Ridiculous names for children

The Scientician

I was reading an article about Afghanistan and there was some soldier with the surname Bunch, his folks had given him the name Brady.

iamwhoiam

im invisible wrote: »

like that guy who named his daughter mercedes, just because he owned the company...

How wrong can you be ,She came first ,!

neveah

A friend of a friend has a kid in her class called 'God's Power'.

I've also come across someone who named their kid 'Jaymz'
These are just ordinary folk, no celebrities here, how do u explain that to the kid when he gets older?? I'm sure he'll revert to the normal spelling, otherwise it'll be the bane of his life!

445279.ie

I know a couple who called their son Geronimo

up for anything

msthe80s wrote: »

If you're wondering whether or not to choose a particular name for your baby- say the following in a flat accent,and you'll make up your mind very quickly.

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(insert name) come in for yer dinn-ner before it gets cold.

Only if you live in flahaccenland.

amdublin wrote: »

I hate artsy fartsy Irish names like:
Iseult
Isolde

I've never heard of a child named either of those in Ireland.

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

My OH works in a gym for kids and some of the names she tells me are almost made up. Here's a few

Nonie

Nonie is generally diminutive for the name Leonie.

efb

I know a Rhianna, the shame!

efb

up for anything wrote: »

Only if you live in flahaccenland.





Nonie is generally diminutive for the name Leonie.

Nonie, Leonie, both great if your under 2!

Skerries

445279.ie wrote: »

I know a couple who called their son Geronimo

they jumped right in it with that one

G.K.

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q

greenybaby

godswill
precious
greatness

i sh!t you not, some ministers kids from a few miles away

admiralofthefleet

my mother knows a girl who named her son dyson

hardCopy

lilymay1 wrote: »

I taught twin girls called Britney and Whitney

I bet they got a litney of abuse

kevohmsford

Destiny and Beyonce

EverEvolving

Whatever about individual names, the ones you can quite easily pull the piss out of are the worst -

Randy Andy
Lydia Chlamydia
Tim - Nice but dim

Suppose you could make a joke about any name by putting an adjective in front of it, but some are just cruel.

ejmaztec

EverEvolving wrote: »

Whatever about individual names, the ones you can quite easily pull the piss out of are the worst -

Randy Andy
Lydia Chlamydia
Tim - Nice but dim

Suppose you could make a joke about any name by putting an adjective in front of it, but some are just cruel.

I wonder whatever happened to starvin' Marvin?

carlybabe1

The Scientician wrote: »

Yeah I hear Shakira is popular in the northwest of this island. I also know of at least one Pocahontas in the Dublin area.

WHAT will her name be shortened to ftlog :eek:

The Scientician wrote: »

I was reading an article about Afghanistan and there was some soldier with the surname Bunch, his folks had given him the name Brady.

aka munch

445279.ie wrote: »

I know a couple who called their son Geronimo

now thats just child abuse
pmsl at the posts, i luv AH'ers :pac:

efb

Ill name my first child tl;dr

but it will be a fcuking miracle if you can impregnate sh!t

watna

I was reading the death notices in the paper the other day (as you do) and there was an old lady that died, they had the usual beloved mother to xxx, beloved grandmother to xxx and then they got to her great-grandchildren. It said something along these lines (I **** you not): beloved great-grandmother to Tim, Emma, Lucy, Sarah and D'artagnan.

Guess which one of those kids gets beaten up in the playground?

For Forks Sake

watna wrote: »

I was reading the death notices in the paper the other day (as you do) and there was an old lady that died, they had the usual beloved mother to xxx, beloved grandmother to xxx and then they got to her great-grandchildren. It said something along these lines (I **** you not): beloved great-grandmother to Tim, Emma, Lucy, Sarah and D'artagnan.

Guess which one of kids those gets beaten up in the playground?

Tim. C*nts name.

orourkeda

Eric Cartman wrote: »

theres a few mad names, but spelling normal names in strange ways is worse

orlagh instead of orla , timm (with 2 m's) etc... is just the torture posh cúnts enflict on their kids

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

Hmm quite.

racso1975

Em the tag's are a bit harsh?

dpe

watna wrote: »

I was reading the death notices in the paper the other day (as you do) and there was an old lady that died, they had the usual beloved mother to xxx, beloved grandmother to xxx and then they got to her great-grandchildren. It said something along these lines (I **** you not): beloved great-grandmother to Tim, Emma, Lucy, Sarah and D'artagnan.

Guess which one of kids those gets beaten up in the playground?

He's going to be dead, or the hardest kid in the school. Personally I think its a fekkin great name, but you'd need brass balls to carry it off.

efb

Dogtanian would be better!

JimiWonderDoor 92

JohnDee wrote: »

Moon Unit. One of frank Zappa's offspring.

I'd say Zappa ran out of names for kids in the end

Archeron

assumpta. A name that sounds like an illness. Terrible case of the assumptas I've got.

For Forks Sake

Archeron wrote: »

assumpta. A name that sounds like an illness. Terrible case of the assumptas I've got.

Ditto for Attracta. Although I doubt there's been anyone named Attracta in the last 60 years.

carlybabe1

almost as bad as dymphna,:eek:
consumpta, assumpta and dymphna, syptoms include uncontrollable runs, hallucinations and speaking in tongues











apologies to anyone i may have insulted

quickbeam

445279.ie wrote: »

I know a couple who called their son Geronimo

Yeah, Alex James (Blur bassist) called one of his children that. His other children are: Artemis, Galileo, Sable and Beatrix. Okay, I can live with Beatrix, but the others are rank.

johnnycnandy

Parents in West Clare who named their son Anakin.

YFlyer

lilymay1 wrote: »

I taught twin girls called Britney and Whitney

Porn twins I believe