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Overheard in Port Láirge

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    #62
    twitch1984
    Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭twitch1984


    Was standing in a line in a canteen in Waterford a few years back and heard the following between a D4 type trying to order and a pure Waterfordian getting pi**ed off waiting between him

    D4:( in a real d4 accent) May I please have one of these local special floury with some of the local red ham which Justin was tellin me about.

    (Cue confused foreign girl behind the counter looking at him as if he was speaking double dutch)

    Waterfordian: Listen buddy what your trying to order is a red lead blaaaaaaaaaa, not red fu**ing ham in a bap

    the rest of us in the Queue just couldnt hold back the laughing with the look on the d4 face


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    #63
    mooseknunkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭mooseknunkle


    Seen howdo in very bad shape tonight about an hour ago was asleep on the footpath at the bottom of bunkers hill i wonder how long this man can go on sad to see


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    #64
    deisedave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭deisedave


    mooseknunkle wrote: »
    Seen howdo in very bad shape tonight about an hour ago was asleep on the footpath at the bottom of bunkers hill i wonder how long this man can go on sad to see

    He was grand about a half hour ago pissing on the street on manor street and saying how do so I'm assuming his alright.


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    #65
    mooseknunkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭mooseknunkle


    deisedave wrote: »
    He was grand about a half hour ago pissing on the street on manor street and saying how do so I'm assuming his alright.

    yeah i saw him earlier walking around that area but just saw him asleep on the footpath and thought he had enough


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    #66
    wellboytoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭wellboytoo


    Heard two guys arguing in the pub last night "there's no cure for being a cnut "

    Since been told its a line from Game of thrones but cutting in the extreme.


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