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    #62
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    amacca wrote: »
    + its the only fcukin list you cant cross things off

    mine is long and it disgusts me.


    Very true!

    Unfortunately, mine is incredibly long too. My life would have gone down a very different path if my list was shorter.

    Ah well..............just try not to add to mine anymore.


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    #63
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Do it. If it weren't frightening, it wouldn't be worth a damn to have the experience. I used to sit back out of fear as well, but in the past while, I've come to the opinion that if it's not going to kill you, then fúck it and ask. Worst that happens is she says no, and yes, you will live.


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    #64
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    It wasn't me! wrote: »
    Do it. If it weren't frightening, it wouldn't be worth a damn to have the experience. I used to sit back out of fear as well, but in the past while, I've come to the opinion that if it's not going to kill you, then fúck it and ask. Worst that happens is she says no, and yes, you will live.


    I think they prefer it if you ask first ;)


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    #65
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Looking for some advice on this.

    So theres this petrol station up the road from where I live, I went in last Monday to get a light bulb for my car, the owner was there and he went out the back to look for the right one for me, then a girl that works there came over we started chatting while I was waiting for the bulb, just chatting about normal every day stuff, the weather and the like, she then asked me did I have a girlfriend, I said no and she said "thats cool" and giggled a bit, at that moment the owner came back with the bulb and I left.

    So just now I went up to get credit for my phone and she was there again, did'nt really chat this time because the shop was busy, but I could see that she was smiling at me alot, she's a fairly good-looking girl and i'd go as far as to say i fancy her.

    Now I know the next step would be maybe to ask her for her number, but believe me i'd rather die because i am very shy and just do'nt have it in me, I can't look her up on Facebook because I only know her first name(it was on the bottom of the receipt... stalker I know:D).

    Anyone have any advice as to what to do next, that does'nt involve blasting her with piss.

    cill get down there right now and get her number, we all want to know what happens.gogogogogogogogogogogoogogo. just stay calm. just ask her casually can you get her number.gogogo


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    #66
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Like I said the shop is closed now, i'll have to wait till tommorrow


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    #67
    Starscream25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Like I said the shop is closed now, i'll have to wait till tommorrow

    alright, but keep us updated.so are you going to go for it at some stage then or puss out?


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    #68
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Like I said the shop is closed now, i'll have to wait till tommorrow

    If you don't get back on here tomorrow with some good news I'll shave me feckin elbow!!


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    #69
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Do'nt worry After Hours will be the first to know the out-come:pac:


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    #70
    bollicky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭bollicky


    Ok you seem like a nice enough lad so I'll help you out a bit here. Next time you're in the shop just try to start a conversation again. Talk about anything you like. During this conversation you should ask her can you smell her hair. If she likes you she will tell you to go ahead. At this point you should jump on her. Happy hunting.


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    #71
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    ^^^Did you really just sign up to Boards to post that :rolleyes:


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    #72
    detlef
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    Get a photo of her, somehow.

    Photoshop your head on her body.

    Save as.

    Go to another garage that specialises in paintwork and panel beating.

    Give the USB stick with the saved .jpg of the-you-and-the-her-body-head, to the guy with moustache who sprays the cars.

    Get the car to be the sprayed with the photo of you. By machine. Laser.

    Like drive into her garage then. Smile really hard until she comes out. Then force her to look at the photoshopped image which is sprayed all over your car.

    Trust me she will love you.


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    #73
    Daniel S
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    As someone else has already posted, do what you think Feeky Magee would do.


    That man is my hero! :pac:


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    #74
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Do'nt worry After Hours will be the first to know the out-come:pac:


    if not, maybe you should "come out"!;)


    ask her Cill

    she could be the One!!!!

    good luck:)


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    #75
    bollicky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭bollicky


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    ^^^Did you really just sign up to Boards to post that :rolleyes:
    Thank me later:cool:


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    #76
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    mtb_kng wrote: »
    As someone else has already posted, do what you think Feeky Magee would do.


    That man is my hero! :pac:
    Who or what is Feeky Magee?


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    #77
    Daniel S
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Who or what is Feeky Magee?
    Ah now... Ah now!!!


    1 Sec and I'll get you the thread!


    Here:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63330219


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    #78
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    mtb_kng wrote: »
    Ah now... Ah now!!!


    1 Sec and I'll get you the thread!


    Here:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63330219
    Haha very interesting, but I do'nt think she does grinds


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    #79
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    Say to her nice legs what time do they open , works everytime :pac:


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    #80
    Daniel S
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    richymcdermott wrote: »
    Say to her nice legs what time do they open , works everytime :pac:
    Do not do this. Not only is it a hopeless, ancient pick up line that nobody has ever used, but it will just make you look like an unoriginal pervert. That's worse than just being a normal perv...:pac:


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    #81
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    mtb_kng wrote: »
    Do not do this. Not only is it a hopeless, ancient pick up line that nobody has ever used, but it will just make you look like an unoriginal pervert. That's worse than just being a normal perv...:pac:

    I agree with this person ,:D


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    #82
    D1stant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I'l go in tommorrow and try the whole sliiping her my number with the money, but if she does'nt text me I'l never go in there again.

    Jesus Christ. We were only messing about that. Do NOT give the number n money thing. You will trollaly freak her out


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    #83
    Daniel S
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    D1stant wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. We were only messing about that. Do NOT give the number n money thing. You will trollaly freak her out

    He's right, although some will still recommend it. Just chat with her, take it slow if you have to, then ask her out. Don't sh!t a brick over it.


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    #84
    7sr2z3fely84g5
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    Could just go back to shop sometime when its quiet *rare moment i know*,strike up a small convo,just ask her out :).


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    #85
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    D1stant wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. We were only messing about that. Do NOT give the number n money thing. You will trollaly freak her out
    How Will that freak her out?

    Seems harmless enough to me:confused:


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    #86
    Karona
    Registered Users Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    Just go into the shop go up to the till to buy something and just say to her, fancy going for a drink whenever your free??

    Trust me it works.

    I'm a girl and would gladly go out with a nice guy who wanted to take me for a drink :)


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    #87
    puss
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭puss


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    ^^^Did you really just sign up to Boards to post that :rolleyes:

    That is Ciara. She wants you to smell her hair. So you are on a winner there.


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    #88
    cazzzzz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭cazzzzz


    If she asked you if you have a girlfriend she's obviously interested.
    I would DEFINITELY slip your number with whatever you're paying for.
    She likes you and it's gonna be worth it :)
    Good luck.


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    #89
    cazzzzz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭cazzzzz


    D1stant wrote: »
    Jesus Christ. We were only messing about that. Do NOT give the number n money thing. You will trollaly freak her out

    If some guy gave me his number and we both liked each other I wouldn't have a problem with it.
    I don't see the big deal. Go for it :)


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    #90
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,366 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Go back to the shop and take a sneaky pic of her on your phone. Then post said pic of her and on of you so we can assess what chance, if any, you'd have with her.


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    #91
    jive
    Registered Users Posts: 5,762 ✭✭✭jive


    You should strike up some small talk when the place ain't busy, talk about a new popular film you want to see perhaps, (OMG I WANT TO SEE THAT FILM TO LOOOOOL) then at the end say "you should give me your number" then she will either give her number or deny you. If you get denied then you are in the exact same position you are in now, alone. Don't be a nervous bender because then nobody would want you to have their number. Just go in and be relaxed, like I said the worst that can happen is you end up right back at square one where you began. If she gives you her number then you can go home and masterbate while you text her sweet sweet ass.

    You should do this immediately because if you keep going in being a phaggot with waste-of-time talk (i.e. small talk) then you will be friend zoned. You obviously have come down with a case of oneitis (omg that one girl is so perfect) so you will not take any of the advice in this thread; instead you will do nothing and be foreveralone.jpg

    Take the advice and you will have your throbbing member in her vaginal fluid in no time.

    Edit: WTF I think I just read that you were going to slip your number to her with money? There is only one way that will end - you will look like a creepy motherphucker and die alone. What the phuck? Why would you even consider that a reasonable suggestion? Real life is not a romcom. Say the words "you should give me your number" confidently, not "can I have your number, please?" or "surrender thine telephone integers dear wench". Keep it simple and confident. Do not be a creep.


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