When atheists go too far

padraig91

karma_ wrote: »

Since God created man, and man created atheism, atheism is like a gift from God!

as is transformers

padraig91

Chairman Meow wrote: »

So Atheists, if youre all so smug and know everything, riddle me this batman, how was the universe created? Nothing exploded and created everything? Yeah, sounds about as plausible as an omnipotent being creating everything in 7 days.

Theists = 1
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Ok well you assume everything was made in 7 days because it says it happened in 1 book
and there are hundreds of books supporting the big bang theory (also a brilliant tv show but thats not very relevant)

so i think the score is
SUCK IT FOOL!!
now if your so set on following the bible why dont ya get off the internet and feel up some little boys

Chairman Meow

optogirl wrote: »

Who claimed NOTHING EXPLODED?? You did, so the onus is on you to prove that one.

I think youll find this is what most atheists actually believe. What existed before the universe? Nothing. What created the universe? The big bang. What caused the big bang? The nothing that existed before the universe exploding. Therefore nothing exploding created everything, according to atheists. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

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Atheists = 0

Shenshen

Chairman Meow wrote: »

And im waiting for the all knowing atheists to explain why nothing suddenly decided to explode and create everything.

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atheists = 0

*gets the popcorn

Won't be long now, lads.

Shenshen

Chairman Meow wrote: »

I think youll find this is what most atheists actually believe. What existed before the universe? Nothing. What created the universe? The big bang. What caused the big bang? The nothing that existed before the universe exploding. Therefore nothing exploding created everything, according to atheists. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

Theists = 4
Atheists = 0

While I don't believe any of the above, do you think it's more sensible to assume that nothing just condensed one fine day and god popped into existence?

optogirl

Chairman Meow wrote: »

I think youll find this is what most atheists actually believe. What existed before the universe? Nothing. What created the universe? The big bang. What caused the big bang? The nothing that existed before the universe exploding. Therefore nothing exploding created everything, according to atheists. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

Theists = 4
Atheists = 0

Why don't you go and inform yourself as to what the Big Bang Theory actually is -- supported by many a theist too you may be surprised to hear.

Mark200

sensibleken wrote: »

tide goes in, tide comes out. you cant explain that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCipg71LbI#t=1m51s

Chairman Meow wrote: »

And im waiting for the all knowing atheists to explain why nothing suddenly decided to explode and create everything.

Are you for serious?

First of all you seem to be quite proud of your complete lack of awareness of science.

Second of all, you not knowing something does not mean there is a god. There was a time when humans didn't know how the weather worked so they just said that gods are doing it. And that's what you're doing. You don't know how something happened so you're saying "An invisible man in the sky did it!" and then pointing at anyone who dares to say "well actually, we don't know".

And I've no problem calling that kind of reasoning idiotic. And I don't care if you find that offensive. I find it offensive that you would share such stupidity.

padraig91

Chairman Meow wrote: »

I think youll find this is what most atheists actually believe. What existed before the universe? Nothing. What created the universe? The big bang. What caused the big bang? The nothing that existed before the universe exploding. Therefore nothing exploding created everything, according to atheists. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

Theists = 4
Atheists = 0

Ok i suggest you read this before you embarrass yourself further
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
also i think you will find it makes more sense then a man in the sky put everything there

Ellis Dee

Chairman Meow wrote: »

And im waiting for the all knowing atheists to explain why nothing suddenly decided to explode and create everything.

Atheists are only too happy to acknowledge that they do not know everything; indeed, that many things are unknowable.:rolleyes:

The theists are the ones with all the answers, including the ultimate joker card - the "mystery", i.e. something that is unknowable and unbelievable, but must be believed because the sky fairy says so.:D

Religion is the ultimate escape from reason and reality. As Nietzsche put it in "Also sprach Zarathustra":

"Ihrem Elende wollten sie entlaufen, und die Sterne waren ihnen zu
weit. Da seufzten sie: "Oh dass es doch himmlische Wege gäbe, sich in
ein andres Sein und Glück zu schleichen!" - da erfanden sie sich ihre
Schliche und blutigen Tränklein!"

This means, more or less. "They wanted to escape their misery, and the stars were too remote for them. Then they sighed: 'Oh, if only there were celestial pathways through which to crawl into another being and happiness!' - there they found their crawlway and their bloody little beverage!";)

RichieC

optogirl wrote: »

Why don't you go and inform yourself as to what the Big Bang Theory actually is -- supported by many a theist too you may be surprised to hear.

it's a rather unscandalous theory simply because it gels with the judeo/christian genesis so well.

EggsAckley

Chairman Meow wrote: »

I think youll find this is what most atheists actually believe. What existed before the universe? Nothing. What created the universe? The big bang. What caused the big bang? The nothing that existed before the universe exploding. Therefore nothing exploding created everything, according to atheists. Yeah, makes perfect sense.

Theists = 4
Atheists = 0

Why do you think the origin of the universe should make sense to you or anyone else?

Chairman Meow

EggsAckley wrote: »

Why do you think the origin of the universe should make sense to you or anyone else?

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

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sensibleken

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

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what athiests said they can explain everything using science? I think youll find most athiests here at least has said that they dont know

pts

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

Fair point, f*cking Magnets, How Do They Work? :rolleyes:

Genghiz Cohen

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

For someone with such a great username, you talk an awful lot of arse.

Shenshen

How long do you think it will be before she realises that she's awarded theists the same point 5 times?

No wonder she struggles with simple concepts, the poor girl can't count.

sensibleken

pts wrote: »

Fair point, f*cking Magnets, How Do They Work? :rolleyes:

Its not magnetism. its intelligent pushing!

optogirl

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

ok Trolly Mc Trollster - why don't you actually read the many responses which point you in the direction of expanding your clearly non-existent grip on the big bang. You will find that science is not only for the atheist, but many theists also accept scientific findings, albeit insofar as they can marry the findings with their belief in a god.

copeyhagen

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

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atheists = 0

your coming across as quite the idiot.

you remind me of mr ms garrison in the southpark episode baes on evolution and to quote:

Ms. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this...
Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...
Ms. Garrison: ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!
Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

Chairman Meow

sensibleken wrote: »

what athiests said they can explain everything using science? I think youll find most athiests here at least has said that they dont know

So you admit atheists dont know everything, and the creation of the universe cant be explained by science? If you cant explain it, then that means you cant rule out the existence of a god

Theists = FLAWLESS VICTORY
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TheBlueHaze

With respect Meow, someday you will look back, and laugh at yourself.

Seachmall

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

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atheists = 0

Little explosions emit from my arse on a regular basis. You don't know where they come from!

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My bumhole = 1


I know you're trolling but my bum deserves some recognition!

johnmcdnl

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

Shenshen

johnmcdnl wrote: »

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

Bit hard to overlook her, really.

sensibleken

Chairman Meow wrote: »

So you admit atheists dont know everything, and the creation of the universe cant be explained by science? If you cant explain it, then that means you cant rule out the existence of a god

Theists = FLAWLESS VICTORY
Atheists = 0

bless

Ellis Dee

padraig91 wrote: »

Ok i suggest you read this before you embarrass yourself further
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
also i think you will find it makes more sense then a man in the sky put everything there

Yes, it certainly does make more sense than the Man in the Sky Theory. What doesn't?:rolleyes:

The evidence in support of it is a vast body by now and growing all the time. It is also mistaken to assume that the expansion of our universe from a single point, a singularity, was necessarily the beginning, the earliest point in time. It may be the earliest point in our time, but some theorists surmise that it was just another step in a possibly infinite chain of events.

Incidentally, the term "Big Bang" (incorrect, because actually it was neither big nor a bang) was coined by the astrophysicist and later Astronomer Royal Fred Hoyle. A man of many talents, he also wrote fiction and one of his novels is about Ireland and I enjoyed reading it very much - half a century ago.

It's called "Ossian's Ride" and I recommend it to even the Holy Joes and Biddies, who need not fear that reading it will be a sin. The title notwithstanding, it has nothing to do with sex.:)

Chairman Meow

Seachmall wrote: »

Little explosions emit from my arse on a regular basis. You don't know where they come from!

Theists = 5
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My bumhole = 1

Yeah i do. Food being broken down in your gut emits gas expelled from your anus. Seriously, if this is the best anti-god argument the atheists have, its no wonder youre all clutching at straws here with this nothing exploding and creating everything shtick

Theists = M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Atheists = 0

Seachmall

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Yeah i do. Food being broken down in your gut emits gas expelled from your anus. Seriously, if this is the best anti-god argument the atheists have, its no wonder youre all clutching at straws here with this nothing exploding and creating everything shtick

Theists = M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Atheists = 0

Nope, it's munchkins in my bum mining fat off my arse!

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My bumhole = 2

TheBlueHaze

I can't believe I fell for your trolling. You got me

Cú Giobach

johnmcdnl wrote: »

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

Time for this I think.

Chuck Stone

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

For someone with such a great username, you talk an awful lot of arse.

Not of his making might I add.


http://www.topviralpictures.com/pics/chairman_meow.png

TheBlueHaze

Ok everyone shut the f*ck up a listen to this lesson, actually listen to it, not just a bit, actually listen to it all. This will tell you what you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdcl1teQG3A

optogirl

it's unfortunate that somebody who think 'all atheists are smug' gives us such a good reason to be...

EggsAckley

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Because the all knowing atheists think they can explain everything away using science. But they cant. Unless you call nothing exploding for no reason and creating everything from pelicans to magnets an explanation

Theists = 5
atheists = 0

Ha ha you believe in pelicans

sensibleken

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Not of his making might I add.


http://www.topviralpictures.com/pics/chairman_meow.png

first i heard it was on room 101 about 15 years ago. it was the name of david badiel's cat

dpe

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Incidentally, the term "Big Bang" (incorrect, because actually it was neither big nor a bang) was coined by the astrophysicist and later Astronomer Royal Fred Hoyle.

Coined but not invented (actually Fred Hoyle didn't think the Big Bang Theory was correct at the time). The idea was actually initially proposed by a man called Georges Lemaitre. Monsignor Georges Lemaitre.

Cú Giobach

EggsAckley wrote: »

Ha ha you believe in pelicans

Maybe S/He has been reading this book.

smash

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Theists = M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Atheists = 0

So every time you post (even though you're posting rubbish) you think it's ok to score yourself and ignore everyone else?

optogirl

Cú Giobach wrote: »

Maybe S/He has been reading this book.

perhaps the best title of a book ever

Cú Giobach

optogirl wrote: »

perhaps the best title of a book ever

I must admit I cracked up when I came across it a minute ago.

RichieC

TheBlueHaze wrote: »

Ok everyone shut the f*ck up a listen to this lesson, actually listen to it, not just a bit, actually listen to it all. This will tell you what you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdcl1teQG3A

:cool:

RichieC

sensibleken wrote: »

This kids is known as an 'I dont understand science therefore God exists' arguement

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_of_the_gaps
:cool:

Chuck Stone

When atheists go too far.

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2450701.jpg

Adults with imaginary friends

Atheists Winning since 33 A.D.

Sorry, busy.

God is your problem.




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philologos

johnmcdnl wrote: »

anyone else notice the religious troll trying to jump in to turn the thread to **** so the mods will lock it.....

As far as I'm concerned I'm as entitled as anyone to post on this thread. I personally don't care if it's locked or not

Cú Giobach wrote: »

This is exactly why blind allegiance to anything is dangerous, be that a god or a charismatic leader. .

My allegiance to God isn't blind, it's the result of years of careful consideration.

Seachmall

philologos wrote: »

As far as I'm concerned I'm as entitled as anyone to post on this thread. I personally don't care if it's locked or not .

They're referring to Chairman Meow I suspect.

smash

philologos wrote: »

My allegiance to God isn't blind, it's the result of years of careful consideration.

Is it not a result of years of being told what to believe since you were a baby? Ask yourself where and when you made your decisions about god.

RichieC

philologos wrote: »

My allegiance to God isn't blind, it's the result of years of careful consideration.

I find that hard to believe.

philologos

steve06 wrote: »

Is it not a result of years of being told what to believe since you were a baby?

No. For quite a few years in secondary school I was very confused about what to believe. I read the Bible for myself when I was 17 years old out of curiosity and I decided to become a Christian.

smash

When I was 17 I was reading penthouse ffs.

Freddie59

steve06 wrote: »

Well frankly it's offensive to say someone is going to burn in hell or be forever unhappy and persecuted because they don't believe in YOUR god.

Where did I say this?