Newcastle United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014/15

M5

greenman09 wrote: »

Could never stick that ameobi. Loyal cos noone else would take him. So long. You won't be missed. On the game nothing surprises me anymore wen it comes to Newcastle. Ever predictable as always. Pardew out and take Ca£hley with you.

The replacement cant even get into the team ahead of Shola FFS! Would be happy to see him go if there were a slim chance of a replacement!

Would not be surprised to hear the phrase "Sholas like a new signing" on deadline day

Moneymaker

Lee Ryder @lee_ryder · 4m
Asked Pardew if season had been "satisfactory" . Refused to answer question.

Lee Ryder
‏@lee_ryder
Also asked him if he was "grateful" to Mike Ashley for sticking with him, walked out room! #nufc #lfc

That_Guy

Moneymaker wrote: »

Lee Ryder @lee_ryder · 4m
Asked Pardew if season had been "satisfactory" . Refused to answer question.

Lee Ryder
‏@lee_ryder
Also asked him if he was "grateful" to Mike Ashley for sticking with him, walked out room! #nufc #lfc

Get rid. Just fúcking get rid now. A classless individual.

Moneymaker

These are some of the stats that no doubt Mike Ashley and the Board will bring up to the manager early next week at their end of season review:

We lost 14 of our last 20 league games, and dropped from 6th place to 10th place
16 points in the last 20 league games is even worse than relegation form
We failed to score a goal in 13 of those last 20 league games
We lost 15 of the last 21 games played in all competitions
We have lost three of the last four FA Cup third round ties to lower league clubs
Newcastle conceded 59 goals this season, which is a small improvement on our worst ever goals against tally in the Premier League – which was 65 last season
Newcastle scored only 43 goals this season, which is the lowest total since we were relegated in 2009, when we scored only 40 – last season we scored 45
We finished the season with only 9 men on the pitch against Liverpool today, after getting two players sent off and completely collapsing in the last 30 minutes to lose 2-1 – and that’s symptomatic of our season since after Boxing Day – a complete collapse


What more needs to be said. Goals conceded and scored proves this isn't a short term run, it's existed since last year.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

These are some of the stats that no doubt Mike Ashley and the Board will bring up to the manager early next week at their end of season review:

We lost 14 of our last 20 league games, and dropped from 6th place to 10th place
16 points in the last 20 league games is even worse than relegation form
We failed to score a goal in 13 of those last 20 league games
We lost 15 of the last 21 games played in all competitions
We have lost three of the last four FA Cup third round ties to lower league clubs
Newcastle conceded 59 goals this season, which is a small improvement on our worst ever goals against tally in the Premier League – which was 65 last season
Newcastle scored only 43 goals this season, which is the lowest total since we were relegated in 2009, when we scored only 40 – last season we scored 45
We finished the season with only 9 men on the pitch against Liverpool today, after getting two players sent off and completely collapsing in the last 30 minutes to lose 2-1 – and that’s symptomatic of our season since after Boxing Day – a complete collapse


What more needs to be said. Goals conceded and scored proves this isn't a short term run, it's existed since last year.

Survival attained, bonus attained, 1 years free advertising attained, 30 million or so profits this year.

Rather successful season form Ashleys perspective!

GT_TDI_150

Didnt get to see it live, just watched highlights on MOTD ...

Thankfully the season is over, but now we jsut get to look forward to red herrings in the transfer market, watch players leave and not get replaced ... but please faq lets go through all that with a new manager at least

Vurnon San Benito

Unfortunately it's very unlikely that Pardew will be sacked - looks like we'll have to put up with him again. Disheartening.

dfx-

Moneymaker wrote: »

We failed to score a goal in 13 of those last 20 league games

:eek:

I thought Norwich's new year run of 2 goals in 7 games was bad..

That_Guy

Some nice Pardew nonsense for you:


"It was shame. Liverpool then got two goals but with 10 men it was always going to be difficult."

BINGO: Excuse number 1 has landed.

"I thought our season in terms of performance was strong."

In what possible way? What in the almighty fúck have you been watching. Jesus wept.

"We had a good game plan. Perhaps we were slightly unfortunate not to get the second goal when Gouff was one on one."


But then *every* game is a good game plan isn't Pardew with our "strong performances" this season.

"The ref played a part in my view in the second half."

BINGO: Excuse #2 lands.

"He should have managed the game a lot better than he did. And we conceded two goals."

Possibly but then again WE should have managed the game better. Conceded two goals from a similar position. Why is that? Oh yeah, you can't set a team up defensively for shít.

"Liverpool have had a fantastic season and they showed their quality. If you give too many set plays away it will hurt you."

But this isn't the first time a team has "shown their quality" against us from set pieces. It's your fúcking job as a manager to defend against set pieces and set us up accordingly.

"Unfortunately we didn't quite do as well as we should have."

Our season in a nutshell right there Alan.

That_Guy

Quite interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENfD_z7yde8

Moneymaker

The Modric story makes me want to punch a kitten.

upstairs for coffee

Whatever happened Dennis Wise? Seemed to be a decent manager. Fell completely from the football radar

Moneymaker

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

Whatever happened Dennis Wise? Seemed to be a decent manager. Fell completely from the football radar

I'd reply but i'd end up getting carded.

Not a popular man among Newcastle fans.

That_Guy

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

Whatever happened Dennis Wise? Seemed to be a decent manager. Fell completely from the football radar

If you like guys that buy players from a Youtube clip to appease his mates then yes, he's a good manager.

GT_TDI_150

Pardew gone yet (",)

That_Guy

GT_TDI_150 wrote: »

Pardew gone yet (",)

www.hasalanpardewbeensacked.com

Website may not exist.

Vurnon San Benito

Major LOL @ this http://www.tynetime.com/2014/05/12/pic-newcastle-uniteds-corner-tactics-sheet-left-behind-anfield/

upstairs for coffee

That_Guy wrote: »

If you like guys that buy players from a Youtube clip to appease his mates then yes, he's a good manager.

Lots of managers buy players from their agents. Martin Jol, Sam Allardyce.

Wise proved adept at management. Healthy win ratio's off 40.25/52.94/47.47 in his three stints.

cadete

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

Lots of managers buy players from their agents. Martin Jol, Sam Allardyce.

Wise proved adept at management. Healthy win ratio's off 40.25/52.94/47.47 in his three stints.

Are you actually goin anywhere with this or are you trying to get a reaction?

upstairs for coffee

cadete wrote: »

Are you actually goin anywhere with this or are you trying to get a reaction?

I was asking how come he has been out of football for so long given he has a decent managerial track record.

I don't know the ins and outs of what he did at Newcastle but he wasn't their manager.


Stop being such a touchy little tart. It was a genuine question you pillock.

GT_TDI_150

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

I was asking how come he has been out of football for so long given he has a decent managerial track record.

I don't know the ins and outs of what he did at Newcastle but he wasn't their manager.


Stop being such a touchy little tart. It was a genuine question you pillock.

Tbf, if you dont know the ins and outs of what he did at newcastle and you know he wasnt our manager then why raise the question on a newcastle thread other than to get a reaction?

Go post in the thread of a club he has actually managef

That_Guy

upstairs for coffee wrote: »

Stop being such a touchy little tart. It was a genuine question you pillock.

Genuinely laughed out loud at this.

Duff

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27410692

Excellent.

M5

Duff wrote: »

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27410692

Excellent.

Told you so!

Anyone even remotely surprised? Safety achieved at a canter, that's the target.

Going nowhere until the cancer is removed from the club....

That_Guy

A fúcking joke. An absolute joke. Be prepared for relegation next season lads.

That_Guy

Depressing read from the Chronicle.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-not-putting-cup-7121647?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

When asked at the meeting whether the club not think it is worth a cup run next season?

The reply was "The board outlined research into Premier League clubs in relation to domestic cup competitions in the last five years, with Swansea City the only club outside the traditional top six to win a domestic cup and not be relegated in the same season (Birmingham and Wigan Athletic were both relegated).

What is the point anymore really?

cadete

Minutes of the meeting here http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Fans/FansForum/0,,10278~3831748,00.html
Ah unsurprising really, but still really gutted about it, cups are for drinking tea and not for winning it seems, staying in the league is all that matters, the push to improve every season won't happen as the top 6 are too far ahead in terms of finance(really?? Even Everton who are on the bones of their hole)
The club is for sale but will never happen as it's an impressive advertising board for sports direct, we will continue on blindly with pardew and Ashley hoping relegation doesn't happen, and will never have any success

GT_TDI_150

What is needed is propper boycots... Until the ground is only 1/3 or less full FMA wont take notice.


Weirdly im alreafy hoping we get 0pts in our first 5 games with the opposition consisting of leicester, burnley, hull, west brom and villa ... Surely then he has to go... Actually he'd probably get a new 8yr deal

Moneymaker

I'm just about done.

Seannew1

It's funny how we've been linked with 5 players alone today and continuously yesterday, yet nobody has felt the urge to comment here. It really shows how morale and general expectation amongst us is at an all time low!

Limerick Dude

Seannew1 wrote: »

It's funny how we've been linked with 5 players alone today and continuously yesterday, yet nobody has felt the urge to comment here. It really shows how morale and general expectation amongst us is at an all time low!

Couldn't agree more.

Looks like Ayoze Perez may be happening though. No doubt Pardew will let him languish in the reserves as he gets only one appearance for the senior team, an 89th minute substitute as we are 3-0 down to Dagenham and Redbridge in the League Cup 3rd Round. Dont worry though.....sure its the PL that matters, not the cups!

*Sigh*

Moneymaker

Seannew1 wrote: »

It's funny how we've been linked with 5 players alone today and continuously yesterday, yet nobody has felt the urge to comment here. It really shows how morale and general expectation amongst us is at an all time low!

That's it. No one gives a **** really.

We all know anyone who does well will be sold and the cycle will go on and on.

M5

Ayoze Perez Done

Pardew and FCB still here though

cadete

M5 wrote: »

Ayoze Perez Done

Pardew and FCB still here though

Meh the new xisco? if he is any good he will only go backwards from now on......
not the kind of signings we need, and supposedly only for the "development" squad

Limerick Dude

Looks like Remy Cabella could be a done deal.

L'Equipe and Chronicle are both reporting that a deal is close, fee mentioned is £7 million.

Moneymaker

I'll believe it when he's holding up the shirt behind SJP.

Not til then.

M5

we will offer him 20 quid a week and a bag of chips to scupper the deal

Moneymaker

20 quid???

Lets not get carried away here.

Moneymaker

Yet another example of Newcastle United being the pathological liars they have proven themselves to be.

They claimed Remy was injured for the Liverpool game.

Remy: "Alan Pardew understood my point of view. We had nothing to play for and I didn't want to risk getting hurt again."

That_Guy

Moneymaker wrote: »

Yet another example of Newcastle United being the pathological liars they have proven themselves to be.

They claimed Remy was injured for the Liverpool game.

Remy: "Alan Pardew understood my point of view. We had nothing to play for and I didn't want to risk getting hurt again."

Seriously makes no sense for them to come out with this. Just gets the fans up in arms even more.

Haven't even been keeping up with any developments regarding Newcastle. Just not bothered.

GT_TDI_150

I see bentdner liked in a few publications and no one one here to have a moan about it ... sad state when we the fans really couldnt give a flying one as to what happens at our club.

M5

On Remy, its quite possible he was trying to reinforce the fact he has not injured to ensure he got in the squad. I guess he didnt think it through though. The club have scans of the injury supposedly.

On Bendner, we almost over achieved last year, doubt very much we will invest. Bendner fits the bill, ie cheap.

I see trying to squeeze the cheapest possible deal for cabella has alerted other clubs. Another huge flaw with the current policy. If you spot a jem , you need to get the deal done, not penny pinch. Supposedly an extra 250k would have sealed the Modric deal, that was deemed too much and spurs nipped in.

Then again, all of the above is pointless, the club knows all of that, they just care about maintaining free advertising and now with the extra TV money there is a cherry on top for Ashley and Co. That makes it even more unlikely the FCB will sell unfortunately! Free advertising and 20-30 million into the back pocket every season. Would you sell?

Moneymaker

Seems like Colback is more or less done.

Yay?

cadete

Moneymaker wrote: »

Seems like Colback is more or less done.

Yay?

Whoever said we have no ambition should be eating their hat! Sold cabaye got colback!!!! You show em ash and pards!!!!!!!

Vurnon San Benito

Moneymaker wrote: »

Seems like Colback is more or less done.

Yay?

A positive signing. One of the few Sunderland players I would have actually taken.

Has serious potential, but whether we can get the best out of him is another matter. Not a bad replacement for Gosling. Has EPL experience, decent passer, and versatile.

cadete

Doocey wrote: »

A positive signing. One of the few Sunderland players I would have actually taken.

Has serious potential, but whether we can get the best out of him is another matter. Not a bad replacement for Gosling. Has EPL experience, decent passer, and versatile.

Exactly a replacement for gosling! A player who only featured when we were on the bones of our arse and rightly so,
Not suprised with how things are going considering the talk from st. James was we wanted transfer business wrapped up before the World Cup. Were goin Down no doubt about it

M5

Blatant disregard for the fans again. Signing a player who goaded our fans after the 3 nil at their place.

Ignoring that he's a squad player at best. Will probably be good enough to maintain mid table mediocrity

That_Guy

Sky Sources (Twitter) say we're 'close' (probably couldn't be further away) to signing Gomis (Probably actually that shíte keeper Gomes from Spurs) and Cabella (who will probably end up somewhere else because we "just couldn't get it over the line")

Malmedicine

He's a Newcastle Fan, I'm hoping for Shearer like stats!!!! Good squad player can play a few positions. Better fit than gosling, amalfitano, gutierriez or abeid. I'm not unhappy, I'm not happy I'm just hhhhhhhmmmmmmmpppppppphhhhhhhhh

Vurnon San Benito

Good to see Perez has signed anyway - best of luck to the lad.