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My garden is not a porta potty

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  • 29-06-2011 3:31pm
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    zyndacyclone
    Registered Users Posts: 147 ✭✭


    My garden is not a porta potty....

    Okay, I live near the main road, and it's quiet and dark and your bladder is full and you're drunk...

    You, 2 of your male friends and your girlfriend all felt free to go into my much loved, cared for, and generations old garden and piss. And when my neighbours went out and said, 'wft' (a mild reaction), you just shrugged.

    Apparently, it is illegal to electrocute my hedge; but it is NOT illegeal to film it. Penis Cam DL inc.

    Just a warning. I mean seriously? Would you do that at home? What would your mum say?

    And don't even talk to me about the DL festival....I swear I had urine from every nation on earth in my garden....

    Why is this okay? I don't understand....???


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    #2
    Im Only 71Kg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭Im Only 71Kg


    urine can only a be a good thing for the garden..for one it will keep cats & dogs away..also might be full of nutrients.


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    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,506 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    only a bit of wee...

    must be horrifying for you when you consider all the dogs, cats, birds, insects, mice, rats, foxes and so forth using your garden as a toilet too


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    Ddad
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    I'd imagine the blundering drunk Fwits are an asset to your garden too...like big oversize gnomes that p?ss everywhere. You should invite them in to pee on your houseplants....do them a world of good:rolleyes:


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    zyndacyclone
    Registered Users Posts: 147 ✭✭zyndacyclone


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    trust me, the alcohol laden piss that these drunken morons emit doesn't help any plant in the world.


    the girl was peeing right on my bin ffs, when my neighbour confronted her, she waved.


    I'm seriously going to video this and post these idiots faces on youtube peecam.


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    Whiskey Devil
    Registered Users Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Whiskey Devil


    Could be worse..


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    Atomic Pineapple
    Registered Users Posts: 18,272 ✭✭✭✭Atomic Pineapple


    You never pissed in a hedge or down an alley in a town when you were young!?


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    few cans?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭few cans?


    it will save you money on fertilizer in the long run


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    bullpost
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭bullpost


    zyndacyclone wrote: »
    My garden is not a porta potty....

    Okay, I live near the main road, and it's quiet and dark and your bladder is full and you're drunk...

    You, 2 of your male friends and your girlfriend all felt free to go into my much loved, cared for, and generations old garden and piss. And when my neighbours went out and said, 'wft' (a mild reaction), you just shrugged....

    Wow - amazing what 'peer' pressure can do ;)


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