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    #32
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

    Anyone have any advice as to what to do next, that does'nt involve blasting her with piss.

    Is it all blasting, or just blasting with piss that you're ruling out?


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    #33
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

    Aww shucks....... you is in lurve...


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    #34
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Jackasaurus rex wrote: »
    have a stupid amount of money in your wallet so she thinks your a rich bastard when your paying. and ask her do they stock extra large condoms. you class act
    I use my Laser card, and it takes awhile for that to process.


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    #35
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I'l go in tommorrow and try the whole sliiping her my number with the money, but if she does'nt text me I'l never go in there again.

    She might save you the bother and hand in her notice :D

    seriously thought go for it and good luck


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    #36
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    BBDBB wrote: »

    "Hi, I was wondering if you fancied going out for a drink one night?"

    "no thanks"

    "oh, ok"

    Morto.


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    #37
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Nodin wrote: »
    Is it all blasting, or just blasting with piss that you're ruling out?
    No blasting of any description


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    #38
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    "no thanks"

    "oh, ok"

    Morto.
    Exactly I'd keel over with embarrasment



    maybe then i'll get mouth to mouth.....from the owner:(


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    #39
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

    She sounds a bit medium tbh.


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    #40
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

    How big are her tits ;)


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    #41
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    the groutch wrote: »
    Don't ask her out, as soon as you do, a guy with a plastic bag on his head will come in singing "**** your Nissan Almera, I've a horse outside", and steal her off you.

    ahhhh thats better *sips funny juice*

    "thats a very important u"


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    #42
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Exactly I'd keel over with embarrasment



    maybe then i'll get mouth to mouth.....from the owner:(

    What does the owner look like? think about it.. free bulbs for life.


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    #43
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Exactly I'd keel over with embarrasment



    maybe then i'll get mouth to mouth.....from the owner:(

    You sure the owner isn't her father.


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    #44
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    its as simple as this, ask her does she go out much in town?whereabouts?oh ya i go there myself sometimes.im headn there next week, might see you there. and when you see her out chat for for a few minutes, and then say right ill let you at it, presumably she'l be out with her friends, and then say before i go can i get your number. but this is the long way of doing it. you could go down right now and just ask for her number,it would be a start anyway


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    #45
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭amacca


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Looking for some advice on this.

    So theres this petrol station up the road from where I live, I went in last Monday to get a light bulb for my car, the owner was there and he went out the back to look for the right one for me, then a girl that works there came over we started chatting while I was waiting for the bulb, just chatting about normal every day stuff, the weather and the like, she then asked me did I have a girlfriend, I said no and she said "thats cool" and giggled a bit, at that moment the owner came back with the bulb and I left.

    So just now I went up to get credit for my phone and she was there again, did'nt really chat this time because the shop was busy, but I could see that she was smiling at me alot, she's a fairly good-looking girl and i'd go as far as to say i fancy her.

    Now I know the next step would be maybe to ask her for her number, but believe me i'd rather die because i am very shy and just do'nt have it in me, I can't look her up on Facebook because I only know her first name(it was on the bottom of the receipt... stalker I know:D).

    Anyone have any advice as to what to do next, that does'nt involve blasting her with piss.

    I reckon I used to be someone like you OP....actually still in some ways and you can take it from me that if you dont ask her out you will in all likelihood regret it (even if she turns out to be psychotic bint or flat out rejects you and laughs cruelly afterwards while throwing herself at the sandwich boy)

    and you can also take it from me that you will see her going out with someone later on down the line and you will wonder what could have been....so - try to minimize as many off the opportunities life will take to saddle you with regrets by seizing opportunities as life presents them

    walk right back to that shop/petrol station/whatever......dont give a flying fook whos there or how busy it is and ask that girl if she would like to go out for a drink/coffee etc sometime and avoid letting shyness spoil years of your life. - although dont skip the queue or elbow people out of the way

    you will wonder in years to come why you didnt and you will see that all the things you were worried about, all the things that were holding you back are pretty much meaningless etc etc


    (unless of course its a tranny called frank you're interested in and you didnt realise - check if she has an adams apple)

    oh and of course if all else fails then you should blast her with piss whether you want to or not - seems to be the done thing around here - the wd40 of afterhours


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    #46
    Nodin
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    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    No blasting of any description

    Well, as you've ruled out the reasonable options, I'm afraid I can be of no assistance.


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    #47
    billyhead
    Registered Users Posts: 9,776 ✭✭✭billyhead


    Look mate. If you fancy her ask her out. Lifes to short for regrets. Shes not going to bite your frigging head off.


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    #48
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Vanbis wrote: »
    You sure the owner isn't her father.
    Yeah im sure


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    #49
    BBDBB
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    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    "no thanks"

    "oh, ok"

    Morto.


    ie, end of dilema :)


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    #50
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Wonder is she sitting at home now looking at Boards reading this.


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    #51
    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Balls!

    "Hi, I was wondering if you fancied going out for a drink one night?" - SHUT UP and wait

    easy

    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    "no thanks"

    "oh, ok"

    Morto.

    Radharc, that's not what happens... it's:

    "no thanks"

    "oh, right then... so I suppose a quick blow is out of the question?"

    & off you go...
    billyhead wrote: »
    Look mate. If you fancy her ask her out. Lifes to short for regrets. Shes not going to bite your frigging head off.

    Well... not bite anyway..


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    #52
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    AH answer: I know the garage and the girl in question. She flirts with everyone to get repeat customers for the service station.

    PS...she has a penis.


    Real answer: Life's too short, she has already shown some interest in you, so go for it before someone else does. Its natural to be shy about these things, dont add it to the "I should have done that" list.

    Best of luck.


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    #53
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    thehairyelbow wrote: »
    Wonder is she sitting at home now looking at Boards reading this.
    Doubt it, her names Ciara so if theres any Ciara's here that work in a petrol station, PM me:D


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    #54
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    thehairyelbow wrote: »
    Wonder is she sitting at home now looking at Boards reading this.


    she is

    and she is wishing that that really cute guy who came in to buy a lightbulb would follow the sage words of that BBDBB fella and ask her out:)


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    #55
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    billyhead wrote: »
    Look mate. If you fancy her ask her out. Lifes to short for regrets. Shes not going to bite your frigging head off.

    ya just do it man.life is way too short. when you old wrinkly and ugly you will most definalty regret it if you dont


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    #56
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,864 ✭✭✭amacca


    benwavner wrote: »


    Real answer: Life's too short, she has already shown some interest in you, so go for it before someone else does. Its natural to be shy about these things, dont add it to the "I should have done that" list.

    Best of luck.

    + its the only fcukin list you cant cross things off

    mine is long and it disgusts me.


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    #57
    m.j.w
    Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭m.j.w


    feck the piss blast her with spunk


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    #58
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    OP, I would report this brazen hussy to her boss. She is wasting time hitting on customers. She also could have distracted you from buying the correct bulb, caused to have a defective car, leading to your arrest, or perhaps an accident in which you and others were hurt.
    She clearly has no regard for your safety or the professional standards of her career. It's just as well you came here and warned about this dangerous woman.


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    #59
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Whats that mark twain saying, youll only regret what you didnt do, not what youve done, or something like that.

    If i was you, id wait outside for the shop to open in the morning, tell her you couldnt sleep thinking of her, that you couldnt find her on facebook, that you were on the internet forms all night looking for advice, oh, and that she has a pretty face.


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    #60
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    Whats that mark twain saying, youll only regret what you didnt do, not what youve done, or something like that.

    If i was you, id wait outside for the shop to open in the morning, tell her you couldnt sleep thinking of her, that you couldnt find her on facebook, that you were on the internet forms all night looking for advice, oh, and that she has a pretty face.

    Yes and 10 mins later the Guards pull up


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    #61
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yes and 10 mins later the Guards pull up

    Ya see... they fancy her too.


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