Newcastle United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014/15

Moneymaker

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Managers are basically like politicians. They'll say anything to cover their ass. Even blatantly untrue statements.

It's all that ever seems to come out of Pardews mouth though.

It's very grating and he hurts himself doing it.

Think of the Remy red card, him saying he won't appeal it and then the club appeals.

Idiotic.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

It's all that ever seems to come out of Pardews mouth though.

It's very grating and he hurts himself doing it.

Think of the Remy red card, him saying he won't appeal it and then the club appeals.

Idiotic.

Happy to have a job and will do exactly as he is told. As soon as that changes he will be sacked. Although that makes him a victim, he is also part of the problem!

Moneymaker

And we could need to spend a lot of money in the summer.

Remy and de Jong are unlikely to be kept on, Shola is gone, Cisse probably gone.

We're going to need at least 3 strikers. They don't come cheap.

Replacement for Cabaye, cover for the defence etc.

I honestly fear for us next season unless SERIOUS investment is made.

Does anyone trust Ashley to do that?

Salmon

Any chance he's asset stripping prior to flogging off the club? I know its less valuable to an incoming buyer minus our key players, but the club will still get its slice of the TV money and it allows ashley to sell at a lower price in order to cover his initial outlay to buy the club?

Unlikely, but not altogether unplausible!!!! Gotta live in hope!

M5

Salmon wrote: »

Any chance he's asset stripping prior to flogging off the club? I know its less valuable to an incoming buyer minus our key players, but the club will still get its slice of the TV money and it allows ashley to sell at a lower price in order to cover his initial outlay to buy the club?

Unlikely, but not altogether unplausible!!!! Gotta live in hope!

0 chance, he's here to stay folks. Free world wide advertising for his plastic tracksuits worth 20/30 million a year!

Moneymaker

Salmon wrote: »

Any chance he's asset stripping prior to flogging off the club? I know its less valuable to an incoming buyer minus our key players, but the club will still get its slice of the TV money and it allows ashley to sell at a lower price in order to cover his initial outlay to buy the club?

Unlikely, but not altogether unplausible!!!! Gotta live in hope!

A lot of business orientated types have said before that from the outside it definitely looks like he's planning for a sale.

But it hasn't happened yet. Nor is there any sign of it happening.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Salmon wrote: »

Any chance he's asset stripping prior to flogging off the club? I know its less valuable to an incoming buyer minus our key players, but the club will still get its slice of the TV money and it allows ashley to sell at a lower price in order to cover his initial outlay to buy the club?

Unlikely, but not altogether unplausible!!!! Gotta live in hope!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asset_stripping

Chazz Michael Michaels

Damien Comolli for DoF, apparently.

M5

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Damien Comolli for DoF, apparently.

That story has come out of an interview Comolli did on SSN radio earlier in the week. Not sure there is much in it tbh

NUFCFans fishing for a story

https://soundcloud.com/skysportsradio/damien-comolli-would-consider

GT_TDI_150

M5 wrote: »

That story has come out of an interview Comolli did on SSN radio earlier in the week. Not sure there is much in it tbh

NUFCFans fishing for a story

https://soundcloud.com/skysportsradio/damien-comolli-would-consider

Excuse my ignorance, who is he? Is he any good at that role?

M5

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Excuse my ignorance, who is he? Is he any good at that role?

Ex Spurs and Liverpool. Signed Carroll, nuff said

Chazz Michael Michaels

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Excuse my ignorance, who is he? Is he any good at that role?

Did well at Spurs, imo. A total disaster at Liverpool.

Apart from Suarez...

M5

Possibility of another unwanted record to add to the list for our Pards! First time in history of the PL that we have lost 4 consecutive home games.

Moneymaker

I am not confident at all.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

I am not confident at all.

Would be amazed if we got anything from the game TBH. We basically ended our season when Cabaye was not replaced, that has to affect the players too. They are now in a battle for 8th or 9th. They must be as enthused as i am!

TaosHum

No Loic Remy, Tiote, Coloccini, Debuchy, Cisse or Gouffran.

Considering also Spurs away form of late, I think we are in for a pasting.

M5

TaosHum wrote: »

No Loic Remy, Tiote, Coloccini, Debuchy, Cisse or Gouffran.

Considering also Spurs away form of late, I think we are in for a pasting.

we were hammered by Sunderland FFS, worried we will get pasted no mater who we play

Vurnon San Benito

Two nil win to the Toon tonight, you heard it here first

Junior D

Doocey wrote: »

Two nil win to the Toon tonight, you heard it here first

Your ability to consistently look on the bright side has to be admired and hated in equal measure!!

That_Guy

Krul, Debuchy, Willo, Saylor, Santon, Sammy, Sissoko, Anita, Gouffran, De Jong, Cisse.

Straight 4-4-2?

Moneymaker

Knowing him De Jong is probably on the right or something.

Ben Arfa rightly dropped.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

Knowing him De Jong is probably on the right or something.

Ben Arfa rightly dropped.

Ben Arfa seemingly only gets to play in a struggling team. Never gets a chance when we are doing well.

Could be more than a coincidence of course but cant be good for the lads confidence

Moneymaker

M5 wrote: »

Ben Arfa seemingly only gets to play in a struggling team. Never gets a chance when we are doing well.

Could be more than a coincidence of course but cant be good for the lads confidence

He did get a chance. He was crap. Refuses to pass the ball and runs down blind alleys.

I think he's done tbh. Whether its his attitude or the coaching or both is another matter.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

He did get a chance. He was crap. Refuses to pass the ball and runs down blind alleys.

I think he's done tbh. Whether its his attitude or the coaching or both is another matter.

Have to disagree there. Did not play at all when we were doing well this year, we were **** all last season. Generally having to run with the ball due to the complete lack of movement ahead oh him. Also Pardew inexplicably tends to play long ball when HBA is on. (not arguing that he has been poor, but he has been 1 of 11 disfuntional players)

Cisse, What more do you want lad???

M5

When its not going for you....

M5

Ground barely 3/4 full. Cant recall a league game looking so empty

M5

5 newcastle defenders opt to leave the ball from walkers cross... #pardewdefensivegenius

M5

Much much to easy for spurs, defense almost non existant

M5

Hopeful punts forward and a disorganised back line, give this man a contract extension!

GT_TDI_150

M5 wrote: »

there is a match thread folks

Ahum

M5

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Ahum

IS there one?

GT_TDI_150

saw a newcastle spurs thread earlier.... I thought

That_Guy

Jesus... That's cruel. I'm out. Such a chore watching this lot these days.

M5

two decent stops end up right at the feet of spurs players, yawn

*ps defence have questions to answer...

M5

first time since the 70's to loose 4 home games in a row
first time since the 20's to loose 3 derbies in a row
worst run of 5 games ever
worst run of 10 games ever
worst run of 15 games ever
worst defeat in PL
2 goals from corners since taking over
2 wins after going behind
75 games without turning over a HT loss


Destroys Sissoko/cisse/Ben arfa/tiote/cabaye

Things are fine though evidently and we should be delighted!

M5

so how many will spurs score today?

Moneymaker

M5 wrote: »

first time since the 70's to loose 4 home games in a row
first time since the 20's to loose 3 derbies in a row
worst run of 5 games ever
worst run of 10 games ever
worst run of 15 games ever
worst defeat in PL
2 goals from corners since taking over
2 wins after going behind
75 games without turning over a HT loss


Destroys Sissoko/cisse/Ben arfa/tiote/cabaye

Things are fine though evidently and we should be delighted!

And de Jong has spent the entire game running in the channels.

Pardew is a tactical genius.

Santon is the next to have his confidence totally destroyed.

Moneymaker

Oh, and Spurs played a day later then we did and had to travel up from London.

I wonder what his excuse will be today.

M5

How long before we see SHola? :rolleyes: #proliffic

M5

Ah it great being able to completely change the game by bringing on an immense talent like Marveaux

M5

The lack of composure in all areas is actually stunning.

M5

3:0
3:0
3:0

great stuff! give that man a contract!

That_Guy

Pathetic defending.

M5

If you supported ANY other club you could accept this as the manager would get the boot. This is Newcastle though and we will have to listen to this useless slimey cretin spouting some ridiculous excuses for some time to come.

That_Guy

M5 wrote: »

If you supported ANY other club you could accept this as the manager would get the boot. This is Newcastle though and we will have to listen to this useless slimey cretin spouting some ridiculous excuses for some time to come.

It's ok though. We're probably safe..... :rolleyes:

M5

Whats it going to take?

M5

That_Guy wrote: »

It's ok though. We're probably safe..... :rolleyes:

yay, a repeat of this season or maybe the joys of last season awaits us then! They are the two options lads, when we do well we will sell our best players and when we do badly we will sign players to ensure survival

M5

CHadli could have made himself a cup of fcuking tea before he hit that

Moneymaker

He has to be sacked. Now.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

He has to be sacked. Now.

Why? he's the perfect man, trots out the company line, is cheap, does not argue iwth his bosses...


there were 4 unmarked players there!!! in our ****ing box! What the absolute ****