Ridiculous names for children

carlybabe1

Just watching E News (yes I know, pathetic, but its still better than RTE)
Anyway, Sarah Palin has to get my vote for the most ridiculous names in one household:

SONS: Track, Trig (I sh*t u not)

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

and following in mummies footsteps grandson Trip

Soooo who in your opinion gets the vote

kfallon

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Just watching E News (yes I know, pathetic, but its still better than RTE)
Anyway, Sarah Palin has to get my vote for the most ridiculous names in one household:

SONS: Track, Trig (I sh*t u not)

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

and following in mummies footsteps grandson Trip

Soooo who in your opinion gets the vote

I'd still give her a shot at the title tho :pac:

YFlyer

Usnavy










Its true

Chuck Stone

M. Spunk.
F. Flange.

Agricola

Jamie Olivers kids -

Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver


/thread

hondasam

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Just watching E News (yes I know, pathetic, but its still better than RTE)
Anyway, Sarah Palin has to get my vote for the most ridiculous names in one household:

SONS: Track, Trig (I sh*t u not)

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

and following in mummies footsteps grandson Trip

Soooo who in your opinion gets the vote

She must like them and that't all that matters.

what would you consider a nice name ?

NomdePlume

On the bright side, they're spelled correctly/intuitively. At least they're not Trahk, Trygg, Brystel, Wylloh and Pyeper.

deathrider

Didn't Micheal Jackson have a kid named Blanket?

Eric Cartman

theres a few mad names, but spelling normal names in strange ways is worse

orlagh instead of orla , timm (with 2 m's) etc... is just the torture posh cúnts enflict on their kids

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

Reg'stoy

Carly is a name that just creeps me out, come on seriously who names a child Carly.

RichieC

Eric Cartman wrote: »

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

hope isn't a religious word.

ballsymchugh

deathrider wrote: »

Didn't Micheal Jackson have a kid named Blanket?

and jermaine has a son called jermajesty :eek:

JohnDee

Moon Unit. One of frank Zappa's offspring.

kfallon

Shitbrick.....it's what me Ma always calls me so must be my name

:pac:

Stained Class

The Beckham's boys.

Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.

Money can't buy you brains obviously....

Tipsy McSwagger

Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger named their daughter Ireland

NomdePlume

Eric Cartman wrote: »

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

Faith and Hope are the most lightweight of religious/virtue names...and not so bad imo. The Puritans apparently used Silence, Obedience and Hate-Evil as names...

willow tree

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

yeah, whats wrong with that name?:p
i dunno, i think theres room in the world for weird and normal names, i know people with really unusual names and they just suit them and some really simple names are lovely too,,, lalala, *skips off into the sunset*

qz

I've never ever liked the name Oonagh. Eugh.

The Princess Bride

Have a friend who used to work in a Dublin maternity hospital-scary,scary name choices.Princess,Pocahontas,(seriously) Endurance,Krystle( lots of them,born at time of Dynasty), Anastacia,Female ( it was written on de name tag the nurse puh on the bay-beee)

If you're wondering whether or not to choose a particular name for your baby- say the following in a flat accent,and you'll make up your mind very quickly.

---

(insert name) come in for yer dinn-ner before it gets cold.

Auvers

George Foreman's male kids are all called George


George Edward Foreman Jr
George Edward Foreman III
George Edward Foreman IV
George Edward Foreman V
George Edward Foreman VI

ballsymchugh

msthe80s wrote: »

Have a friend who used to work in a Dublin maternity hospital-scary,scary name choices.Princess,Pocahontas,(seriously) Endurance,Krystle( lots of them,born at time of Dynasty), Anastacia,Female ( it was written on de name tag the nurse puh on the bay-beee)

If you're wondering whether or not to choose a particular name for your baby- say the following in a flat accent,and you'll make up your mind very quickly.

---

(insert name) come in for yer dinn-ner before it gets cold.

yep. i've heard similar. 2 sets of triplets....
yasmin, tasmin and jasmin
hope, hopeful and hopefulness.

The Princess Bride

Stained Class wrote: »

The Beckham's boys.

Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.

Money can't buy you brains obviously....

Their daughter will (allegedly) be born on July 4th- do you think they'll call her Inda??

airyChinesekid

I shall be naming my son Ruprecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U

jclally

Beckhams Cruz sounds like a right smug prick

For Forks Sake

JohnDee wrote: »

Moon Unit. One of frank Zappa's offspring.

Didn't he have another called Dweezil?

Stained Class

msthe80s wrote: »

Their daughter will (allegedly) be born on July 4th- do you think they'll call her Inda??

Really?

I could see them calling her Will Smith, who was in the film.

They're capable of it, I tell ya!

mr lee

frogmella and spudullica

wonton

Ye some of these names are a bit in the mad side but I think its equally strange that parents name there kids such common names, I think in one of my classes in school i was one of six Davids.

I'm not saying I would have liked to be called brooklyn but surely parents could try be a bit more creative.

Mike 1972

msthe80s wrote: »

Anastacia.

Quite common in Russia I thought ?

amdublin

I hate artsy fartsy Irish names like:
Iseult
Isolde
Fionnain
Laochra
etc etc

Generally kids called these names are usual offspring of parents who bring their kids to art galleries and don't care if their darlings annoy everyone else.