Newcastle United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014/15

BArra

cisse could not hit a barn door

M5

Couldn't score in a barrel full of fannys!

cadete

cisse is a liability, after pardew goin on about players not performing he continues to play this donkey
Villa will win this game no doubt

M5

cadete wrote: »

cisse is a liability, after pardew goin on about players not performing he continues to play this donkey
Villa will win this game no doubt

Add him to the list... So many failures in the squad after great starts! A new manager is whats needed here, perhaps one or two could return to form...

M5

If we dont score in the first 5 mins it will be SEVEN HOURS since we scored at home!

SEVEN!!!

GT_TDI_150

why is Cisse on on LDJ on the bench?




btw, LDJ accronime reminds me of LDV

M5

CIsse on the wing, that ll help his confidence...

M5

The question is can we hold on for a (valiant) draw?

M5

Hmmm, hopeful punt forward tactic not working.... Hmmmm, I know!!! Lets try hopefully punting the ball forward!

M5

Good effort Dummett!

GT_TDI_150

Dummet the one bright spark in this game

M5

Better, a bit of atmosphere now, been deathly quiet!

cadete

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Dummet the one bright spark in this game

Hmmmm not sure i would agree with that made alot of first half mistakes

GT_TDI_150

Aaaaaaah gouff!!

he's no rooney I suppose

M5

cadete wrote: »

Hmmmm not sure i would agree with that made alot of first half mistakes

More than a few... Has looked nervous at the back

GT_TDI_150

M5 wrote: »

More than a few... Has looked nervous at the back

That is to be expected of any newcastle defender ... you can only judge a NUFC defender on their forward exploits ....:D

M5

In the last 35 NUFC league games, Cabaye has been absent for 953 minutes. Newcastle have scored 2 goals in that time.

cadete

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

That is to be expected of any newcastle defender ... you can only judge a NUFC defender on their forward exploits ....:D

Lol no1 will argue with that

Willo and collo have been really good today, not been overly busy but imo our best performers,

cadete

M5 wrote: »

In the last 35 NUFC league games, Cabaye has been absent for 953 minutes. Newcastle have scored 2 goals in that time.

Yeah just nobody in the middle of the park to create anything,

M5

De Jong on, a man to turn the game, with his record of 0 goals this season he is sure to turn this!

GT_TDI_150

btw .... how does 'Mister Sunderland' get to be co-commentator on a newcastle game?

M5

Garbage...

cadete

he always is on for our games, i think it could be his abilty to constantly state the obvious and his boring drone that gets him the gig

cadete

Well done willo!

M5

What a free kick form Gouffran

M5

Noise :eek:

M5

Hmmm... hand in un natural position surely?

GT_TDI_150

M5 wrote: »

Hmmm... hand in un natural position surely?

he slapped at it, surely a pen!

M5

Sissoko has been slow to track back and offside far too often!

cadete

sissoko completely disinterested all day just goin thru the motions

M5

lol, absolutely every possible frustration has been endured now!

wonderboysam

Lol

GT_TDI_150

we just cant get a break!

M5

Well Pardew has addressed precisely NONE of the issues we have seen in the last few games, VIlla are just not as good as Spurs etc, otherwise we would be getting hockied again.

TherapyBoy

I'm slowly accepting the fact that we will never score a goal again. We can survive on 38 0-0 draws a season, right? Just need to work on that defence.

Edit: Thank God!

cadete

lol

M5

Get out of Jail card for PArdew.

GT_TDI_150

You're not getting sacked in the morning .........

GT_TDI_150

TherapyBoy wrote: »

I'm slowly accepting the fact that we will never score a goal again. We can survive on 38 0-0 draws a season, right? Just need to work on that defence.

Edit: Thank God!

LOOOOOVE THE SIG BTW!

M5

UGH, Pardew milking the applause, fcuk right off. You got lucky son!

M5

Happy to get a goal and a win. Unhappy with the performance and the failure to address any of the problems that have blighted our season.

Moneymaker

Glad I skipped that, sounded woeful!

BArra

it was, i wish i only tuned in for the last 5 minutes :rolleyes:

That_Guy

Dreadful game. We are utter shíte to watch. We're lucky that Villa aren't as good as recent opposition otherwise we'd have been torn apart. So frail.

Glad we won but far from convincing.

Salmon

Dubious source but I had a good snigger none the less!! http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/mike-ashley-insider-says-newcastle-will-sell-buy/

M5

Tv revenues go through the roof, we spend nothing and barely make a profit and the "interest free loan" remains static :rolleyes:

M5

Going back to the match at the weekend, what the hell was pardew at signaling to the press after Remy scored? You had won 1 game in the previous 8 and only scored in one of them? A last minute winner against a poor villa side somehow makes up for that in his eyes? Baffling

That_Guy

Read that BBC article regarding profits.

One thing that pissed me off no end.

"If the club can sustain itself as a 'top 10' team year-on-year with a stable structure and the right finances, it gives itself every chance of pushing even further

We had every chance of pushing on when we finished fifth that time. We've gone backwards since.

Fúcking irritating. Oh and, "static interest free loans"

Give me a break.

cadete

the clubs end of year accounts yesterday 9.9 million profit which in fairness is great and im delighted the clubs finances are sound but below is an extract from the statement

“Ultimately the income the Club generates, particularly, given the restrictions of the Premier League FFP Rules, from match day, commercial i.e. non-TV income, will directly impact on the strength and quality on the pitch.”

“The process requires patience but we remain absolutely committed to growing the Club in a responsible and sustainable way.”

Now the part in bold is interesting, money NOT from tv income will be spent on the squad, we can expect around 80 million from sky this summer up from 40 million i would love to know where this extra 40 million will go and why it could not be invested in the squad! So considering that tv income will not be invested will we still be required to sell out brightest and best to fund transfers? I certainly hope not, and also a vast majority of possible commercial income is free for sports direct

M5

Tim Krul, take a bow lad!

Earned us that goal... which was also tidy.

Will turn a blind eye to the defending for the hull chances