkeda

aligator_am wrote: »

Wondering if anyone will name their page "Miscarriage"

Drink fuelled one night stand?

UpCork

This is disgraceful. It goes to show how technology is really invading on people's lives. Privacy and with it decency and decorum seem to be dying out.

I do have a Facebook page - as many of my friends/family are abroad and it is an easy way to keep up - but some of the things I have seen people post on there is shocking. People don't seem to care what they put up on these pages.

This makes me really cross

galwayrush

Is baby Storm getting a new brother sister, it.?
Sounds like the type of thing that would appeal to such ****ed up parents.

orourkeda

UpCork wrote: »

This is disgraceful. It goes to show how technology is really invading on people's lives. Privacy and with it decency and decorum seem to be dying out.

I do have a Facebook page - as many of my friends/family are abroad and it is an easy way to keep up - but some of the things I have seen people post on there is shocking. People don't seem to care what they put up on these pages.

This makes me really cross

Facebook is fine if used for practical reasons like the one you mention. However, this baby stuff is the kind of thing which would put people off.

tan11ie

Totally ridiculous!! Is anything kept private anymore

Make the man some eggs woman

Im gonna take a pic of a fresh hot load for a fb profile, since its the craze

BrianD

Thought you had be 13+ to have an account. Obviously you can get around that. Zuckerberg is considering lowering the age for Facebook membership - presumably so that advertisers can target kids.

There's nothing worse than kids on these networks. I recall a friend of a friend setting a MySpace page for their baby and proceeding to annoy everbody with baby updates.

PennyLane88

This sounds f***ed up, what person in their right minds does this kinda s***??

Andersy

One of my friend has his 1 year old baby and he developed Facebook Account. Now they are trying to facilitate him by providing him every thing furnished already.

7Sins

Children are like farts, you can only tolerate your own.

robinph

Facebook will be long gone before any of the sprogletts are old enough to use the account themselves.

Andersy

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Facebook is like smoking, if I ever caught a child of mine doing either I'd **** them outa the house :pac:

Yes you are absolutely right. Facebook is like chain smoking. Who has a touch of it can never be let out of it.