If you had to give one piece of advice what would it be?

rosco p coltrane

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity"
— Abraham Lincoln

Still have a smile on my face 5 mins later.

Eve_Dublin

If you're feeling that things are too hard to cope with on your own, ask for help and confide in a friend or family member. Don't suffer in silence.

Saila

rosco p coltrane wrote: »

Its better to know a little about a lot than a lot about a little.

I use to think that, but then did a 180 on it, better to specialise in what you know than collect useless information, the more you know about the harder it is to make decisions.

rosco p coltrane

"There's a battle in life, that man must make, it's between life and love - i think they call it heartache." Rosco. P. Coltrane.

Eve_Dublin

BengaLover wrote: »

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Aaaaahhahhahaaaaa!!!

D1stant

D1stant wrote: »

Do not seek advice from the internet

The combined knowledge obtained is likely to be more varied than from your mates down the pub.

FTGFOP wrote: »

Take all advice with a pinch of salt.

And that should include "professional" advice as well.

Eric Cartman

smoke weed every day

Aoifey!

Don't be afraid to dive in and try new things. Everyone was new once so you won't be alone.

smellslikeshoes

If you can't lift her, don't shift her.

Dangerous Man

Aoifey! wrote: »

Don't be afraid to dive in and try new things. Everyone was new once so you won't be alone.

Unless of course the new thing you're trying is actually swimming and by diving in, you're really diving in. Don't do this, or you'll likely die.

Unfortunately I'm in no position to give advice to anybody.

SugarHigh

Make money, **** bitches, smoke trees

Knex*

Aoifey! wrote: »

Don't be afraid to dive in and try new things. Everyone was new once so you won't be alone.

This.

Its so relevant especially when you're just about to start college. Give everything a go that you feel you might like, from societies to new sports etc and the longer you leave it to do these things the more you will regret it after.

UglyBolloxFace

Patriciamc93 wrote: »

If you had to give one piece of advice what would it be?

"If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?"

solerina

Carpe Diem !!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Don't sweat the small stuff

Sophsxxx

Do NOT EVER let someone **** you around! Have respect for yourself and do your own thing...if they're worth it, then you'll know!

And also for those goin into college, seriously.....don't go in first year.....waste of time! :cool:

(unless your doing medicine...of course)

krudler

Always judge books by their covers, the cover usually contains info about the author, a synopsis of the plot and the artwork generally relates to the theme of the book. this is valuable information to have when choosing a book to read.

Agonist

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff

jaybee747

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

UpCork

Always go with your gut instinct. My Mother told me this from a very young age and it has never proven me wrong yet.

There were many times when I've been dubious about something and my gut instinct - or that voice in my head- was telling me not to do it (or to do it in some cases) and it has always been the right decision.

Show Time

Always ask questions as you are never to old to learn something new.

sunflower27

Toby Helpless Incense wrote: »

Don't sweat the small stuff

So true. When i think about the things I used to worry about... what a waste of time.

Joe10000

jaybee747 wrote: »

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Make sure you know your sh1t from your shinola.

Lady Chatterton

Show respect to everyone on your way up the career ladder as one of these people could be your boss on the way down.

Nolanger

EMIGRATE!

tan11ie

Wear SPF every day and avoid sun beds !

FlutterinBantam

Keep your knob clean.

Don't let the knob-cheese build up under your bell flange.

Bad things happen, and the ladies don't like it.

kfallon

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Keep your knob clean.

Don't let the knob-cheese build up under your bell flange.

Bad things happen, and the ladies don't like it.

What bad things happened to you?

Ally Dick

Never sh1t on your own doorstep, and don't sh1t where you eat either

Sids Not

Do one good deed every day...........








.and one bad thing at night.......;)

FlutterinBantam

kfallon wrote: »

What bad things happened to you?

:eek:

No bad things man, tip of the toothbrush around the 'neck' sorts things, but I knew a lad whose bell hygiene was poor.

fcuker was like plastic trumpet pulled out of a fire.

Leaves an impression on one.:rolleyes:

Xivilai

Don't take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time.

Solnskaya

what's meant for you won't go by you.
And if you have to chase and push to get or do somthing, it's usually not the right thing to be doing. The good stuff comes easily.

Ferris_Bueller

Treat people how you would like to be treated.

swordofislam

Don't post about how bad the Israelis are in After Hours no one here gives a shot.

teaholic

Trust you instincts and don't let ANYONE tell you you are useless and believe them.

Knex*

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

No bad things man, tip of the toothbrush around the 'neck' sorts things, but I knew a lad whose bell hygiene was poor.

fcuker was like plastic trumpet pulled out of a fire.

Leaves an impression on one.:rolleyes:

Please say you have more than one toothbrush...:D

Snakeblood

Patriciamc93 wrote: »

Ok so..... I like some others around here are going to be finished with secondary school for good in a few weeks. And will have to wake up and live in the real world...... Make our own mistakes and suffer the consequences.

So if you had to give one piece of advice to a leaving cert about the rest of their lives what would it be???

Take Care, spike your hair.

WoollyRedHat

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Wear sunscreen.

Even when it's raining

brummytom

Ally Dick wrote: »

Never sh1t on your own doorstep, and don't sh1t where you eat either

Mainly keep the shitting to the toilet

kfallon

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

No bad things man, tip of the toothbrush around the 'neck' sorts things, but I knew a lad whose bell hygiene was poor.

fcuker was like plastic trumpet pulled out of a fire.

Leaves an impression on one.:rolleyes:

I don't even want to know how you knew his bell hygiene was poor :eek:

tan11ie

kfallon wrote: »

I don't even want to know how you knew his bell hygiene was poor :eek:

FFS i'm drunk:eek:

conlufc

Here's a bit of advice for you.

Advi. :D

orourkeda

lube your lad when taking her from behind

OkayWhatever

Do your best in everything you do.. And don't regret anything, pointless.

mikemac

Never text, email, tweet, facebook whatever when drunk
You'll regret it
Posting on boards while drunk however is encouraged :cool:

And at the same time, it takes less then a second to double check where you are sending that email or text to.
Marriages have ended and jobs have been lost due to simple mistakes


If you wish to doss in work, grab a clipboard and pen and walk confidently around the place. Nobody will challenge you

df1985

Never take what you have for granted, can be taken away in an instant.

Be yourself and never be ashamed of who you are regardless of anyones opinion.

--Kaiser--

Don't take any sh1t off anyone, ever

RichieC

never lose a staring match with your cat.

Voodoo_rasher

Don't stick around.

(Drinking water is full of fooking fluoride, and 25 % of yr peers claim to have had suicidal feelings)