I have a dilemma..

Fran1985 · 14-06-2011 9:56am

just gotta say i'm glued to this thread. Well done OP. Made the mistake of not asking girls out so many times in the past. Mind you I took the same leap you just did about 4 years ago last month and it paid off. Still going strong.:)

pajunior · 14-06-2011 10:02am

Joe10000 wrote: »

While I don't fully agree with that I do think the pace needs to be stepped up a bit. If Saturday goes well they should be meeting up again asap.

OP do you see something long term or do you just want a rattle ?

I doubt someone as shy as the OP is looking for a 'rattle', which by the way is a fantastic term.

Don't want to make you nervous OP but she is obviously very experienced and will be expecting an amazing night.

cue evil laugh :cool::cool:

tan11ie · 14-06-2011 10:05am

This is soo cute!! I'm a hopeless romantic, can't wait to see how you get on OP.

P.S don't use the freebie yet it won't look good.

TheEscapist · 14-06-2011 10:09am

I hope, nay I wish with all my heart that the OP replies here after his date with.....'now this is the story of how my life got flipped turned upside down...' I know it would annoy a lot of people but my god it'd be epic.

kingtut · 14-06-2011 10:26am

Make sure you don't bring up boards on your first date OP!! If she is a boardsie and reads this thread your f*cked :pac:

-Kenny- · 14-06-2011 10:34am

TheEscapist wrote: »

I hope, nay I wish with all my heart that the OP replies here after his date with.....'now this is the story of how my life got flipped turned upside down...' I know it would annoy a lot of people but my god it'd be epic.

Replies ? ...
I think we all expect live updates !

Frank Black · 14-06-2011 10:46am

jive wrote: »

:P

Edit:
Don't bring her to abra. Don't bring her anywhere. Cinema food is too much for anyone. You can't go for a pint because your driving. Guess what you can do next weekend? That's right my friend, go for drinks. Date 2 already on the cards. When God made time he made plenty of it. Why do it all in the one night? Don't. Nice night at cinema. Quick shift, good night sally. Text one or two days later "sup bro, I'm heading out this weekend and you should come. I had a great time the other night and thought we should meet again, it's weird because I didn't think you were my type!! :P". Immediately her interior vagina longs for you now that she thinks that she isn't your type. Obviously she will ask what is your type and you will exchange friendly banter and the conversation will flow like sudocreme off a baby's itch ass crack. You will meet for drinks, date for a few months and she will fall pregnant via fertilisation with your man seed. You will live happily ever after and I will be the best man. GOOD DAY

As a parent of two children I can assure you that sudocreame does not flow off a baby's itch ass crack.

Rest of you post was fine.

Good luck on Friday OP.

jive · 14-06-2011 11:44am

black francis wrote: »

As a parent of two children I can assure you that sudocreame does not flow off a baby's itch ass crack.

Rest of you post was fine.

Good luck on Friday OP.

I would like to make a post about being a caring paedophile but instead I'll take a classier route and just say I'll take your word for it :P

Caz74 · 14-06-2011 11:47am

Think we need to follow op on twitter. ehy? :pac: special username boardhund

Joe10000 · 14-06-2011 11:56am

pajunior wrote: »

I doubt someone as shy as the OP is looking for a 'rattle', which by the way is a fantastic term.

Don't want to make you nervous OP but she is obviously very experienced and will be expecting an amazing night.

cue evil laugh :cool::cool:

Yeah you are probably right and yeah she does sound a little more experienced in these matters but it was 6 months with a woman like that that made me the man I am today

Not trying to scare you OP as your apparent shyness is probably what attracted her to you in the first place.

Having a rattle has been around a long time, showing my age now but you don't hear it much these days.

GLaDOS · 14-06-2011 12:20pm

When does this thread stop. When they start going out? When they get engaged? When they have kids? The possibilities are endless!

(Fair play OP)

pajunior · 14-06-2011 12:41pm

ScienceNerd wrote: »

When does this thread stop. When they start going out? When they get engaged? When they have kids? The possibilities are endless!

(Fair play OP)

Until the girl finds this thread and breaks up with him :eek:

the_syco · 14-06-2011 1:40pm

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Beour is traveller slang

shep556 wrote: »

That would be Limerick slang

kingtut wrote: »

Beour is a Cork slang word

Gotta love AH.

ditzyfitzy · 14-06-2011 1:45pm

Just found this thread...! Sooo cute!

Be back Friday night for an update..! :pac::pac:

recyclebin · 14-06-2011 1:48pm

ah feen, i know a few lads from Clane in Kildare who use the word beour the whole time.

westendgirlie · 14-06-2011 1:50pm

What Petrol Station does she work for?

I'm choosing my hat and I don't want to clash with the bridemaids Texaco Red, Gala Green or Esso Yellow.

Loving this thread but the OH aint. I'm to engrossed in this thread to give him a bit :pac:

az2wp0sye65487 · 14-06-2011 2:20pm

Lets all go see the Hangover on Friday too... we just need to find out the cinema and the time that the OP is going... hmmmm.....

Fran1985 · 14-06-2011 2:24pm

Annika Damp Clothespin wrote: »

Lets all go see the Hangover on Friday too... we just need to find out the cinema and the time that the OP is going... hmmmm.....

Yeah i only saw it last weekend, but would go see it again. Come on OP, where you heading too? tip: The Mezz in movies@ Swords. 18 quid a ticket but ya'll get free popcorn and a free drink, not to mention big reclining seats.

Elmidena · 14-06-2011 2:24pm

Hmmm, if I remember correctly, Feeky tricked the boards by going out a day earlier than he had announced.....let's go see the Hangover on Thursday!!

ibarelycare · 14-06-2011 2:37pm

Awww I just read this thread from start to finish. So cute! I can't wait for Friday night/Saturday morning for an update

pajunior · 14-06-2011 2:39pm

Sunshine! wrote: »

Hmmm, if I remember correctly, Feeky tricked the boards by going out a day earlier than he had announced.....let's go see the Hangover on Thursday!!

Maybe we should all go to different cinemas on the different nights and look out for people who look like they're on a first date.

Not sure what to do once we identify them though???

Elmidena · 14-06-2011 2:44pm

In which case dibs on one of his free tickets!!!

Could go around asking if he'd offered to blast her with pish and when a male giggles nervously rather than becoming extremely irate, launch in with "Oh Ciara, I've heard so much about YOU! Like how you asked did he have a giiiiiiirlfriend, has he held your hand yet? Hugged? Kissy-kissy'd? Horizontal Mambo'd? Did he pay for you or use a freebie ticket? Was there a hole cut into the bottom of the popcorn box? Awww bless, young love! Well enjoy your night, see you in the garage tomorrow Ciara! Call me!!!"

Esso Ciara · 14-06-2011 2:46pm

What. The. Fcuk?

GLaDOS · 14-06-2011 2:47pm

pajunior wrote: »

Not sure what to do once we identify them though???

Take pictures and provide by the minute updates.

Or maybe a live webcam feed.

Lorri_L · 14-06-2011 2:50pm

This is a brilliant thread. Friday seems so far away......

And OP don't ever, ever show her this thread.

Fergality · 14-06-2011 2:51pm

OP, I work in a cinema and it's just as handy to pop in with your Meteor passes and collect the tickets a few days in advance. That way you can play it all smooth and be like: "picked up the tickets to make sure we got decent seats" - you'll look a bleedin' scholar and a gent. I'll have my eyes peeled in VUE on Friday night