I have a dilemma..

Nervous Nellie

Good luck OP!

careymary

Good luck OP!!!:D

Kazooie

Give her a good rodgering old chap.

Kevin Duffy

I dunno if it's a reflection of my own lack of action or just that I like to see people be happy and succeed, but I am stupidly excited and hopeful for them.

HazDanz

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

Cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will **** your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.

Tubsandtiles

O Ciara O Ciara
Todays the day
Ive got my pay
Two packets of wine gums dear sir
Dont worry there all for her

Best of luck Cill Dara

tayto lover

MitchKoobski wrote: »

Any chance someone working in the cinema tonight is a boardsie and can help arrange some things for OP?

Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and then......when she goes to get some.....you pop your hand up through the hole and go WAAAAHHHHAHHAHAAHAHAHA.




Foolproof.

Don't even think of making a hole in anything. They can be deadly things. Just look at what happened in this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5_Msrdg3Hk

stevejr

qz wrote: »

You can doo eeeet!!

....all night long:pac:(the Waterboy)...Best of Luck Cill Dara.

_feedback_

Best of luck Cill Dara.

Hangover 2 is supposed to be a load of shíte

- or maybe that will work in your favour.

GLaDOS

elviscostello wrote: »

Best of luck Cill Dara.

Hangover 2 is supposed to be a load of shíte

- or maybe that will work in your favour.

I liked it, though it's fairly unoriginal

Horror movies are supposed to be the best for first date, she associates the increased heart beat with you or something along those lines. Maybe for the next one?

phill106

Not sure about the choice of film, she will see someone elses

penis

before yours!

WesternNight

Good luck Bryan!

Don't mess this up, though. AH needs very little reason to turn on you. No pressure at all.

johnnycnandy

Stay focused Grasshopper. You are the chosen one!

Snowie

KeithM89 wrote: »

You should probably install that light bulb...

You so got post of the day for that

Big Nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn5BwH1ZN4c

westendgirlie

Have a good night tonight Cill



Everyone Else....

Who's gonna perform the online marriage ceremony then ????

Butterfly25

Good Luck for tonight OP! If the movie is crap, try some of the things below or print out the list, show it to Ciara and get her to play along!!

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Every so often, do an awkward moan.

4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen "Don't Do It!"

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person's eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8.Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know".

11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.

12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.

13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.

14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.

15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.

16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, "did you see that?!"

17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.

18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.

19. Repeat the lines in the movie.

20. Lick the person beside you. (make sure its Ciara is sitting beside you not the person on the other side lol)

Tubsandtiles

I reckon if this Ciara ever see's this thread she will fall madly in love with you OP or call the guards, best of luck again, wish I lived in Kildare for one night

westendgirlie

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

I reckon if this Ciara ever see's this thread she will fall madly in love with you OP or call the guards, best of luck again, wish I lived in Kildare for one night

This has all the hallmarks of a Hollywood Movie

Fergality

'petrol girl to be pumped' - I lol'd! Good luck OP, leave her for nothing at the business end of the date. Nothing.

AnnyHallsal

Let this thread be a lesson to the single men of Ireland!

There are women waiting to be asked out in every Topaz in the land

BBDBB

He'll be heading home soon, quick spray under the arms, run the razor over his face as its a first date, dab of those smellies he got for Xmas on the chops and grab the least smeggy shirt he's got

She'll be home already to start her preparations for the big night, there wil be lots of..............actually what the feck is it that women do that takes them 3 hours when getting ready to go out of an evening????????
Anyway, she'll be taking her time and still keep him waiting

ahhhhhhh

Novella

I just read this whole thread and it is so sweet! I'm actually from Kildare so every time I get petrol, I'm gonna be checkin' the names on my receipts! Eventually I'll meet Ciara - "Ah jesus, Ciara! I read all about you on the internet! How's Bryan?!".

checkyabadself

Fair play Cill Dara, it takes guts to ask a girl out. I wouldn't worry about her seeing this thread someday, you've been nothing but a gent. Best of luck on your date.

Doylers

Its date night woop woop Heading out tonight but you can be sure I'll be checkin boards later for an update

efb

Now I know how parents feel on Grad night!

baby8music

Date night, good luck Cill Dara I hope it goes well, go charm your girl!! Followed your romance (?) on this thread & I have high hopes for you & Ciara....don't disappoint me.

Enjoy:)

The King of Moo

Just read through the whole thread, best of luck to ya Cill, fair play for taking a chance and asking her out.
Just remember that she's clearly into you, so don't worry too much about whether she likes you or not.

Richard Dower

westendgirlie wrote: »

This has all the hallmarks of a Hollywood Movie

I'm pitching this idea as we speak. It's the Irish Love, Actually.

Mr.Crinklewood

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

Let this thread be a lesson to the single men of Ireland!

There are women waiting to be asked out in every Topaz in the land

Well you know the saying..

"A Topaz in the land will get Cill Dara Abu the bush"

Sorry OP. Will remove if you want me to.